[Funno Otome] Is your boss sick today?

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Osamu Dazai came over.

The iris iris is bright, like a collection under high color rendering light.

You leaned back subconsciously, stammering and accusing him: "Okay, speak well, calm down, don't be like this!"

"I've thought about what Miss would like for a long time," he said aggrievedly, "It turns out the answer is so simple. Miss is really wicked, to actually look at me like that and worry—"

No one can withstand this at all, and you are dying to think that the person who can withstand it must be the eunuch.

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"...Officer Dazai." You squeezed your voice out of your throat.

He tilted his head as if listening: "Hmm, what's the matter?"

"I was wrong, I apologize for having made you with a cat. You are not a cat at all, you are a Yokohama male vixen with a red face and a troublesome face!"

Osamu Dazai blinked innocently: "That lady is a scholar who is fascinated by a beautiful vixen? What an honor. It's ok, you will be obsessed with me until the end of your life."

You couldn't help stroking his hair.

The other party rubbed against your hand a few times very naturally, almost purring.

83

You were about to touch him with one hand and continue playing games with the other, when you suddenly heard him say: "Well, if I don't have this face, I will be hated soon."

"So," he said without a smile in his voice, like water dripping across his skin, "do I look like a parasite that preys on the colorful appearance of its host?"

The atmosphere changed suddenly.

Most people will not break it when the atmosphere is just right.

Even if he really wanted to ask, he would leave it for later, or cover up the truth in a joking tone-but he just asked.Straightforward to the point of inhumanity.

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Have you seen pictures of some famous criminals at home and abroad?

I don't know if it is purely for the purpose of criminal investigation records without modification, or the viewer knows the other party's crime in advance and has a preconceived relationship. The moment when the criminal meets the criminal through the lens, ordinary people will be intimidated by a feeling of strangeness that is almost dizzy live.

Unable to understand the other person's thoughts, unable to use ordinary people's emotional standards to speculate on the other party; therefore, knowing that the other party is also a human being like oneself, but will instinctively panic when seeing strange things.

...The current Osamu Dazai gives you this feeling.

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You just said that you always felt that something was missing. It turned out that you lacked the traditional art skills of your boss who was crazy.

"When did you think I fell in love with you? You weren't even a paper figure before," you pointed out coldly, "it was square characters."

"But you like the look, don't you? What if there's an ugly scar here, or the skin becomes saggy and stinky with aging? I know, although you want to hide it from me , but Miss actually...doesn't age, does she?"

You swallowed subconsciously.

Damn it, if I knew he was so easy to cheat, what exactly are you trying to hide...

Seeing that his conjecture was confirmed, he paused, his voice calmed down: "People are sensory animals. The future lady is still young and beautiful, but I might become an old man. At that time, what will you think?— —Look, it’s better to let me die, right? If I die when I’m young, Miss will only remember me now.”

The out-of-school boy Osamu Dazai learned the truth of "Those who use sex to serve others, the color fades and the love relaxes", and you don't know whether to cry or laugh for a while.

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You didn't answer directly, and his self-deprecating sentence was still playing back in your mind, and you couldn't help asking in surprise: "What kind of analogy did you just make? What do you think? Why do you use your personality to attract others? Think of it as an aggressive mimicry adopted by parasites to eat?"

Do ordinary people view the relationship between the skin and the soul in such a distorted way? ——For the attractive appearance, and the disgusting parasite inside?

No, no, even if he is the essence of black mud, this way of thinking is too strange, right?

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"Charisma? Me?"

Osamu Dazai asked back in a more surprised tone than you.

"You are smart, cute, and sick, but you are very attractive. I even put on a valley for you-don't laugh, don't laugh, I know I'm cute! If you care about you The inner part of my body is called a parasite, so what am I, a super easy-to-deceive next host who comes straight to the parasite itself regardless of aggressive mimicry?"

He whispered "Isn't that so?", and you stared back.

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Osamu Dazai thought for a while, then suddenly asked worriedly: "Miss like crazy?"

In your mind, you have countless mentally unstable walls in the past, and then take a look at the ultimate black mud in front of you, and answer firmly: "I like it!"

"Oh, that's really bad, my mental state is quite stable..."

These words are really enlightening and refreshing.

You were so startled that you had goosebumps, and you quickly covered his mouth: "What wrong perception do you have about yourself?! It's okay, it's okay, if you continue to be sick, you won't be able to survive this day!"

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Interlude.

Ryunosuke Akutagawa pushed open the door respectfully.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke snorted coldly, and closed the door viciously.

"Did he just stare at me?" You looked at Osamu Dazai accusingly.

The neurotic boss was a little aggrieved by the words, and there was even a bit of jealousy: "He also glared at me. The relationship is so good, "Spear and Shield."I also want to fight side by side with Miss. "

This rustic combination name makes your eyebrows twitch.

You are expressionless: "You save it. "No qualifications in the world" will affect the speed of my resurrection! "

90

In the middle of playing the game, you had a sudden idea and poked him: "If you really want to fight side by side with me, would you like to play a two-player game with me? I bought all the ones with good reviews, but Hong Kong=Black No one to play with me, but sad."

Osamu Dazai was half asleep and half awake by your Hulu, and almost fell asleep. Hearing this, he straightened up and almost knocked off your game console: "Can I?!"

"Sure." The more you think about it, the more reliable you feel, "You can play games anyway. It's not a problem to watch me play all the time, it's better to play together."

He straightened up and looked at you with bright eyes.