My lord auspicious? !
Chapter 12 Who is Lao Tzu?
Yan Chengxia heard Zhen Xiaozhu's whisper, and his eyes were as bright as two high-power light bulbs. "You...you think so too?" He excitedly grabbed Zhen Xiaozhu's hand.
Zhen Xiaozhu slapped that guy's hand vigorously, "Let it go! You are so courageous. Not only did you sneak up on the emperor's wall, but you also dared to touch the old man's hand."
"Why can't you touch it?" Yan Chengxia asked curiously.
Zhen Xiaozhu patted his chest: "Open your eyes and see clearly..."
Yan Chengxia worked hard to widen his eyes.
"The emperor is my husband!" Zhen Xiaozhu's chest slapped loudly.
very! ?Yan Chengxia was dumbfounded?He has heard of the husband and father-in-law, but what the hell is the husband?
Don't understand!Just to bully you for not understanding!Xiaozhu Zhen smiled triumphantly, like a sinister little fox.
"Husband...what do you mean?" Yan Chengxia asked shamelessly.
?
"Uh..." Xiaozhu Zhen nodded his head, "This... this... is the meaning of food and clothing parents. I, I am a palace man, and the emperor is naturally my food and clothing parents."
"Oh! Then the emperor is the husband of all the people in the world!" Yan Chengxia is very good at drawing inferences.
Puchi ~ Handsome almost didn't laugh out loud.The ancients were easy to fool!
Yan Chengxia looked at him and smiled gently: "Which palace do you work in?"
"Why are you asking this?" Handsome was on guard against him.
"It's nothing...we're all acquaintances, let's talk if we have nothing to do." Yan Chengxia said.Yingjun thought: If I reveal my identity, what should I do if this guy comes to pester me in the future?It's fine if he just hangs around, but if I ask Lao Tzu for money, I don't want blood!
"What do you say, I tell you that I have spent all the money you gave me, you, you don't want to go back." Zhen Xiaozhu said roguely.
"Those! You can spend it if you want it, if you don't ask for it!" Yan Chengxia said with a smile.
"Oh!" I felt relieved now.But he thought about it again, and quickly folded his hands in a defensive posture: "I, I, I am the emperor's man...you can't make up my mind."
Yan Chengxia was taken aback, the emperor's man?Um!Forget it barely, make up your mind?He looked up and down the clever, cute and beautiful little girl in front of him... He forgot if he didn't mention it...
"Don't worry! How dare I have that kind of thought!" Yan Chengxia said with a cool smile.He will only act accordingly!
"Then we have an appointment. Three meows are the signal: one long, one short, and one spring. I will come to see you when I hear the signal." Yingjun said.
"Fat spring?" Yan Chengxia frowned.
"Oh! It's like "Wow, wow, wow~~"" Master Zhen's voice was vivid.
Yan Chengxia had a constipated expression on his face. "Don't bother! Just tell me which palace you are in!"
"Don't you think this is interesting enough? We're both down in the world, so why meet each other before. Let's keep each other a little bit mysterious?" Zhen Xiaozhu suddenly had a melancholy expression on his face.
Yan Chengxia nodded. "Well, let's make an appointment to meet here at Xushi every day. See you there or leave. How about not using that signal?"
Zhen Xiaozhu smiled cleverly, "Okay!" I promise you first and then let you go!The young master is very busy every day, how can I have time to accompany you on a date?Even if you want to date, you have to be as beautiful as the fat lady—female!Notice!female!
Handsome turned his face away and forgot to agree to the promise of the silly guard, and slept until he woke up naturally the next day. When he woke up, he was served by the eunuchs and began to tell stories. This time the opening eight was "Swordsman".
From eight to three o'clock in the afternoon, I ate a good blood swallow to moisten my throat, and the little master continued to eat eight.Until the dinner is ready, the young master waved his hand: "Here it is! You write slowly, I will rest for a few days, and then continue after finishing writing. You can't do this every day, it will kill you..."
Mo Shaofei quickly wrote down the plot of the story, "You also know that people will die. We are rushing day and night, why don't we see your sympathy?"
"Bah!" Yingjun smiled and kicked his leg, "Remember! I'm the boss and you are the employees! The boss oppresses the employees—it's only right and proper. If you don't accept it, the Labor Department will sue me!"
Mo Shaofei gave him a blank look, "Why are you talking nonsense. Look at you, you are no different from a rascal in the market, how could the emperor choose you to be the young master!"
"Xiao Fei!" Shao Hong hurriedly pushed Mo Shaofei, "Master! Don't be as knowledgeable as him, he just has a bad mouth."
Zhen Xiaozhu waved his hand: "You can blame your boss as much as you want, but in the end you should do things obediently." This is my experience.
When Mo Shaofei heard this, his face turned green with anger.
Shao Hong hurriedly smoothed things over: "Master! The bookstore is urging new articles again. If you're not busy, why don't you do it yourself... Didn't you say that there is a masterpiece..."Jin Ping Mei"?"
Zhen Xiaozhu turned up from the couch: "I almost forgot if you didn't mention it, okay! This textbook that guided countless boys and girls to adulthood in ancient times, I wrote it myself, so that you can't touch the deepest... .hey-hey……"
Zhen Xiaozhu was so devoted to plagiarism creation that he didn't realize that the time had come and the date could go.
He didn't even hear the strange meow of "Meow~~~Meow~Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~" outside the palace wall.
Yan Chengxia closed his eyes and kept sending secret signals in the palace, but he never waited for the person he made an appointment with.
Yanda Zhujiao is very angry!Little Master Zhen... the consequences are serious! !
Zhen Xiaozhu slapped that guy's hand vigorously, "Let it go! You are so courageous. Not only did you sneak up on the emperor's wall, but you also dared to touch the old man's hand."
"Why can't you touch it?" Yan Chengxia asked curiously.
Zhen Xiaozhu patted his chest: "Open your eyes and see clearly..."
Yan Chengxia worked hard to widen his eyes.
"The emperor is my husband!" Zhen Xiaozhu's chest slapped loudly.
very! ?Yan Chengxia was dumbfounded?He has heard of the husband and father-in-law, but what the hell is the husband?
Don't understand!Just to bully you for not understanding!Xiaozhu Zhen smiled triumphantly, like a sinister little fox.
"Husband...what do you mean?" Yan Chengxia asked shamelessly.
?
"Uh..." Xiaozhu Zhen nodded his head, "This... this... is the meaning of food and clothing parents. I, I am a palace man, and the emperor is naturally my food and clothing parents."
"Oh! Then the emperor is the husband of all the people in the world!" Yan Chengxia is very good at drawing inferences.
Puchi ~ Handsome almost didn't laugh out loud.The ancients were easy to fool!
Yan Chengxia looked at him and smiled gently: "Which palace do you work in?"
"Why are you asking this?" Handsome was on guard against him.
"It's nothing...we're all acquaintances, let's talk if we have nothing to do." Yan Chengxia said.Yingjun thought: If I reveal my identity, what should I do if this guy comes to pester me in the future?It's fine if he just hangs around, but if I ask Lao Tzu for money, I don't want blood!
"What do you say, I tell you that I have spent all the money you gave me, you, you don't want to go back." Zhen Xiaozhu said roguely.
"Those! You can spend it if you want it, if you don't ask for it!" Yan Chengxia said with a smile.
"Oh!" I felt relieved now.But he thought about it again, and quickly folded his hands in a defensive posture: "I, I, I am the emperor's man...you can't make up my mind."
Yan Chengxia was taken aback, the emperor's man?Um!Forget it barely, make up your mind?He looked up and down the clever, cute and beautiful little girl in front of him... He forgot if he didn't mention it...
"Don't worry! How dare I have that kind of thought!" Yan Chengxia said with a cool smile.He will only act accordingly!
"Then we have an appointment. Three meows are the signal: one long, one short, and one spring. I will come to see you when I hear the signal." Yingjun said.
"Fat spring?" Yan Chengxia frowned.
"Oh! It's like "Wow, wow, wow~~"" Master Zhen's voice was vivid.
Yan Chengxia had a constipated expression on his face. "Don't bother! Just tell me which palace you are in!"
"Don't you think this is interesting enough? We're both down in the world, so why meet each other before. Let's keep each other a little bit mysterious?" Zhen Xiaozhu suddenly had a melancholy expression on his face.
Yan Chengxia nodded. "Well, let's make an appointment to meet here at Xushi every day. See you there or leave. How about not using that signal?"
Zhen Xiaozhu smiled cleverly, "Okay!" I promise you first and then let you go!The young master is very busy every day, how can I have time to accompany you on a date?Even if you want to date, you have to be as beautiful as the fat lady—female!Notice!female!
Handsome turned his face away and forgot to agree to the promise of the silly guard, and slept until he woke up naturally the next day. When he woke up, he was served by the eunuchs and began to tell stories. This time the opening eight was "Swordsman".
From eight to three o'clock in the afternoon, I ate a good blood swallow to moisten my throat, and the little master continued to eat eight.Until the dinner is ready, the young master waved his hand: "Here it is! You write slowly, I will rest for a few days, and then continue after finishing writing. You can't do this every day, it will kill you..."
Mo Shaofei quickly wrote down the plot of the story, "You also know that people will die. We are rushing day and night, why don't we see your sympathy?"
"Bah!" Yingjun smiled and kicked his leg, "Remember! I'm the boss and you are the employees! The boss oppresses the employees—it's only right and proper. If you don't accept it, the Labor Department will sue me!"
Mo Shaofei gave him a blank look, "Why are you talking nonsense. Look at you, you are no different from a rascal in the market, how could the emperor choose you to be the young master!"
"Xiao Fei!" Shao Hong hurriedly pushed Mo Shaofei, "Master! Don't be as knowledgeable as him, he just has a bad mouth."
Zhen Xiaozhu waved his hand: "You can blame your boss as much as you want, but in the end you should do things obediently." This is my experience.
When Mo Shaofei heard this, his face turned green with anger.
Shao Hong hurriedly smoothed things over: "Master! The bookstore is urging new articles again. If you're not busy, why don't you do it yourself... Didn't you say that there is a masterpiece..."Jin Ping Mei"?"
Zhen Xiaozhu turned up from the couch: "I almost forgot if you didn't mention it, okay! This textbook that guided countless boys and girls to adulthood in ancient times, I wrote it myself, so that you can't touch the deepest... .hey-hey……"
Zhen Xiaozhu was so devoted to plagiarism creation that he didn't realize that the time had come and the date could go.
He didn't even hear the strange meow of "Meow~~~Meow~Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~" outside the palace wall.
Yan Chengxia closed his eyes and kept sending secret signals in the palace, but he never waited for the person he made an appointment with.
Yanda Zhujiao is very angry!Little Master Zhen... the consequences are serious! !
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