Three Realms Sanatorium

Gu Xiuming stared at the hexagram that came out, and felt that something was wrong.

If his cheap apprentice is Fenghuang... then what's going on with him and Xie Jiusi?

Gu Xiuming pondered over and over again, and felt that if Gu Shi was a phoenix, there might be more than one phoenix—for example, dragons, in fact, also have ethnic groups.

People cannot be generalized, and neither can dragons.

Just like in those legends, the dragon used by the immortals to pull the car is definitely not the only existence like Zhongshan Mountain God, but a population of creatures called "dragon" because of their appearance. .

This group has been in contact with immortals all year round and has been affected. Naturally, compared with ordinary creatures, their lifespan and spiritual intelligence are higher, and the chances of cultivating to become a leader are also much higher.

Of course, these dragons cannot be compared with the natural ones such as Zhuyin and Yinglong, and cannot be regarded as the same species at all.

In the same way, Phoenix is ​​likely to be the same.

——After all, the most widely circulated phoenix is ​​almost the phrase "no more than Wutong, no food unless it is practiced, no drink unless it is a Liquan".

But looking at Gu Shi, who can sleep anywhere and eat anything, he doesn't pay much attention to it.

The ancient rumors and allusions are certainly not completely credible, but more or less they all have the shadow of reality.

This also just shows that the title "Phoenix" is not just the name of that individual, but most likely also represents a population.

Gu Xiuming's analysis became more and more reasonable the more he thought about it.

This guess is probably close to ten, he thought confidently, put away the tortoise shells one by one, put them in his pocket, and covered the furniture with dustproof cloth.

Unlike Gu Shi, who was so daring and dared to treat Xie Jiusi as a summoned beast, Gu Xiuming followed the etiquette of inviting gods handed down by his ancestors in a complete set.

In the eyes of people like Gu Xiuming who often have to deal with those abnormal things, if they follow the experience of the predecessors, they will not be meritorious, but they will not be too big of a fault.

If there is no fault, the possibility of being disgusted or retaliated by the willful and arrogant gods and demons is greatly reduced.

As for Gu Shi, he belongs to the lawless and over-lucky category.

After all, this brat is not human.

Gu Xiuming was busy preparing until midnight.

Seeing that the time was approaching, he bowed respectfully to the main peak of Zhongshan, and then called out Xie Jiusi's real body: "Please, Zhuyin—"

Xie Jiusi was named after Zhuyin woke up. The gods and demons in ancient times were not fond of such names. When they introduced themselves or called each other, most of them just called them Pozhen. Hidden thoughts, will pinch a code name for yourself.

Just like A Zhao from Gluttony and A Shan from Li Shut Up.

In modern times, there are still some titles of the real body that are not suitable as personal names to apply for identity documents-such as Zhuyin, so there are fragmented names.

Gu Xiuming is aware of this.

However, the rituals handed down from the Cangwu lineage thousands of years ago are still quite effective.

Xie Jiusi heard Gu Xiuming's call very clearly.

Along with the calling comes a sense of satisfaction that comes naturally, of being respected and awed.

Probably some kind of ceremony.

Xie Jiu thought.

——He once experienced this feeling of being called and begged.

That was what the first group of dead souls who settled in the Nine Nethers had felt when they asked him to open up the Nine Nethers for them under the earth.

Xie Jiusi put down the mobile phone that was playing the TV series, looked over the mountains in the night, and looked at Gu Xiuming.

Xie Jiusi was sitting with Gu Shi in Gu Shi's office at this time.

Because no matter how Gu Shi gestured, Xie Jiusi couldn't make Xie Jiusi understand that what he wanted was Diliuzhi.

And the smart phone couldn't recognize the touch of chicken paws and chicken mouth. Gu Shi felt that communication was really a problem, angrily picked up Xie Jiusi's sleeve, and dragged him to his office.

He hasn't come to this office for half a month, and it is still very clean.

As the accountant of the Three Realms Academy, except for being busy with foreign accounts at the beginning, he hardly needs to do much later.

After all, apart from such weird things as Kuafu, the spirit beasts, gods and demons in the Three Realms Courtyard don't have much demand for money.

After being absent from work for half a month, Li shut up and helped him with a shift, and there seemed to be no problem with the accounts.

But Gu Shi touched his conscience, turned on the computer and typed out the three words "Di Liu Zhi" in TXT, then hugged the Liuduo Di Liu Zhi Xie Jiusi gave him, opened the accounting software, and began to check.

Xie Jiusi saw the chick cub bouncing around and started working there. After thinking about it, he sat down on the sofa and took out his phone.

Zhulong, who doesn't have a thorough understanding of human technology, doesn't understand the concept of "big data".

Even many human beings themselves are amazed by the overly quick responses of shopping software and video platforms after they casually chatted with their friends about wanting something.

So, in the afternoon, Xie Jiusi, who frankly said "I am a couple with him" to the salesperson lady, clicked on the video software used to learn human science and technology on weekdays, and strange things were mixed into the home page recommendations that were originally full of technology videos. content.

"Daily Life of a Young Couple Working in a Big City"

"Record the day I proposed to my wife"

"My Little Fortune with Him"

……

Xie Jiusi: "?"

what?

……

When hearing Gu Xiuming's call, Xie Jiusi had already indulged in a certain mother-in-law and daughter-in-law drama, and was amazed at the methods by which human beings smother each other behind the scenes.

When he put down his phone and looked at Gu Xiuming two mountains away, Gu Shi, who was tapping on the keyboard over there, noticed his movements and poked his head out from behind the computer screen.

"Chirp?"

Xie Jiusi listened distractedly to Gu Xiuming's words, and said to Gu Shi, "Your master is here."

As soon as he finished speaking, Gu Xiuming appeared in the office.

Gu Shi looked at Gu Xiuming, who was dressed like a dog, and recalled the evil deed of this smelly old man who rubbed him into a snowball!

Gu Shi took advantage of Gu Xiuming's still greeting Xie Jiusi, a pair of wings landed on his head and danced wildly, instantly dismantling Gu Xiuming's neatly arranged hairstyle into a mess of weeds, and then with Thunderbolt He quickly returned to the back of the computer.

Gu Shi's physical fitness grew so fast that before Gu Xiuming could react, he had already completed a whole set of operations, and hid behind the computer screen, he sneered at Gu Xiuming a series of "cheep chirp".

Gu Xiuming reflexively touched the hidden pocket in the sleeve of the Taoist robe, and almost pulled out the ruler on the spot.

Xie Jiusi looked at Gu Xiuming, who was taking a deep breath to try to calm down, and then at Gu Shi, who was chattering non-stop, his mind was full of the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law drama he just watched.

What kind of daughter-in-law and mother-in-law are tit for tat, and the husband dare not say a word on the side.

——Although the relationship between the three people present is not quite right, it seems that there is something inside.

Humans are really powerful in a sense.

Xie Jiusi looked serious.

For example, using film and television works to map reality is not inferior to the technique of predicting the future.

Gu Xiuming forcibly resisted the urge to pat Gu Jizai into Gu Jizai pancakes, and with his messy hair, he asked Xie Jiusi a question.

He behaved well: "Mountain God, I have a question."

Xie Jiusi nodded: "Say."

"Phoenix, is there another species like dragons?"

Xie Jiusi nodded.

There are indeed, and even in the Phoenix family, there are many different types of Phoenixes.

Today's peacock is also a descendant of the Phoenix family.

However, this kind of ethnic group is different from the phoenix enlightened by the sky.

Gu Xiuming thought it was true.

Based on this calculation, there is a high probability that the unlucky phoenix, which has been murdered by God Pangu, is Gu Shi's mother.

As for why Gu Shi wasn't a descendant of those fairy birds named "Phoenix", it must be because Gu Shi's prototype still looked like a bird!

Being able to fight head-on with Xie Jiusi in terms of blood, and even win, no matter how you think about it, it must be the phoenix that can sit on the same level as Xie Jiusi and was born with it!

Gu Xiuming touched the tortoise shell in his pocket, looked at Gu Shi, then at Xie Jiusi, and decided to help his hapless apprentice find out first.

Facing Xie Jiusi, he raised his head: "I have another question."

Xie Jiusi raised his chin.

"The two ethnic groups of dragon and phoenix, are you—or are you the offspring of Yinglong and phoenix?"

"?" Xie Jiusi showed obvious confusion, "We don't have the ability to reproduce."

???

Gu Xiuming was stunned.

Wait a minute, that doesn't sound like the script I was thinking of? !

Xie Jiusi explained: "We are too strong, and future generations will only be stronger, so God forbids it."

Gu Xiuming:? ? ?

Where did Gu Shi come from? ?

Gu Xiuming faintly felt bad.

"May I ask..." Gu Xiuming's voice was a little difficult, "Have you ever had... a spouse?"

Gu Shi, who was still pecking at the keyboard, paused suddenly, but after he realized it, he seemed to be covering up something, slapped his face and rolled the keyboard, pretending to be still working.

In fact, the little ears for eavesdropping have been pricked up!

Gu Shi felt that it was unlikely that Xie Jiusi had any romantic history. After all, as far as he knew, the dragon was harassed by evil people, forced to withdraw from society, and did not regain his freedom until modern times.

But... But it seems that there is no guarantee that Xie Jiusi will not have any romantic affairs during the time before he bears the evil and after the evil disappears.

Well……

Gu Shi absent-mindedly rolled his head over the keyboard, feeling as if he was being scratched by something, which was unpleasant.

Xie Jiusi was different.

When Xie Jiusi heard Gu Xiuming's question, Zhongshan Mountain God and Lord of Nine Serenities, who had very little understanding of human social relations, quickly substituted into the plot of the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law drama he just watched.

The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law had a conflict over whether the daughter-in-law had an ex-boyfriend in the past.

——It is such a plot.

How did the daughter-in-law respond?

"No." Xie Jiusi looked serious, "I am devoted to Lao and Gu Shi!"

Gu Shi:? ? ?

Gu Xiuming:? ? ?