Demon, he has a cat

The air froze in an instant.

Perhaps Mozun never imagined in his dreams that the debt collector he held in his palm and grew up lovingly would not call him Brother Duanlin so affectionately, but this time he turned to others with Brother Jiushao on the left and Brother Song on the right.

Forget about Jiu Shao, this is a war between him and the cat, and he can't take his anger out on him, but what is Song Pingzhou? !

"Say it again, what are you calling them?" Mozun laughed back angrily, his appearance was extremely frightening, and Yu Yan even saw the demonic energy visible to the naked eye surrounding his eyes, very ferocious.

Although he knew that these words would definitely anger the big devil, but Yu Yan really didn't expect the other party's attention to be so tricky, which made him stunned for a moment: "I..."

Calling little brother, this is a very common bad street name in their later generations.But after thinking about it, maybe it is a very intimate nickname in the cultivation world?

Otherwise, how could Duanlin tremble with anger? Before he could explain, Duanlin gritted his teeth and asked, "Why are you going out? Do you want to double cultivate with them?"

Yu Yu wants to say that you are crazy, is Lao Tzu so casual? !Slander is so meow!

But after blinking, he wanted to provoke the big devil again, so he said smoothly, "Yeah, who told you not to do it, if you don't cultivate with me, I'll go with someone else...uh..."

"Calling you to talk nonsense." Duan Lin was indeed furious, one arm grabbed Yu Yan's waist, and the other hand covered each other's mouth, and the two of them went to another space in the blink of an eye.

"Hmm!" Yu Yu's eyes widened, where is this place?How does it look like a prison cell.

Damn, captivity!

It turned out that when Duan Lin turned over, he hugged Yu Yan and entered the mustard space. In this secret room sealed on all sides, there was nothing but a bed.

It's over, Yu Yan's mind is full of shielding words, and he regrets that he shouldn't have provoked Duanlin with his cheap talk just now.Duanlin's personality is extreme, he can't tell it when he's fine, but when he encounters something flammable and explosive, he can't hold it down at all!

For example, now, Duan clamped him to death, airtight, making it difficult for him to breathe.

Is this pervert trying to crush him to death?

That's not true, Duan Lin was just so angry that his heart and lungs hurt, he thought he had done a good enough job in all aspects, and he didn't feel sorry for the cat, but this little bastard never cared about him, and only pissed him off!Stab a knife in his heart!

"I am so kind to you, you have never called me Brother Duanlin, the people outside just saw you, you just take it to heart, you..."

It turned out that the little brother was really to blame, but there's nothing to worry about.

Yu Yan bit the big devil's hand, fought for the right to speak, and shouted without hesitation: "Isn't it easy for me to call you brother Dulin? You promised to double cultivation with me, let alone brother, you let me You can call me anything. My husband, my husband, my friend, my heart is sharp..."

"Shut up!" Mozun hurriedly covered Yu Yan's mouth again, but this time he was not angry, but embarrassed: "You, how do you know so much?"

Yu Yan almost bit his tongue, and now made up a lie: "I was born in the village, I vaguely remember some, this is not the point, the point is whether you will come or not?"

Yu Yan raised his knees and smashed the jar, anyway, it was already like this, he was putting his face here.And he didn't treat Duanlin as an outsider. After 11 years of getting along, he has already become a very close existence.

In the world of comprehension, the pattern should be larger and the vision should be longer-term.

Temporary double cultivation in exchange for eternal freedom, isn't this wave of blood money?

The young man's knees moved wildly, and Duan Lin was gasping for air. He didn't have the strength to hold Yu Yan down, or he was afraid of hurting the other party, so he restrained his hands and feet.

The dignified and powerful Mozun seemed to be talking about his head at this moment, and he couldn't win. He said angrily: "Do you know what you are talking about? Do you think this is a good thing?"

"Why isn't it a good thing?" Yu Yan followed the strength of the other party's release, but held the other party down, condescending, and plausibly said: "I took your Yuanyang, and once the alchemy is formed, I can practice the method of dual cultivation with you, or else After a hundred years, your cultivation base has risen sharply, and you can break through the restrictions, and when the sky is high, the birds will fly, and the sea will be wide, so why not be a good thing?!"

"..." Mozun's back teeth were clenched, the little bastard had a good plan, and he wanted to take his Yuanyang first, and he didn't even look at his thin arms and legs, how many times he could stand up to it?

"You, Yuan Yang, who wants to refine the deity in the early stage of foundation establishment, is just a dream!"

This is a problem, but Yu Yan didn't care about it, and said arrogantly: "Then you can't do less at a time? Can't I refine it slowly!"

"Nonsense, how unreasonable!" Mozun was so angry that his head was buzzing, did he think it was pouring wine?Come a little less at a time.

"Then what do you say, this is not good, that is not good, and you are not willing to send me out for a short stay, woohoo!" Yu Yan glanced at the surrounding environment, glared at the big devil who was more angry than him, punched and kicked : "You've grown daring, shut me up in the mustard space? Okay you, Duanlin, you want me to die..."

"..." The Demon Lord, who was still unable to win, leaned on the couch to pant, with a few strands of hair scattered around his cheeks, looking embarrassed, he closed his eyes and said silently, the deity knows that you have been domineering since childhood, but I don't know that you are so domineering. Domineering, committing crimes.

"I've worked so hard to accompany you for 11 years, and now I'm doing this for your own good. Forget it if you don't appreciate it, but you still want to lock me up?" Yu Yan was crying, sitting there as if he had been greatly wronged. The more I thought about it, the more irritable I became, so I picked up another bamboo pillow and smashed the big devil: "I hate you, I can't live through this day, I want to go back to the cat!"

As he said that, he twisted around and crawled under the couch, his back was extremely ruthless, even though he knew he couldn't go anywhere, Duan Lin still felt pain in his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys.

The scene of holding the cat through the catastrophe in the rainstorm that day came to my mind again. I was so ecstatic at that time, and vowed to protect him for the rest of my life.

Recalling that at the beginning, the chest pain was uncomfortable.

With a stretch of his long arm, Duanlin brought back the cat that was as light as duckweed, pinched the opponent's bones up and down, and said with horror in his eyes: "You two meat, just keep tight to yourself and live, it's a matter of getting out Don't worry about it."

"You just look down on me." Yu Yan frowned, the beauty was sad.

"No." Duan Lin wanted to hold his heart in front of the other party, how much would he have to pay, so that this injustice could be seen in his eyes and in his heart?

"That's why you dislike me for having little flesh. I know, you like plump ones." Yu Yan spat blood, fabricating truth!

He is unreasonable.

That's not true, Duanlin didn't think about it at all, when Yu Yan mentioned it, he remembered the scene of the day of the transformation, and it lingered in his mind, making people's breathing difficult...

If the big devil doesn't speak, Yu Yan will take it as his acquiescence, no matter how disobedient he is, he will be depressed, and there are only three things, he will never give the other party a chance to reject him for the third time!

"Let go of me, let someone pick me up, I don't want to see you for the time being." Today is a day destined to hurt each other, Yu Yan said loudly: "I look so cute, some of my elder brothers don't like me, they must love me... ..."

"Shut up!" What brother?What is rare?Duanlin couldn't say these things from the cat's mouth.

"You told me to shut up? What's the matter, you won't even be allowed to speak now?" Isn't Yu Yan just trying to get angry at him, of course he said whatever he reacted to, and he said even worse: "I want to have sex, I want every night Shengge, will you accompany me? Will you accompany me? If you don't accompany me, send me out, don't delay me from giving birth to a litter of kittens!"

A certain string in Duanlin's brain snapped, and he leaned over angrily to seal the cat's chattering mouth.

At this moment, what Yu Yan was thinking was that he really had to use aggressive methods to deal with men, and his second reaction was: Damn, he is so fierce!

Yu Yan had imagined what would happen after Duanlin agreed to double cultivation with himself. The shit-shoveling officer he imagined must love him very much and dare not be unkind to him at all, but now, isn't it the way he opened it?

Why are you being treated like a storm gathering rain, no, you have to be gentle and light, do you hear the gentle wind and light rain, meow!

It is impossible to have a gentle wind and a light rain, because since three days ago, the end has been unhappy, and an unknown fire has accumulated in his heart, making him extremely irritable and restless.

Now it seems that he has found a channel to appease this unknown fire. He put aside all scruples and desperately seized it.I forgot the fragility of duckweed for a moment, like a ferocious giant wave, I slapped duckweed on the terrible reef time and time again.

Has the big devil lost his mind? !

"Brother Duanlin, husband, husband-in-law, enemy, sharp-hearted!" Yu Yan called out one by one, trying to find the code in exchange for the tenderness of the other party, but he found that these were tantamount to adding fuel to the flames, not only would not make Duanlin calm down and watch Look at the poor man, but Duanlin will only make him more pitiful!

Failed, failed.

I am fish, and man is knife.

As Duan Lin said, he had no idea what this meant, did he think it was a good thing?

The heavenly king Lao Tzu is here, and this is not a good thing, woo woo woo, Yu Yan regretted it, but Duanlin will not give him a chance to regret it.

There is no turning back when you open the bow. If you can regret it at any time, then the cat will overestimate him.

However, if the cat scratched him and pulled him, it would make him realize that the matter was serious and he should not be too aggressive.

Yu Yan knew that the man who killed a thousand swords had realized it, so he calmed down a little, and looked forward to the sun rising as usual tomorrow.

What else? !

The path I chose, hey, I have to go on while biting the corner of my quilt.

It is true to say so, but Yu Yan underestimated Duanlin this time, the other party did not let him see the sun of tomorrow, what he saw was the sun of the day after tomorrow...or the sun of the day after tomorrow?

Maybe, it's just a few days anyway!

The mustard space hides everything tightly, and no eyes and ears in the world of five elements and three columns can explore what happened in it.

If it is said that Mozun was persecuted by the cat at the beginning, and it was difficult to get off the cat, then it was his wishful thinking and forced him to death.

Yu Yu said all kinds of harsh words to him, but he couldn't get out of the mustard space on time. Damn, this person is really interesting. He didn't do what he begged at first, and he still doesn't let go when he begs now.

Who doesn't think so!

Duanlin also thinks that Mao'er is really interesting, at first he begged him to do this and that, but now he is crying and fussing to drive him to bed, don't think about it, he is not the kind of slave who comes and goes when he is called.

"I was what you begged for, and now the deity has obeyed you, I hope you will do it and cherish it." Duanlin reminded very worriedly, lest a certain cat be young and frivolous, and go on and on.

Yu Yan cried until pear blossoms rained, and sobbed authentically: "You also begged for me, so why don't you know how to cherish me?"

For many moments, he felt that he was really going back to Meow Star, if it wasn't for the elixir that held his breath...

Yaoshou oh, he actually needs pills to hold his breath, what kind of misfortune has happened to this little cutie?

"Didn't I warn you about this a long time ago?" Duan Lin didn't feel that he was wrong, he glanced at the young man who had been stalking him before, but now avoided him like a snake and scorpion, and said in a hoarse voice, "You yourself Tuo Da, insisting on provoking this deity... I will teach you a lesson this time, and act more prudently in the future."

Steady his head!

With two peach eyes swollen, Yu Yan shivered and hid on the side of the couch biting the corner of his quilt. Duan Lin actually had the face to teach him to be prudent, obviously the devil himself is not prudent enough, my God, who is not prudent?

But he has no energy to be arrogant now, he is so tired that he just wants to sleep now.

"Don't sleep." When he fell down, a voice stuck to his ear, and the man's aura enveloped him again, and the other party said helplessly: "Aren't you going to refine Yuanyang of the deity?"

It is impossible to rely on Mao'er himself, so he can only help.

"Hmm..." Yu Yan cried, and naturally entrusted all of himself to the other party.

He's not spineless, he's weak.