The god of beauty has been flustered recently [Greek mythology]

To Tartarus together?

Zeus: "..."

Poseidon: "..."

They are indeed planning to go to Tartarus, that's right, they have to see Cronus and the others imprisoned with their own eyes, so that they can feel at ease.However, according to Aphrodite's character, coupled with their night attack behavior tonight, if they guessed correctly, Aphrodite only expressed the hope that they would send this strange deity to Tarta Ross, but the actual plan is to take the three of them off Tartarus together, and Cronus and the others as companions.

Who can agree to this?If they really agreed, they would be fools!

Zeus: "No, thank you for the invitation. Anyway, I'm also the king of gods. I'm still waiting to preside over the finishing work after the war. Send him to Tartarus to study, dear—"

"You see, how about I send the gods to send him to Tartarus?" said Zeus.

Poseidon nodded frantically in agreement.

"Although I'm not a god king, I'm also waiting for my contribution to the finishing work after the war, so-"

"By the way, who are you?" Poseidon finally asked the most critical question that should have been asked from the very beginning.

"Yeah, who are you?" Zeus also asked, "Why don't I have any impression of you?" When learning all kinds of knowledge, he also memorized the divine genealogy by the way. In addition to the ten-year war and dealing with various gods, now he can say that he knows the situation of the gods like the back of his hand. bits.

Tartarus: "I was born not long ago." As he said, he shook the woolen blanket that wrapped him up, and then sat Shi Shiran on Aphrodite's bed.

Just sitting on the bed, he seemed to still feel dissatisfied. Next, he saw this god who claimed to be just born, very naturally picked up the special feather pillow made by Aphrodite, and patted it. Then he stuffed it behind his waist, leaned on the pillow and smiled at them, so now the position of the gods in the whole shrine has become a standard posture of the stars and the moon - all the gods are looking at the god , Attention was firmly attracted to him.

If it weren't for the extraordinary aura of the several main gods present, today's limelight would have been taken away by this god leaning on the bed.

Aphrodite: "If I remember correctly, this seems to be my bedroom, and what you are lying on seems to be my bed?"

It's overwhelming, Aphrodite yelled frantically in her heart, I really don't know you well, so don't act like the master of the temple, okay? !

Zeus: "That's not the point!"

That's enough, the focus can no longer be biased, Zeus slammed the door, pointed to Tartarus and said solemnly: "Let's not say that most gods grow up naturally from viviparous birth, even if they are like Aphrodite. That kind of situation is special, the gods sensed it when he was just born, but what about you? Not only did he have no parents, but we couldn’t sense it, so—”

"You are not a newborn deity at all! Tell me, which one of you cast the transformation technique?"

Tartarus: "I was really just born." If the deification has a body and can be called just born, then he is indeed not lying, so when faced with Zeus' doubts, he can be justified Contrary to Zeus.

"If you don't believe me, you can ask Aphrodite. When I was first born, I was a baby." As he said, Tartarus looked at Aphrodite. teasing meaning.

Aphrodite: "So you really mean me!"

Who was fully armed when he first came into the world?Didn't they all come naked? Why did they keep staring at him? He admitted that his appearance was a bit shocking, but is this worth repeating over and over again?

Aphrodite clenched his fists angrily. If he couldn't beat him, he would go and teach him a lesson in the morning.

Zeus: "Although I was born late, I am still very clear about the situation when Aphrodite was first born. You are definitely not a newborn. When Aphrodite first appeared on the stage, I heard that he was mentally retarded. "

Aphrodite:"……"

After taking a deep breath, Aphrodite smiled like a spring flower: "Zeus, I think—"

His teeth were gritted. At this moment, he finally abandoned all his demeanor and elegance. The more ferocious smile revealed Aphrodite's true mood at this time. The heart of the god of love and beauty is brewing this moment. A violent storm.

Zeus: "I was wrong, I was wrong, I mean, I mean when Aphrodite was born, he was as pure as a blank sheet of paper, he was full of curiosity about the world, although in his mind You have mastered a lot of knowledge, but you know very little about facial expressions, and you—”

He pointed to Tartarus and frantically motioned the gods to look at him: "You are acting too 'premature', as if you have existed in this world for a long time, I dare say that your understanding of this world is far beyond General deity."

Why couldn't he control his mouth? Zeus felt extremely remorseful. He knew that God should not be too upright. Telling the truth would be too offensive to God, and he didn't know if Aphrodite would be taken away by him. The important point, bless the law, bless Aphrodite's memory is preferably only seven seconds, and I can only remember what I said when I praised him for being innocent like a piece of paper.

Tartarus: "I can understand that you are still implying that Aphrodite lived like a mentally retarded person when she was born?"

Aphrodite: "Will you all go to Tartarus?"

Fuck the fucking retarded, you are the retarded, your whole family is mentally retarded, not only are you mentally retarded, but all of you are dutiful sons!

"The situation is wrong!" Or Poseidon couldn't see it, only to see this deity who is qualified to be a sea king in every sense suddenly coughed twice, and then said seriously, "Whether he is just born or not , In short, he has violated the ban on approaching the Palace of Goddess at night, Tartarus, he must go, as for how long to stay, whether to stay with Cronus and the others, we can wait until tomorrow to discuss this. "

Aphrodite: "Very well."

Aphrodite clapped her hands twice, and when Zeus and Poseidon breathed a sigh of relief, he suddenly said: "I have no problem with the treatment of the person lying on the bed. Now, we can talk about you." Why are you here?"

"Zeus, the king of the gods, and Poseidon, the king of the sea, I would like to ask you two—" Aphrodite walked up to the servants of the gods who were surrounded by her with a smile on her face, "Knowing the law and breaking the law, taking the lead against yourself Excuse me, are you going to deal with yourself?"

Zeus: "Actually, we didn't take the lead in violating..."

Poseidon: "We just heard your cry for help, and then came to rescue, but because the speed was too fast, it caused a misunderstanding."

The more he talked, the more Poseidon felt that what he said was true. The moment the words fell, Poseidon had successfully brainwashed himself, as if he was really an envoy of justice who punishes evil and promotes good.

Aphrodite: "Shall I repeat the conversation of the Three Gods in front of the gods? By the way, all my servants can testify."

Tartarus: "Me too."

Poseidon: "This, that..."

Poseidon withered in an instant, law, can't you let Aphrodite's memory be only seven seconds, too good memory is a disease, it needs to be cured!

Zeus: "My God, Poseidon, my brother, how can you make such a nasty invitation, three gods or something, this is too confusing!"

After grabbing Poseidon's banner, Zeus looked more like an envoy of justice than his brother: "You are a bastard, Aphrodite, wait, I will punish him severely tomorrow. By the way To put it bluntly, I am the one who really came to save you, the speed of the God of Thunder is one of the few in the entire God Realm."

Thank you, brother, thank you for coming up with such a good excuse for him. If you don't use what you have learned, you will be sorry for the god-shaped stone that Riya worked so hard to find for him back then.

Poseidon: "..."

Aphrodite:"……"

Tartarus: "So this is the legendary Olympus brotherhood? Yes, very good."

As he spoke, he slapped a few times symbolically, and concluded: "It's really touching."

No wonder the giants pounded the ground crazily when they mentioned their brothers—the first-generation Titans. It turns out that the descendants of Gaia, brothers get along like this. I have to say that it is really harmonious and harmful. special book.

Tartarus was happy. As one of the many gods of fun, Tartarus said that today was very fulfilling, especially as he was able to tease the god of beauty while watching the fun. The happiness was doubled.

Poseidon: "Is it funny?" Poseidon, who was really cheated by his younger brother, said bitterly, "You and your brothers and sisters will also have such a day, sooner or later you will be cheated, I I suggest you kill them first."

It's a showdown, yes, this is the Olympus brotherhood, when the father is there, he is crazy about cheating on him, and when the father is defeated, the brothers will involuntarily.It's a pity that he made a mistake and was cheated by his younger brother. Poseidon regretted it. If he had known that Zeus was so shady, he should have taken the first step, and he might be able to take the opportunity to pull Zeus from the throne of the god king.

such a pity!

Tartarus: "They will never die, and we will not cheat each other." Not to mention that the original gods have no concept of death, even if they are really gone one day, this world will have to be buried with them, although they are right. The world doesn't like it very much, but it's not about to destroy the world, so for the stability of the world, they rarely have conflicts, and not disturbing each other is the most normal and appropriate way for the primitive gods to get along with each other.

This is how he got along with his "brothers and sisters" for countless years in the past. For this, Tartarus expressed his satisfaction, and brothers should keep a distance and it is best not to contact each other.

Just when Tartarus showed his kindness and wanted to teach Zeus and Poseidon the most appropriate way to get along with brothers, he suddenly heard the sound of running not far from the bedroom. When several people asked who could wear sandals to make such a loud noise, Gaia rushed into Aphrodite's bedroom in a hurry.

"Great, you are here!" The moment Gaia saw Tartarus, Gaia was so excited that she was about to cry, "I am so happy to see you!"

"Hurry up, let's make a baby together." With that said, Gaia made a gesture to pounce on Tartarus.

Oh!Have fun watching!

"Is there a chair? What? No? Hurry up and move it!" Aphrodite was more excited than Gaia, "Fruit, fish, wine, and everything that is suitable for drinking, I have a little sense." For the price, Zeus Poseidon and their brother conflicts are not important at all, the important thing is - have fun to watch, hurry up and prepare!"

Zeus, Poseidon: "Please move us a chair, and a piece of fruit fish fillet wine, thank you, we want to have fun too!"

Tartarus: "..."

"Would you like to teach me the operation method of Brother Olympus?" Looking at Gaia who was rushing towards him, Tartaros only felt his face hurt...