The god of beauty has been flustered recently [Greek mythology]

Zeus was working on the speech with his allies when he received the news that Aphrodite had accidentally scratched himself.

The great war is imminent, and pre-war mobilization is essential. For this reason, Zeus prepared a passionate speech.

This speech is of great significance. In this speech, he needs to demote Cronus to the dust to wash away his bad impression of being a rebel, to gain more support from the gods, and to justify himself. The god king paved the way.You must know that not only Zeus' fans stayed on Mount Olympus, but also a large number of neutral gods. Although they did not help him much, they were not easily offended by Zeus.

It is very necessary to occupy the moral high ground. Although among the gods, except for a few gods such as Aphrodite, other gods have no morals at all, but this does not mean that the moral high ground is not important.As long as he occupies the high ground, all his actions are reasonable and sacred, and only in this way, he and the gods standing on his side can gain a strong sense of superiority, and this sense of superiority is exactly what many gods also have. like and want to have.

All in all, Zeus needed a wonderful speech. For this, he and his fans did not know how much effort and effort they had put in. However, just as the speech was about to be finalized, news of Aphrodite's injury News, this time, Zeus was stupid.

He also counted on Aphrodite to show up at the speech and support him. You must know that Aphrodite's relationship with gods has always been good. With his support, he can save a lot of saliva. Dite left enough time to speak, and he even deleted a lot of Cronus' crimes because of this. Now that Aphrodite is injured, what should he do?

"Do I have to add back the few crimes that were taken down?" Zeus was about to collapse, "I hate to revise the speech, especially the part about the crime of Cronus, because it is really There are so many that it's hard to get to the point, and if they were all listed, I wouldn't be able to list them all even if it took me a day."

After all, he grabbed his hair in pain, whether it was writing a speech or revising it, it was the same pain for him.

"I'm more curious about what happened? Aphrodite is not such a careless god. She accidentally scratched herself. He must have been greatly stimulated." Rhea said.

Although it is said that Aphrodite has been plotted against, but after decades of getting along well, Rhea still has some sincerity towards him, so when she heard that Aphrodite was injured, what Rhea worried about first was Aphrodite's body and mood are secondary to political considerations.

"He had been chatting with Themis before, and it might be that Themis said some explosive news, so Aphrodite accidentally scratched himself. I heard that he was still on the way back. I have been yelling that I don’t believe it, I don’t believe it.” The god who came to deliver the letter frowned, and after thinking about it carefully, he said with uncertainty, “It may be related to Themis’ love affair.”

A love affair with Themis?

Upon hearing this topic, the faces of all the gods present changed instantly. Themis, who has always been emotionally conservative, actually fell in love. This news is indeed explosive.

Themis, who is gentle and fair, is highly respected among the gods. There are countless admirers, some of whom are violent.

It's a pity that Themis is quite conservative in terms of feelings. Although she is not like Aphrodite who does not give any hope to the gods and completely insulates her feelings, it is also extremely difficult to overcome. Now I heard that Themis fell in love with If it wasn't for the imminent war with Cronus, they would have had a heated discussion about it and found out who they were in love with.

All of a sudden, the expressions of the gods were different.

Those who didn't know looked thoughtful as if they were recalling possible targets, while those who knew silently shifted their gaze to Zeus.

The love object of the goddess Themis, why don't you say a few words at this moment?This is the common aspiration of those in the know.

Zeus: "Cough."

His eyes dodged, and he didn't dare to respond to those probing eyes. It is true that developing a relationship with his mother's sister is not a big news among the gods, let alone a scandal, but at this moment, he is not It's convenient to admit that Metis is still on the scene. If he admits, he will be coldly looked at by her, which is the last thing Zeus wants to see.

Zeus, who had already made substantial progress and contact with Metis, the daughter of Oceanos, did not want to try to see how powerful the jealous goddess really is.

Zeus, who was in an ostrich state of mind, said that if it can be delayed for a while, it is only for a while. Shura field or something, at least don't stage it at this critical moment!

"When did Themis fall in love? But will she also fall in love?" Just as Zeus's heart was turning back and forth, a god asked.

"That's not the point." Zeus coughed again and changed the subject, "What we have to do now is to visit Aphrodite and revise the speech after we come back."

"Maybe we don't need to revise the speech," Metis said at this moment.

"Aphrodite is injured. He is very weak now and needs everyone's care. At this time, there must be many gods visiting him. Anyone who sees the injured Aphrodite will feel sorry for him. His." The eyes of the resourceful goddess shone with wisdom, "Maybe we can consider changing the location of the speech, how about changing it to Aphrodite's shrine?"

"When Aphrodite speaks, the effect will explode." Zeus' brother Poseidon added this sentence.

Hearing this, the gods nodded wildly, stood up at the same time, and prepared to go to Aphrodite's shrine.

It can not only take care of the injured beauty god to gain favor, but also get a career by the way. This plan is very cost-effective, very cost-effective, and it cannot be more cost-effective.

Aphrodite:"……"

"So you all came here in such a swarm?" After finishing speaking, Aphrodite covered her body with a woolen blanket, especially below the waist, which was tightly wrapped by him. God could no longer see his injured leg and the skin on his leg that was accidentally exposed.

There were sighs one after another, and all the gods looked at him with distressed eyes.

"Such a beautiful skin, why don't you want to let it come into contact with the air?!" After reprimanding, the deity still felt that the force was not enough, and added, "Besides, you can't always cover the wound, it's right Your injuries are not good."

Aphrodite: "If you leave, I swear that I will immediately let my skin and wounds see the sun and air."

"Isn't that too cheap for Helios!"

"At this time, is it interesting for you to tell such a cold joke?" Aphrodite rolled the god's eyes and said, "Although Helios is the sun god, it doesn't mean that the sun is his eyeliner, okay?"

If it is so powerful, Zeus is still the king of gods, and all the gods kneel at the feet of Helios and sing conquest is the most correct decision, okay?

"At this time, don't be brave." A god said, "Poor Aphrodite, you must be so weak now that you need care, right? Don't reject us, let us take care of you, this is for Hello."

"Thank you for the invitation, but I don't think I need it." Aphrodite flatly refused, "Please don't try to compete with the servants in my shrine for jobs? It's not easy for them to compete for jobs, so they just get squeezed Go down, do you have a good conscience?"

In an instant, all the servants who served Aphrodite raised their heads, and looked at those gods with sad eyes. Scumbags should be imprisoned in Tartarus forever!

Taking care of the sick god, the god of love and beauty said, please leave it to a professional, with the gods around, his body will not go wrong.

"Conscience, what is that? Can it be eaten?" the deity who was stared at by the deity servants asked innocently.

Aphrodite: "Sorry, I was wrong!"

He was wrong, he was really wrong, he shouldn't have tried to arouse the conscience that they didn't have, it was undoubtedly useless.

"I heard that you were scratched by this sickle?" While discussing with the gods beside Aphrodite about the importance and irreplaceability of the existence of the servants in his palace, Zeus, who had been silent all the time, suddenly He said, "If I remember correctly, this sickle should have been used by Cronus to deal with Uranus."

When he said this, his tone implied excitement but forced himself to be calm. Just when Aphrodite, who subconsciously felt that something was wrong, was about to organize his words to answer, Zeus suddenly raised the flint sickle Then he said angrily to all the gods: "This must be a conspiracy by Cronus, he put a curse on this scythe, so it hurt you, everyone, Cronus is too much! "

A thick stack of papyrus appeared in the hands of Zeus at some point, and under Aphrodite's horrified gaze, Zeus took out a quill to write and draw on the papyrus.

"Very well, he added another crime to Cronus." A god muttered.

"Damn it!" Aphrodite asked Themis in disbelief, "Could he be planning to read all the content on it?"

It is conservatively estimated that the speech is half a meter thick. If he really reads it all, it will take a day no matter what. When he thinks that he will listen to the speech for a day, even if he can lie down and listen, he feels devastated.

"How is it possible?" The answer to Aphrodite's question was not Themis, but Poseidon. The young god, who was as handsome as his brother Zeus, picked out his ears and whistled mischievously. , "In addition to those recorded on papyrus, we have also recorded speeches on pottery tablets, animal skins, and wax tablets. Now they are being transported to your shrine. Get ready to move, Aphrodite , At least one tank was loaded with those things.”

The servants of the gods should be responsible for carrying the speeches. As for the guy who takes care of the sick god, the gods should do it for him.

Aphrodite:"……"

For a moment, he didn't know whether he should feel sorry for Zeus who wanted to finish reading them, or the gods who wanted to listen to Zeus' speech.