The god of beauty has been flustered recently [Greek mythology]

Aphrodite has a very fixed taste in choosing a servant, that is, a slender figure and a gentle temperament.

The gods who serve the gods of love and beauty do not need to be strong. The gods they serve, because they often face a crisis of virginity, have been fighting wits and courage with those gods who covet him all the year round. Now Aphrodite sees muscular players. The condition is very tense, he doesn't want to have a power-type god servant in his shrine, it will make him feel uneasy, you must know that he is very bad at dealing with power-type players.

In addition, the character of the god attendant also needs to be carefully examined. Anyone who is unruly and suspected of overcoming will not appear in his shrine, no matter how capable they are.

Aphrodite, who is committed to becoming the god of salted fish fun, said that his ability is enough to deal with those gods and work, so there is no need for too capable god servants. Anyway, he does not want to be the king of gods. If you want to show your ambition, please apply to other ambitious people, I believe they will all have a bright future.

There is no doubt that Aphrodite is stubborn. He is stubborn and unwilling to give up his feelings and body easily, and he is also stubborn and unwilling to change the criteria for selecting his subordinates. He used to be proud of his stubbornness and never He thinks this is correct and harmless, but today, he has to admit that his stubbornness may not be so correct, and his stubbornness will indeed hurt his servants.

"I regret it." Looking at the group of god servants who were sweating profusely and out of breath, Aphrodite said to Themis with heartache, "I should have kept one or two powerful god servants , otherwise they wouldn't have worked so hard."

The slender servants, at this moment, are busy transporting the wax plates and pottery tablets with the content of the speech to his room. Hearing what Aphrodite said, these poor little servants are all over the place. They raised their heads and looked at Aphrodite with their watery eyes, as if they were praying that Aphrodite would immediately hire a few strong men to rescue them from the sea of ​​suffering.

God knows how heavy those wax panels are!

What?You ask why these gods don't carry them by themselves?But to torment them poor little servants?

Of course it was because of the damn level suppression.

Who dares to let Zeus carry it?Even Aphrodite would not dare to ask him to do this when facing Zeus now. Didn’t you see that Zeus is holding back his energy and preparing to stand up? The battle is coming, and what he needs to prove now is his own strength Leadership skills, as well as combat power to frighten those gods, let him carry those speeches by himself at this time, that is to slap Zeus in the face, and he will definitely be retaliated.

As for calling other gods to help carry it, don’t even think about it. Didn’t you see that those gods are sharpening their knives now, preparing a bunch of unreasonable demands for Aphrodite to speak? Fan Shenshi can take good care of him, but it hurts the hearts of many gods. They are waiting to see Aphrodite's attitude. Once he speaks, how many people in the shrine will Don't even think about stopping, this group of unscrupulous people will definitely stay here with shame.

"No way, I can only work hard for them temporarily, and reward them after the speech is over," Themis helped Aphrodite adjust the angle of the woolen blanket, wrapping his lower half tightly, Aphrodite said, "There is only one chariot. Besides, these are not final drafts, and you don't have to worry about him talking for days and nights."

However, Aphrodite was not relieved by her words. As soon as he heard that they would give a speech at his place next, he felt tired for those god servants who were about to put in the work of serving wine and water.

"Can I understand that," Aphrodite said with a heavy face facing the eager gods, "Are you guys going to revise the speech here?"

The gods nodded wildly.

"Looking at you, we are particularly inspired." Poseidon said.

After speaking, he arbitrarily snatched the plate of fresh grapes from a little god attendant who insisted on preparing fruit for Aphrodite even though his hands were cramped due to exhaustion.

"This year's sunshine is sufficient, and the grapes are indeed very sweet." When he said this, half of the plate of grapes had entered Poseidon's stomach.

He had never seen such a brazen god!

"Please be a god!" Aphrodite asked plaintively, "Are the grapes sweet?"

In fact, what he wants to ask more is if he wants to make a face?

Poseidon: "This is really an indescribably sweet taste!"

With that intoxicated expression, that beating tone, and looking at the weak and tired servants on his side, Aphrodite couldn't help thinking about the difficulty of giving Poseidon an arrow.

"I think we need to get to the point." Rhea couldn't see it anymore, she patted her hands lightly, and immediately attracted the attention of the gods to herself, "Zeus, you should control your speech for a long time, That's too long to condense the charges against Kronos."

"We want to win over more gods through this speech, not offend them. For example, the speculation about the curse of the sickle just now, there is no need to record this, we have no evidence to prove that he really put a curse on it , although this sickle is really evil." Saying this, Rhea looked at Aphrodite, "Did you really get hurt by this sickle? It's serrated."

"Themis can testify for me." Aphrodite said emotionally, "Rhea, you are really a reliable god."

At this moment, in the eyes of Aphrodite, the image of Rhea is definitely much more glorious and taller than her sons.

At least she won't take away her fruit!

The queen who was being complimented smiled reservedly, and there was nothing that made her happier than affirming the ability of a god.

"But I'm really reluctant to delete these contents." Zeus said distressedly, "I feel painful to cross out any one."

As soon as he said this, he immediately got the support of his fellow brothers and sisters. They, who had been imprisoned in the stomach of a different-dimensional god in the dark, had already reached an overwhelming level of resentment towards Cronus.

It is also because of their hard work and assistance that the content of the speech can be enriched to fill a chariot.

"Perhaps you can consider giving a separate speech after the speech, and the theme is to enumerate the crimes of Cronus." Aphrodite suggested.

Rehabilitation is boring, he doesn't mind listening to a passionate speech to pass the time, and even guest-starred in the atmosphere group to participate in the speech to stir up the atmosphere, but the premise of all this must be that the speech time should not be too long, otherwise he will definitely go crazy.

Especially the place where the lecture was still in his own shrine, thinking about how many gods would come over later, he wished he could leave his shrine immediately.

It's a pity that he was injured and couldn't leave here.

"Yeah," just after Aphrodite finished speaking, a god said, "What do you do with such a long speech, if you have time, it's better to spend it on the preparations for the war. We can play against Cronus." Its combat effectiveness is still unknown."

The implication of these words is to persuade Zeus to exercise his body instead of wasting time on speeches. They may not win!

"Who?" Zeus asked, "Who said that just now?"

Don't think he is asking a question, but in fact Zeus has already locked onto the deity who spoke just now. If it is not convenient to do it now, he must educate the one who took the lead in throwing cold water.

'Very well, your main god is gone! ' Said the gods in their hearts.

Aphrodite: 'This god is very brave! 'It's so fucking cool to actually speak out his heartfelt feelings.

Wushen replied, the person who spoke just now had become possessed by an ostrich, silently hiding behind the gods, regretting it ten thousand times in his heart.

Why can't I control my mouth!He is full of guts, this is all right, the great credit is gone, I knew he shouldn't drink before coming here.

or……

Just secretly seek refuge with Cronus!The operability of risk hedging for hedging bets is also very high.

While thinking about it, a brand new [-]-year-old was born.

"Cough!" Zeus coughed heavily, and said, "Riya is right, those unsubstantiated accusations should indeed be deleted, now, it's time for us to finalize the final speech, those visiting gods It's almost here, we don't have time."

How could he end up with such a pig teammate if he grows his aura and destroys his prestige!

After working hard for half an hour and crossing out an unknown number of accusations, the speech was finally finalized.

And not long after the speech was finalized, the gods who received the news and came to visit the gods also arrived at the shrine one after another. Since they came quite quickly, Zeus's speech was held smoothly.

The content of the speech was very passionate and substantial, Zeus' emotions were also in place, and the atmosphere team really worked hard to stir up the atmosphere. However, beyond the expectations of the planners, the effect of the speech was not ideal.

No one deliberately sabotaged, and no one responded negatively. In fact, during the speech, everyone cooperated very well and listened with great interest. The reason why the final speech was not satisfactory was because the speech did not end perfectly. Received the statement of the gods.

The reason why the speech did not end perfectly was that Aphrodite ate the fruit.

It was Aphrodite who, so alive, ate a banana near the end of his speech.

When his pink tongue stuck out and touched the banana flesh, all the gods present erupted instantly.

Attention instantly shifted from Zeus to Aphrodite, and under the excited gaze of all the gods, Aphrodite swallowed the banana in one gulp, trying to make her The gods felt disappointed and turned their attention to Zeus again, but who knew that this move made the gods even more excited.

The content of the speech, what is that thing?They don't remember!

What, applause at the end of the speech?

Well, yes, they should applaud, they really want to applaud!

Intense applause instantly resounded through the shrine, but it was not for Zeus. On this day, the gods who witnessed the god of love and beauty eating bananas rekindled their fighting spirit. They were excited, they cheered, and they burst into tears. Orbits, they can't wait to turn into bananas immediately, and develop indescribable stories like Aphrodite in this way!

Aphrodite:"……"

"Why do you have to eat bananas?" Zeus asked sadly after all his efforts had been ruined.

"I would like to eat grapes, but they have already entered your brother's stomach!"

Damn, who told you to enslave my servant and steal my grapes!