[Funno Otome] Is your boss sick today?

171

Whether or not Akutagawa should be invited to the wedding is a matter after Osamu Dazai joined the Armed Detective Agency, and you decide to leave it to your future self to worry about.

The key question is how you will spend the next few years.

Of course, smoking cats is cool, and smoking legally within marriage is even better.

But one cannot live by just sucking cats.Especially Osamu Dazai is always afraid of his old age and fading, and he is entangled in the theory of longevity. You are really afraid that you are not crazy, but the cat is crazy first.

172

Time does not flow at the same speed on you and Osamu Dazai.

As long as you are still using "game theory" to look back on yourself, the speed of aging will inevitably slow down.If you deliberately maintain it, you can live for tens of thousands of years, or even live forever.

In the various entertainment works I have come across before, longevity seems to be always connected with the concept of torture and curse, that is because they cannot choose when they die.

Your situation is different.

You don't have to worry about illness or accidents, and you can give up the opportunity to read files at any time. Your life span has changed from an unmeasured and uncontrollable variable to something controllable, and it has become extremely cheap.

In the past, you might still feel anxious about wasting time and doing nothing in this life, but now you don't feel anxious at all.Instead, these anxieties are all transferred to Osamu Dazai as your lover.

...And his only designated way to relieve anxiety is to stick to you sticky.

I really don't know if it's good or bad.

173

Although the process of realizing your wish is not the same as you imagined before—at least when you were killed in high school, you would never have imagined that the one lying next to your future self’s pillow is not a furry cat, but the famous crazy paper man Osamu Dazai ——What is certain is that you have finally lived the leisurely retirement life that you have dreamed of and what you want to do.

If you have to say it hard, when you were in the port mafia, you didn't have to worry about food and drink, and you were financially independent, which is actually not much different from now.

Probably the biggest, most essential difference between the two is that you don't have to kill people anymore.

It's not obvious when you're in it, and the moment you realize you're out of hell, you're dazed.

Like someone who is curled up in the water breathing on the surface, like a newborn baby crying out of bewilderment, you are almost startled by the buoyant sense of relief.

174

After thinking about it, you still applied for an online undergraduate degree.

There is no employment pressure for people with supernatural powers, it doesn’t matter if you study or not, it doesn’t matter if your certificate is official or not, and it doesn’t matter if your recognition is high or not. University always feels bad.

The most important thing is that after staying in the illiterate place of the Port Mafia for a long time, you deeply realize that you urgently need an educational environment full of educated people to accept the washing of knowledge.

...As for you not being able to do your homework and asking Dazai Osamu for help with hatred, that's another story.

175

You also picked up the long-forgotten online games after time travel.

You have a slight collectivism.There is nothing left of the account that has been trained so hard, and everything has to be started from scratch. It is quite tortured to think about it.

But after thinking about it, even if the account data of the two worlds can be inherited from each other, if you are in Yokohama, it is impossible for you to miss playing the national server client with a huge network delay. In the end, you still have to practice from scratch on the Japanese server. It's mentally balanced.

You thought Osamu Dazai was not interested in this kind of game, so you didn't call him specifically.

Unexpectedly, he saw you playing, created an account at the speed of light, bought a monthly card and CDKey, ran into the game and jumped around your character.

"Aren't you bored playing this game?"

He happily replied: "It's very interesting to do anything with Miss."

176

As I said before, you have no vision of getting married and having children.

The original life plan was to keep one pet if the economic conditions allowed, and if there was spare capacity, I would raise a few more, read books, play games every day, and live a very comfortable and comfortable life alone.

During countless miserable nights in high school, you quietly imagined that kind of life.

Details of where to adopt, what to name, how to feed, how to deworm, all aspects of the details have been considered.

177

It is true that your life has long been messed up by the sudden time travel, and you have gone astray to nowhere, and you are still thinking about keeping pets.

Taking into account the preferences of the cohabiting partner, you are not considered for keeping a dog.

Unexpectedly, when you mentioned raising a cat, Osamu Dazai still strongly objected: "Didn't Miss already raise me? One cat is enough for me at home, and if I add another cat, the positioning will be repeated!"

"...makes sense."

178

The next day, you searched for Shougong on the Internet, and you were arrested on the spot.

Osamu Dazai plausibly said: "I am a cold-blooded animal, and Shou Gong is also a cold-blooded animal, and will fight!"

Yesterday he said he was a cat.

What kind of species is self-awareness, this person?

You said helplessly: "If you don't want to keep a pet, you can just say it. Why do you make it so roundabout. I will still respect the opinions of cohabitants."

"Miss is a little firmer, and I will compromise. It's just that I will be somewhat unwilling. If I have a pet, the attention and love given to me will be less."

It's a rare time to be proud of being favored by others, while he was talking, he even sneaked a sneak peek at your expression, as if he was afraid that you would be unhappy.

One thing to say, it is impossible for someone like him to be angry!

179

You really can't stand his pathetic attitude, so you choose the next best option.

Yes.

You go gardening.

According to the local climate in Yokohama, you planted a balcony and a yard of flowers and plants, and placed a few pots in the bedroom.

I don't know why, but it's also something that distracts you. Osamu Dazai doesn't want you to keep a pet. This situation is quite acceptable.

Even if it is him, he is probably not naive enough to include plants in the list of rivals in love, right?

At least you think so.

180

Until one day, you accidentally asked about it.

Osamu Dazai replied with a smile on his face:

"Because plants are difficult to remove on a large scale.——If you think about it this way, isn't it like a pair of shackles?"

I'm afraid you'll never understand this neurotic thinking circuit for the rest of your life.