The god of beauty has been flustered recently [Greek mythology]

Advise Tartarus to go to Tartarus?

Tartarus: "..."

Even though he has lived for an unknown number of years and seen countless things, but when he heard Aphrodite's suggestion for the first time, he was still unable to react.

The main reason was that he had never heard of such a ridiculous thing. Of course, when he thought that Aphrodite didn't know his true identity, the sense of absurdity in his heart was much less.

Aphrodite: "Did you know? Tartarus is a very good place." Seeing that Tartarus did not respond to him, Aphrodite smiled more gently, "There are beautiful scenery and four seasons Xia, surrounded by mountains and rivers, the environment is not to mention how beautiful it is.”

"Not to mention that there is also Campey, who is knowledgeable and has high IQ and EQ. I believe that under his teaching, you can learn knowledge very quickly, increase your knowledge and cultivate your sentiment. Believe me, as long as you get his teaching , will definitely become a deity worthy of respect.”

Campe?

As soon as he heard Aphrodite mention this name, an ugly and stupid face appeared in Tartarus' mind. It wasn't that he discriminated against his appearance or IQ, it was really...

Tartarus: "Do you really think that Campe is knowledgeable, with high IQ and EQ?"

Aphrodite: "I really appreciate his attitude towards dragons and his superb emotional intelligence."

Tartarus: "Aphrodite, why don't you go to Tartarus with me to further your studies."

Campe is a piece of wool, as far as its IQ can make Aphrodite admire, it can be seen that Aphrodite is either low in IQ, or too simple and ignorant, no matter which of the two is, it is nothing Good sign, for the future development of Aphrodite, Tartarus felt that it was necessary for him to teach Aphrodite himself.

How could the wisdom of a primitive god be compared to a dragon.

Campbell: Ha Qiu!

After sneezing suddenly, looking at Gaia who was still yelling around the bronze gate, the giant dragon Campe finally couldn't bear it, stood up and approached Gaia and said, "Gaia, have you ever thought about it? Tartarus, the reason why he has not responded to you is because he is not here at all?"

Gaia: "Tartaros is not in Tartarus? Where can he be? Olympus?" It seemed that she was thinking of something funny, and Mother Earth was laughing and pounding on the wall.

"Come out! How did I offend you!" After laughing, Gaia suddenly became furious again, "Tartaros, don't hide in and keep silent, I know you are at home, you If you have the ability to be a primitive god, why don't you have the guts to answer the door, open the door, open the door!"

The bronze door slammed and slammed, which shows that the primitive god is a primitive god after all, even if it is a non-combat god, its strength is very impressive.

Campe: "Don't read it, Gaia, I beg you, you can use your supernatural powers!" It has never seen such a god with such a good lung capacity.

His mind was buzzing, and Campe finally couldn't help but hugged his head with his claws. His brain, which was dazzled by Gaia's charm, was stunned by her magic voice as early as when Gaia was screaming hysterically. Sober, at this moment, in Campe's eyes, this is the sexiest deity in the world, she is clearly the scariest deity!

"He's really not in Tartarus," said Campe, who was sober-minded, and couldn't help flicking his tail and pounding the ground. "Didn't you talk when Zeus and the others came to save the giants a few days ago, Tower?" Didn’t Tartaros admit that he was interested in Aphrodite? Maybe he is at Aphrodite’s place on Mount Olympus now. I didn’t see Aphrodite crying when she left Tartaros that day. Aphrodite might have been entangled by Tartarus at that time!"

No wonder those giants like smashing the ground so much. I didn't expect it to be so cool. Although the most powerful force is mutual, its tail is not particularly sensitive to pain. So overall, smashing the ground is really a very good decompression item.

Gaia: "I'm X!" Why didn't she think of this?

"It seems to make sense?" After carefully recalling the scene of that day, Gaia, who was pounding on the wall, withdrew his aching hand, thoughtfully, "Why don't I go back to Olympus? "

Campe: "Dear, believe me, you are right. The gate of Olympus is always open for you. It is calling you to find your brother. Hurry up. It's late, Zeus and the others should take Krono Si and the others sent it, and if you were blocked at the gate of Tartarus by Zeus, it would be so embarrassing!"

Gaia: "You're right, Campe—"

Gaia suddenly looked at Campe, and when Campe subconsciously froze, the Mother of the Earth smiled and said mischievously, "I am impressed by your IQ."

After finishing speaking, she walked away from Tartarus with a relaxed pace. How should I put it, believing that her brother is a perverted stalker really made her feel much more comfortable, although she used the term perverted stalker to describe herself My younger brother is very bad, but it's better than ignoring my sister cold-bloodedly.

"No, I always felt that my IQ was only on the passing line." Just after Gaia turned and left, Campe, who was relieved, said while digging his ears, "It's because you gods have too low IQ, especially Primordial God."

Tartarus: "Haqiu!"

Aphrodite: "How is it? Do you want to go to Tartarus?"

He didn't believe the strange deity in front of him said that he was just born, that's why he proposed to send him to Tartarus, just waiting for this deity to refuse and expose him, being attacked at night all year round, it's even more ridiculous than that He had heard all the reasons, and he was counting on saying that he would be able to dismiss himself just after he was born?Think beautifully!

It's time for another wave of killing chickens and monkeys. A murderous look flashed in his eyes, and Aphrodite cracked his fingers to make the storm more violent. He wanted to pretend as much as he wanted!

Anyway, idle is idle!

Tartarus: "Okay, I'm going to Tartarus."

No, it seems inappropriate to say that, but forget it, Tartarus thought, it's not interesting to care about these things, it's more interesting to tease Aphrodite.

Aphrodite: "Haqiu!"

God of beauty, even a sneeze is beautiful, especially the tears that he overflowed physiologically after sneezing, it is even more heart-wrenching to watch.

And once God's heart is moved, the most intuitive reaction is——

Aphrodite: "Can you please control it? We are gods, higher creatures governed by reason, and we are in heat or something. This is simply too obscene."

If he hadn't reacted too much, he would have kicked them over to help them get rid of the heat permanently.

"If you want to blame, I can only blame you for being too obsessed." After the earthy love said, the god attendant hurriedly ran out of the bedroom clutching a certain part under the navel.

Aphrodite: "Let's talk about your going to Tartarus." Unexpectedly, this guy actually agreed.

Is it because I really don't know how scary it is, or do I want to comfort myself first and then take the opportunity to escape?

Aphrodite carefully looked at the strange god in front of him who had been trying to establish a harmless god, and after a few thoughts, he said: "Since you want to go to Tartarus to study, well, by the way Take the remaining two with you."

No matter what the other party thinks, in short, Tartarus will go to him.

After finishing speaking, Aphrodite pointed at the gate of the bedroom, and tiredly scolded Zeus and Poseidon who were panting. The two brothers had been playing around his shrine for an unknown amount of time. Me, I'll give you a little game of "hehehehe" when you catch me. Now the thigh muscles have been fully exercised. Although the price is that they are so tired that they are about to die, but Aphrodite thinks that they should be happy, after all , their thighs got a workout.

Poseidon: "Happy? I'm happy for you#%%#%#%#"

Zeus: "Brother orthopedic genius, Aphrodite, you should be thankful that I have high magic resistance and got rid of the influence of the golden arrow as soon as possible. Otherwise, if we are really like this, this article will definitely be locked!"

He was easy, he finally sent away all his wives, and wanted to get some wild food, but he was shot by an arrow. The aggrieved Zeus said that he should have worn this armor if he knew earlier.

Aphrodite: "First of all, this is Greece; secondly, even if you describe your process like this or that, it will be harmonized into pieces by the system; lastly, and most importantly—"

Aphrodite raised her index finger and said seriously: "You must make it clear that the protagonist of this article is me, it's me! Everything is based on my perspective, so you can bring the whole process with a single sentence. However, next time you two dare to come over again, believe it or not, I will give you two an arrow, let you make raw rice and mature rice, and skip the harmony process?!"

Poseidon: "Though it feels a little strange..."

Zeus: "But in fact, we are not particularly resistant."

"This is Greece, and our story is Greek mythology. What is the most distinctive feature of Greek mythology? Of course, it is the intrigue among the gods, and all kinds of discordant stories that destroy the three views without limit!"

"So, it's useless for you to threaten us with this trick!" After the two brothers finished speaking in unison, they held their stomachs and screamed at the same time, feeling so sour!

Tartarus: It seems that my name is in the protagonist column?

Thinking that the angle of view is the main subject, Tartaros' mood instantly brightened, and his eyes on Zeus and Poseidon were also very kind.

Although the two descendants of Gaia in front of him are a bit annoying to God, it doesn't matter, he will forgive them, as long as they are willing to go to Tartaros.

"Okay, let's go to Tartarus together." Saying this, Tartarus had a happy smile on his face.

There are three layers of bronze gates. When Tartarus arrives, he can completely push Zeus and Poseidon into the threshold, let them be with their father and brothers, reunite the family gods, and let him come Wouldn't it be beautiful to teach Aphrodite personally, and one side would be reformed through labor inside the threshold, and the other would be outside the threshold to talk about love, without delaying each other?