When am I normal

Ji Yao seems to be the only one in the world who doesn't know the rule that couples can't meet each other before the wedding.

I don't know if it's because the old people in the palace are worried or what, but no one has taught her about this before the wedding.After all, Ji Yao is too noisy and unpredictable, if she can follow the rules, she can teach her, but if she accidentally remembers the wrong step and disrupts the whole wedding arrangement, then It's better not to teach her at all, just let her follow the palace man who presided over the ceremony step by step.It's a pity for the hearts of the old people in the palace, but they forgot that Ji Yao attaches so much importance to the wedding with Wu Shen, how can she use the point she used to deal with the homework assigned by Mr. Taifu with her intelligence? The skill is used to treat the wedding.

On Wu Shen's side, there are also people who have no education because their parents are not around. Both parents have passed away, and Yu Wang, who is older, is still young and cannot take on the responsibility of parents, so the heavy responsibility of teaching falls to the palace. on people.From the day Ji Yao issued the imperial edict, a senior nanny was sent to accompany Wu Shen, who was responsible for teaching her etiquette during her wedding.

Teaching Wu Shen is more than a hundred times better than teaching Ji Yaona. Although the status of princess, virtuous king and new empress is important, because of Wu Shen's easy-going and polite manner, Mammy is less worried.Serving Ji Yao in the palace doesn't mean that she will worry about losing her head every day, but Ji Yao's actions are too jumpy, who knows what the next state of this ancestor will be, maybe at this moment she is still waving a sword in front of the East Hall, but it is only half a day. At the time of Genxiang, she had already dug out a bird's nest from a tree in the open space of the West Hall.After such tossing, the psychological pressure that the servants need to bear can probably be compared with a folk skill called breaking a big stone in the chest.

And Wu Shen is different, Wu Shen is gentle and well-behaved, intelligent and humble, and Mammy likes Wu Shen very much. If she gets married and has children when she reaches her age, the children will probably be as old as Wu Shen, so she treats Wu Shen who has no aristocratic airs, Mammy Mammy loves her like a daughter.

I heard that the emperor made a ridiculous incident of stealing things in his own house.

Mammy patted her chest, thankful that she was assigned to Wu Shen's place, and she didn't know how that old guy, Eunuch Xia, managed to survive for so many years.

Because he could not break the rules set by the ancestors, Ji Yao was forced to stay in the palace and was not allowed to go out, and Wu Shen was also not allowed to enter the palace. If Yao is not allowed to leave the palace, everything will be fine.

Eunuch Xia was afraid that his little ancestor would repeat yesterday's kidnapping scene, even if he wanted to offend Ji Yao and get his head chopped off ten times, so he didn't dare to let her do some weird things again.That's why they got two elite soldiers from Wu Shen to take turns to be on duty, and surrounded Weiyang Palace densely.Ji Yao's kung fu is learned from orthodox martial arts, and it was taught by a royal gold medal master. It can be said that he can't withstand thousands of troops, but he can win one against one hundred. Ji Yao was so beaten up that he couldn't recognize Wu Shen, let alone sent out two guards.Of course, how could the elite soldiers dare to beat Ji Yao, heck, it was a big accident that they were tied up by mistake last night.

After being softly reprimanded by Wu Shen, Ji Yao remembered the instructions not to make trouble anytime and anywhere, and was quietly lying on the soft couch in Weiyang Palace like a piece of pancake, lying down for a while and tossing and turning.With a thin wolf hair dangling from his mouth, Lao Gao frowned, and his big and bright eyeballs were chattering.Ye'er stood by the desk in front of the soft couch, silently rubbing ink.

"Shen'er's painting skills are worse than mine, why don't you give it away..." Ji Yao thought for a while, then got up, and asked Ye'er with her buttocks pouted.

"Your Majesty, you don't understand this. On the wedding night, if you threw His Highness on the bed in a hurry like a pervert, what would His Highness think of you?" Ye Er put down the ink stone and slapped the table , "His Highness will definitely hate you in the future!"

Ji Yao was startled, "That won't work!" How could Shen'er hate herself.

"This couple, if they want to last long, they have to understand boudoir. Room. Love. Fun." Ye Er shook her head, as if she knew a lot, and taught Ji Yao, "Draw a portrait of your highness with your heart, and wait until After all the palace people retreat and only His Highness and you are left in the new room, you can bring His Highness to the table to look at this painting. His Highness will definitely be happy. When His Highness is happy, you can quietly look at it from behind. Hold her pretty..." Ye'er looked at Ji Yao's rippling look of longing, and stopped talking.

"Hey." The corner of His Majesty's mouth glistened uncontrollably, with black ink on it.

Ye'er hurriedly wiped the corners of Ji Yao's mouth with a handkerchief, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty?"

Ji Yao returned to his senses.

Eunuch Xia, who was guarding the door, knocked on the door and said that King Bei Xiao was here. Ji Yao got excited, threw the wolf hair away, jumped up from the couch and rushed out, and halfway remembered that he was under house arrest in disguise by his future daughter-in-law Then, the steps hesitated.

"Call her in, call her in!" The thought of meeting an old friend made her excited.

Eunuch Xia agreed and opened the door.

Jian Xing came easily, not at all like a king of a country who came to meet the saint at the head, and behind him were only the two maidservants whom he saw at Yuwang Pavilion last time, but they were also empty-handed.

"Hey you, you're ashamed to come to see me without even bringing any presents!" Ji Yao hurriedly joked.

Jian Xing is also joking, compared to the more serious Yu Wang and Wu Shen in this palace, she and Ji Yao are [-]% similar.It's not superficial, it's just that the behavior style of the two of them should not appear in the head of a country.But God doesn't open his eyes to Nanling and Beixiao. He wants to make this world not only have Ji Yao, but also Jian Xing. It's okay to torment them, but they always have to torment the innocent people around them, such as Innocent King Yu, Wu Shen, or something like that.

Probably because of their close relationship since childhood, Jian Xing consciously picked up the melon slices that Ye Er had made for Ji Yao and drank them all in one gulp.

Ji Yao didn't care too much. Although the tea Ye'er made was delicious, Ye'er was always by her side anyway, and she wouldn't be snatched away by Jian Xing. Was a fish taken away by a puppy?

Ji Yao watched Jianxing Bajie drink his good tea as if eating ginseng, and remained silent, which was rarely the case for her.

"What are you doing!" Jian Xing was embarrassed by the stares, "I just drank your cup of tea, what are you fussing about!"

"..."

"Isn't it just that you didn't bring a gift, stingy, you have Wu Shen now, what else can catch your eyes?" Jian Xing came to Nanling when he was a child, and met Ji Yao, so he also met Wu Shen. Therefore, Wu Shen is not commensurate with his official position.

Cut, I still don't know who is stingy.

Ji Yao twitched the corner of his mouth, and said casually, "You came early. You said you were afraid that I would let you be restrained and play badly. Who knows if you are reluctant to part with that broken stone!"

Jian Xing's expression changed slightly, "Hey you, isn't it just a stone, what about me?" The manpower for moving the stone was provided by her, Jian Xing.

Ji Yao pursed his lips, but actually didn't agree with it, and reluctantly admitted, "Okay, whatever you say, anyway, I think the stone is ugly."

"Cut, you don't want it, send it back to Beixiao!"

Ji Yao turned her head and snorted, "I'm too lazy to argue with you."

Jian Xing put the teacup on the table, "This tea is good, who made it?"

Just as Ji Yao was about to speak, Ye'er behind him lowered his body and saluted, "Go back to King Bei Xiao, I'm a slave."

Jian Xing was originally crossing his legs, but when he heard the sound, he raised his head to look at the master who made good tea, "Huh?" After just a glance, he stood up and circled around Ye'er several times Er, then stood in front of Ye'er, looked at Ye'er's respectful expression with lowered eyebrows, and raised Ye'er's chin with his index finger. Smiling evilly, he discerned Ye'er's appearance, "You are still beautiful." Tsk tsk a few words of admiration.

Seeing this, Ji Yao became anxious. Just now, she was thinking that Ye'er would never be taken away, but now she just felt panicked.It would not be difficult for Jian Xing to marry a court lady, but Ye Er entered the palace at the age of ten, and now she is Ji Yao's age, and she has been serving Ji Yao for a long time. I can't bear to lose a right-hand man.

"Hey... hey! You are not allowed to fall in love with my Ye'er!"

Jian Xing didn't answer, but kept looking at Ye'er carefully with that smile.

Ji Yao was really in a hurry, she took two steps forward and tugged at Jian Xing's sleeve, "You...you can't!"

"If I really ask you what you want, what do you want?" Jian Xing finally turned around to look at Ji Yao.

"Zhen...Zhen, Zhen..." Ji Yao sweated on his forehead, pointing his two index fingers at each other, "I don't know..." Looking at the two maidservants behind Jian Xing, they also looked dignified , Sighing to myself, this guy is a face-seeking bastard just like himself. "You, don't you still have two! Why are you robbing me!"

Jian Xing laughed even more wildly, "Jing Tan, Jing Tan," two big strides walked out the door, and two maidservants followed behind her, turning their heads and said to Ji Yao, "I don't care, I just want this to make tea Yes, come to your wedding tomorrow, and bring her along!" After saying that, she raised her head and laughed a few times before leaving.

Ji Yao looked back at Ye'er pitifully, "Ye'er..."

"Your Majesty..." Ye'er's expression was more pitiful than hers, with tears in her eyes, "Does the Emperor not want Ye'er?"

Just now, Ji Yao's faltering hesitation, really didn't want to look like he wanted to keep him.

Ji Yao hurriedly shook his head, "Why would I not want you!" But now that Jian Xing really opened his mouth, Ji Yao can't refuse to agree because of selfishness. If he really doesn't give it, Jian Xing will be unhappy, which will affect the peace between the two countries , she, Ji Yao's citizens, will be hurt.

Ji Yao spun around the room quickly, pinching her beardless chin with her fingers, "I will find a way, I will find a way."