It is said that online dating has no good results [Net Match]

jokerjoker, Xu Qingtian in real life, an online painter, good at flat painting, cute style of painting, not a professional background, struggling in the circle of painters for five years, finally accumulated 9000+ fans on Weibo, barely famous Little pink.

The time is on the eve of November 2014, 11, and it is the season when the whole world is reading "Are you still alone?".

On this day, Xu Qingtian came home from get off work as usual and turned on the computer to start drafting.The qq that had just logged in suddenly burst into a frenzy.

Boss Rabbit: Xiaojie, you are on fire!

Boss Rabbit: (Please imagine a forum address by yourself)

Boss Rabbit, Xu Qingtian's good friend, is also a painter. The difference from Xu Qingtian is that he specializes in impasto.Xu Qingtian saw that Boss Rabbit sent a post about dumping old books, and was a little confused.

jokerknight (Xu Qingtian's penguin name):? ?

Boss Rabbit sent several screen shakes to Xu Qingtian: Xiaojie (Boss Rabbit's nickname for Xu Qingtian), look at that post, it's really crazy!

jokerknight: >.< What the hell happened?

Boss Rabbit: Go and see!

jokerknight: I went to see it, isn’t it just a post about dumping old books?

Boss Rabbit: Among the books this person sells is your first book, the uniform series.

jokerknight: ...uh...fuck, black history, please don't mention ojz

The uniform series is Xu Qingtian's first personal original book as a painter. It is a collection of anthropomorphic paintings of hospital uniforms. From the perspective of Xu Qingtian now, this book has collapsed to the top of the Himalayas - the proportions of the characters are particularly strange, The perspective of the background is particularly chaotic, the color matching is particularly rustic, and... - simply: please don't mention it! ! !

At that time, 200 copies of this book were printed, and they were sold in lucky bags (vicious tie-in sale), and they were given to other books in the association as gifts (half sold, half free), and it was barely cleared.The current Xu Qingtian is really grateful to the person who bought the book, and someone who didn't mind accepting that kind of broken book—however, Xu Qingtian also admitted that the book was really his peak at that time.

Boss Rabbit: Turn it over, you will know what I am talking about when you turn to the second page.Boy, you're on fire!

jokerknight: Uh... I got hung up?

Xu Qingtian thought, after 2 years, there are still people who come to hang him with stick figures to cheat money?Do you want to be so ruthless?

Xu Qingtian re-opened the post full of doubts, turned to the second page, and then Xu Qingtian sprayed it.

At the beginning of the second page, someone wanted to receive Xu Qingtian's anthropomorphic book.The reason is that I like Xu Qingtian, so I want to collect the male god's first book as a souvenir.Then, someone below wanted to accept this notebook.Let's call the first person a and the second person b. b said to a that he was willing to pay twice the price, and a also went all out for the male god, and told lz that he was willing to pay three times the price.But B was in a hurry, and then raised the price four times.

The original price of Xu Qingtian's book was 45 (not counting the ones that were sold as gifts or bluffed, the marked price.), lz bid 15 when he dumped the book, and a and b raised the price even higher than the original price up.

Xu Qingtian gasped: Damn it!So touched!

While ab is fighting, the third party c bids again—buy it out: 90.

A withdraws wisely, while b is still fighting with c.The two of you came and went and unexpectedly raised the price by more than 400.

In the end, b bought Ben at ten times the original price, 450 yuan.

In the reply, there are pieces of "local tyrants begging for support", pieces of sjb (= snake spirit disease) doubts, and b only said at the end: this book is very important to him, he is determined to get it, and the 450 yuan is nothing .

Xu Qingtian took a deep breath. Is he, met, alive, legendary, crazy fan?He actually has brain-dead fans! ! !So Kaisen! [emphasis wrong] [pia

While Xu Qingtian was moved, he stared at the account with the default avatar, and silently guessed the identity of this person: the person who can do such a crazy thing is probably not very old.high school student?junior high school?Or... elementary school?Does he have that much money?

jokerknight: Kneel for the mobs

Boss Rabbit: [Expression: smiling cheaply] Xiaojie, this is a good thing, it means you are popular.

jokerknight:>.

Boss Rabbit: [Expression: Smiling cheaply] Xiaojie, give me a few copies in the black box next time, I will save them.

Boss Rabbit: [Expression: Smiling cheaply] When the time is right, I will sell it to the mobs at a high price.

jokerknight: By the way...

While feeling emotional, Xu Qingtian suddenly thought of a serious matter—Boss Rabbit himself was busy with various drafts and pretended to hide from editors every day, how could he know about this?In other words, Boss Rabbit is notoriously low-key in the circle of painters and doesn't like to involve too much with people. He knows about this, which means... there is no one who doesn't know about this sky-high price.

jokerknight: how did you know about this?

Boss Rabbit: Oh, there are people in Little Pink discussing about sky-high prices

jokerknight:=_________________=

Boss Rabbit: Don't worry, it's all right.

Boss Rabbit: It's a big deal, I just think it's fun to tell you to have fun.

Rabbit Boss: Hello.

……(after awhile)……

Rabbit boss: hello

Rabbit boss:!Xiaojie, don't search for that post...

But Boss Rabbit's words were already too late, jokerjoker had already used Du Niang to search for that post.

The title is: On the forum yesterday, someone bought jokerjoker's first book for 10 times the original price!That book is a proper black history! !

The main post is quite normal, the poster cut a few pictures of the asking price in the original post, expressing his awe of the world of local tyrants in his heart.And some of the replies below have a really weird direction:

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xxx replied:

Damn, it's full of hype, that jokerjoker, that green onion, who knows, direct and act by yourself.I'm going to throw up about the anthropomorphism of uniforms. I drew a gay guy and insisted that it was a uniform series.Ha ha ha ha.

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xxx replied:

The fighting power of Mrs. jokerjoker's brain-dead fans is really strong, I am envious and jealous.

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And the more you look down, the more powerful the painting style becomes.

xxx replied:

This lady's character is not good. Didn't she find out that she was pretending to be a girl in online games to deceive others in the early years?After being pinched out, afk started to draw.Hehe, he became a monk halfway, and he has no skills or talent at all. Look at what kind of ghosts he draws.I estimate that 4000% of his 80.00 followers are from Taobao.hehe.He also has a lot of fans, pretending to be an infatuated gay, and tricking a gay into thinking he is a handsome luli.

Such a thing happened again today, hehe, fans can fully reflect the class of a wife, and as expected, any kind of idiot can attract any kind of idiot fan.

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xxx replied:

If I were that wife, I should post a public post to recall that cheating anthropomorphic book

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xxx replied:

If I were that wife, I should post a public post to recall that cheating anthropomorphic book

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xxx replied:

If I were that wife, I should post a public post to recall that cheating anthropomorphic book

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jokerknight: I've already seen it =_______________=

Boss Rabbit: It’s okay, there are always people in the world who don’t like you.

jokerknight: =_____________________= A lot of people asked me to recall that book

Boss Rabbit: Go search and hack my posts. If you pinch me, you can only draw a bunch of big heads. If a person becomes famous, someone will come to hack you.This in disguise shows that you are popular.

jokerknght: You said...

jokerknight: Do I want to find the person who bought my book

jokerknight: Buy that book back?

When reading the replies, Xu Qingtian was inspired by the request for a recall in the post. He wanted to go to the person who bought the book at a high price and buy it back.

On the one hand, I can't bear to be pointed at by people who like me for doing such irrational things, and on the other hand... because that book is also very special to jokerjoker.

But soon, this idea was shaken off by Boss Rabbit's screen.

Boss Rabbit: You are a fan of local tyrants, people think highly of you for buying your book, why do you blame yourself.Besides, that book was your first work, and when compared with your current painting, it is simply a history of becoming a god!It is indeed very memorable.Don't let others tell you that you can't hold it anymore. I can't understand your irresponsible personality the most.

jokerknight: you are right

Boss Rabbit: Going to paint

jokeknight: 88

Xu Qingtian thought about it and thought about what to do, but after editing Weibo for a long time, she couldn't post it.

He opened Penguin again, and clicked on a gray profile picture:

Nangong, something happened today. Someone bought my first book for 450 yuan.I don’t think you remember that book—it’s an anthropomorphic hospital uniform—at that time you just started your internship, and I fantasized about your appearance in a white coat every day... Ahahahaha, I really am such an idiot.Um, this is the book, the original price is 45, but today, the second-hand book is actually sold for 450.Although she was a little guilty, Yingying Yueyue felt a little dark: she felt like she had become a star.

In fact, I really want to get to know the person who bought my book, say thank you to him, or give him some gifts.I really almost posted on Weibo just now, I hope he will contact me after seeing Weibo or something... However, I don’t know his Weibo either, haha.

Hahaha.

Nangong, I miss you very much.

After posting, Xu Qingtian suddenly felt that she had done what a wretched man did again.

——That avatar will never light up, he should hate himself to death, next time he turns on Penguin and sees the full screen again, he will definitely be disgusted to death...

Xu Qingtian quickly sent another "I'm sorry".

After sending it out, it was even more tangled.

"Damn it, do it, do it, do it!" Xu Qingtian pulled his hair and jumped wildly in the room - he really wanted to talk to that person, but it was really flattering to send a bunch of them like this Get tired of it - after all, the other party doesn't like me.

And... What is there to say to your ex-boyfriend about being entangled in other people's high prices for his notebooks-although Xu Qingtian doesn't want to admit that person is her "ex-boyfriend" at all, Xu Qingtian never feels that their relationship has stopped Yes—but one must respect objective reality...

The roommate in the next room yelled: "Go crazy and get out!"

Xu Qingtian became quiet.

Staring at the still penguin dialog box, he smiled wryly and shook his head.It doesn't matter, anyway, as long as Xu Qingtian knows that he likes that person.He's just used to saying anything to Nangong Bai'an...

Xu Qingtian's love theory: To love someone is to show everything about yourself to the other person without reservation.

The next night, a Weibo of Aite's own caught his attention:

cv Fenghu:

The first painting collection of the male god Erjoker finally arrived, let's show it.

[photo with book]

The same account name as in the forum, the difference is that on Weibo, his Weibo account name has a prefix of cv in front of it.

what to do?Reply?

Xu Qingtian hesitated for a while.

And the other ten Aites also forwarded Fenghu's Weibo.

xxx: Fenghu Da, it’s rare to see you on Weibo, but when you do it, you’re still a male god. //

xxx: Little fox, I saw the same name as you on the forum that day and thought it was an illusion, but I didn’t expect it to be mud (⊙w⊙) 450 yuan. You really love Jack! //

xxx: Welcome Big Fox to Weibo. //

xxx: The big fox nest announces you, and the nest wants to give birth to a monkey for you!Please don't mind that the nest is a girl! //

xxx: Big Fox’s new drama is so popular, and I also like jokerjoker//

xxx: Great jokerjoker, look over here, our big fox has been eating pickles for half a month because of you~~~~(>_<)~~~~ I feel so sorry for the big fox//

xxx: Forward Weibo//

xxx: You really are Xiaoshou [insidious]//

xxx: big fox, I declare you//

xxx: big fox, your taste is always so strange [doge][doge]//