Demon, he has a cat

"Bastard bastard..." Unable to calm down, Mozun opened and closed his thin lips, and in the end he could only choose an innocuous curse.

Maybe it was Mao'er's whim, and he just mentioned it casually, but Duanlin got into his heart and couldn't get it out of his mind.

Due to the matter of Junli and Rongyin, he himself has always had no good feelings for reproduction, and he never thought of having a lover who warms the bed, so he took it for granted that cats don't need it either.

But he didn't expect that the other party would directly open his mouth to ask for the little female cat, and he was so angry that his heart ached. It was really a sin that he only came to collect debts, and he didn't let him live a good day with peace of mind.

How did Yu Yan know that he was in trouble, and he even made the big devil unable to practice meditation, but he himself practiced happily.

But he soon woke up again in two or three days, opened his eyes and saw the big devil looking at him gloomyly, his eyeballs were covered with bloodshot eyes, like an Internet addicted youth who hadn't slept for three days and three nights, in a bit of a state scary.

Hey, meow is scared to death.

Yu Yan muttered: "Why are you looking at him like this?"

It hasn't been so long and you are still thinking about the little mother cat, right?

That's too petty.

Duan Lin rubbed the center of his brows, and said wearily: "You've been talking nonsense, but you've cultivated to your heart's content, but I know that this deity is disturbed by you, making him restless and unable to enter samadhi."

This really made Yu Yan feel distressed, and he hurriedly leaned over to ask warmly: "Why is this so? Didn't I say that I don't want a little female cat? Just treat me as a fart."

"..." Duan Lin froze, with disbelief in his eyes, it turned out that those words that disturbed his mind, including asking him to be a Taoist companion, were nothing but farts in Mao'er's heart.

Sure enough, it was mentioned casually.

bastard...

Fortunately, Duanlin thought it was the cat who fell in love with him at the beginning, but he didn't expect it to be a misunderstanding, so he waved his hand, that's all.After calming down and thinking about it, this matter is strange.

"Where did you hear about the Taoist companion?" Mozun's voice returned to his usual casualness, and he was sure that he had never mentioned it in front of the cat.

"Uh... I saw it on a jade slip." Yu Yan said, there are many books in the cave of the big devil, although he usually doesn't like to look through them, but there is no loophole in this way, right?

"Oh? Which jade slip?" Duanlin wasn't suspicious either, he was just curious to know what kind of jade slip the cat had read.

What the fuck?

Whether the big devil should be so perverted or not, he went so far as to ask the bottom line.

As expected of being suspicious by nature, the big boss with a very deep city, made Yu Yan dare not fool the other party at will.

Hey, at this moment, he suddenly had a plan, and wanted to test the reaction of the big devil again.

"Wait, I'll get it." Yu Yan got off the bed and ran to the room where the jade slips were displayed. Of course, he didn't take any jade slips from it, because he didn't know these characters very well. I usually don't watch it at all.

Yu Yan exported the Shuangxiu Jade Slip from his spiritual platform and turned it into a real thing. He thought, there are thousands of Jade Slips here, and the other party must not remember the content of each Jade Slip.

So he pretended to turn around and went out with this jade slip.

Duanlin didn't keep an eye on the cat's every move, so Dao was really fooled and didn't notice the cat's little moves.

He casually scanned the jade slip and reached out to pick it up, but found that the cat was holding it tightly. He raised his eyebrows: "What's wrong? What's wrong with this jade slip?"

There is no problem with the jade slip, but there is something wrong with the content inside. Yu Yan has not yet decided whether to start like this!

If the big devil still dismisses it, where will his old face be? !

In the future, they will live together for hundreds of thousands of years. As a distinguished cat owner, he will not accept being ugly rejected for the second time.

"I've made it clear that this is what you want to read. It has nothing to do with me. You will bear the consequences after reading it..." After Yu Yan finished speaking, he loosened the jade slip and slipped away without a trace.

And he still turned into his original form and ran away, neither was he angry when he saw it, nor was he laughing.

He was so curious about what it was that he even asked the cat to vaccinate him.

Before he was about to read it, Duanlin seemed to think of something, his thin lips pursed slightly, but he thought it was impossible, how could there be such a technique in his cave.

When I opened it, I found that it was full of pictures and texts, lifelike, and even more blatant than expected. The handsome face of the demon king suddenly flew into the red sky, and he closed the jade slip with sharp eyes. Gongfa?

slander.

accident!

This is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that this kind of exercise was turned over by the cat, and Duanlin said how could the naive and ignorant cat suddenly want the little female cat, so that's the case.

This exercise is rich in text and pictures, and the words are bold and bold. After reading two pages, he felt that his heart was surging and his blood was hot, let alone a young cat, he couldn't resist it.

Yu Yan, who hid outside and squatted, pricked up his ears to observe the movement in the cave, alas, will the big devil get angry and throw a tantrum?

Do you suspect that Yu Jian is not his?

How do you feel now?

After watching intently for a while, he found that there was no inappropriate movement in the cave, and Yu Yan, who had turned into a prototype, quietly ran back and squatted in the corner to probe his brain.

I saw Mozun lying on his side on the couch, propping his chin in one hand and holding a jade slip in the other, as if he was reading carefully.

Yu Yan wanted to rub his eyes, he couldn't believe it was true, didn't the book say that Duan Lin hated these things the most? !

Who is Duanlin? Duanlin is more Liu Xiahui than Liu Xiahui, more sexually frigid than sexually insulator of emotional lines, the author did not arrange emotional lines for him at all, and really wrote him as a knife .

"What are you doing sneakily? Come out." Duan Lin had obviously discovered Mao Tuan'er a long time ago, he closed the jade slip as if nothing had happened, and said without looking back.

Yu Yan walked over innocently, blinked his eyes, the other party slapped him twice, and ordered: "Transform into a human form."

Yu Yan reflexively turned into a human form, and then the whole body was directly pressed against the big devil. If it was the past, forget it, they are a pure and flawless relationship between master and servant!

But today's atmosphere is weird, and it always makes people feel very, very awkward. What's more embarrassing is that when he was pressing on the big devil, his claws accidentally found the wrong point of force, and a big event happened! !

"..." How heavy can a slender boy be? This level of strength can't kill anyone at all, but this moment of death is like being crushed half of his life. His expression is distorted and hideous, which is obviously serious.

"Sorry!" Yu Yan hurriedly bounced away, his face full of concern: "Are you okay?"

"It's okay." Duanlin squeezed out two words, his face turned black and then red, and looked elsewhere, why did such a thing happen today?If it is not normal to touch Mao'er's hand, let the other party react so much.

It was all the fault of the jade slips just now. Speaking of the jade slips, Duan Lin took a deep breath and regained his composure and said: "There are so many jade slips in the cave, which one is not good for you? I just want to look at the dual-cultivation exercises. ?”

"Can this be my fault? There are no pictures on other jade slips." Yu Yan was confident, and said one thing: "Even if there are pictures, they are very obscure and difficult to understand. Some poses are simply impossible to do. I doubt whether the author has any knowledge of human body structure. Misunderstanding? The one I read is different, the painting is vivid, and you can tell what they are doing at a glance."

Duan Lin almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, he couldn't help sighing that a child is just a child, he speaks so outspokenly, I don't know why he is shy, he said lightly: "According to what you said, you are quite interested in this exercise? "

Finally turning to the topic, Yu Yan nodded like a chicken pecking at rice: "Didn't you say that I want to form an alchemy, and I want to practice? Other exercises are too profound and obscure for me, and I can't understand them at all. I can’t understand it either.”

"It means... the reason why you are interested in it is purely because you think you can control it?" Mozun raised his tone, doubting life again.

"Not all." Yu Yan looked at him anxiously, and pulled his hand: "I want to become stronger so that we can go out earlier, don't you want to go out earlier?"

But when Duanlin heard this, he thought that the cat wanted to abandon him and leave.

After all, Mao'er can go out by forming alchemy, and the dual practice method can indeed greatly improve Mao'er's cultivation.

His heart cooled down, but he heard the cat say again: "I don't care about myself, it's okay to stay here with you for the rest of my life, because I don't know anything about the outside world. But you are different, you shouldn't be here Waste time here, outside is your world.”

Yu Yan leaned on the big devil's shoulder, and said sincerely: "In order to let you go out early, I am willing to do anything."

Mozun's cold heart quickly warmed up again, and he couldn't help hugging the slender boy, resting his chin on the top of the other's head, and said with pity: "I know that you are willing to do anything for this deity. I can't spoil you."

Duanlin would never agree to such a method if it was just to improve his cultivation, how could he be willing to let the cat play the role of the stove?

Mao'er was so stupid that he didn't know what it meant, but he knew very well when it came to his end that this was a painful thing.

Yu Yu was taken aback when he heard that, no, no, no, big devil, you are narrow-minded, I don't mind, okay?

Don't take pity on me because I am a delicate flower, this kind of thing is good for everyone, if he doesn't practice double cultivation, when will he be able to form alchemy?

How to survive in the realm of comprehension without pill formation?

If he doesn't practice dual cultivation, it will cut off his way of life.

Is your love just watching my delicate flower fade away?

Yu Yan raised his fist and hit the opponent, look at his invincible cat fist!

"Duanlin, can you make it bigger? A man doesn't stick to these small details. I have the courage to choose this path. Why don't you?"

Wake up, okay? For many cultivators, in order to achieve their goals, they can do whatever they can.

What is double repair?

What is it to sleep with a friar!

In order to go out early, go up.

Being stared at by the cat like a torch, Duan Lin dared not look at him, as if he couldn't tell where the resistance in his heart came from?

I had no choice but to make up a random reason: "Shuangxiu wants to be with the one you love. Now you are just committing yourself to the deity just to improve your cultivation level. When you meet the one you love in the future..."

Duan Lin paused, if there was such a person, he would mercilessly strangle this sign to death first.But now, just to convince the cat, he pretended to say: "This deity is for your own good."

The speaker has no intention, the listener has the heart.

It seems that Duanlin still can't get rid of the influence of his original family. He hates the love of his parents that even his own son can't get involved in. On the surface, he dismisses love, but it's not because of love.

Maybe in my heart I also yearn for the love of my parents, Yu Yan sighed, I didn't expect the big devil to be quite innocent.

Could it be that I am too careless?

No, the existential crisis has not been resolved yet, what about freedom and love?

Isn't this nonsense?

Dissatisfied, Yu Yan picked up the mat and swore that in just a few days, he would definitely get the big devil's Yuan Yang.

The cave was quiet for a while, and Duanlin couldn't help spying on Mao'er's reaction. He seemed to be very unhappy with a puffy face. He was very conflicted. Lost Yuanyang to this heartless bastard.

Thinking about being disturbed for three whole days before, and now it's the cat's turn to be troubled, Duanlin is generally happy.

His carelessness was accidentally spotted by Yu Yan, and he sneered in his heart, if you reject me twice, I will be mad at you to death.

"Well, it's fine if you don't agree."

Duan Lin opened his mouth to speak, when he heard Yu Yu say: "I'm in a bad mood, I want to go out to relax, you ask brother Jiu Shao to pick me up, he cares about me the most, he must be very happy to take me to Wuji Palace Stay for a while."

Don't think he didn't hear the conversation between the big devil and Jiu Shao before, he's in demand, okay?

Mozun's face, which was still clear just now, immediately turned black: "What did you say?"

"I said let Brother Jiushao come to pick me up." Yu Yan said articulately: "Otherwise, Song Pingzhou from the Yunque Sect is also fine. This little brother Song is also quite handsome, so I won't pick him."