[Funno Otome] Is your boss sick today?

71

"what are you talking about?"

Like a machine that was overloaded and stopped working, Osamu Dazai's tone could not detect emotion.

"If one reason is not enough, I can find another for you. You see, technology is very advanced now, and there are things that don't decay..."

Immortal flowers must be very suitable for him, you are distracted thinking.

It is said that flowers are given to beauties, next time there is any festival, the gift should be given to that.

Although sending flowers to the boss is a bit confusing, but anyway, Hong Kong = black people are illiterate, so they should be able to use cultural differences to fool them, right?

72

He interrupted you: "Miss, are you a saint? Or an angel? Because, the person you are talking about is me? If you are caught by me as the reason you can't find it—"

"Catch", he actually said so.

At the time of the most affectionate and flustered, the vocabulary used is the most in line with the heart.

Drowning is one of the most painful ways to die.Most people who choose to commit suicide by jumping into a river will soon develop remorse due to severe pain, not to mention those who drown unintentionally.Water floods nose and mouth.Breathing uncontrollably due to lack of oxygen.Muscle spasms in the throat.Consciously feel your lungs being filled with water.

...At such a time, once the driftwood is caught, it will be despicably pulled down with all its strength.

You asked nonchalantly: "I can't die anyway?"

73

He was choked by your answer, paused for a long time, and asked dryly: "Why is it necessary to do this?"

The person who has always been eloquent, now speaks with difficulty, as if using a tool called "language" for the first time in his life.

“It’s not necessary. It’s my own will. Osamu Dazai is my favorite character in all the works,” you retort confidently, “so I want to do something for him instead, is it weird?”

Dazai stood up abruptly.

Before you can react, you saw him striding forward, aggressively...

From his own office, fled, walked, gone.

74

Your neurotic boss is really promising.

You sigh.

The first time you see a boss who is scared away by his subordinates, you are a little dazed; when you think that it is not someone else who is scared away by your few words, but the so-called "god-like and devil-like" Osamu Dazai, you will be even more dazed up.

The moment the words came out of your mouth, you thought you would be laughed at by him.

In any case, you are not very close friends, and it is too self-centered to decide that you are qualified to be the reason for others to live.

If it weren't for a moment of anger and blood, you would not be able to speak freely, and you wouldn't spit out such an arrogant, thoughtless speech like "try to live for me", without considering the context, it can be easily dismissed Hanging to the level of a gentleman's speech bot; at least it should be modified so that it sounds less harsh than the surface meaning.Using the immortal body as a breakthrough is a clumsy sophistry that can be seen through at a glance.

What you didn't expect was that Osamu Dazai would show such obvious wavering.

He was moved by you, you belatedly think.

I just don’t know how you feel about your colleagues not far from the office who are looking forward to your mission and returning triumphantly, but only looking forward to seeing your sick boss.

Presumably, that scene would be infinitely close to a workplace horror movie.

75

You thought that Osamu Dazai's escape represented his evasive attitude towards your proposal, but this is not the case.

Instead, he begins to approach you.

You will be called to the office by him every now and then.When you ask him what's the matter with a blank face, he will let you leave him alone and play your music with peace of mind.I haven't done anything crossing the line, it seems that I just want to look at you.

Somehow, you have the feeling that you are attached to a cat that has been fed a few times now and then.

76

"I'm fishing like this," you said tactfully with a pang of conscience, "isn't it good?"

At that time, Osamu Dazai was quietly watching you fight the battle flag.

The brain is easy to use, but the appearance of watching chess and not speaking is quite handsome.

Hearing this, he showed a very strange expression: "What's wrong with being able to fish with pay? Are you unhappy?"

"It's not right to let the boss watch the subordinates idle and play games, no matter how you think about it!"

He seemed to be waiting for your words, his eyes lit up.

77

"Then just don't maintain the superior-subordinate relationship," he said violently without thinking, "Do you want to be a cadre, miss? Then we will be equal, and you don't have to worry about boring hierarchy concepts. It may take a long time to prepare, but You don't have to do anything, just wait. You earn a lot of money, and you can leave all the work to your subordinates, how about it, don't you feel tempted?"

The position of Hong Kong=Black cadre was said by him as if it was within easy reach.

78

Your hairs stand on end, alarm bells go off, and you shake your head frantically.

But please forgive me.

You know all too well how little you can hold your tongue.Becoming a cadre means seeing Mori Ogai often, and seeing Osamu Dazai's brain functioning normally will definitely lose the chain by then.If your ability is revealed and the leader finds out that you are the second Yosano Akiko, then it will be over.

Osamu Dazai was thoughtful: "Don't you dare to meet the leader..."

79

In order to prevent him from thinking about it, you preemptively said, "The way you express your importance is to help people get promoted and get rich, cadre Dazai? Are you a beckoning cat?"

"Everyone I met before was seduced by power and money. I thought you would be happy too."

You are also very embarrassed: "The mafia is really a profiteering industry, even a person with such a big spender like me can almost make ends meet. I don't like to order people around, and I am born poor and kill people-it's not wrong for you to ask me to order disaster dogs No, it's a pity that he is your apprentice, and he doesn't listen to me. What's more, it feels weird to be promoted and get rich by the boss."

How should I put it, cats suspect that their owners are idle all day long and have no ability to survive, so they take the initiative to hunt, and give the carcasses of their prey to the owners. This kind of thing is also true.That's how Osamu Dazai tried to get you promoted.

There may be a more appropriate metaphor for this kind of behavior, but your 24-hour cat sculpture brain can't think of anything else.

80

"This is the best I can give," Osamu Dazai pursed his lips, and said in a weak voice, "Miss really doesn't like oil and salt."

Why, why are you acting like a baby?

Did Osamu Dazai think fast enough?Money, power, and sex, after you deny the first two, he immediately reacts and wants to take advantage of the beauty?