Demon, he has a cat

Yu Yan has just learned to meditate and practice Qi, and he is very fascinated.He finally realized the learned and mysterious feeling of being a cultivator.

Duan Lin, who was worried about him, stayed by the side to protect the Dharma for a few days. Seeing that there was nothing wrong with him, he thought, this kind of non-technical meditation should not go wrong, right?

The two masters and pets sat side by side, working hard one after another, there is no such thing as the arrogance and lust of the past in the cave, doing nothing.

Yu Yan is just a novice, he can't be like Duan Lin, once he enters meditation, it takes ten days and a half months, he will stop every two or three days.

Seeing that the shit shoveler was motionless, and he had no interest in having fun, he continued to meditate.

A year passed by in the blink of an eye, and Duanlin observed that the cat's condition was stable and there was no trouble, so he retreated even more recklessly.

After all, Yu Yan still retains a youthful heart, he can't sit still after sitting for a long time, and when the sun is good, he will occasionally turn back into a cat and sleep on the cat climbing frame.

Once when Duan woke up and found a snoozing cat on the cat climbing frame, his heart softened for a moment: "You, after all, are you a cat." Like a monk, he sharpened his head and only wanted to soar.

This day, Duanlin stayed with Yu Yan for a long time for the first time, and he didn't wake him up.

The life at the bottom of the cliff is still too boring for Mao'er, but who is willing to neglect him like this, and it's not because he wants to go out as soon as possible.

In his dream, Yu Yan seemed to hear the excrement officer's sigh, low and deep, with endless doting and guilt, at this moment he seemed to be connected with the other party, and could feel the urgency and persistence in the other party's heart.

When he woke up, he had been transferred back to the couch, and the big devil was closed again next to him.

The cat turned into a human, stretched out its mischievous toes to brush the hair of the big devil, and the whole person was out of shape.

Thinking of the sigh of the big devil in his dream, Yu Yan also sighed. If he remembers the timeline correctly, it will be hundreds of years before the big devil goes out.

After ten years here, I feel like I have lived my whole life, but the big devil has been imprisoned here for three to four thousand years, which is too unbearable.

It is conceivable how much distorted resentment and dissatisfaction accumulated in Duanlin's heart.

That's why it was so bloody and bloody when I went out later, there are traces to follow when I think about it.

Thinking of the final fate of the big devil, Yu Yan felt a strong palpitation. Before he knew it, the big devil in his heart was no longer a paper man sketched out by the author with a few strokes, but a real existence with flesh and blood and full of emotions. .

Yu Yan clenched his fist, he will definitely not let the big devil end badly, as an insider of the plot, this should still be possible.

Apart from this point, Yu Yan also wanted to take the big devil out as soon as possible, but what could be done?

Thinking of something, the out-of-shape young man on the couch suddenly got up and went into meditation to look for Zhantian in the sea of ​​consciousness.

His aura is easy to identify, flamboyant and loud, Zhan Tian smiled and said, "Broken kitten, have you already transformed?"

"Yes." Yu Yan turned around to show off his new look, but he didn't come here to be smug, he hurriedly asked Zhantian to curry favor: "Old man, didn't I dare to come to you only when I was promising? Hee hee, I would like to ask you, what is the restriction of heaven at the bottom of Fallen Immortal Cliff?"

"Why do you ask this? Heaven's restriction is not used to lock you up, you can go out after forming the alchemy."

Yu Yan: "Oh, I think it's far away from my alchemy, so it's better to save the country with a curve. For example! Let others take me out."

"Hehe, you mean to ask Duanlin to take you out? Then we have to wait."

"How do you say?" Yu Yan stared blankly, clenched his fingers in his sleeves: "Could it really take a long time to get out? Can't you hurry up?"

He really didn't want the big devil to be locked up for another few hundred years. If he could get out earlier, he would do anything.

Zhan Tian was puzzled and said: "If you want to go out, there are other ways, why do you insist on letting him take you out?"

"..." Facing the power of righteousness, Yu Yan naturally couldn't say that he and the big devil belonged to the same country.

Be vain and submissive, and take the overall situation into consideration!

"Aren't you afraid that he will kill you? Wouldn't it be easy for you to go out first and let him be locked up here for another thousand years?" Zhan Tian seemed puzzled and asked again.

Yu Yan's swaying eyeballs rolled around, and he decided to throw out some serious information to deal with: "Didn't seniors calculate that Jianzong would have a catastrophe? And it is related to Duanlin, so do you know why Jianzong has such a catastrophe?" robbery?"

"Oh? You mean you know?" Zhan Tian was a little surprised.

"If Duanlin is closed for another thousand years and goes out, not only the sword sect will have a catastrophe, but all righteous monks in the world will have a catastrophe. Senior believe me, he will turn the world upside down and reshuffle the cards, whether it is the sword sect or the Yantian sect No matter what, it will go through a period of trough, and the situation will not turn around until a powerful person appears." Yu Yan vowed.

"..." Zhan Tian left behind a ray of consciousness, secretly startled, because what the other party said was almost the same as the result he calculated, but how could this low-level kitten Xiu know?

Does he have other talents?

Yu Yan changed the subject, and quickly took the bait and said, "But now is the time when Duanlin's mood is at its best. If he is allowed to go out at this time, all sects will be safe."

It wasn't that he was gloomily and alarmist, it was indeed that the longer he was locked up, the more dissatisfaction accumulated in the big devil's heart.Hehe, it will be the Dao of Heaven that shuts him down, and the righteous monks in the world will pay the price.

I hope that Zhantian will figure out the situation, and don't foolishly pay for Tiandao.

Zhantian really considered Yu Yan's words seriously, Tiandao is indeed a scammer, he imprisoned Duanlin at the bottom of Fallen Immortal Cliff, just like sharpening a knife, and this knife was slashing at innocent monks.

"Senior, is there any way to let him improve his cultivation as soon as possible?? And the kind that won't hurt his body." Yu Yan hurriedly asked while the iron was hot.

Zhan Tian came back to his senses, faintly felt that he had been tricked by this kitten, and smiled kindly: "According to what you said, are you thinking about the major orthodox sects?"

Yu Yan did his part and patted his chest: "Yes, I have the world in my heart."

Believe it or not, the old man will just wait for the bloodbath, and Jianzong, who has no one to look after him, will regret it.

If Yu Yan remembers correctly, the big signboard of Jianzong was later played by Lingya, and it is not that Jianzong at all.

Zhan Tian can't say that he entrusted him with someone else. In terms of strength and strategy, Lingya certainly has it, but he is too selfish. Even if he becomes the suzerain, he will only think about himself, not other disciples under his sect.

"Well, of course there are ways to improve your cultivation in a short period of time, but practitioners have always focused on stability, and too hasty can easily create demons." It means that the strength has increased, and the state of mind has not kept up. If it is a long-term plan, cultivation should be done step by step. Footprints are fine.

But Zhan Tian knows that Xiu, the explosive kitten in front of him, doesn't want to listen to the truth. The other party comes from an irregular sect and has a very wild temper. come and meet him.

Zhan Tian said: "The old man thinks that the safest way is to raise your cultivation level first, so that you can help Duan Lin get out of the test."

Kitten Xiu scratched his head anxiously, angrily: "Isn't it because I can't improve my cultivation that I want him to take me out?"

The old man spoke back again.

Can he do it?

"Ask yourself, is it really because you want to go out that you want him to improve his cultivation?" Zhan Tian asked, leaving a sentence: "If you want both to go out, you must first improve your cultivation and then help him cultivate."

As he said that, he put the content of a jade slip into Kitty Maoxiu's altar, and let him realize it by himself.

The young man fell back on the couch, and asked himself, he wanted to save the big devil, so he wanted the big devil to improve his cultivation, hum, but can he say this in front of Zhan Tian?

Certainly not.

Looking at the content of the jade slip that the other party gave him, Yu Yan's fair face suddenly turned red, shit, shameless, it's this kind of obscene technique again.

He wasn't surprised at all that Zhantian gave him the skills of seizing Yuanyang and cultivating both Taoists and companions. Zhantian is such an old man.

In other words, people in the cultivation world don't take the privacy of the bed seriously. For them, double cultivation is as normal as taking a tonic.

However, in the righteous way, people will look down on those who specialize in practicing the technique of double cultivation, and the monks of the righteous way classify this as an evil way.

There is a sect outside called the Hehuan Sect, who have never done anything bad, but because they specialize in practicing dual cultivation, they are always looked down upon by other orthodox sects.

Shuangxiu can be used as an aid, but it can't be used exclusively as a main focus.

If you want to ascend to the upper realm, you still have to rely on hard work, and no one who can ascend is able to ascend through the art of dual cultivation.

Yu Yan turned a few pages, his face was flushed, he didn't want to ascend, and his small goal at the moment was still Jindan.

Isn't this for going out?

It would be a big surprise for the big devil if he could go out hundreds of 1000 years earlier, right?

Yu Yan: Well, it may also be frightened.

So how can he open his mouth and let the big devil cooperate with him... to improve his cultivation?

Do you use a strong one?

Yu Yan raised his arm, looked at his not-so-strong biceps, and happily gave up this impossible task.

He changed to a more comfortable position and lay on his side, and continued to think, so... seduce?

Kong has a beautiful self, it seems that this is the only way to go.

"I'm such a little trash..." The beautiful cat looked at the mirror with self-pity, thinking whether a more pitiful expression would be useful to the big devil, or a purer expression would be more useful to the big devil?

The big devil is conservatively estimated to be more than 1 years old, and he still has Yuanyang. What kind of concept is this?

This means that for more than 1 years, no one has been able to take away the first night of the big devil. Why?

Are those crazy bees and butterflies not enough crazy bees and butterflies?

The more Yu Yan thought about it, the more he felt that he was useless. Recalling the daily life between the big devil and himself, it was clearly a pure master-servant friendship.

Also, who would have daydreams about their own cat?

Isn't that perverted?

Although the big devil himself is a pervert, but the direction of the perversion is different, it's not like he is perverting towards him.

"..." Yu Yan frowned sadly.

He had to figure out a way.

First of all, the first step is to test the big devil's thoughts on himself. If it is really a pure master-servant relationship, then forget it. It is better to wait a few hundred years before going out.

Yu Yan waited and waited until Duanlin finally woke up from seclusion.

"Why haven't you meditated? Are you tired?" Duanlin opened his eyes and saw the cat was listless, his brows no longer had the usual high spirits, but instead added a bit of sadness.

He raised his hand and stroked the other person's brow tenderly: "Don't frown, tell me if you have any troubles."

As he spoke, he hugged the boy into his arms, and as usual, combed the boy's long black hair with his fingers.

This little guy doesn't like tidying up by himself, and he doesn't like using spells, so it's a mess every time.

Talk to him about your troubles?

Yu Yan looked up at the big devil, and said surprisingly: "I grow up, and I want a kitten."

Duanlin: "..."