It is said that online dating has no good results [Net Match]
Chapter 2Episode002
Xu Qingtian felt that Fenghu's Weibo profile picture was too familiar - yes, it was written by himself - jokerjoker.OK, fan identification.
Username: cv Fenghu.
cv, Xu Qingtian understood, he should be playing radio dramas.
Follow: 3, Fans: 233, Weibo: 5.
Judging from the number of fans and attention, he should be a novice.The release date of the earliest Weibo also verified this point.Fenghu's earliest Weibo release date was a month ago, forwarded Weibo, the original po: jokerjoker.
Content: I'm back in City S, do you guys miss me?
It was released when Xu Qingtian returned to S City to start work at the end of November.
Xu Qingtian hung up in a cold sweat: Damn, what's wrong with this Weibo? [You guys don't understand the mood of the fans ojz
But the earliest Weibo was a month ago, and the number of followers is 233...
Xu Qingtian thought a hundred times: I am not jealous, I am not jealous, I am not jealous, I am not jealous, I am not jealous...
Ah fall!Yes, I'm just jealous.
One month, 5 microblogs, you can get 233 followers, I rely on it, how can you increase your followers like this when you are a cv?
Xu Qingtian was jealous for a reason.When Xu Qingtian first started drawing, she diligently posted pictures every day, but because the pictures were sloppy and there was no meme at the time, the number of fans did not increase at all in the first two years.At first, Xu Qingtian didn't care about these things, but when she went out to ask for manuscripts, the problem came - some people would offer you a price based on the number of your fans.
How can this cv, Fenghu He De, have so many fans so easily?
Address: City s, High-tech Park of Z.
Graduated from: Zy Medical University in S City
Brief introduction: balabala club cv, attack sound, no bg
Sexual orientation: gay
Xu Qingtian always felt that the amount of information was a bit large.
First of all, this address is too familiar to him. Z High-tech Park in City S - Xu Qingtian is here! ! !In other words, the geographical distance between him and this Fenghu may be very close.
Zy University of Medicine - Damn... I am more familiar with this one, Xu Qingtian passes by the gate of this university every day!The impact of Zy Medical University on Xu Qingtian is not just "close distance" - Nangong Bai'an, the person Xu Qingtian misses, is also from Zy Medical University.
Xu Qingtian: ...
Xu Qingtian: ...
Xu Qingtian: ...
Xu Qingtian [curator's face] Oh, what's wrong with going to school at the same place as Nangong Bai'an, there are thousands of students from Nangong Bai'an, what's there to be excited about?Aha, aha, ahahahaha.
Xu Qingtian convinced herself that this must be the pregnancy effect, that is, a pregnant woman will feel that the whole world is pregnant, which means that he is too sensitive.Why does he care so much about Fenghu and Nangong Bai'an being in the same school?And even if Fenghu and Nangong Baian are buddies, what's the big deal?
Could it be that Xu Qingtian still hoped that one day Fenghu would find out about his relationship with Nangong Bai'an, and then get close to Nangong Bai'an for his little artist, and then... #想太多#
Attack tone, homosexuality.Xu Qingtian raised her eyebrows.
There are so many gay guys in the online distribution circle now.After all, gays with gays are more real...
After reading the introduction, Xu Qingtian continued to study Fenghu's Weibo.
Wait, research? =l=Xu Qingtian always feels that she is a bit perverted.
Why study the Weibo of your fans?It's definitely not because Fenghu and Nangong Bai'an are alumni that he is so sensitive - that's what Xu Qingtian justified.
The mid-term exam is just beginning, the school is too inhumane. ——Fenghu's second Weibo.
Xu Qingtian felt her heart beating still. A long time ago, Nangong Bai'an complained to him in the same tone: Our school has too many exams, one quiz a month, the mid-term exam just after the start of the semester, and the final exam after the mid-term exam ...
At that time, Xu Qingtian would always comfort him non-stop: Tiger touch it, tiger touch it vigorously, hug him...
Across the internet, all Xu Qingtian could do for him was send some comforting words.In fact, Xu Qingtian has been saying to Nangong in his heart, wait for me, wait for me to be by your side, wait for me to be by your side, I can accompany you to review, and I can rely on you face to face.
It's a pity that Xu Qingtian finally came to S city, but Nangong Baian no longer needs him.
Thinking about it, Xu Qingtian felt his eyes a little sore, but here, with a swipe of the mouse, he clicked on the comment.After clicking the comment, Xu Qingtian regretted again: What does he want to do?Tell Fenghu what you said to Nangong Bai'an at that time?Hahahaha, is it funny?
——Simply, Weibo got stuck for a while, but the comment box didn't even pop up——Xu Qingtian immediately closed the entire browser...
What an idiot, Xu Qingtian commented on her absence just now.
By the way, pay attention here: Xu Qingtian clicked on the reply, but did not jump out of the reply box, do you know why? [=l=Plan through face
Here's a brief summary: At this time, Sina Weibo has just undergone a revision and upgrade.There was a lot of wailing on Weibo: the new version of Weibo is ugly, it looks more and more like Twitter... and many functions have also been moved to places that are not convenient.
The bottom right corner of the Weibo before the revision is the reply, but after the revision, the bottom right corner is the like.
and so……
in fact……
Xu Qingtian pressed the wrong key just now, and he liked Fenghu's complaining Weibo. =l,=
And Fenghu is a fan of jokerjoker who is willing to spend 10 times the price to buy the debut book of a male god... So, as a matter of course, there is the following Weibo:
cv Fenghu: Am I dreaming?
[Screenshot: jokerjoker liked your Weibo...]
In a blink of an eye, there were congratulatory messages on Fenghu's Weibo, and of course, these congratulatory messages were also posted on jokerjoker's Weibo.
As soon as Xu Qingtian came home from work, she saw a surprise on Weibo.Xu Qingtian mouthed old blood.
Xu Qingtian: I hate you in the new version of Weibo!
Xu Qingtian looked at those Aite who forwarded it, and didn't know what to say.
#树洞# I accidentally clicked the like as a comment, and liked a fan’s Weibo, what should I do now?
jokerknight: what to do! ! !
jokerknight: [Screenshot: CV Fenghu's Weibo]
Boss Rabbit: [Applause] What rhythm?who is thisWhy did you like him on Weibo?
jokerknight: I don't want to order it!I'm just a jerk!Didn’t the comment position in the new version of Weibo change, so…
Boss Rabbit: So what the hell did you do?
jokerknight: I originally wanted to comment, but I swiped and clicked on it.
Boss Rabbit: Point the wax
jokerknight:t_t
Boss Rabbit: It’s okay, it looks like you’re a fan, there’s nothing wrong with giving a fan a like on Weibo, what’s the matter?Has it ruined your long-standing high-cold image?
jokerknight: t_t not... the point is this person...
Rabbit boss: what's wrong?Send me the address?
jokerknight: (Weibo address)
jokerknight: He is the one who paid a high price.
Boss Rabbit: /haha
jokerknight: ...
Boss Rabbit: Ape dung!
jokerknihgt: ...
Boss Rabbit: Ah, he's still gay!
Boss Rabbit: I think you two have a bright future
jokerknight: ...
Boss Rabbit: Hmm~ so, is gd on?
jokerknight: You think too much, I went to draw.
Boss Rabbit: You asked me to discuss it, why are you running?Don't run away, let's talk, I know, I can understand if you want to hug the thigh of a local tyrant.
jokerknight: Who wants to hug a local tyrant!And I also said, don't joke about love with me, I have someone I like!
Boss Rabbit: But he doesn’t like you
Xu Qing was concerned about the weather and closed the chat window with Boss Rabbit.
why are you mad?Needless to say, this guy actually made fun of his feelings!
but he doesn't like you
but he doesn't like you
but he doesn't like you
——People all over the world know that Nangong Bai'an doesn't like Xu Qingtian anymore.
——Let's put it bluntly, Xu Qingtian also knows that that person doesn't like him anymore...
—he understands.
—but he didn't want to understand.
Unrequited love is a sad thing.
Xu Qingtian was to Nangong Bai'an, and Fenghu was to herself.Wait, is Xu Qingtian being too self-indulgent here? Who said Fenghu likes herself?
Xu Qingtian silently touched Weibo again, and the ghost almost opened Fenghu's Weibo comment - no likes this time!
——He wants to confirm that Fenghu only has fans' admiration for him:
xxx replied to Fenghu: Big Fenghu, do you really like jokerjoker?
Fenghu replied to xxx: Yes, I am a fan of jokerjoker [blush]
xxx replied to Fenghu: jokerjoker is also gay!Come on, I am optimistic about you.
Fenghu replied to xxx: Xie Xie, I will work hard!
xxx replied to Fenghu: Da Da, you didn't refute me!you play really...
Fenghu replied to xxx: [blush]
Hey, Fenghu, you said "No" to your fans, but you explained a few words, what's the matter with you being so secretive?Don't let people think that you are really interested in me!Don't say such misleading words!
Xu Qingtian, who was watching the screen here, felt an indescribable feeling in his heart: don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously, don't take things on the Internet seriously, how could he really plan to chase after him?Don't be kidding, just bought his painting album, and sent so many Weibo, really want to get his jokerjoker's attention?Give me a break.Would he take Fenghu's words at ease?Give me a break!
So what if both of them are from city S...
——Xu Qingtian: Stop, =l=Why do I have to think so much?
Xu Qingtian felt that she paid a lot of attention to Fenghu.
Xu Qingtian warned herself: Don't be distracted by these messy things on the Internet and stop doing business, and don't get lost because of Fenghu (I don't know what direction it is), but be yourself.
Xu Qingtian clicked on the gray profile picture in Penguin.
jokerknight: Nangong, a lot of things have happened recently, it is really interesting to be liked by fans.
jokerknight: Nangong, unrequited love, it's very sad.But he should just think of me as a virtual idol on the Internet... I should be thinking too much.When I see him, I always think, what do you think when you see me pestering you like this?You must think I'm annoying.
hehe.Nothing, I just miss you.
Xu Qingtian pressed both ctrl+enter, and then felt again: What kind of a girl are these messages I sent by myself!
Xu Qingtian wailed for a while: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Wang Chengyao in the next room heard it, and replied casually: "Brother! You only know that you are a woman."
Xu Qingtian: "Hello!"
Xu Qingtian lives in the company's talent apartment, and the room opposite happens to be a colleague. Although they are in different project teams, they both belong to the development department and belong to a big project, so they are familiar with each other.Xu Qingtian prayed with black lines on her face that her image would not be too bad in the hearts of her colleagues.
Xu Qingtian has a headache, and the sound insulation effect of this room is too bad.
Username: cv Fenghu.
cv, Xu Qingtian understood, he should be playing radio dramas.
Follow: 3, Fans: 233, Weibo: 5.
Judging from the number of fans and attention, he should be a novice.The release date of the earliest Weibo also verified this point.Fenghu's earliest Weibo release date was a month ago, forwarded Weibo, the original po: jokerjoker.
Content: I'm back in City S, do you guys miss me?
It was released when Xu Qingtian returned to S City to start work at the end of November.
Xu Qingtian hung up in a cold sweat: Damn, what's wrong with this Weibo? [You guys don't understand the mood of the fans ojz
But the earliest Weibo was a month ago, and the number of followers is 233...
Xu Qingtian thought a hundred times: I am not jealous, I am not jealous, I am not jealous, I am not jealous, I am not jealous...
Ah fall!Yes, I'm just jealous.
One month, 5 microblogs, you can get 233 followers, I rely on it, how can you increase your followers like this when you are a cv?
Xu Qingtian was jealous for a reason.When Xu Qingtian first started drawing, she diligently posted pictures every day, but because the pictures were sloppy and there was no meme at the time, the number of fans did not increase at all in the first two years.At first, Xu Qingtian didn't care about these things, but when she went out to ask for manuscripts, the problem came - some people would offer you a price based on the number of your fans.
How can this cv, Fenghu He De, have so many fans so easily?
Address: City s, High-tech Park of Z.
Graduated from: Zy Medical University in S City
Brief introduction: balabala club cv, attack sound, no bg
Sexual orientation: gay
Xu Qingtian always felt that the amount of information was a bit large.
First of all, this address is too familiar to him. Z High-tech Park in City S - Xu Qingtian is here! ! !In other words, the geographical distance between him and this Fenghu may be very close.
Zy University of Medicine - Damn... I am more familiar with this one, Xu Qingtian passes by the gate of this university every day!The impact of Zy Medical University on Xu Qingtian is not just "close distance" - Nangong Bai'an, the person Xu Qingtian misses, is also from Zy Medical University.
Xu Qingtian: ...
Xu Qingtian: ...
Xu Qingtian: ...
Xu Qingtian [curator's face] Oh, what's wrong with going to school at the same place as Nangong Bai'an, there are thousands of students from Nangong Bai'an, what's there to be excited about?Aha, aha, ahahahaha.
Xu Qingtian convinced herself that this must be the pregnancy effect, that is, a pregnant woman will feel that the whole world is pregnant, which means that he is too sensitive.Why does he care so much about Fenghu and Nangong Bai'an being in the same school?And even if Fenghu and Nangong Baian are buddies, what's the big deal?
Could it be that Xu Qingtian still hoped that one day Fenghu would find out about his relationship with Nangong Bai'an, and then get close to Nangong Bai'an for his little artist, and then... #想太多#
Attack tone, homosexuality.Xu Qingtian raised her eyebrows.
There are so many gay guys in the online distribution circle now.After all, gays with gays are more real...
After reading the introduction, Xu Qingtian continued to study Fenghu's Weibo.
Wait, research? =l=Xu Qingtian always feels that she is a bit perverted.
Why study the Weibo of your fans?It's definitely not because Fenghu and Nangong Bai'an are alumni that he is so sensitive - that's what Xu Qingtian justified.
The mid-term exam is just beginning, the school is too inhumane. ——Fenghu's second Weibo.
Xu Qingtian felt her heart beating still. A long time ago, Nangong Bai'an complained to him in the same tone: Our school has too many exams, one quiz a month, the mid-term exam just after the start of the semester, and the final exam after the mid-term exam ...
At that time, Xu Qingtian would always comfort him non-stop: Tiger touch it, tiger touch it vigorously, hug him...
Across the internet, all Xu Qingtian could do for him was send some comforting words.In fact, Xu Qingtian has been saying to Nangong in his heart, wait for me, wait for me to be by your side, wait for me to be by your side, I can accompany you to review, and I can rely on you face to face.
It's a pity that Xu Qingtian finally came to S city, but Nangong Baian no longer needs him.
Thinking about it, Xu Qingtian felt his eyes a little sore, but here, with a swipe of the mouse, he clicked on the comment.After clicking the comment, Xu Qingtian regretted again: What does he want to do?Tell Fenghu what you said to Nangong Bai'an at that time?Hahahaha, is it funny?
——Simply, Weibo got stuck for a while, but the comment box didn't even pop up——Xu Qingtian immediately closed the entire browser...
What an idiot, Xu Qingtian commented on her absence just now.
By the way, pay attention here: Xu Qingtian clicked on the reply, but did not jump out of the reply box, do you know why? [=l=Plan through face
Here's a brief summary: At this time, Sina Weibo has just undergone a revision and upgrade.There was a lot of wailing on Weibo: the new version of Weibo is ugly, it looks more and more like Twitter... and many functions have also been moved to places that are not convenient.
The bottom right corner of the Weibo before the revision is the reply, but after the revision, the bottom right corner is the like.
and so……
in fact……
Xu Qingtian pressed the wrong key just now, and he liked Fenghu's complaining Weibo. =l,=
And Fenghu is a fan of jokerjoker who is willing to spend 10 times the price to buy the debut book of a male god... So, as a matter of course, there is the following Weibo:
cv Fenghu: Am I dreaming?
[Screenshot: jokerjoker liked your Weibo...]
In a blink of an eye, there were congratulatory messages on Fenghu's Weibo, and of course, these congratulatory messages were also posted on jokerjoker's Weibo.
As soon as Xu Qingtian came home from work, she saw a surprise on Weibo.Xu Qingtian mouthed old blood.
Xu Qingtian: I hate you in the new version of Weibo!
Xu Qingtian looked at those Aite who forwarded it, and didn't know what to say.
#树洞# I accidentally clicked the like as a comment, and liked a fan’s Weibo, what should I do now?
jokerknight: what to do! ! !
jokerknight: [Screenshot: CV Fenghu's Weibo]
Boss Rabbit: [Applause] What rhythm?who is thisWhy did you like him on Weibo?
jokerknight: I don't want to order it!I'm just a jerk!Didn’t the comment position in the new version of Weibo change, so…
Boss Rabbit: So what the hell did you do?
jokerknight: I originally wanted to comment, but I swiped and clicked on it.
Boss Rabbit: Point the wax
jokerknight:t_t
Boss Rabbit: It’s okay, it looks like you’re a fan, there’s nothing wrong with giving a fan a like on Weibo, what’s the matter?Has it ruined your long-standing high-cold image?
jokerknight: t_t not... the point is this person...
Rabbit boss: what's wrong?Send me the address?
jokerknight: (Weibo address)
jokerknight: He is the one who paid a high price.
Boss Rabbit: /haha
jokerknight: ...
Boss Rabbit: Ape dung!
jokerknihgt: ...
Boss Rabbit: Ah, he's still gay!
Boss Rabbit: I think you two have a bright future
jokerknight: ...
Boss Rabbit: Hmm~ so, is gd on?
jokerknight: You think too much, I went to draw.
Boss Rabbit: You asked me to discuss it, why are you running?Don't run away, let's talk, I know, I can understand if you want to hug the thigh of a local tyrant.
jokerknight: Who wants to hug a local tyrant!And I also said, don't joke about love with me, I have someone I like!
Boss Rabbit: But he doesn’t like you
Xu Qing was concerned about the weather and closed the chat window with Boss Rabbit.
why are you mad?Needless to say, this guy actually made fun of his feelings!
but he doesn't like you
but he doesn't like you
but he doesn't like you
——People all over the world know that Nangong Bai'an doesn't like Xu Qingtian anymore.
——Let's put it bluntly, Xu Qingtian also knows that that person doesn't like him anymore...
—he understands.
—but he didn't want to understand.
Unrequited love is a sad thing.
Xu Qingtian was to Nangong Bai'an, and Fenghu was to herself.Wait, is Xu Qingtian being too self-indulgent here? Who said Fenghu likes herself?
Xu Qingtian silently touched Weibo again, and the ghost almost opened Fenghu's Weibo comment - no likes this time!
——He wants to confirm that Fenghu only has fans' admiration for him:
xxx replied to Fenghu: Big Fenghu, do you really like jokerjoker?
Fenghu replied to xxx: Yes, I am a fan of jokerjoker [blush]
xxx replied to Fenghu: jokerjoker is also gay!Come on, I am optimistic about you.
Fenghu replied to xxx: Xie Xie, I will work hard!
xxx replied to Fenghu: Da Da, you didn't refute me!you play really...
Fenghu replied to xxx: [blush]
Hey, Fenghu, you said "No" to your fans, but you explained a few words, what's the matter with you being so secretive?Don't let people think that you are really interested in me!Don't say such misleading words!
Xu Qingtian, who was watching the screen here, felt an indescribable feeling in his heart: don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously, don't take things on the Internet seriously, how could he really plan to chase after him?Don't be kidding, just bought his painting album, and sent so many Weibo, really want to get his jokerjoker's attention?Give me a break.Would he take Fenghu's words at ease?Give me a break!
So what if both of them are from city S...
——Xu Qingtian: Stop, =l=Why do I have to think so much?
Xu Qingtian felt that she paid a lot of attention to Fenghu.
Xu Qingtian warned herself: Don't be distracted by these messy things on the Internet and stop doing business, and don't get lost because of Fenghu (I don't know what direction it is), but be yourself.
Xu Qingtian clicked on the gray profile picture in Penguin.
jokerknight: Nangong, a lot of things have happened recently, it is really interesting to be liked by fans.
jokerknight: Nangong, unrequited love, it's very sad.But he should just think of me as a virtual idol on the Internet... I should be thinking too much.When I see him, I always think, what do you think when you see me pestering you like this?You must think I'm annoying.
hehe.Nothing, I just miss you.
Xu Qingtian pressed both ctrl+enter, and then felt again: What kind of a girl are these messages I sent by myself!
Xu Qingtian wailed for a while: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Wang Chengyao in the next room heard it, and replied casually: "Brother! You only know that you are a woman."
Xu Qingtian: "Hello!"
Xu Qingtian lives in the company's talent apartment, and the room opposite happens to be a colleague. Although they are in different project teams, they both belong to the development department and belong to a big project, so they are familiar with each other.Xu Qingtian prayed with black lines on her face that her image would not be too bad in the hearts of her colleagues.
Xu Qingtian has a headache, and the sound insulation effect of this room is too bad.
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