I do whatever I want when time stops

Lu Pingsha got his wish and went to Ma's house as a long follower.

Of course, it wasn't that he was unsuspected, it's just that gold and silver opened the way, and after the investigation, he found that those long-term followers were indeed tricks in his drinking and eating meat together, so he didn't investigate any more in a hurry.After all, it's easy to run over a long follower, as long as the Ma family's affairs are dealt with first.

Lu Pingsha pretended that he didn't know anything and just did things honestly, and followed the master of the Long family obediently.

Originally, they wanted to become long followers and sneak out during the day to wander around other storylines. Unexpectedly, after all the candidates were confirmed, they were forcibly gathered together to learn the rules.

The so-called sharpening the gun in front of the battle is not fast.

Lu Pingsha's plan fell through like this, and sometimes they wondered if the dungeon was deliberately targeting them, and they had to go to Ma's house first, and then go to other story lines.

Oh, by the way, this is also the first time that Lu Pingsha has really met the heads of the Long family.

First of all, Master Long Juren, he should be 35 years old this year, and he should be considered a young man in modern times, but here, he does not look old anymore. If it is not known that he is already 35, people may say that he is 25 letter.He is about 1.8 meters tall, with a strong body and a handsome face. He does have the capital to attract countless romantics.

As for Mrs. Long, she looked like a woman in her thirties. Although she was well maintained, compared with Master Long, she looked much older.But she should be a few years younger than Master Long.

With such an obvious gap, I can't blame everyone for saying in private that Master Long may have practiced some kind of kung fu of harvesting yin and nourishing yang. Otherwise, how could he be so young and strong if he is so sensual?

Then there are two young masters and a young lady of the Long family.

The eldest young master Gu Songru follows is just 20 years old this year. He looks very similar to Master Long. He is like a brother when standing together, but he likes to laugh, looks a lot gentler, and has a good reputation in the mansion. It is said that Never suppress people at will.Moreover, he also inherited his father's lustful habits, but apart from liking women, he also seems to be interested in men. In his small courtyard, there are many waiters.

In order to ensure her innocence, Gu Songru had to bask in the sun every day, trying to make herself darker, or use cosmetics to make herself more ordinary.

Although his body is only thirteen or fourteen years old, what can he do if people like this?

Gu Songru's biggest worry every day is that he is afraid that he will be spotted by the young master.

Fortunately, other book boys also know that Gu Songru is good-looking. In order to win the favor of the young master, they exclude him openly and covertly, and speak ill of him. At present, he is doing well.

God knows that in this kind of red-level dungeon where people are dying at any time, they still have to deal with these jealous things, Gu Songru is going crazy.

But there is no way, in order to inquire about the news, he can only bear it.

Next is the Second Young Master.

The Second Young Master is different from the Eldest Young Master, not to mention that he is only 15 years old this year, and he already had the reputation of a scholar early on. Although he is a bastard, he is very popular at home, and he has a much more correct attitude than the Eldest Young Master.It is said that because of a fortune teller by a master, he was not allowed to be close to beautiful women before he was eighteen, so he is still considered pure and good.

That's right, this second young master seems to have some shameful hobbies in private, likes to abuse small animals, and dead cats and dogs are often thrown out of his yard, so his reputation is not very good.

Finally, there is the third lady.

The third lady is fourteen this year, but it is said that she has already booked a house with someone else. Now she learns embroidery and housekeeping at home every day, rarely comes out, and her temperament is very quiet, almost like a transparent person.

However, Chen Feng made a fortune for this third lady, saying that this third lady is destined to be evil, and she is by no means an ordinary person, maybe she raised a little ghost at home and so on.

Some other concubines and aunts can't be regarded as masters, so they can't go to the Ma's house together, but as far as the information found so far, none of them are easy to get a name in the Long's house.

It's just these things on the surface, which already make people feel that the Long family is in dire straits, not to mention the hidden news that has not been investigated yet?

As for Dai Wenle...

The news is more mixed, and the truth is different. Some say that he left the Long family directly after being next to a certain important person, and some say that he snooped out some secrets of the Long family and was killed. A certain maid eloped.

But one thing is for sure, when Dai Wenle was in Long's house, he seemed to think highly of himself, and he didn't have too much communication with anyone, so after he disappeared, no one went to him.

The news of Dai Wenle was quickly cut off from the Long family.

If you want to inquire again, you can only continue to spend time.

Lu Pingsha, Chen Feng, and Gu Songru hid among the crowd and looked at each other, then boarded different carriages respectively, and followed them to Ma's house.

On the carriage, Lu Pingsha, as the long follower, was also ordered by the housekeeper.

"The background of the Ma family is even better than that of our Long family. There, don't go where the master doesn't let you go, you can't take an extra step, you can't say a word, follow the master from the beginning to the end, the master Do what you are asked to do, no matter what you see or hear, you must tell the master exactly, you can't make up your own mind, understand?" The housekeeper said to Lu Pingsha.

Lu Pingsha nodded silently, maintaining his personality.

Afterwards, Lu Pingsha quietly took out a small piece of gold and stuffed it into the butler's hand.

The housekeeper had never seen anything good, and he didn't pay attention to such a small piece of gold at all.However, after touching the gold, it was discovered that there was actually a glazed bead inlaid on the back of the gold!

Cough, they are actually glass beads, and they don’t cost money at all.

Lu Pingsha took it casually from another dimension pocket.

But in this day and age, it's worth the money.

The butler's eyes on Lu Pingsha changed.

He originally thought that this was at most a spy sent by another family, but how could an ordinary spy be so generous?

The butler's eyeballs rolled, but he still put the things in his sleeves, and the words changed when they reached his mouth.

"I don't know what role you play in those long entourages. But whether you want to take the opportunity to rise to the top or have any other ideas, I advise you to give up your thoughts. In the Long family , except for the master, no one's life is worth anything!"

Lu Pingsha glanced at the butler in surprise, feeling that the butler seemed to be implying something.

"That's all I can say." The butler gave Lu Pingsha a meaningful look, "When you arrive at Ma's house, never leave the master three meters away, even if you are in a hurry, you can just pee on your body, understand? Those I have never seen a follower who was three meters away from the master come back alive."

So much for the steward's words.

But it exposed a huge amount of information.

Lu Pingsha also had some relief in his heart, and showed a complicated smile to the housekeeper.

Of course, as for what this smile represents, it depends on what the butler thinks.

Anyway, Lu Pingsha doesn't care how others interpret it.

The carriage drove for about a quarter of an hour, and the Ma's house arrived soon.

Before getting off the car, Lu Pingsha had already heard all kinds of noises around Ma's house.

Some came to congratulate, some came to set off firecrackers, some sang music and danced lions outside, and some sprinkled money outside. Those who didn’t know thought it was the opening ceremony of a store.

As soon as Lu Pingsha got out of the carriage, he immediately trotted to follow Master Long, so fast that others were a little caught off guard, and even Master Long couldn't help but glance at him.

This long follower doesn't seem to have much ability, but his running speed is fast.

Lu Pingsha thought to himself, since the butler said so, he must be closely following Master Long. Who knows whether the three-meter distance starts from entering the main entrance of Ma's house or from getting off the carriage?

Be careful there is no big mistake.

Gu Songru and Chen Feng also seemed to understand something, and followed closely behind the other masters.

"Master Long, honored guest, please come inside—" The eldest son of the Ma family seemed to be in charge of welcoming him at the gate of the Ma family. The appearance of the dragon and the phoenix is ​​so contrasting that it looks like a pig.

But the pig didn't seem to mind these things, and instead greeted people with a smile.

"Mr. Ma has lost a lot recently." Master Long nodded and smiled at the other party reservedly.

"Hey, for my father's birthday banquet recently, I was too busy and exhausted." The eldest son of the Ma family said with a smile, "Just now my father was still talking about you, Master Long. If you went, he must be very happy .”

"A trivial gift is not a respect." Master Long waved his hand, and immediately some of his subordinates took the gifts off the carriage and sent them directly to the Ma's warehouse, where some people counted them. There came a burst of cheers from the onlookers.

"Haha, Master Long, you are being polite. My father gave birth to me when he was in his thirties, and I envy you the most in life, Master Long, for your way of keeping in good health. If you can have a good talk with my father, it will be the best congratulatory gift."

"Of course." Master Long replied casually.

After finishing speaking, Master Long lifted his foot and walked in, followed by Lu Pingsha, who did not see Mrs. Long's eyes that almost stared at him from behind.

Once the Ma family's birthday banquet is over, this long follower who dares to walk ahead of the masters is doomed to die!

Lu Pingsha didn't care if he offended the npc or not.

When he walked into Ma's house, he immediately understood everything the housekeeper said.

God, what kind of story line is the Ma family? !

After Lu Pingsha walked into Ma's house, he found that Ma's house was full of secrets.

Outside the door, the Ma family looked like an ordinary wealthy family, nothing different.

But when he walked in, he found dead bodies hanging one after another in the living room of Ma's house.

These corpses include those common animals, chickens, ducks, fish, pigs, cattle, sheep, men, women, children, and some other corpses that cannot be named but are definitely living things.

They were hoisted high with huge iron hooks like roast ducks, and it seemed that they were still breathing, but there was no trace of blood on the ground.

And under these corpses, there are various tables and chairs. There are a lot of tableware and knives on the table, but there is no food.

The table was already full of guests, some of them were staring at the hanging corpse, with suspicious water stains on the corners of their mouths, and some were chatting with the people next to them with a smile, as if they didn't think there was anything wrong with it.

"Ah—" I don't know which family's servant yelled out at this moment.

"To shut up!"

Accompanied by a loud shout, several servants of the Ma family appeared from unknown corners immediately, and directly dragged down those servants who were not trained to make sounds.

"It seems that today's menu will have a few more."

"Hey, the Ma family's culinary skills are outstanding. It's a pity that they don't usually entertain guests, otherwise I can come here every day for a meal."

"Hahaha, I will definitely make you full today."

"Yes, these are all fresh goods today, and there is still some breath left."

……

Everyone is laughing and joking, it seems that it has long been commonplace.

Lu Pingsha and the others suppressed their surprise and said nothing, but sat down with the masters of the Long family.

The servants of the Long family did not make a sound, which made the Long family seem to have more face, and everyone praised the Long family for its rules.

Master Long responded with a smile.

Soon, other guests were also seated.

However, when encountering such a scene, there are naturally some people who can't hold back.

Among them was a young lady with a good family who also yelled out, and was also dragged down. The parents of that young lady didn't even bat an eye, as if they didn't see it at all.

It was indifferent to the extreme.

It seems that from the moment they stepped into the door of Ma's house, these people have directly lost part of their emotions and reason as "human beings", replaced by pure desire for food.

Lu Pingsha carefully observed the surroundings, especially the servants who were three meters away from his master, and found that their eyes gradually became a little distracted, and their attention was not on his master, but gradually fell in love with him. The hung-up corpses in the air already had looks of longing on their faces.

Lu Pingsha felt a chill in his heart.

This copy seems to have everything.

When the guests were almost all in place, the old man of the Ma family came late, and even the other princes and ladies of the Ma family followed behind him.

If it is said that the master of the Long family has a good face, then the old man of the Ma family is completely old-fashioned.

Don't say he is sixty, even if he is a hundred years old now, people will believe him.

His hair was completely white, his teeth had all fallen out, his face was so wrinkled that he could barely see his face, and his body was bent, as if he had stepped into a coffin with one foot.

Completely formed two extremes with Master Long.

"Cough, cough, cough." The master of the Ma family seemed to be coughing very badly. The eldest son of the Ma family handed over the handkerchief in time, and the handkerchief was soon stained red.

"Thank you for coming to my [-]th birthday." Master Ma said with a smile after coughing, "In order to thank you for giving me this face, everyone should not get drunk today and eat to their heart's content. There is something better here for everyone to eat."

Many guests also applauded.

It seems to have been waiting for a long time.

The atmosphere on the field suddenly became lively.

Everyone is gearing up and seems to be waiting to eat.

The first thing to be let down was a chicken that had been plucked.

Its raw meat is different from ordinary chicken, its skin is particularly smooth, and it has a faint smell of medicine.The iron hook seemed to have its own consciousness, and it stayed in front of each guest for a while, waiting for the guest to cut a piece of meat from the chicken with a dagger before going to the next guest.

The master of the Long family was naturally one of the first guests to enjoy it.

When the chicken landed in front of him, he didn't move. Instead, he signaled Lu Pingsha to step forward with his eyes, and opened his mouth slightly, "I want the piece of meat above the chicken wing."

Lu Pingsha nodded, picked up the knife, and reached out to touch the chicken.

The meat of this chicken is very firm, and you can tell how good it will taste just by touching it.The chicken's neck turned around slowly, its eyes were full of tears, and it looked at him pitifully.

It doesn't look like a chicken at all.

But it really is a chicken again.

Because everyone has been directly hanging here.

Lu Pingsha lowered his eyes slightly, one hand had already held down the chicken's wings, and the other hand used a knife to gently cut off a piece of meat.

The blade is not considered sharp, but what is even more surprising is that the meat of the chicken itself is smooth and tender, and the meat can be torn off with just a slight cut.

A piece of chicken with a snowflake texture was just removed.

And this chicken didn't bleed much.

If I hadn't picked it myself, no one would have thought that chicken would have this texture?You can say it's top-notch snowflake beef, but it's unlikely to be chicken.

Lu Pingsha faintly smelled a strange fragrance, which made him want to eat this piece of chicken directly into his stomach!

But Lu Pingsha pinched himself, and quickly suppressed this impulse.

The master of the Long family looked up at Lu Pingsha, then picked up the chopsticks, gently picked up the chicken, and put it in his mouth.

Chew slowly.

The people around looked at him with jealousy, "How does it taste?"

"That's right." The master of the Long family slowly smiled. He didn't seem to have changed in any particular way.

But at this moment, the chicken has arrived at Mrs. Long's side.

Madam Long couldn't wait to cut off a big piece herself, and swallowed it directly in three or two mouthfuls, without any elegance that my wife should have.

Lu Pingsha looked at her in surprise.

He thought that Mrs. Long's performance should be the same as Master Long's, but their husband and wife are obviously not the same, and on the contrary, they are a bit out of tune. After Mrs. Long swallowed, the crow's feet around the eyes seemed to disappear in an instant.It is said that the eyes are the windows of the soul, without these few wrinkles, Madam Long looks younger in an instant.

"Hurry up, it's my time."

If Mrs. Long is like this, the First Young Master Long and the Second Young Master Long are naturally even more difficult to restrain.

However, almost all the guests present were like this, so their behavior was not surprising. On the contrary, Master Long's normal behavior was the most abnormal among them.

A chicken, after going around like this, was quickly divided up, leaving only the chicken head and an empty chicken skeleton.

The most frightening thing is that the chicken is not dead yet.

"This chicken is very smart. We have raised it as a human being since we were young." The master of the Ma family said softly, "It never thinks it is a chicken, but a human being. I eat it every day." Provide it with delicious food, and use various secret methods to raise it until it successfully develops into such a perfect and tonic appearance. A piece of its meat is enough to restore a little youth, but it is a pity that everyone You can only eat it once a year, too much will be too much."

"Fortunately, everyone ate to their heart's content, so its death is worthwhile." Master Ma looked up at the chicken and said with a slight smile, "Now do you know that you have never been a human being."

The chicken closed its eyes forever in pain.

Lu Pingsha was a little terrified when he heard it.

Master Ma's words were not long, but contained a lot of information.What does it mean to raise a chicken as an adult?Does this mean that the chicken has always thought of itself as a human being a long time ago?No matter how smart it is, it can't reach this point.If you want to raise it to this point, how much thought do you need to spend?It's just to eat its meat. Is it necessary to do this?

However, even though he knew there was no logic in this matter, Lu Pingsha still believed the words of Master Ma.

Because some people, he is born perverted!

You can't measure them with normal human thinking.

Perhaps the happiest thing for them is not to eat a chicken alive, but to let the chicken think that it is a person, but when it dies with its last breath, tell it that it is just a chicken .

This kind of pleasure is far more satisfying than eating it.

"Master Ma is still so interested and elegant."

"It's just what's the point of eating such a chicken. If it is flavored with such an interesting story, I think the chicken will be more delicious."

"That's right, that's right. There's already a chicken that thinks it's a human, so what is this fish?"

After the chicken is finished, it is naturally fish.

The fish was about the size of a crocodile. It looked a bit like a tuna, but it didn't seem like it.

After what happened with the chicken just now, I know that this fish may not be simple.

I don't know what kind of things this master of the Ma family will do again.

"This fish doesn't have any other hobbies, but once I accidentally swam into the lake and fell into the water, it happened to be this fish that saved me." The master of the Ma family said lightly, "I saw that it was so huge, so I knew it had already died. I have lived for a long time. There is no repayment for saving my life, so we might as well just eat it and let it live longer in our body, wouldn’t it be a good move?”

"Hahaha, Master Ma is really interesting."

"This fish can actually save people? It's interesting and interesting. Now that the person I rescued is caught for everyone to enjoy, it can be regarded as saving people to the end."

"Haha, come on, let me taste the fish first."

Gu Songru was a little angry, but before she showed anything, she was pushed back by Chen Feng.

This is just a copy.

Obviously, this is a special plot.

If you do something out of the rules here, like yelling, like doing something else, the rule breaker will soon become part of the food.

There are so many guests here, if Gu Songru makes a scene, all three of them might die here.

Gu Songru was not ignorant of the severity, and quickly calmed down.