Three Realms Sanatorium

Not good.

The current situation is very bad.

Gu Xiuming was frozen in place, Xie Jiusi's words kept circulating in his mind, deafening.

For the first time, Gu Xiuming felt that he might be really old. He was so old that there were no ear problems, and he wondered if he was dreaming.

Gu Shi was also numb for two seconds.

But he is different from Gu Xiuming.

Gu Xiuming has a filter for Zhuyin and Xie Jiusi's identity as the mountain god of Zhongshan, but Gu Shi does not.

Gu Shi frowned, thinking that the matter probably wasn't that complicated.

He got out from behind the computer screen, flew onto Xie Jiusi's lap, and glanced at Xie Jiusi's phone screen.

With just one glance, Gu Shi saw the paused painting and it happened to be the time when the heroine said the line "I have my heart and soul for my husband".

Gu Shi: "..."

I fucking knew it!

For a moment, Gu Shi didn't know whether he should complain about Xie Jiusi's direct substitution of himself as the daughter-in-law, or warn him again not to apply the strange things he had learned.

After thinking about it, Gu Shi thought that the latter was more important.

He patted Xie Jiusi's phone screen vigorously with his wings, and raised his head to give him a "chi chi chi chi".

Don't just look at some messy things and use them indiscriminately!

See how scared the old man is!

Xie Jiusi looked at the excited little chicken standing on his lap, and pinched his little wings.

"Are you happy?"

Gu Shi: "?"

Xie Jiusi said, "I am also very happy."

Gu Shi: "???"

What are you happy about?

What are you happy about?

What are you happy about?

Xie Jiusi pinched Gu Shi's wings, appearing calm and indifferent on the surface, but in fact he was in high spirits.

According to the plot of the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law drama he just watched, the relationship between the young couple will always be improved after expressing their feelings to each other.

In the words of those neighbors in the play, it is "mixing oil with honey".

Sure enough, Gu Shi looked very happy!

Xie Jiusi had to admit once again that human beings do have unique features that other creatures cannot match.

Gu Shi's little wings were pinched, and his little head was full of question marks.

He couldn't touch Xie Jiusi's brain circuit again.

Something doesn't always feel right.

Gu Shi looked at Xie Jiusi suspiciously, pulled out his wings from between his two fingers, arched the mobile phone where the painting was suspended, and showed it to Gu Xiuming.

Gu Xiuming's head was dizzy, and after finally recovering, he saw Gu Shi pushing the phone and beckoning him to look at the screen.

Gu Xiuming glanced at the paused picture on the phone, and his whole face gradually distorted into the shape of an old man on the subway.

It's probably Xie Jiusi's current behavior to say that it doesn't make sense to learn now and sell shit now.

Gu Xiuming watched the recently popular mother-in-law and daughter-in-law drama, and he didn't dare to think about what kind of messy things Zhongshan Shanshen had learned in the past half a year of contacting human society.

terrified.

It was only then that Gu Xiuming remembered that Gu Shi was always chattering with him, Xie Jiusi had no common sense and no understanding of people's hearts.

How did he answer back then?

Gu Xiuming scratched at his own memories, and then remembered.

He said that if the spirit beasts, gods and demons really understood people's hearts, it would be over.

It also cites classics to discuss the disasters that will be brought about by these existences that can change the day and change the weather at every turn, once they have desires similar to people's hearts.

At that time, Gu Shi always looked at him with a speechless expression.

Now that I think about it, what they said might not be a concept at all.

He was also speechless.

Gu Xiuming shook his buzzing head and opened his mouth to say something, but when he met Xie Jiusi's eyes, the other's words "I have my heart and soul for Gu Shi" echoed in his ears again.

Gu Xiuming choked up for a moment, forgetting what he wanted to say.

He glanced at the screen of the mobile phone, and when his mind was buzzing and his thoughts were muddled, he subconsciously said: "No matter how you look at it, you can't be a daughter-in-law."

Gu Shi:? ? ?

what are you talking about? ?

Xie Jiu thought for a while, and felt that what Gu Xiuming said made a lot of sense.

He ran through a series of plots in his mind, and finally found the most suitable line.

Xie Jiusi followed the script: "In some ways, there must be a certain contrast between what you say and what you actually do. This is the joy of life."

Gu Xiuming:? ? ?

What did TV dramas teach Xie Jiusi? !

Gu Shi:? ? ?

What are you talking about? ?

"Chichi!! Chirp!! Chirp...!"

i fuck...

Gu Shi was so annoyed by his own bird calls that smoke rose from his forehead.If I hadn't been fucking speechless now, would Xie Jiusi still have room to speak here? !

Gu Shi was so angry that he jumped into jio, unable to do so in a rage, he could only dance chacha crazily on Xie Jiusi's lap.

Xie Jiusi looked at Gu Shi like this, with a smile on his brows and eyes.

How happy it is to jump around while watching.

Fortunately, Gu Shi didn't look up at this moment, otherwise today might be the day when their fate will end!

Gu Shi was so soft-spoken at the moment, even Gu Xiuming couldn't feel his fury at all.

He just thought that this chicken boy was very noisy.

He just called him back from the shocking chaos.

"Shut up." Gu Xiuming said.

Gu Shi thought that I would not do it, and then he yelled louder.

Gu Xiuming really wanted to go up and pinch Gu Shi's cock mouth, but Xie Jiusi was in the way.

——After Xie Jiusi denied that he had a partner and the problem of reproduction, Gu Shi's identity was ready to be revealed.

Gu Xiuming simply confessed: "Gu Shi should be the Phoenix."

Xie Jiusi's high spirits suddenly stagnated.

Gu Shi was startled, his foot slipped, and the whole chicken cub fell between Xie Jiusi's legs, and he couldn't get up for a long time.

Gu Xiuming said: "The hexagram says that the phoenix is ​​far away in the sky and close in front of our eyes. Adding the prototype of this brat, it almost expresses it."

"..." Xie Jiusi was silent for a moment, "You asked about Phoenix's group...?"

"That's why I thought that Gu Shi was a child of Phoenix."

And you are Gu Shi's father.

Out of his instinct to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, Gu Xiuming did not say what he said later.

Gu Shi, the stinky brat, has changed from the cub of the unlucky ghost to the ghost of the unlucky ghost. Although he is more famous in terms of status, Gu Xiuming feels that he is not as good as a cub.

When I was a cub, I was so weak and pitiful when I was a child, and I could blame my parents for not taking care of me well, and I had a vent, but now I have directly become the sufferer, and I can only blame the injustice of heaven and suffer this innocent disaster.

……Um?

and many more.

The reason why he misunderstood that Gu Shi and Xie Jiusi were blood relatives was because Gu Shi and Xie Jiusi almost completely coincided with each other's hexagrams and star paths.

That kind of overlap is either direct blood relationship, or Qin Se and Ming's long-term...partners.

Gu Xiuming remembered what Xie Jiusi said again.

——I am wholeheartedly devoted to Gu Shi!

——This is the joy of life.

The expression on Gu Xiuming's face gradually went blank.

He looked at the panting hen crawling out from between Xie Jiusi's legs, as if he saw that the pig he raised to prepare cabbage not only failed to get cabbage, but was also kicked by another pig.

Gu Xiuming felt like being struck by lightning.