Demon, he has a cat

All kittens who have just picked up the full moon know that kittens really can’t excrete on their own, they need a little gentle stimulation.

"QAQ!" But Yu Yan absolutely does not need this kind of stimulation.

He was out of food, even if the big devil stimulated him from morning to night, he would not be able to fulfill the other party's expectations.So he felt that he was doomed, and this time he must be exposed.

Even the Emperor and Lao Tzu could not save him.

No matter how much Yu Yan resisted in his heart, what should come will still come, he watched helplessly as the big devil wrapped a cloth towel around his finger, soaked it in hot water, and wanted to attack the weak, pitiful and helpless himself.

"Why are you trembling? I'm not going to kill you." The other party said dissatisfied. After so many days, isn't it familiar enough?

Duan Lin really didn't like the way the hairy ball was afraid of him.

Yu Yan: I don't want to tremble either, but my strength must allow it!

Anyone who knows that he is going to be immortal soon, can't he shake it?Woohoo, there is no chance if you don't shake.

"Don't be afraid, I'm going to start." The big devil wanted to let him know abnormally before he started.

I saw that the other party comforted the cat's pitifully small legs with one hand to prevent him from kicking around, and reached for the base of its tail with the other hand.

In view of the embarrassment of the scene, Yu Yan had no choice but to close his eyes, not to listen, not to see, not to think, whatever he wanted to do, there would be no results anyway, ah no, there would be results, such as his pretending to be a cat.

Then die.

Because Yu Yan is too small now, it is difficult to find even the place to excrete, so the big devil moved a little closer, it was really gentle and serious, and it was unbelievably warm.

It even gave birth to a faint longing in Yu Yan: If only I were really a cat, I would definitely follow him for the rest of my life.

Ah no, it is to let the other party serve him wholeheartedly.

But that too was just a dream.

Hope to have a good birth in the next life, woo woo woo.

Just when Yu Yan was thinking wildly, even thinking about what to do in his next life, the other party's fingertips turned on which switch of Yu Yan, he couldn't help but froze, he stepped on Duan Lin's face excitedly, and then He shook his tail tremblingly a few times.

Seeing this, Duanlin quickly caught it with a cloth towel, and quickly leaned back to prevent this stupid thing from slapping him in the face.

That Jiu Shao didn't lie to him, and actually did it.

Duan Lin heaved a sigh of relief, and then secretly blamed himself, he couldn't imagine that if he neglected this small detail, would the cat die because of it?

"..." Yu Yan was distracted, his mind was full of thoughts, what am I doing?What did I do just now!

There was a coquettish smell in the room, reminding Yu Yan what he did just now.But how is this possible?

Ahhhhh, swaying all over the place in front of Duanlin like that...

"Tsk, this piss must be the nectar you drank greedily." Duan Lin was very abnormal, and shook the cloth towel.

"...!" Yu Yan hugged his paw face-to-face, but it was wrong, he remembered that although 'Yu Yan' was a mediocre cultivation bag, he could build a foundation under the accumulation of everyone's medicine.But no matter what, he is still a foundation cultivator, and he has already bigued.

It's really wrong, Yu Yan felt that something must have happened to him, but he didn't know it.

"Comfortable?" Duan Lin poked at the soft hair ball, and saw that the other party was lying still after being relieved, and the corners of his mouth could not help but playfully curled up.

Those who didn't know thought he was reminiscing about that kick just now.

comfortable hell...

Yu Yan was thinking about something, something very important.But he has no way to prove it now, so it is useless to think about it.

It's just that the original book has too little ink on "Yu Yan", and the whole article only writes about how "Yu Yan" is domineering and mindless, like a shit stick.Not much useful detail is written at all.

It has been emphasized several times that Yu Yan has alien blood, and his appearance is actually more beautiful than that of the real Lingya.

What is this alien blood?

Could it be a bobcat or something?

Anyway, Yu Yan, the cat, thinks that the cat's body and temperament are top-notch. If there is really cat blood, then it is normal for him to be better than Lingya.

Mao Tuan'er showed fatigue and stopped interacting with people.Duanlin put him on the couch and let him sleep by himself.As for the cat litter specially prepared during the day, it seems that it is only useful for napping.

Duanlin is the realm of the Demon Lord, and one step ahead is the Demon Emperor. Except for a short sleep after drunkenness, the rest of the time does not fall asleep.

Before picking up Yu Yan, the big devil Duan Lin had neglected to practice for a while.Because it's too boring, and I don't have much motivation to practice.

As for picking up Yu Yan, there is even less motivation.What's the meaning of practicing, it's more interesting to watch the kitten sleep.

So for the next period of time, Yu Yan opened his eyes and closed his eyes with Duan Lin's face. The other party seemed to have calculated when he would wake up, and then appeared in front of him immediately to give him a sense of presence.

Yu Yan followed the big devil, planting flowers and spiritual valleys every day, brewing wine and nectar, drinking tea and playing chess, anyway, he has never seen Duanlin practice!

This is definitely not good news.

From the perspective of death, if you don't practice, you won't be able to get out, and maybe someone more powerful will come in and take over, so what should you do?

But Yu Yan didn't worry too much about Duanlin, he knew that a monk would break in soon, and bring a very explosive news, which stimulated the big devil who was playing Maosangzhi to work hard.

It was another day, the big devil cut down a piece of bamboo and made a cat teasing stick out of it.This is not an ordinary bamboo, it is a purple golden bamboo transplanted from the Western Paradise, and it may have heard the Buddha and Bodhisattva chanting scriptures, and it has its own spiritual blessing.

The feathers are not ordinary feathers, but precious phoenix feathers, and the bright colors are more beautiful.

And that crisp little bell was made by the big devil himself using a rare piece of extraterrestrial gold and stone, and it actually took a few days?

No need, really no need.

However, the finished product is very delicate, and it is obviously silver in appearance, but it exudes colorful brilliance.

Even Yu Yan really likes it, if a real kitten owns this cat teasing stick, it must be the happiest kitten in the world.

Playing the end of the cat's death, not only made a cat teaser, but also made a little mouse that can run, and a cat climbing frame suitable for small milk cat activities, etc.

In less than a month, his ashram turned into a paradise for cats, filled with things belonging to Yu Yan everywhere, how can it be seen that this is the cave of immortals.

This made Yu Yan feel more and more: Ha, this is my territory.

"Come here, try this." Duanlin hooked his hand to Yu Yan who was playing with a small ball on the cat climbing frame, and he might have done something good again.

Yu Yan ran down excitedly, only to find that Duan Lin was holding a steelyard in his hand, and he had a big question, how could the big devil be so useless?

But the complaints are all complaints, and he sat in the basket obediently. In fact, he also wanted to know how much he weighed.

Are you gaining weight these days?

Duanlin looked at the engravings on the scale, and raised his eyebrows dissatisfiedly: "I have raised you for a full month, and you have only grown less than half a catty. You should reflect on it carefully, why is this?"

Yu Yan: ...

Duanlin: "Because you eat less and still grumble, eat a few small fish for a night, and eat a flat peach for a long time, tsk."

Yes, all the above are correct.

But Yu Yan still felt that he was wronged, he was already bigu, so he wouldn't be hungry, okay?

Eating is because you are greedy, but no matter how greedy you are, eating a little will satisfy your hunger.No matter how delicious flat peaches are, I don’t want to eat them every day, Yu Yan blinked innocently in protest: “Meow.”

I don't agree.

"Huh? Talk back?" The big devil looked at him and taught him a lesson.

Yu Yan thought to himself, how dare I, I am obviously sophistry!

No matter in the world of cultivating immortals or wherever, the most depressing thing for parents of furry children must be that their little furry children do not grow flesh.

After raising it for a month, it has grown to less than half a catty, and even the Demon Lord who swept across the Nine Continents will not be able to stand it, and his defenses are a bit broken.

"I wanted to feed you slowly, let you follow the way of all things, and grow naturally. But with your virtue, how can this deity allow you to grow naturally?"

With this tone, it seems that Yu Yan's lack of fat is Yu Yan's own fault!

In short, the big devil didn't want to take it easy any longer, so he directly found a lot of alchemy utensils from the Qiankun bag, and prepared to refine some suitable pills for stupid things.

At this point, Duanlin's ultimate goal is not to hope that Yu Yu will become a demon cultivator or something, he just hopes that the stupid thing will be strong and strong, and will continue to live, not to die easily.

After raising these days, even a dog has feelings.

Yu Yan:?

Thinking of this, Duan Lin withdrew his thoughts, glanced at Yu Yan who was obediently squatting beside him watching the excitement: "I haven't opened the furnace for alchemy for a long time, it's a good thing for you."

Yu Yan: Oh, I'm so touched.

This sentence is true.

To be honest, apart from my preconceived fears at the beginning, Duanlin, the shit-shoveler, is obviously excellent.I can feel that the other party really loves cats.

Anyway, now Yu Yan is no longer afraid of death, as long as he is still in the form of a cat, even if he steps on the opponent's head to pee, it will be fine.

Stop, don't mention the dark history of that screwdriver.

Yu Yan likes watching alchemy the most. As a furry animal, he feels that staying at the door of the stove at night will make him feel warmer.

With alchemy, he can stay up all night without sleep!

There was an itchy chuckle in his ear, but it was from Duan Lin, because he thought Yu Yan's concentration on the stove was cute.

This is similar to the fact that parents think that the picture of staring at the driver's master excavator with relish is cute.

The mood is the same.

But usually, Yu Yan can't last until dawn, every time he wakes up at dawn, he finds himself in Duanlin's arms, sleeping on his back, drooling.

It is easy to guess that Duanlin practiced alchemy with one hand last night, while holding him with the other.Although Yu Yan knew that his small body would not make Duan Lin's hands numb, but he still felt a bit of guilt in his heart!

So he planned to be nice to Duanlin, for example, to share half of the dried fish that he was tired of eating.

"..." When it was time to eat small dried fish again, Yu Yan secretly sighed inwardly, the taste of this 'old recipe' could no longer attract his picky taste.

But how to avoid the fate of being force-fed?

It's not difficult, Yu Yan took the small dried fish in his mouth and enthusiastically sent it to Duan Lin's mouth, and sincerely wrote in his big watery eyes: Family, I'll eat it for you!

The devil didn't know what was going on in the little cat's heart, so his eyebrows were raised in surprise, and he looked down at the little fish and said, "You want to... give it to the deity to eat?"

"Meow!" Congratulations on getting it right!

The prize, a small fish!

The flattered big devil showed his face and smiled, this moment can be described as peerless, Yu Yan was stunned.But the other party was not fooled by him, and in the next second, he said the coldest words in the gentlest voice: "You eat by yourself."

Yu Yan: ...

I don't know good people!This is a gift, do you know the gift? !

The little cat refused to eat the dried fish, insisting on giving it to him, so Duan Lin stared at him with big eyes: "Is this dried fish not delicious?"

The little kitten paused, thinking how could this shit shoveler be so smart?

Duan Lin finally picked up one, put it into his mouth, and tasted it slowly.It is said that after being roasted by his fire, the meat quality and taste are excellent, without any problems.

Duan Lin looked at Yu Yan, puzzled, did this stupid thing just want to share it with him?

Help consume one, great!

Yu Yan took another one in his mouth and gave it to Duanlin: Congratulations, you won the lottery, here comes another meow!

Ending: ...

In view of the other party's habit of hiding private houses, Duan Lin didn't believe that the cat was sharing with him, but it seemed to let him eat leftovers.

The taste of dried fish is fine, but Mao Tuan'er doesn't want to eat it. There is only one reason, he is tired of eating it.

Duan Lin made a see-through smile, but he didn't care about it.

I just thought of a way to reprocess the dried fish and make it into nectar-flavored dried fish.

The savory taste turned into a sweet taste.

Yu Yan at the beginning: Tsk, even if you make flowers, I won’t eat a bite.

Later Yu Yan: Hehehehe, I hope to make this flavor of dried fish tomorrow, please.

Duan Lin watched him eat with satisfaction, but knew that this little bastard would get tired of eating sooner or later, so he sent a voice transmission to Jiu Shao: "Please help me get a volume of Taishang Cooking Classics."

Jiu Shao: "..."

Jiu Shao felt that Duan Lin was going crazy, even if he wasn't there yet, it would be soon.