Demon, he has a cat

Duanlin also felt that he was crazy, otherwise how could he be so devoted to raising a kitten.

But I have to say that since raising this little thing, his lonely life seems to have been filled wonderfully.

Duan Lin seldom thinks about those annoying past, even if he drinks, he just tastes it.

Sunrise and sunset are no longer boring, Duanlin is looking forward to the arrival of another season, when there will be more sunshine, and it will not be as rainy as it is now.

Although the rain in the sky had atomized before it fell, the sky was still gray, and even Yu Yan didn't like to go out for running and jumping, and at most stood on the plank road to enjoy the wind.

Suddenly Yu Yan heard a melodious flute sound, he looked up and saw the big devil standing beside him at some point, playing the flute leisurely.

It's very eye-catching!

And the melody of that voice is like fairy music, although Yu Yan doesn't understand music, he thinks it sounds good, better than any music he has ever heard.

I could also hear gentleness and peace from it. Is this the current state of mind of the big devil?It's unimaginable.

I really didn't expect Duanlin to have musical talent, he can be called capable of both literature and martial arts, so excellent.

After Duan Lin played a song, he lowered his flute and teased Yu Yan with the tassels on the tail, this doting profile also disappeared.

And the little cat didn't want to pick up on it at all, and the other party's action indicated that he wanted to lick the cat.

Yu Yan was very helpless, he could only reluctantly raise his paw to perfunctory.

Brush up, well, today's exercise is over, Yu Yan thought to himself, I'm great!

Ending: ...

Duan Lin's keen five senses told himself that this cat was definitely perfunctory.

"Tsk, don't you like playing with this deity anymore?" He was careless on the face, and secretly calculating in his heart.

But it doesn't matter, the big devil directly hugged the cat in his hands, rubbed and played with it in a retaliatory way, ran his fingers all over the other's body, and said maliciously: "Scream, even if you scream, no one will come to save you."

Yu Yan, whose fur was all messed up, secretly rolled his eyes crazily, "Help me, what a naive big devil!"

After getting along for so many days, he has already decided to expel Duan Lin from the exorcism certificate, and the other party is not worthy of the title of big devil at all.

But it has to be said that Duan Lin's cat stroking skills are still top-notch, and Yu Yan feels very comfortable being licked by him, so he doesn't resist at all.

Probably the big devil has never heard of it, if you can’t resist, just enjoy this sentence, Yu Yan thought while stretching his limbs, indulged in it, and soon snored.

Jiu Shao sorted out several volumes of kitchen scriptures, and sent them to the bottom of Fallen Immortal Cliff together with cooking utensils, ingredients and seasonings.

Since Duanlin would not see him, he didn't bother to put his hot face on his cold butt, so he just put it in the hole and left.

The monks outside knew that Jiu Shao had gone to the bottom of Fallen Immortal Cliff again, and their reactions were similar to the last time, and they began to speculate on what Palace Mistress Wuji was doing to find Duan Lin.

It can't be a trivial matter this time, can it?

Something is wrong, Duanlin Demon has been moving frequently recently, very strange.

Not long after it came out, oh, I just went to give away kitchen scriptures.

Duanlin Demon has been fasting thousands of years ago, what do you need these things for?

"Didn't he raise a cat before?" The last time Palace Master Wuji sent the fry for the cat, this time it was probably for the cat too.

People who were discussing in the market said: "It is so favored, I don't know what kind of god cat there is in the sky..."

"I don't think so..." Some smart monks felt that this was an appearance that paralyzed everyone, and that the Demon Lord Duanlin must be planning something big.

Just wait and see, cats are just a cover-up.

To put it bluntly, even if all the living things in the world are dead, the head of Duanlin may not care, would he care about a mere cat?

Indeed, Duan Lin doesn't care whether the living things in the world are dead or not, but he cares about whether Yu Yan's meal is good or not, and whether he has enough food to fill his stomach?

Yu Yan followed Duan Lin out of the cave to pick up the courier, ah no, to pick up the package... Forget it, they all mean the same thing anyway.

To be precise, he didn't follow, he was carried away by Duanlin, more than five meters away, this guy likes to hug him.

It is said that he thought he was walking too slowly, but Yu Yan was not stupid, he felt that he wanted to hug a cat at the end of his life.

When he reached the entrance of the cave, seeing so many good things, Yu Yan jumped out of Duan Lin's arms.

Duanlin was startled by this, and he said with a dark face: "You cat..." He is tall and proud, jumping from his arms is not low.

Duanlin checked Yu Yan's legs, and let him go after confirming that his limbs were not damaged. At the same time, he lightly threatened: "Next time you will be so naughty, and I will lock you in the room."

"Meow..." I know.

Yu Yan stared at the courier, shit shoveler, hurry up, unpack the courier!

Seeing that the one in front turned out to be an oven made of stone, Yu Yan began to salivate.He has long been tired of eating a single food every day for a while, and misses the modern barbecue teppanyaki very much.

This oven can be used for both teppanyaki and barbecue, isn't it perfect?

Yu Yan also smelled the smell of fresh meat, his small body got into a pile of materials, and he found the meat box with a very keen sense of smell.

He tried his best to drag the box in, and the way he worked hard with his butt pouted made people laugh.

"Okay, don't make any trouble, let me do it." Duan Lin's tone was somewhat disgusted, he directly picked up the hair ball and put it on top, and started to deal with the pile of things by himself.

Yu Yan lay on the meat box, desperately hinting at the big devil: "Meow meow meow." The little cat wants to eat this tonight, can you arrange it?

"It's up to you." Duan Lin touched his body.

Yu Yan: Bah!I was taken advantage of again.

A gentleman stays away from the kitchen, but if it is for his own cat, he can grow a few taels of meat next month, and it is not impossible to compromise.

However, his compromise is to recover the cost.

At night, beautiful lanterns are lit up around the ashram, one after another, illuminating the whole ashram beautifully.

There are still some flowers in the flower field that have not been picked, because Yu Yan likes to look at them, and he can't bear to have them picked up as soon as they bloom to make flower wine, how beautiful they are kept.

In this way, the whole dojo has a breath of life.

Under Yu Yan's strong request, Duanlin had no choice but to keep a small piece. He himself doesn't like flowers, but he still likes the picture of the cat walking among the flowers.

Yu Yan: If you have a smart phone, I guarantee you like it better.

It seems a bit pitiful to think about Duanlin like this. It is impossible to take pictures of cats, let alone record videos.

Happiness is more than a million points less?

The oven sent by Jiu Shao was placed on the stone table, with a charcoal fire burning underneath, and the meat on the oven was sizzling.

Yu Yan squatted on the table, eagerly waiting for the meat.

In his cognition, it is enough for the meat to be roasted almost cooked, and it is completely edible, but the big devil has no tendency to accept the meat at all, so he is anxious to death.

The barbecue keeps making noises, sizzling, sizzling.

Every note is tempting the little cat to commit a crime, and the little cat can't help stretching out its claws to hook the flesh.

"Huh?" Duanlin looked at him with dignity, raised his hand to cover his paws: "I have bathed you twice today, do you want to bathe a third time?"

Besides, the oven is hot, so this little cat doesn't need claws anymore?

"Meow!" Yu Yan retracted his paw innocently and licked it, thinking, if you can't do it, why don't you let others do it yourself.

But it's actually not that bad. What they are grilling now is a kind of deep-sea fish, which is very rich in fat. If it is not charred a little, it will get greasy easily.

Facts proved that Duan Lin was right, after he cut open the fish that was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, dipped it in some sauce and tasted a piece, he felt that the taste was suitable for the hairy balls in his mouth, so he fed it to Yu Yan.

Yu Yan had eaten it and it was quite delicious, so he swallowed his dissatisfaction and began to eat it.

"Slow down, no one will grab you." Duan Lin said.

After eating the long-lost taste of 'hometown', Yu Yan couldn't help but eat a little more. Fortunately, Duan Lin found that his stomach was round, and he forcefully snatched the food away, and he was not allowed to eat any more.

He noticed that the kitty smelled of oily smoke, but Duanlin really didn't want to wash it for him, so he made a random cleaning method to fool him.

Moreover, Mao Tuan'er had already started to feel sleepy and dozed off, yawning continuously, and maybe fell asleep in the middle of washing.

Eating barbecue was very happy, but in the middle of the night, Yu Yan woke up with a stomachache and felt something rolling in his stomach.

He meowed helplessly, his anger was like gossamer.

Duanlin was looking at the jade slips, heard the sound and quickly rushed to his side, but he didn't know that he had a stomachache, so he just said: "Why did you wake up in the middle of the night? It's rare."

In the past, this pig would sleep until dawn: "What are you doing with your stomach up? Is it too full?"

Duanlin said while gently rubbing the other person's belly with his fingers, this rubbing didn't matter, Yu Yan let out a painful meow.

My limbs were all tensed, it was so painful.

Only then did Duan Lin realize that something was wrong, and asked in a low voice with concern: "What's wrong with you, what's wrong with you?"

Thinking that it was impossible for the cat to talk to him, he moved swiftly, took out a elixir from the Qiankun bag, and fed it to Yu Yu.

This medicine is analgesic, but it is a symptomatic medicine.

Under the comfort of the elixir, Yu Yan's stomach immediately changed from a stomach ache to a bloated stomach: "...!" He wanted a basin of cat litter.

But since he had never had this need before, there was no cat litter box in the cave at all.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." He had no choice but to go out of the cave by himself.

"Where are you going?" Duan Lin frowned, it was the first time he was uncomfortable facing the cat, he couldn't say he was not in a hurry, but he didn't dare to stop Yu Yan.

Fortunately, Duan Lin quickly understood Yu Yan's meaning: "Are you going to the dojo?" He paused, then flew down with the other party in his arms.

On the ground, Yu Yan ran into the flowers in a hurry.

Duanlin stood outside in a daze, when he heard the sound of the cat's paw digging the soil.

Not long after, there was a faint puffing sound, and he understood all this.

The stinky hair ball turned out to be a stomachache.

Duan Lin was clearly distressed, but he said unforgivingly: "Tsk, I have already warned you, if you don't listen, this time you will learn a lesson."

Let's see if he dares to eat Hesse next time.

There is also this small flower field. I am afraid that the spiritual plants planted in the future will not be usable, so let's just put it as an ornamental.

A few minutes later, Yu Yan finally came out briskly from the flowers, and then he saw Duan Lin's face with a bit of high blood pressure, why did he shave his paws black.

He doesn't care if the shit-shoveling officer is happy or not.

"..." The big devil who wanted to be lazy today had no choice but to take the dirty bastard back and help him take the third bath of the day.

After sleeping for several hours before, Yu Yan not only didn't feel sleepy after taking a bath, but he was also so energetic that his eyes lit up.

But this point is not suitable for running around in the cave, Yu Yan decided to do something else, such as watching jade slips with the big devil.

He swaggered up to Duanlin Nayujian's arm and lay on his stomach, looking up in a dignified manner.

Ah, this...how come I don't know a single word?

Yu Yan was very surprised. Although the characters in front of him were square characters, they seemed to be very ancient characters.

This made his heart itch. What the big devil is looking at must be a high-level exercise. It would be great if he could learn a little secretly.

Now I don't know the words, what a fart.

Duan Lin stared at Mao Tuan'er's earnest little head, and said with great interest, "What are you looking at? This is the character of the ancient country, and your ancestors may not have been born when the country was destroyed."

The implication is: You can't understand, don't force yourself.

If Yu Yan was a human being now, he might be embarrassed, but now that he is a cat, he is not embarrassed at all.

Maybe Yu Yan's earnestness moved the big devil, the other party paused, and even read out the content on the jade slip.

When encountering obscure places, I also specially interpret one or two, just like telling an allusion, a vivid little story.

Of course, even if it is not obscure, Yu Yan can't understand it, after all, he was originally an idiot, and he himself is not a material for cultivating immortals.

But Duan Lin's voice is very nice, warm and deep, relaxed and lazy.

In addition to reading the jade slips, he also caresses Yu Yan's body from time to time, giving the snow-white cat in his arms all the tenderness that makes people feel that he is dying.