Demon, he has a cat

I don't know who is missing the cute kitty again.

The sleepy little cat sneezed a few times in the arms of the big devil, and the whole cat woke up, with innocent eyes shining.

Just when he lifted his head out, Yu Yan's whole head looked burly. Anyone who has studied physics knows that this is called electrostatic reaction!

puff-

Duan Lin raised his eyebrows and teased: "See if you still like to sleep on your back."

If you expose your belly, you will catch a cold.

Yu Yan didn't know what the shit-shoveling officer was laughing at, and he didn't know that he was wearing an exploding head, so he asked, "Is it there yet?"

The elites in Lingxiao Cave turned their heads and laughed, the always beautiful broken kitten was so sloppy today.

"Here we are." As soon as Duan Lin finished speaking, he arrived at the door, and they were greeted respectfully.

Song Pingzhou naturally did not dare to let Duan Lin and Yu Yan go to see the head of the sect, he took the two of them directly to the courtyard of the Xuanshi: "This way please, my uncle will stay in the courtyard, you two are welcome, you can ask anything you want. If you ask anything, if Master Shu knows, he will know everything."

"Thank you." After all, they had robbed together, and Duan Xiaomao had a good impression of Song Pingzhou.

He patted his shoulder with his cat's paw in an old-fashioned way, with a kind of affirmation from the boss to the employees: "You are very good."

"..." Being held on the shoulders by an evil cat is really a wonderful experience!

Song Pingzhou was both afraid and a little bit of a sense of accomplishment, and his mood was very complicated.

"Mao'er, what do you want to ask?" Duan Lin asked after stepping into the courtyard of the mysterious master.

"Ask what we want to know, such as whether your parents are still alive, where they are, and how to find them." Yu Yan said loudly.

"Do you think it's credible?" Duan Lin sneered, making one feel that he was resistant to exploring this matter.

Knowing that he was resisting, Yu Yan said, "If it's good news, you can trust it, but if it's bad news, you can't trust it."

Everyone: "..."

Mysterious Master: "..."

What's the matter today?

It's interesting to talk.

Indeed, the Xuanshi is a fortune teller to Yu Yan, half of what he says is credible and half is not, just choose the letter you want to believe.

Yu Yu turned his head and saw a monk standing opposite him, he was a little embarrassed, wondering if the other party heard what he said just now?

Ah Qing: What do you mean, you beep so loudly!

"..." Yu Yan slowly buried his face in the shit-shoveling officer's arms, and chose to shut up.

But how could he keep his mouth shut all the time? !

The two sides sat down and began to talk in detail, and it was his home game, so he couldn't be blamed for stealing the spotlight, but the big devil was not good at words, and he had to be sent as a representative to appear on the stage.

Since he is an animal, the other party only prepared a cup of tea.

"Please have some tea."

As soon as the words fell, Xuanshi saw the cat, put its paw into the teacup, dipped it in the tea, and licked it.

Yu Yan noticed that everyone was looking at him, and pondered: "Isn't this cup of tea for me?"

The mysterious master was amused, and poured another glass: "What do you two want to ask?"

"Master, do you know how to look at faces?" Yu Yan immediately moved his head closer: "Of course not at me." He pointed his paw back at his shit-shoveling officer: "Look at his face, is the angle of the sun and the moon right?" Especially full and bright, his parents should still be alive, right?"

Mysterious Master: "..."

The mysterious master wants to turn the table, will you tell the fortune or should I tell the fortune? !

But what this little thing said made sense, he had to nod his head and said: "Just ask if the parents are still alive? They must be alive."

"Oh?" Yu Yan looked at Duan Lin's expression, and the other party squinted his eyes, and he continued to ask: "When and where should we go, so that there is a possibility of reunion?"

For his major, Xuanshi has become numb, is Xuanshi so bad now?

Even a kitten, Xiu, can speak clearly and logically!

Broken Kitten: Yes!Lots on the flyover!Every time I pass by, I get a beep!

Just listen to it and it will work.

Xuanshi looked at Duanlin's face for a moment, then shook his head: "I don't see it very clearly, I want to make a divination."

Yu Yan nodded: "Okay! How many spirit stones will the master charge? I know that the rule of your bank is that you don't lose your money if you don't see it."

"..." The mysterious master took it a little bit seriously, and wanted to ask by the way, does the kitten repair as a teacher?Do you want to enter the industry?

He thought the kitten was a good fit for the job.

Xuanshi made a divination on the table, and since it was not the 64 hexagrams of King Wen that Yu Yu knew, he could no longer interject.

So in the face of Xuanshi's expectant gaze, he could only look out the window, pretending that he was looking at the scenery.

Can't solve it?

The mysterious master seemed to have pulled back a victory, stroked his beard and began to explain the hexagram with a smile.

To put it simply, this matter was originally very bumpy and the road was not smooth, but with the help of noble people, it will eventually be a matter of course.

That's good news.

Xuanshi gave the approximate time and location, and said: "I can't guarantee it, but this time and location are in your favor, so you can try it."

"Does the master look at the life span? How long do you think his life span is?" Yu Yan worried that the big devil would still fall, so he asked impatiently.

However, the mysterious master looked at it carefully, but shook his head and said: "It's hard to say, Your Excellency's cultivation is too advanced, and it has exceeded the scope of my prediction."

Then there is nothing to ask about the big devil, the news he just got is good news, Yu Yan is relaxed, now it is his turn to ask himself!

With a swipe, the little cat stretched its paws in front of the mysterious master: "Master, help me check my palm, and see if I have no worries about food and clothing, and a life of great wealth?"

Mysterious Master: "..."

He can read palms, but can you please give me a hand?

What does Cat's Paw tell him? !

But then again, this cat's paws are white and fat, and its pads are pink and cute. It looks like it is well-raised.

Looking at the shiny and smooth hair on the body, and the kitten's round eyes, it is not difficult to see that it is a well-fed cat.

"That's right, it's the life of having no worries about food and clothing, being rich and powerful." Xuanshi said helplessly.

Yu Yan also heard the helplessness of others, and wrinkled his nose, it turns out that the cat's paws are not good?

Well, he changed back into a human form and let the master look at it again.

"How about this?" Yu Yan's hands are also pampered, white and slender.

Looking at the palm, Xuan Shi was stunned, and said, "Which small world did you come from?"

"Little Thousand World? What is it?" Yu Yan was surprised.

Duanlin was also very surprised to learn about the cat's origin by accident from here, so it turned out to be like this?

That would explain why the cat suddenly appeared at the bottom of Fallen Immortal Cliff, and even he himself couldn't tell his origin.

He explained: "Three thousand great thousand worlds, one thousand small thousand worlds are a middle thousand world, and one thousand middle thousand worlds are a great thousand worlds. Although the worlds we are in are collectively called the lower worlds, there are countless lower worlds. And you come from another lower realm."

Maybe the cat was too young at that time to remember, but how did he get here?

Only chance and coincidence can explain it.

Duan Lin couldn't help hugging the cat to his lap, if it wasn't for that coincidence, he wouldn't have gotten the cat,

Yu Yan also understood that the earth is also a small thousand world, a small thousand world with worse qualifications than the current world.

There is no aura, no practitioners, only evolution and science.

Xuanshi pondered: "If you want to return to the original world, it's not impossible. There are such records in the relevant documents left by the predecessors, just do it."

What he meant was that there had been this kind of time traveler who traveled through the void before, and they had left behind a large amount of literature for future reference.

"No need." Duan Lin frowned immediately, and immediately interrupted Xuan Shi's words: "The cat is not going anywhere."

Yu Yan lost his mind for a moment, so can he go back?

Sigh, he actually misses the earth's food and technology!

In Duanlin's eyes, his ecstasy was a longing for the original world, Duanlin felt uneasy, and said to the mysterious master: "Thank you so much, let's call it a day."

Then he picked up Yu Yan and hurried out the door. Song Pingzhou had been waiting outside the courtyard when he suddenly saw his benefactor looking unhappy and walking in a hurry, as if an unpleasant conversation had taken place inside.

His heart was also up and down: "Senior?"

Duan Lin had no time to take care of him, left a word of farewell, and left by flying boat.

After thinking about the delicacies on Earth, Yu Yan finally came to his senses, hey, why are you on the flying boat?

He asked: "Are we going to find the ancient secret realm now?"

Little did he know that Duanlin didn't think about that at all now, his mind was occupied by the fact that the cat could go back to his own little world.

"You won't go back, will you?" Duan Lin knelt on the flying boat, his arms tightly wrapped around Yu Yan's waist.

This sudden reaction made Yu Yan stunned, feeling like he was going to be strangled!

As for going back... If things happen here in the future, Yu Yan really wants to go back and have a look.

But that must be when the big devil finds his parents, the family of three untie their hearts and reunite, and then Mao Maotou Mountain is on the right track and flourishing day by day.

"Cat?" Without Yu Yan's unhesitating answer, Duan Lin seemed to be rejected, and it was a little hard to accept. It turned out that he was not as good as that Xiaoqian world in the other party's heart. He laughed at himself: "You have always treated this deity What you are hiding is what you did in that little world, right?"

In fact, the cat has wisdom from the very beginning, and the other party entered his cave just to seek shelter.

But Duanlin is still reluctant to blame him, as long as he stays.

Yu Yan hugged the big devil: "Don't get excited, I did hide some things from you, but they are all harmless things."

For example, this small thousand world you stay in is just a book on the earth!

And your fate has been arranged long ago, what a sad thing, Yu Yan never wants to tell the other party.

He wanted to continue to be arrogant and live recklessly.

"I don't allow you to go, you can't go anywhere, you can only stay with me." Duanlin held up the beautiful face of the young demon cultivator, kissed the other's lips, and whispered terrifying words in his mouth: "Maybe I I shouldn't have taken you out in the first place."

They can stay at the bottom of Fallen Immortal Cliff, Lingxiao Cave, for a lifetime.

No matter how noisy and troubled he is outside.

That definitely won't work!

Yu Yan absolutely could not accept Duan Lin not being free, besides, he also tried his best to kiss the other party back, comforting him: "Don't worry, even if I go back, I will... um..."

Yu Yan: Oops, the wording of this sentence is not well organized!

the fat is in the fire.

Hearing the words, Duan Lin seemed to have been stimulated, his devilish energy surged, and the two of them teleported to the familiar attic in an instant.

"No, I didn't mean that! I mean... oh, I won't go back!" Yu Yan didn't care, and Duan Lin was about to cut off his waist. He also explained a claw, denying it before saying: " Don't get excited, let's talk."

"What's there to talk about? This deity should lock you up, you only see things differently..."

Yu Yan: What?Lock me up?

He picked up the pillow and threw it on the big devil, so that Duan Lin had never given up on such a perverted idea: "Duan Lin, if you dare to lock me, I will let you lose all your money!"

Duanlin may not be afraid of the Danyang sword slashing down, not to mention the soft pillow, it can't stop him from plundering.

"I care about you so much, I can do whatever you want, but you think about how to have fun, how to find interesting people to make friends with." Duan Linyou complained angrily and said: "Cat, Have you ever set your eyes on me?"

He was also wronged.

Ouch, he was wronged!

Yu Yu wished he could kick him over, to settle the old score, right? Well, he told him: "I am the master, you are the slave, this is the relationship between us, I let you go to bed with me, it's fine, okay?" Right!? It’s not like I haven’t asked, if you want to be my Taoist partner, it’s you who doesn’t!”

Yu Yan: No matter how good my personality is, I can't bear to be rejected by being ugly again and again.

Speaking of this matter, Duan Lin was also angry, hehe, Mao'er had always treated him with a charity attitude.

Do you want to be his Taoist companion?

With a casual sentence, he was asked to give everything.

"You don't understand at all, but it doesn't matter whether you understand or not, this deity will not let you go." Duan Lin was disheartened, he no longer extravagantly hoped to get that kind of affection from Mao'er, he just wanted to keep her.

There was the sound of ping-pong-pong quarreling in the attic, and the little monsters in the Maomao Building were all petrified.

The king and the king are arguing.

Ah, no, rightly speaking it was a fight.

Because the attic made a babbling sound, the movement was quite loud, and it couldn't stop for a while.

It's terrible.

Yu Yan also felt that it was terrible, why did he get on the bed after arguing and arguing?

So what was the result of the quarrel?

"What do I not understand?" Yu Yan tried his best to maintain a clear logic, and bit the big devil's shoulder, hoping that the pain would keep him awake.

Duanlin: Then why don’t you bite your own arm?

Yu Yan: Because of the pain.

Duan Lin also wanted to bite the cat's white and round shoulder, but he was still reluctant, and just kissed him hard: "You don't understand what it means to be a Taoist couple, and you don't have the affection that a Taoist couple should have for this deity." .”

"Who said there is no?" Yu Yan was forced to have red eyes, his eyes were watery, he beat the big devil who bullied him with his fist and said: "Why would I hang out with you without me? You can't see that many things I do It's for you, not for you, I would have gone to Happy!"

With his charm, sooner or later he will be successful in the cultivation world, okay?

Why follow a big devil with such a bad reputation and be criticized everywhere.

Duanlin also remembered that Maoer had indeed done a lot for himself, not to mention what happened after the bottom of the cliff, if he hadn’t supported him during those days in Lingxiao Cave, he would have already fallen into darkness, and he could no longer look at everything with a normal heart .

"You're so greedy, you want everything, but you don't think it's enough..." Yu Yan grabbed and scratched him with dead hands, and said angrily.

Duan Lin thought to himself, but this deity is this kind of person, if you don't like it, you can only accept it, the only fault is that you fell into my hands.

A happy, fiery mood seemed to be vented out along with that...

Duanlin hugged the delicate young man in a friendly voice, and whispered in his ear to apologize: "Don't be upset, cat, I just heard that you can go back to the world of Xiaoqian, I'm afraid."

Yu Yan shook his head, "husband and wife" don't have any overnight feud, they fight at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed.

We have been together for more than a hundred years, what else can we do, can we still leave?

No, Yu Yan suddenly remembered that he and the big devil didn't have that certificate, not even a Taoist companion.

"So why didn't you agree to be my Taoist companion?" Yu Yan thought to himself, it's so strange that he refused to accept the opportunity to cross the class, but he still likes to be a little slave.

After a contentment, Duan Lin was also calm: "Because this deity feels that you are not sincere, and you are just asking casually."

Yu Yan couldn't help feeling guilty for a while, he did ask casually.

So what, it doesn't make any difference to him whether he is a slave or a Taoist companion.

But this time it seems that he can't be fooled. He played with the big devil and tied the hair tail of the bell, and said seriously: "It's really wrong for you to attack me like this. In fact, I am looking forward to the wedding ceremony between you and me every day. I can’t even sleep well.”