Demon, he has a cat

In later generations, there were women who asked men to spend 18 yuan for her with three sentences, but in Yu Yan's current situation, one sentence made the big devil break his defenses.

"..." Duanlin's long and slender fingers froze in Mao'er's long hair, and the expression on his face gradually changed from sunny to cloudy, and he said slowly: "Why do you have such an idea?"

Yu Yubaba looked at him, this question was very strange, isn't it normal to want to date when you grow up?

It's not normal not to want to be with someone.

But on second thought, by the way, the big devil is a ten thousand year old virgin, how could he understand worldly desires?

Yu Yan explained: "I've grown up. Isn't it normal to want to marry a wife and have children?"

Since he is a little male cat, it is natural to find a little female cat.

"Is it possible?" Yu Yan poked Duan Lin's chest and found that the other party's face was unhappy, so he quickly slapped him back guiltily: "You retreat and ignore me all day, I'm lonely, I'm empty, I sleep alone and the bed is not warm, I will Want a little she-cat, want a little she-cat!"

The more he said, the thicker the storm accumulated in Duanlin's eyes, and finally formed a terrifying vortex. Duanlin grasped that wayward finger and said: "I have worked so hard and suffered so much for you, It took me so long to call you a shapeshifter, and yet you are clamoring for a little cat, you..."

Yu Yan was taken aback by Duan Lin's horrifying eyes, and wanted to get out of the other party's arms with a beating heart. He regretted that he didn't want the little female cat anymore.

But Duanlin pushed him down all at once, regardless of his struggle, and clamped his jaw.

"Woooo..." Yu Yu thought for a while, and raised his foot to kick the opponent, but he was a flamboyant kicker, not only did not kick to the end, but he was held up by the opponent's arms and couldn't get up and down.

Damn, I can't beat him!

"White-eyed wolf." Duanlin was hurt by him, wanted to vent but was afraid of hurting him, he was suffocated in his heart and had nowhere to vent, so he could only endure it, his whole body exuded low pressure.

certainly not!

Yu Yu opened his mouth, originally wanting to break up with the other party clearly, why is he called a white-eyed wolf if he wants to marry a wife and have children?

This is reproductive instinct!

But when you think about it, Duanlin is considered a white-eyed wolf. The other party wants him to only see him, and has an extremely perverted possessive desire for him.

Now he is clamoring for a little female cat, of course it is a proper betrayal in the eyes of the other party!

But even so, Duanlin just scolded him innocuously, huh?

Yu Yan suddenly remembered that his purpose was not to debate what a white-eyed wolf was, but to test whether he had the possibility of becoming a Taoist companion in Duan Lin's mind.

Thinking about it, the indifferent voice of the big devil came from above his head: "There is no little female cat, you should give up your heart. For the sake of your initial transformation and the remaining animal nature, this deity will not care about you this time, but If you dare to ask for a little female cat again in the future, don't blame this deity for being ruthless."

Curiosity killed the cat, Yu Yan blurted out and asked, "What kind of ruthless method?"

Duan Lin gritted his teeth and said, "Do you want to try?"

Lingtai woke up for a while, Yu Yan quickly shook his head: "I don't want to think about it." Try and die.

"Hmph." Duan Lin's heart softened, after all, he owed it, so he lowered his voice and asked: "Tell me seriously, do you still want a little female cat?"

Yu Yan shut up and said nothing, his claws that were not restrained stubbornly scratched the mat, and the next second even his claws were restrained, damn it!

"Answer to the deity." Duanlin put his face close to the tip of the cat's nose, letting him watch him speak, not to have any distractions, otherwise he kept pressing him: "What's so good about the little female cat? It can be like the deity." How are you doing?"

"...But, the little female cat can warm my bed." Yu Yan rolled his eyes and said, he really likes cats, how happy he is to sleep with a cat.

Duan Lin gritted his teeth, said as if he seldom warmed the stupid cat's bed, and said angrily: "Didn't I warm your bed since you were a child?"

Without him, this stupid thing would have frozen to death.

"Can it be the same? The little mother cat can still give birth to kittens for me." Yu Yan imagined a nest of little fur balls, with a smile on his face, but it was very dazzling in the eyes of the big devil.

"Oh? You are so big-hearted now that you dislike this deity who can't give birth to kittens for you?" Duan Lin laughed angrily, but there was no smile in his eyes, because he suddenly realized that the relationship between himself and the cat was wrong wait.

It is enough for him to have a cat in his life, but the cat still wants to hug him left and right, and wants a kitten and a kitten.

What is the difference between Junli and Rongyin?

Anyway, it's not his own wedding dress. It's ridiculous. Did he make the wedding dress for others in the end?

Thinking of this, Duanlin unknowingly increased his hand strength, pinching Yu Yan's eyes with tears.

"Ah, it hurts..." he whimpered quickly, "No, no, I don't want the little mother cat and kittens that much, I... I just want a Taoist companion!"

Taoist?

What's the difference? !

It's not about wanting others.

"You...are trying to anger me!" Duan Lin grimaced, and it took a lot of effort to control himself, not to hurt the young man lying in front of him.

"Woo, why don't you recommend yourself, you can be my Taoist companion..." Although Yu Yan was in a bad situation, he was pressed to the ground and rubbed, and he didn't dare to fart.

But he still did not change his noble posture, and reminded the excrement shovel officer like a gift, I allow you to be my "little cat", why don't you thank me soon?

Duan Lin was stunned, the hand that restrained the young man loosened, the other party immediately fled from under him, rolled to the side and sat up and stared at him, feeling aggrieved.

The shit shovel officer is like a statue.

If you kick him now, will he fall down?

What is this stupid cat talking about?

Duanlin came back to his senses, sat back on the couch without knowing what to think, glanced sideways at the innocent young man, heck, what does he know, a kitten who has just transformed?

Open and shut Taoist companion, does he know what a Taoist companion is?

"Are you too bored by yourself and want someone to accompany you?" That's why you babbled so nonsense.

Duanlin remembered that he had never mentioned anything related to Taoist companions, it was impossible for the cat to know, so it must be like this.

The shit shovel officer's attitude is a bit disrespectful.

"No, I just want a Taoist companion." Yu Yan continued to jump around repeatedly near the high-tension line of the big devil, and when he was stared at by the other party, he innocently played with the ends of his hair.

"Do you know what a Taoist companion is?" Duan Lin asked.

"..." Why don't you know?As long as it is a living thing, it has the instinct to reproduce, and if it has the instinct to find a partner, Yu Yan blinked his eyes wide: "Isn't this known when you are old?"

He lowered his head to look below his waist, and Duanlin also followed his gaze, a blush suddenly appeared on his handsome face, and he hurriedly looked away.

Now Duanlin finally understands, my cat is thinking about spring.

And also wants him to be a Taoist companion.

Duan Lin suddenly asked sharply: "You can't find the little female cat, so you choose the deity second?"

Admire, why can he find such a tricky angle?

Yu Yan quickly shook his head: "No, no, little mother cat and you, I will definitely choose you."

Duanlin was angry and funny, but after such a toss, the resentment in his heart before was dissipated.

Thinking about it, this stupid cat was trying to trick him from the very beginning, and the little mother cat was just a pretense to make use of it, and he was almost fooled into it.

"You're smart..." Duan Lin didn't know what to say, he felt depressed that he had been calculated, and he felt relieved that our family had a child who had just grown up.

It's better to be smart, and you don't suffer from being smart.

But how dare to plot against him!

"You really are, you don't make sense." Duan Lin's face turned red with anger, everyone said that rabbits don't eat the grass beside the nest, but this stupid cat wants to gnaw him.

Yu Yan: The shit-shoveling officer looks so angry, I'm so scared, or let it be.

"Don't be angry, if you can't do it, you can't do it, why are you so fierce?" Yu Yan touched his chin, crawled to the mirror to take a look, it should be red.

Duan Lin laughed angrily, the cat's attitude seemed as if Duan Lin's refusal to agree was because he didn't know how to flatter him.

Yu Yan: Isn’t it?

Throughout the ages, it's not that there are no crazy bees and butterflies pursuing Duanlin. Thinking that there are too many monks around him, and there are many people who are gorgeous in Jiuzhou, he didn't agree.

It should be said that he didn't take a second look.

Duan Lin's mind was not on this at all, otherwise he would not have been able to preserve Yuan Yang for so long.

How difficult it is for him to be tempted.

It was unnecessary to leave, it would do him no good.

After being rejected by Duan Lin Chou, Yu Yan never mentioned this matter again, thinking about it, how important a Taoist couple is in life, of course it is impossible to make a hasty decision.

In fact, being rejected by the big devil is fine, after all, making this decision was a hasty move, and Yu Yan didn't think it through at all.

Still too hasty.

Cultivators are the most taboo to be impetuous, there is no future for this.

After learning from the painful experience, Yu Yan decided to abandon all shortcuts and become a down-to-earth kitten Xiu.

To his Zhantian, to his chance, no one can stop him from working hard.

Kitty Xiu figured it out and began to meditate.

And the big devil sat on the couch for a long time, he didn't know what he was thinking before, and then he stared at the kitten Xiu who started to work hard.

"..." Counting his suitors in detail, all of them are trying their best to please him. Only this stupid cat asks like a charity, if it's okay, if it's not, forget it.

Duanlin felt that he was in the opponent's heart, not even a bundle of wool.

At least the cat will run after the ball of wool for two steps...

"Alas..." Duan Lin didn't know what he was thinking here, wouldn't it be good to hurry up and practice?

But he sat up cross-legged and tried to meditate for a while, but he still couldn't settle down.

This has happened several times in a row, but the stupid cat next to him is in excellent condition, exuding an aura that I am working hard.

A depressed mood quickly accumulated in Duan Lin's heart, which was more exciting than hearing the cat begging for a kitten, why?

Duanlin's eyes flickered, he took out two glasses of fine wine that he hadn't touched for a long time, but he didn't see any improvement.

"Jiu Shao, my cat just wanted me to be his Taoist companion."

This news made Jiu Shao very surprised, he laughed and said: "You must have refused?"

How can it be so easy to ask for death.

"Yeah." Duan Lin suppressed the inexplicable unhappiness and said, "But this deity is not happy."

"Why, because your cat is bothering you?" Duan Lin's cat is so capricious and difficult to coax, Jiu Shao is the only one who knows.

"No, it doesn't affect him at all." Duan Lin said.

Not only was it unaffected, he was even in the mood to meditate and practice, but he was impetuous, like a hundred cat's paws in his heart, scratching him all the time.