Demon, he has a cat

If Mozun hadn't personally made the bed for the cat to sleep every day, he would have almost believed the other party's words.

Looking forward to sleep well, hum, joke.

But after receiving this sweet talk, Duan Linshu was still called Duan Lin Shu Chang, so he followed the other party's words and said: "Since you are looking forward to it so much, why not hold the wedding ceremony tomorrow?"

Broken Kitten paused while playing with the other party's little bell, and said with embarrassment: "Tomorrow, that's too hasty? We didn't prepare anything, and we didn't notify relatives and friends. This wedding ceremony is a little less interesting."

"Hmph..." Did you show your tail?

Duan Lin's expression was unhappy, he acted like a fool, but it didn't mean he was really a fool.

"I'm serious, don't you want to find your two fathers and let him come to our marriage ceremony?" Yu Yan felt that he was fine, and this was not an excuse: "First start a business and then start a family. In the beginning, how can you fall into the love of children? You were not like this before."

Duanlin was accused of being in love with his sons and daughters, and his expression was particularly exciting. He almost started to reflect on himself. Is this really the case?

Naturally not.

He is not so easily swayed, and it is still a cat's trick to see through in a moment.

Duan Lin had a half-smile but not a smile, and it was written on his face: Just fool me.

The body also exudes the smell of oil and salt, quietly waiting to see how the broken kitten he raised can quibble.

Yu Yan blinked cutely: "It's a custom in my world to invite relatives and friends to participate in the marriage ceremony. Everyone who finds a Taoist partner who will accompany him for a lifetime will spread the word and receive blessings."

When he said this, he lay in the other party's arms quite sadly, and his voice was full of longing and sadness: "You don't allow me to go back, and you refuse to meet my little expectations. I'm sad."

The air was filled with the smell of tears, and the Mozun, who thought he would be hard-hearted just now, immediately surrendered in the face of this sudden situation.

He hugged the cat who seemed to be really sad, and coaxed in a low voice: "Don't cry, cat, please, please, you can do whatever you want."

Yu Yan: "You and I will have a great wedding ceremony, and I hope that all the famous monks in the cultivation world will come to participate. Do I deserve it?"

Duanlin: "..."

He couldn't possibly say unworthy.

This is the beginning of the routine, but I know it but I still have no choice but to nod: "You are naturally worthy."

"With your and my current reputation, do you think the monks in the world will give face? So you need to continue to work hard."

Yu Yan said again: "Although there is no grand marriage ceremony right now, you and I have figured out the way to express our hearts to each other. In the future, you will not misinterpret my feelings and criticize me one by one, right?" After thinking about it, he added another patch: "It's not true, those are all slanders."

The kitty can't bear this kind of grievance.

He doesn't think about having fun all the time, let alone meeting new friends!

He obviously slept and ate, and spent a lot of time stroking furry and accompanying the big devil.

Mozun rubbed his eyebrows: "Yes..."

Yu Yan grinned, victory was just around the corner, let him make a few more rhetoric to reinforce it.

"Duanlin, enough is enough." The guy in his arms rolled his eyes, and Duanlin knew what the other person was thinking.

Duan Lin immediately patted the opponent's buttocks, and knocked out those naughty thoughts in the opponent's mind.

"Oh." Yu Yan was still bare buttocks, and the other party's palm hit it very loudly.

But he didn't dare to say anything, he was wronged today.

Maybe the things that seem nothing to me are the things that Duanlin can't accept.

After all, he made the other party uncomfortable.

The cat obediently lay on his chest, looking like he was reflecting on what he had done wrong, Duan Lin's heart softened when he saw it, and he couldn't bear to say anything to him anymore.

In the final analysis, he was definitely used to this cat developing such a lawless and stubborn character today.

Climb on his head and play wild since childhood, what else is the other party afraid to do?

There is some truth in what I said just now, Duanlin naturally appreciates it.

"Forget it, just do as you say." Duan Lin closed his eyes, his voice indescribably fondling.

His fingers are always lingering on each other, either on the head or on the back.

The broken kitten who was used to being rubbed by him would snore after a while and sleep soundly like a pig.

"..." Duan Lin raised his eyebrows, just this, and he said that he couldn't sleep because of looking forward to it?

Heh, no one can believe the kitten's nonsense.

The little demons on the mountain thought that the king and the king had quarreled, and they were very worried.

But they didn't dare to go to the attic to disturb them, and they couldn't find anyone else to help them. They could only ask the red-crowned crane teacher who came to teach them every day.

After listening to the students' descriptions, Teacher Red-crowned Crane showed a strange expression on his face: "Um, this... Teacher thinks you don't need to worry. They have a good relationship. That's not a quarrel."

Faced with a pair of pure eyes full of curiosity, Teacher Red Crowned Crane blushed and decided to temporarily change today's class to a physiology class.

In case the little demons don't understand anything, how can they find a Taoist companion in the future?

However, not every monk will find a Taoist companion. Teacher Red Crowned Crane does not have a Taoist companion because he is too poor.

"Didn't the king and the king quarrel?"

"that would be great."

Sure enough, not long after, the little demons saw the king and the king making a couple again, and their relationship was still as good as before, and it seemed that it had not been affected in any way.

They were relieved.

The little demons independently elected representatives, and came to report the situation in front of the cat king every now and then.

Or... automatically sent to the door to masturbate the cat king, I don't know if the other party has listened carefully to their report, anyway, masturbating them is quite comfortable?

That is, the king of cats is exposed to both rain and dew. If you masturbate the same small animal twice, he will order it to go down and change the batch next time. To be fair, you can’t always masturbate you alone, right?

The meerkat passed the test, and the little animal that was touched by the king several times: "Hey!"

He will come back next time with a different hairstyle!

When they were in Ten Thousand Demons Valley, the little demons didn't dare to contact the Demon King at all. They had no other thoughts about the Demon King except fear and respect.

It's different in Maomaolou. Dawang is very kind and close to the people. He often plays with them. When they are lucky, they can even kiss Dawang.

There is no little demon who doesn't like such a king.

Duanlin also noticed that his cats are very attractive to small animals, even some animals that are not enlightened, often come to their dojo from the back mountain.

In Yu Yan's words: Small animals have radars, which can determine who is a good guy and who is a bad guy!

Isn't it normal for such a true, kind and beautiful existence to attract small animals?

You must know that when he is free, he will go to the Houshan Lake to catch fish and feed the otters.

Otter: As for your dog-paddle swimming?

It would be nice not to grab fish from them!

Well, the reason Yu Yan was able to catch fish was because he ordered Dan Yang and Maomaojian to help him catch it.

He can't eat fish, so he won't compete with otters.

When Yu Yan got hungry, he went to pick up mushrooms, and then begged the big devil to roast them for him.

Roasted shiitake mushrooms are also a must!

Poisonous mushrooms that grow together with shiitake mushrooms: In fact, roasted poisonous mushrooms are also delicious. You can try roasting my children and grandchildren, and I guarantee that you will want to eat them again.

Yu Yan: ...

Poisonous mushrooms do not suffer from me.

Duanlin is responsive to his requests, a majestic demon king, and often roasts mushrooms in the back mountain with his sleeves rolled up.

"The mushrooms are so fragrant, why don't we use the roasted mushrooms to go to the Ten Thousand Bone Cave to attract Qilinzi?"

Duan Lin didn't answer, because he thought the cat was just joking.

As a result, the cat looked at him seriously, as if waiting for him to praise the idea as a good one.

Duanlin: "..."

He wanted to say that it was a unicorn, not a wild cat.

"I think my idea is brilliant! Quickly bake two more skewers!" Yu Yan was no longer obsessed with getting approval, he thought it was good anyway.

"Okay." Duan Lin pretended to be fooling around with him.

Duanlin would bet that these bunches of grilled shiitake mushrooms might have been eaten by the cat himself on the way.

He was right in guessing that the Ten Thousand Bone Cave was quite far away, and if he rushed there in the usual way, he would not be able to reach it in a while.

Yu Yan looked at the roasted shiitake mushrooms from time to time, thinking that eating a bunch of mushrooms should not be a problem, just leave a bunch for the kirinzi.

And the other party might still be an egg, what kind of grilled shiitake mushrooms can be eaten with an egg?

The Ten Thousand Bone Cave, as its name suggests, is covered with white bones everywhere, some are human bones, some are animal bones.

At first glance, under the gray sky, it looked very shocking.

The weather here is always different, it seems to be a corner abandoned by the normal world, always haunted by dark clouds and lightning that cannot go away.

How could Qilin like living in this kind of place?

Duan Lin said: "It is said that unicorns like to devour lightning and evil spirits. Choosing to live in this kind of place is probably the same as you choose to live by the water, it is for food."

In the beginning, cats came along the current.

"It's so scary here." Yu Yan glanced at the bones on the ground with horror, and didn't dare to go down at all.

He didn't want to touch the bones with his flesh pads.

Duan Lin looked as usual, and walked into this desolate land without any discomfort.

Yu Yan even felt that, using this place as the background, it was quite a foil to Duanlin. After all, there were quite a few monks who died at the opponent's hands in those years....

Dan Yangjian seemed to be particularly relaxed when he came to this kind of place, but Ah Qing and Yu Yan were equally uncomfortable. They were both pacifists and needed love and sunshine.

Unlike Duanlin and Danyang, who grew up in killing and blood.

Maomaojian hid behind Danyang's buttocks, and the spikes of the sword fluttered in the wind, swaying back and forth just like his mood.

From time to time, lightning pierced the sky, followed by harsh or muffled thunder.

In addition to the white bones, there are many huge caves here, staring at the passing pedestrians like big eyes, and no one knows what is inside.

Yu Yan loves to drill holes. He used to think that holes were the cutest things in the world. Now, with his claws firmly grasping the shit-shoveling officer's clothes, no one would want him to go to the ground!

"This thunder and lightning is a bit unusual." Duan Lin held Yu Yan with one hand, walked on top of the dead bones, his robes fluttering.

He suddenly looked at the sky and said something.

"What's unusual?"

Duanlin thought for a while, and said slowly: "I have encountered strange beasts appearing in this world before, and the situation is similar to this time."

"Qilinzi?" Yu Yan's first reaction was, could it be that they came at the right time, as Qilinzi was just about to come into the world?

"I don't know, just go and see."

This Ten Thousand Bone Cave is quite vast, and a lot of monks have already gathered in the center where the thunder and lightning gather.

And they are not ordinary monks, Yu Yan has sharp eyes, and he immediately recognized the people of Jianzong.

Another very conspicuous young talent, looks quite imposing, followed by a group of older monks, could it be Gu Xuanche?

Qilinzi is the target of their sect, and it is likely to be them.

Duan Lin didn't want to meet them, so he hid his breath and watched from the outside.

The young monk at the head was indeed Gu Xuanche, and he wanted this unicorn for his father.

Gu Zhenghao has not yet come out after 300 years of retreat, obviously a breakthrough has encountered a bottleneck.

Few people know that Qilinzi can not only devour thunder and evil spirits, but also devour inner demons.If Gu Xuanche can get Qilinzi, he will definitely be able to help his father.

And now that Qilinzi is about to come out, Yan Tianzong is bound to win.

Gu Xuanche looked coldly at those monks who wanted a share of the pie, and said: "Thousands of years ago, I, Yan Tianzong, led all the disciples, fought bloody battles for three days and three nights, and only after losing troops and generals did we take down the mother unicorn. You promised Qilinzi to be owned by Yan Tianzong, why do you want to go back on it now?"

"Heh, it wasn't us who made the promise at that time. Even the promise made by our sect has nothing to do with us. This action is a personal act." Soon a monk said.

Yu Yan, who was eavesdropping, smiled crookedly: Oh ho ho ha ha, what a behavior, Maomao Zici!

Gu Xuanche: "In this way, you are going to confront us with swords and refuse to give in? Then do you know that for a unicorn, you may die and injure countless, is it worth it?"

He said: "Instead of getting bloody, why don't you give in and get some magic weapons and spirit stones, how about that?"

How could all the monks not know that the fight would definitely be a river of blood, but who doesn't want a unicorn?

No matter how many magic weapons and spirit stones, can it compare with Qilin Zi?

The group of monks said: "No need to say more about Gu's palm print, we know that your sect is very powerful, but this Qilin son, whoever can get it! We also have the right to compete!"

Yu Yan: Yes, it's rolling, rolling it up, it won't kill him!

Duanlin glanced at the excited cat in his arms, wondering why he was so excited?

It's not him who is confronting the two sides...

Duanlin knew that the cat also wanted the unicorn, maybe it just wanted to take an animal back to raise, but Duanlin didn't care, the cat went to snatch it if it wanted it.

"The deity will go grab that unicorn in a while, you stay here obediently, you can't leave Danyang an inch, understand?" Duan Lin said.

Yu Yan nodded: "Alright, great king!"

Duanlin found him...to find a stone pile without bones, otherwise the cat would not come down to the ground.

He said with a smile: "You are so repulsive to the bones, it seems that you don't need the deity to tell you, and you won't run around."

That's hard to say.

Yu Yan's eyes flicked around, looking for a place where he could parkour.

After a while, how could he watch the shit shovel officer fight bloody alone, of course he wanted to occupy the high ground, raise their flag of Lingxiao Cave, and wave a shout to the opponent.

Only in this way can all the monks in the world know how powerful Lingxiao Cave is, so that they will be able to invite people to their wedding ceremony in the future.

After repeatedly instructing the cat, the big devil finally showed up to be Cheng Yaojin, not to mention how fierce the reaction of those monks was, they couldn't beat the big devil anyway.

Yu Yan watched the thunder and lightning in the sky getting denser and denser. At first, they spread out to fight on the ground, but then they became more and more concentrated.

The cat who had promised to be obedient just now, kicked his hind legs onto another pile of rocks. He was just a warm-up move, and he looked naive. Neither Danyang nor Maomaojian paid attention to it.

"I'm going to start it, you follow carefully." After Yu Yan said this, he shook his buttocks, and his chubby body jumped out.

The target is exactly where the lightning is concentrated.

The two nannies realized that they lost sight of the baby, and hurriedly followed!

"Break the kitten, what do you want to do?!" Ah Qing was very anxious, this place is dangerous, why do you want to cut the kitten!

Yu Yan who was advancing like lightning: "Of course I took advantage of their fight to seize the treasure. I am the final big winner, oh ho ho ho... ah!"

Suddenly there was a scream of a broken kitten in the air, and the two swords trembled in fright.

"What’s wrong with you?!"

Broken kitten: "It's okay, I chased after another small animal."

"Just tell you not to run so fast..." With such a fast speed, that innocent little animal must have ascended to heaven.

"?" The severed kitten that was chased after.

It was he who was rear-ended!The other party is fully responsible!