When am I normal

Although Ji Yao's hands hurt a little from being tied up, knowing that his captors respected Wu Shen as the boss, he was assured that his body and mind were safe, and he felt at ease.Although she didn't know why Wu Shen wanted to arrest her, she didn't seem to have committed any crime recently, did Wu Shen want her to be punished by the family law?

The two people who brought themselves and Eunuch Xia were wearing blue soft armor and knelt outside the door without saying a word.

Sure enough, Wu Shen's voice came from the room lit by candlelight, "What happened?"

"My lord, my subordinates caught two suspicious persons in the palace." With a dull voice, Ji Yao carefully observed the speaker, and spit out the words just now as if his mouth hadn't moved, huh?Did he use ventriloquism?Sound transmission in the secret room?What kind of secret technique is this, I really want to learn it!

"Huh?" The people in the room paused, and then heard the sound of the door being opened, Wu Shen went out of the room, and Duo'er came out with him, holding a thick robe with warm fluff inside and putting it on Wu Shen. , "Master, be careful it's cold outside."

Wu Shen nodded towards Duo'er, stretched out his hand to tie the belt of his robe, and walked to Ji Yao's side.In order to make his outfit look more like a thief, Ji Yao deliberately covered his face with a black cloth and hooded his hair. At this time, only a pair of big and bright eyes were exposed. He lay on the ground and looked at Wu Shen with his long and dense eyelashes.

Wu Shen and her looked at each other and sensed that something was wrong. This person who grew up together, or the person who will be next to her pillow in the future, Ji Yao should have recognized him if he had turned into ashes. She was startled, "Jing Tan?!" He knelt down and tore off Ji Yao's mask. Sure enough, he saw Ji Yao's mischievous face, and smiled as if to please Wu Shen.

Wu Shen's teeth were so itchy that he wanted to punch her twice, "What's the matter with you!" Dressed up as a thief, are you moving strangely in your own home?I'm about to get married, or I won't grow up so much that it makes people worry!

"..." Ji Yao opened his mouth wide but made no sound.

"...Relieve her dumb acupoint." Wu Shen covered his face with one hand, and swayed his subordinates with the other, exuding the meaning that I really don't know this person.

Wu Shen's subordinate hurriedly stepped over to release Ji Yao's acupuncture point, and then they both fell down and knelt down, "Seeing the emperor, this subordinate has offended me."

Hey these two, this is an apology, but why can't I hear any sincerity!I don't think it's wrong to tie up the emperor at all!So noble and glamorous, um... But he is worthy of being Wu Shen's subordinate.

Ji Yao waved to them, indicating that it's okay, "I'm just... just for fun." After finishing speaking, he was not too embarrassed.

Wu Shen raised his forehead, "Are you pretending to be a thief in your own house? Jing Tan, do you want anything, and you want to steal it yourself?"

"My lord, the emperor has gone to steal the wedding dress." Wu Shen's subordinate interjected at the right time.

Ji Yao gave him a hard look.

"You, why are you stealing the dress? You will be able to wear it in a few days." Wu Shen was puzzled.

While Wu Shen's subordinates were releasing Ji Yao's dumb acupoint, they also loosened the rope tied to her body. Ji Yao moved her wrist, and when she heard that Wu Shen was going to pursue her, she was terribly frightened.Turning her head around, she immediately put on a mournful face, and threw herself into Wu Shen's arms. Wu Shen squatted down at this moment, and she sat on the ground and jumped in just enough to wrap her arms around Wu Shen's neck.By the way, he also buried his face in Wu Shen's arms and secretly ate tofu, "Well, Shen'er, Shen'er, I'm so scared, the hands they tied hurt so much!" The word "pain" was emphasized hard, and the ending sound was raised high .Hmph, let's file a complaint first, see who Shen'er hurts more, if nothing else happens, Shen'er will definitely favor herself.

Wu Shen was suddenly acted like a spoiled child, his lips were slightly parted, and he didn't know what to say. There was a hint of embarrassment on his face, but Ji Yao was used to acting like a spoiled child since he was a child, so she also stroked Ji Yao's back with her right hand habitually. , turned his head to look at the two subordinates who still looked indifferent, and even showed a trace of contempt for His Majesty, so they coughed softly, "...You guys, go down first."

The two subordinates bowed silently and left.By the way, Eunuch Xia helped away his old waist.

"Shen'er, Shen'er!"

Wu Shen patted her on the back, "Okay, okay, get up, what to pretend." I knew you from the womb, I don't know your little tricks, it's just that it's hard to break in front of subordinates The emperor's face.

Ji Yao pouted, reluctantly got up from Wu Shen's arms, patted the ashes on his buttocks, and stood at attention.

"What the hell are you doing, what's the matter with stealing the dress?"

In Ji Yao's not-too-long 19 years of life, apart from her long-dead mother and father, how could anyone dare to blame her? Although her elder brother Yu Wang was a few years older than her, but because he was not born by the emperor's husband , because she is not a direct relative, she is no higher than her.But the Queen Mother and her father have always been kind to her. Her shallow memories of her childhood are full of their gentle smiling faces, and her brother is also very gentle and loving to her, but he never said that she was not.

Wu Shen is the only person who can reprimand and question her like this without being thrown into prison for the rest of his life.

"...." Ji Yao looked down at his two toes pointing at each other, his small mouth pouted until it touched the tip of his nose, but he didn't dare to answer.

Wu Shen sighed helplessly, "You, you, do you know that you broke the rules of your ancestors?"

"Huh?" Ji Yao raised his head.

"The newlyweds cannot meet for three days before the marriage."

Ji Yao said, "There are still such rules? What will happen when we meet?"

Wu Shen was helpless, but no one taught Ji Yao the basics of weddings before the big wedding?But even though she was well-versed in poetry and books, when asked by Ji Yao, she didn't know how to explain why. After thinking for a while, she could only answer, "Anyway, it's unlucky."

Ow ooh.

Ji Yao hopped on the spot, not knowing what to do. He looked down at the black gauze around his neck that was used to cover his face just now, quickly took it off, and covered Wu Shen's face with a veil. Then he covered his eyes with the other hand, "I, I, I, I can't see you! I can't see you!"

Wu Shen has black lines all over his head.

He tore off the black cloth and threw it on the ground, wishing he could step on it a few more times, "I've seen it before, what do you think!"

Ji Yao was really crying at this moment. The wedding was so important to her. After waiting for 19 years, she broke the rules. "Then, what should I do?"

Wu Shen took a breath, took out a handkerchief and wiped her tears, "Cold salad."

"..."

"Okay, don't cry, I've seen it, I've seen it, you are the fate of a true dragon and a goddess, this small incident dare not break your luck."

Ji Yao continued to look at Wu Shen tearfully, "Then, then you should marry me on time."

"...Well." Some shyly replied.

Ji Yao sniffed, "Jian Xing will come to the palace to play with me tomorrow."

Oh, it seems that Bei Xiao is going to face the saint officially.

Wu Shen lowered his eyes and thought for a while, "The wedding is not yet completed, so I can't attend." Although he has the status of a virtuous king, he can't just hang out because he is going to marry Ji Yao.Seeing that his handkerchief was full of Ji Yao's snot and tears, he folded it up and stuffed it into Ji Yao's cuff in disgust, "Pay attention to her reaction, and pay attention to her hands."

Ji Yao thought that Wu Shen was going to give him a handkerchief, so he happily put the handkerchief away, "Okay. By the way, are these two people you arranged to patrol the palace today?" Hands are so heavy, tied She was in pain, and before she had time to react, she was tied up like a worm. It seemed that her martial arts were more advanced than her own.

"They are the elite company." Wu Shen straightened Ji Yao's collar, and felt that the black clothes were so ugly that it was an eyesore, "Come here, change."

Just as Ji Yao got Wu Shen's handkerchief, he heard Wu Shen say that he wanted her to change clothes, so he jumped and followed Wu Shen into the boudoir.

Wu Shen turned over a cherry-colored thick skirt in the carved nanmu wardrobe and handed it to Ji Yao, "The elite soldier company is divided into several different departments, and the two of them are from the Yinyun Department, responsible for patrolling and guarding the safety of the palace. Dark Wind The Ministry is dedicated to protecting you."

Ji Yao changed clothes in the screen and exclaimed, "What!? Then no one is watching me all the time?!"

Wu Shen replied angrily, "You have been emperor for so many years, don't you still have the self-awareness?" She has been the emperor for nothing these years.

"After the big wedding, if we...cough, they will also watch?" Ji Yao had already changed his clothes and came out.

Wu Shen blushed.

Although it has been announced to the world, she has not officially married Ji Yao yet, so she still keeps a certain distance from Ji Yao. The closest thing is to kiss on the mouth, but the number of times is very small.Ji Yao also knew that even when she changed her clothes just now, she would hide behind the screen instead of stripping naked in front of her shamelessly.

Seeing Ji Yao coming out in his own clothes, Wu Shen felt an inexplicable sense of joy in his heart.Ji Yao was a head taller than her since she was a child. Although she also grew taller after she reached Ji, she was still no match for Ji Yao's length, which had been exercised enough because she was always jumping up and down.So her clothes would be a little too small for Ji Yao to wear. Fortunately, Ji Yao is still thin and can fit in, otherwise it would be uncomfortable to be stretched.

Arranging Ji Yao's clothes and hair, Wu Shen is not as shameless as Ji Yao, and wants to avoid the topic that made her face bloodshot just now, "I've sent someone to inform the palace, and someone from the palace will come to pick you up later. , don't be naughty anymore, the big wedding is not yet consummated, what should I do if I get injured in a while?"

Ji Yao obeyed the instruction and nodded his head hurriedly.

Ji Yao's complexion was fair, and this cherry-colored dress made her pink and tender even more. Wu Shen couldn't take his eyes off for a moment, "Don't come here in the next two days, the rules can only be broken once."

Ji Yao continued to nod obediently.

"Prepare for the big wedding. I can only stay at the house and can't be distracted. Don't just leave some things to the chief of rites to take care of. Eunuch Xia is getting old. Since you value it, you have to know how to worry about it yourself. Especially during the period when Bei Xiao was staring at him recently."

Ji Yao nodded again.

Wu Shen also knew that after Ji Yao left later, he would only be able to see him again on the night of the big wedding, so he felt a little reluctant, since he could see her, but... But the two of them hadn't been separated since they were young, but they were a little bit Not used to it.

He took off his thick robe and put it on Ji Yao, "It's cold outside."

"Shen'er."

Wu Shen seemed to remember something again, "Show me your hand."

Ji Yao obediently spread his hands in front of her. There were several red marks on the back of his hands that hadn't faded away. Because of his fair complexion, he usually didn't do much work except messing things up.

After Wu Shen looked at it, several veins sprung out on his forehead. He turned around and opened the door to call Duo'er, who had been guarding outside, "Let them come to my place in a while."

...Alas, her Shen'er is so vicious.

Ji Yao silently lit a candle in his heart for the two guards who mistakenly caught him just now.

Another porcelain bottle was found from the cabinet, "I know the things in the palace must be better, but this medicine is passed down from my ancestors, and it works quickly." It was stuffed into Ji Yao's hand, "I'll let it go back tonight. Ye'er will apply it to you well, and it won't hurt tomorrow."

"Yeah!" Ji Yao held the porcelain bottle in his hand, wrapped his arms around Wu Shen's waist, and moved his face closer, "I'm so sad that I won't see you for three days..."

Wu Shen patted Ji Yao on the face, "Criticize the memorial carefully."

Ji Yao's face turned pale when he mentioned the piles of memorials. After a few days of approval, she only felt back pain and eyesight. She didn't know how Wu Shen survived before, so she quickly changed the subject, "Before you leave, kiss me." Well."

It just so happened that Duo'er knocked on the door at this time, "Your Majesty, my lord, the people from the palace are here."

Wu Shen took the opportunity to escape and pushed Ji Yao out of the door, "Go back quickly, we will see you at the wedding night, what's so sad about it."

Ji Yao had no choice but to give up, pouted, and was reluctantly dragged away by Ye'er.