It is said that online dating has no good results [Net Match]

Xu Qingtian is slowly breaking away from Fenghu's matter... what a p.

Xu Qingtian was planning to use time to heal the damage caused by the like event, Fenghu tweeted him again on Weibo.

cv Fenghu:

My favorite Da Da actually liked my Weibo, I am so happy, I will send you a newly recorded song.Lyrics: _____ red ye in the third year of high school Song: ***** Late stage: Drunk Drunk Drunk, Song: Yuanpo, dedicated to my beloved erjoker.

Xu Qingtian: ...

Do you feel the love that is about to spill out of the screen?

Xu Qingtian really didn't want to listen to this song, but Fenghuda's fans were enthusiastically spreading this song.So Xu Qingtian was wheeled over and over again.

The singing is so beautiful!

Ears are getting pregnant.

Xu Qingtian: Bah, kids these days always put "pregnant" on their mouths. (Although Xu Qingtian also often frantically swipes "my ears are going to be pregnant" in the videos sung at station b...)

The mood is great!

The big fox is easy to attack!

Xu Qingtian couldn't bear the curiosity after one piece after another of beautiful words, and clicked on the link of the song.

The gentle piano prelude instantly captured Xu Qingtian's heart - music with ethereal inspiration has always been Xu Qingtian's favorite.The song is so gentle that Xu Qingtian would not click on that x no matter what.

A deep male voice unfolded with a modulation, and at this moment, Xu Qingtian's eyes widened: It sounds so good, it sounds so good!

The whole lyric is about a lonely person who travels all over thousands of mountains and rivers in order to find his lover in his previous life. Finally, his lover in his previous life has found his destination in this life. The traveler smiles and blesses...

Xu Qingtian clicked like it without hesitation.

After clicking likes, Xu Qingtian knelt down again.You see, if you like it, it means that you have read other people's Weibo, so it's not good not to say something.But what should I say?

It seems that when a great god receives a gift from a fan, he will retweet it to show his respect for the fan: then retweet it.

Xu Qingtian has received paintings and rubber stamps (photos) from fans, but this is the first time she has received a song.

Xu Qingtian bit the bullet and clicked on the comment.By the way, I glanced at the other comments on this weibo.

After a while, there are already 30 comments on this song - 30 is not a lot, but Fenghu is just a novice cv - Xu Qingtian posted a process map and there are only more than 30 comments below, why is this Fenghu? !

It’s okay if you don’t click to open it, but to open these more than 30 comments, some of them made Xu Qingtian a little bit impatient:

xxx: Big fox, this song is so tear-jerking, are you thinking of the jokerjoker god to sing it?

Fenghu replied to xxx: [shy] Yes, because I was thinking of a male god, I sang with special care.

xxx replied to Fenghu: Big Fox, I think Ni is really tempted [bye]

Fenghu replied to xxx: I am sincere!I am serious.

I am serious!I am serious.

——Why do you want to say this kind of true confession on the Internet?Why do you say it so seriously as if it's true.This is too misleading!

Xu Qingtian casually reposted: "A great song." Then he clicked on the "Private Message" button under Fenghu's profile picture, and he wanted to tell Fenghu not to do such misleading things again.

Practicing __jokerjoker: Hello.Thank you for your song, but I can't accept such a heavy gift.

Fenghu replied almost instantly.

cv Fenghu: Great God!God!

Xu Qingtian: ...

cv Fenghu: God, do you like the song I sang to you?

In practice__jokerjoker: I like it very much, thank you~(^_^)~

cv Fenghu: God, you are so cute.

Practicing __jokerjoker: ...

cv Fenghu: Really, your expressions are so cute.

Practicing __jokerjoker: Thank you.

Xu Qingtian felt that she was being led by the nose by Fenghu.Need to speak quickly.

In training__jokerjoker: Your gift is too heavy for me to bear.

cv Fenghu: Why can't you afford it?

Xu Qingtian was asked by Fenghu—why can't she bear it?How should this be answered? ——The Internet is illusory after all, don't take it so seriously——Xu Qingtian wanted to say this.But after typing out the words, Xu Qingtian was soured to death by herself - what the hell is this?It seems that Fenghu didn't say that he wanted to chase you jokerjoker...

Xu Qingtian felt as if he had hit the cotton with his fist, and there was nowhere to use his strength.

cv Fenghu: Great, if you like this song, can I make a small request.

Xu Qingtian thought left and right, and finally felt: Am I thinking too much?Everyone on the Internet seems to have such a familiar expression when they get along.Don't let people turn their faces after making a few jokes, right?

Thinking so, Xu Qingtian gave up the "teaching" plan just now.

After all, when you come up and say "don't like me" to others, no matter how you look at it, you are the real Shen Jingbing.

Practicing __jokerjoker: What request?

cv Fenghu: Can I have a big penguin qaq!

In practice__jokerjoker: I don’t usually use Penguin very much, if you have anything to say, just send me a private message [smile].

Xu Qingtian lied.

cv Fenghu: Oh, I don't use it very much either.

In practice__jokerjoker: I went to draw, 88.

Xu Qingtian almost ran away in a hurry.He is afraid.He just felt that Fenghu's feelings for him were getting stronger and stronger, and he was familiar with this kind of intensity - that's how that person treated him back then.

Nangong Baian, he said that jokerjoker is not only his netizen, but also his best friend, he said that he will accompany Xu Qingtian not only on the Internet, but also in reality, and will not let him be alone again . . . but in the end he was alone.

Online dating is not going to end well.

Since Xu Qingtian told Fenghu that he could privately trust him, Fenghu's actions became more and more serious.When Xu Qingtian posted a process map, he had to take rounds several times—one round by himself, and if a fan below reposted it, he would do another round.

When the new drama was released, Xu Qingtian was obviously not part of the crew, but he had to be alone with Aite.

Xu Qingtian gritted his teeth: It's okay, it's okay, soon, when the novelty wears off, he won't be so fanatical anymore.

Yes, here is the network.

Today's popular hit, tomorrow will be tears.

Today I love you so much that I have to, but tomorrow I turn around and say the same thing to others.

This is the network, a gentle and cruel world.

As long as he adopts a high-cold policy, he will soon forget himself——Xu Qingtian thought so.

Xu Qingtian is currently a graduate student at the Software College of NN University, and is currently doing an internship at the branch of aaaoaaa company located in S City.It is said to be an internship, but the workload and work intensity are not small at all.In addition, the software industry is changing with each passing day. In addition to studying and working during working hours, a lot of charging is also essential.

Entering November, since aaaoaaa company is a foreign company, Christmas will be on holiday, and the workload will suddenly increase.

For several nights in a row, Xu Qingtian had to stay in the company and work overtime until late at night.

On the day of the legendary annual shopping carnival, Xu Qingtian's team had another unexpected task and had to work overtime.

Si Baichen, the little brother sitting next to Xu Qingtian, was brushing with a pad in his arms while changing the codes - working overtime was quite comfortable.

Xu Qingtian was in tragedy.The code kept reporting errors, so Xu Qingtian had to turn on debug to search for the reason line by line.

Xu Qingtian discovered another cause of error, and happily corrected it. As soon as it was running - the number of bugs increased from 4 at the beginning to 15, and Xu Qingtian was about to cry.

At this time, Si Baichen was leisurely asking Xu Qingtian: "Sunny, do you think I look better with a plaid scarf, or a solid color scarf?"

Xu Qingtian is on fire, I am working so hard to change the code here, but you still have the mind to play flash kills: "Si Baichen! If you want to use Taobao, go home and do it for me, I will be tortured to death by the code!"

Si Baichen came over and patted Xu Qingtian's shoulder: "Sunny, put the fire away, the more anxious you are, the more you won't be able to change it. I'm here because I'm afraid you will be lonely by yourself."

Xu Qingtian: "I won't be lonely! Besides, your own things..." Are you finished?

Xu Qingtian just wanted to question, but seeing Si Baichen pushed his glasses with an innocent face, Xu Qingtian couldn't ask - Si Baichen, a code genius.He can solve other people's daily workload in one hour.

And this guy didn't hide his edge at all. After being praised, he would smile and return: "Because I was born for code."

That innate domineering aura really made him less popular in the company by not one or two points.It is said that people's double q value is conserved, and people with high eq will owe some iq, so high iq elites like Si Baichen owe more than one point or two on eq.

And asking Si Baichen if you finished your work is simply asking for trouble.

Xu Qingtian sighed: "It's not clear who will accompany who. Is it because I don't have a girlfriend, and I am alone during the holidays, so I come to the company to tease me? Let me tell you, come quickly and obediently help grandpa The problem is solved!"

"Darling, is there someone who begs like you?" Si Baichen curled his lips unhappily.Although he said he was unhappy, he still came over and pushed Xu Qingtian away.At the same time, he handed the tablet in his hand to Xu Qingtian, "Come and help me choose a scarf. Blue and yellow checkered ones, and pure brown ones, help me choose one."

Xu Qingtian squatted down: "Pick up a scarf, any time is fine, tell me the reason for this bug." Xu Qingtian is a very serious person, and this problem may be encountered in the future development process. He has Si Baichen this time, but not every time he has Si Baichen.

"The jar package on the website does not match the interface in the program. Who told me that the code of this project of the company is too old. It has been more than ten years, and no one would write it like this now..." Si Baichen explained, "Sunny, You don’t need to delve too deeply into these things, who still uses development programs now, and now almost all front desks use js and php. Hey... this project... If you want me to say, just cut it down and start again..." Si Baichen said He changed it cracklingly, while explaining it to Xu Qingtian, which contained a lot of technical terms that Qingtian didn't quite understand.

Xu Qingtian was stunned for a while, and finally, she knelt down and obediently picked up a scarf for Si Baichen.

Half an hour later, Si Baichen finished all the procedures.

Xu Qingtian's face was full of blood and tears: How can there be such a big gap between people.

Xu Qingtian swiped a few times on Si Baichen's pad, and accidentally changed the program - from Taobao to a photo browser.The opened photo showed two boys smiling brightly.Xu Qingtian was stunned for a while, then pointed to the boy on the right in the photo in surprise and called out, "Si Baichen, is this you?"

Si Baichen glanced at the opened photo album in Xu Qingtian's hand, and immediately grabbed it with a flustered expression: "Who told you to see my photo?"

"No... I swiped to the photo album with just one swipe." Xu Qingtian explained - the ipad is too easy to swipe.

Si Baichen suddenly realized that his reaction was a bit outrageous, and returned the pad to Xu Qingtian: "Oh, it's nothing, just some old photos. You can take a look if you want."

"It's not right, why did you react so strongly just now?" Xu Qingtian muttered in a low voice, "However, this photo is very early, when is it?"

"How early?" Si Baichen smiled and shook his head, "A year ago."

"One...a year ago?" Xu Qingtian's mouth was so wide that an egg could be stuffed in, "But...the difference between you and the photo...isn't it too big..."

Si Baichen's height looks like 180, but he looks like a skeleton, with slender arms and neck like the petite girl in the company.And Si Baichen in the photo doesn't look very thin, and his face is a bit fleshy... These are two people!

"Well, I lost my relationship and got depression." Si Baichen smiled, looking very free and easy, but Xu Qingtian clearly felt the sadness in his smile, "We met three years ago, we knew each other for a year, and then A relationship was established, and then he broke up with me. Then, I broke down."

"I'm sorry to bring up your sadness." Xu Qingtian apologized, thought for a while, and added, "Don't worry, I will keep your relationship secret."

"Ah? There's nothing to keep secret." Si Baichen smiled cheerfully.

"Fuck, big brother, this is for brothers, you should be careful with others - you can say anything about liking a man?" Xu Qingtian said.

And Si Baichen was a little surprised: "How do you know I like men?"

Xu Qingtian: "Your pad is either a photo of you and him together, or a photo of him alone, this..."

Si Baichen laughed: "So it's like this...you're quite sensitive."

Xu Qingtian was embarrassing, it turned out that she had been hit on the wrong side by herself.

Xu Qingtian: "Um, actually, me too." Xu Qingtian said this because he thought that he knew Si Baichen's secret, so he should also hand over some of his own secrets to the other party, so that everyone can trust each other.Xu Qingtian somehow felt that Si Baichen was a friend worth making.

Si Baichen chuckled: "Hahaha, I see."

Xu Qingtian Khan, is he that obvious?

Si Baichen seemed to have heard the doubts in Xu Qingtian's heart, and explained: "You immediately concluded that he and I are lovers, so I think you are also in this trap. Ordinary people, who would doubt the relationship between two boys for no reason? "

Xu Qingtian felt that Si Baichen was right.

The matter was settled, and it was already early morning when Xu Qingtian returned home.

November 11th was an extremely lonely day——Xu Qingtian was obviously exhausted, but she just... didn't want to sleep.Xu Qingtian thought of many things: This world is so lonely, so there are so many people, it seems that everyone has a scar in their hearts...

Unable to sleep, Xu Qingtian decided to quickly paint something to commemorate this lonely Singles' Day.

After drawing a good painting, Xu Qingtian opened Weibo to upload the picture, but what surprised Xu Qingtian was that when he opened Weibo, the amount of Aites was astonishing—no, he hadn’t been on Weibo for n days in a row, how could there be so many Aites? ?

Click to open it, and all Aites are because of reposting a person's Aite comment:

cv Fenghu: Give it to my male god erjoker [blush]...

Fenghu Aite's is a modern radio drama, the entire first episode, and the cast list shows that Fenghu is the main character.Xu Qing flipped through Aite one by one with a speechless face, thinking puzzledly: Hey, what does this mean?What is given to me?What does your blushing mean?Hey, speak clearly!

And a series of comments are even more explosive.

xxx: Big Fox, you are doing well, we are optimistic about you//Big Fox, you are really enough, what do you want Qingxia Jun to do//I wish you happiness//: Confession at the end! ! ! ! ! //: Confession!up! ! !

……

Xu Qingtian saw the "confession" and fell silent.

What the hell is going on with this show?

Xu Qingtian thought for a while and decided not to listen.

After posting the picture, Xu Qingtian felt as if she had finally finished something.The new picture is his goddess - Hei Changzhi.It only took an hour for quick painting, and I didn't pay attention to it. What I painted was Hei Changzhi who had turned into a demon.On Xu Qingtian's Weibo, he has drawn no less than 20 pictures of Hei Changzhi.Xu Qingtian has always longed to become a demon like Xiao Meiyan.

That person has become an unattainable god, then I will become the devil who opposes it. The devil does not want to destroy the beautiful world created by God. She just loves God and is afraid that God will be too lonely at the highest place in the world...

It's very touching to think about it...

But Xu Qingtian is a mortal after all, all he can do is to harass that gray head nicknamed Nangong Bai'an as always.

Just when Xu Qingtian was going to sleep, her phone rang - a private message came from Weibo.

Fenghu: Big joker!Have you not slept yet?

Xu Qingtian threw the table: He shouldn't have installed Weibo's mobile client.

——But wait, why is he afraid of Fenghu sending him a message?

Xu Qingtian tensed his posture, and replied: I'm going to sleep now.

cv Fenghu: Da Da, did you listen?

cv Fenghu: That drama~

Xu Qingtian remembered that drama.

Practicing_jokerjoker: Not yet, I plan to listen to it tomorrow.

cv Fenghu: Oh...

cv Fenghu: You must listen!Daddy, you must listen, good night!

Under Fenghu's repeated request, Xu Qingtian plugged in her earphones and clicked on the show.Although Fenghu would Ai Zuoqingtian every time he released a play, this was the first time Xu Qingtian heard Fenghu's play.When Xu Qingtian heard Fenghu's voice, he seemed to finally understand the reason for the surge in Fenghu's fans - Fenghu's voice is really magnetic, and when singing, since Fenghu is an amateur, this advantage is completely It is not shown, but when he speaks, the magnetism that catches people is really fascinating.

Moreover, for some reason, Xu Qingtian always felt that his voice was very familiar and kind, as if an old friend was speaking in his ear, but among Xu Qingtian's friends, there was no such nice voice at all.

The plot was very ordinary, but Fenghu's voice kept hooking Xu Qingtian, allowing him to hear it until the end.

With the narration: Thank you listeners for listening to this, thank you for liking this show, today is November [-]th, I wish everyone a happy Singles' Day.

Xu Qingtian thought that in the end, every member of the crew should give their blessings one by one.

Fenghu was the last one to send blessings, and on the other end of the earphone, Fenghu said in a gentle tone: "I wish all the listeners, as well as everyone in the crew, and everyone in the club, that everyone can have lovers and get married in the end." , and hope that my male god jokerjoker is no longer alone."

Xu Qingtian's confused face...

May I not be alone anymore?