I do whatever I want when time stops

I don't know if this fish regretted saving Master Ma, but it has been completely eaten, and it is even more popular than that chicken.

Even if eating it doesn't have the same effect as eating chicken, the fact that it was once the life-saving fish of Mrs. Ma is enough to increase everyone's appetite.

Lu Pingsha and the others could only watch helplessly as they finished eating the fish.

After that, pigs, cattle, sheep, etc. almost all have their own stories.For example, a sheep that is pregnant and kneels down to beg for mercy, works hard to cultivate land for farmers, guards a family of old scalpers from poverty to wealth, or that one was raised as a pet and depended on its owner for life pig.

These animals, a common feature is extremely human.

After eating so many rounds, soon, it will be the turn to eat people.

The first to be let down was a 13-year-old boy.

This young man has beautiful features, although there are no scars on his body, his sanity has almost disappeared, his eyes are dull, and he looks like a vegetable.

"Look, everyone, have you ever known this person?" The eldest young master of the Ma family opened his mouth to ask this time.Mrs. Ma was not angry either, and looked at his child with a smile.

When everyone looked closely, they all felt a little familiar.

After a while, the master of the Long family said with a certain tone, "This seems to be the nephew of the Xie family."

As soon as these words came out, all the guests immediately responded.

"That's right, that's right, I feel like he's the little gentleman from the Xie family."

"According to his age, he seems to be this old."

"Didn't he go far away, why is he here?"

"Hey, this is the youngest scholar here. It was so beautiful back then, but the unicorn of the Xie family, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it to be put on the table now."

……

Lu Pingsha listened to their discussion, and finally understood a little bit of information.

This Xie family used to be a big family like the Ma family's Long family, and this young man surnamed Xie was a grandchild whom the Xie family valued very much.

It's a pity that with the decline of the Xie family, the belongings of the Xie family were also directly divided up by other families. Naturally, this young man from the Xie family can no longer stay in this city.Moreover, he is already the youngest scholar, as long as he is admitted to Juren Jinshi, it may not be impossible to restore Xie's family.

But unfortunately, his future ended here.

"Hahaha, I accidentally ran into this man on the street that day. I thought he was a family friend for many years, so I was willing to give him some silver taels as a guide. I yelled and cursed, and my words were full of dissatisfaction and anger towards my father. If that's the case, I thought I'd grab it and use it as food for my father's birthday banquet."

The young master of the Ma family said with a matter of course, "We have already eaten his family, so why not eat another one? I heard that a scholar's brain is greatly nourished. He is so knowledgeable, if we each eat a bite of him Brainy, especially the wives present, maybe the children born in the future will also be able to be a scholar at the age of thirteen."

Speaking of this, Lu Pingsha noticed that the eyes of these ladies on the field were all bright.

The men smiled one by one, as if they enjoyed the feeling of trampling the noble son of the past under their feet.

Lu Pingsha seemed to suddenly understand the meaning of this birthday banquet.

It strips away all the good side of human nature, leaving only the most basic appetite and evil desires.

Those who are reduced to food in this battle are far more human than these people sitting on the table.

This house full of guests, where there are no human beings, are they clearly beasts? !

No matter how cold-blooded Lu Pingsha was, when he saw a guest trying to stab the boy with a knife in his head, he couldn't help but want to strike.

But Lu Pingsha's speed was a little slower.

"Wait a minute!" Chen Feng took the lead and stopped talking.

"Master Long, what does this mean?" The young master of the Ma family saw that Chen Feng had come out of the guards of the Long family, and turned his head to see what Master Long meant.

"This person didn't act on my orders, he made his own opinions, so you can do what you want." The master of the Long family said casually, not caring about the life and death of his guards at all.

If you break the rules, just die and replace it with another one.

"Also please listen to me, gentlemen. If I say something bad, it won't be too late for you gentlemen to come and punish me." Chen Feng cupped his hands slightly, neither humble nor overbearing.

"Let's talk about it." The old man of the Ma family seemed a little interested. The person in front of him seemed too calm, and he was also suitable to be a new dish.

"As you gentlemen can see, I'm a cook." Chen Feng's appearance with such a large waist is indeed very convincing, "I just heard you gentlemen talk about the way to eat human brains, and I just remembered that my ancestors had fresh food. This way of eating will definitely make you masters more enjoyable."

"Tell me in detail." The old man of the Ma family became interested in listening, and it was difficult for others to say anything.People are hosts and they are guests, so what is there to say?

"My ancestors said that there is not much difference between eating human brains and eating monkey brains. The only difference is that if you want to eat human brains well and enjoy the deliciousness, you have to eat them directly when the person is happiest. Get rid of his brain, at this time, the human brain is the most active, and it is also the most delicious. The most important thing is that people who die in this state of bliss will not even have resentment." Chen Feng said slowly, "I know that you gentlemen don't care about these grievances or not, but today happens to be Mrs. Ma's birthday, which is very auspicious, so why bother with these bad luck?"

Mrs. Ma seemed to have noticed something interesting, "Then how do you think people can die in a state of bliss? After this person was arrested, we have used all kinds of methods. He already looks like a living dead. If he doesn't eat , this brain is not tasty."

"After listening to a few words just now, the villain roughly understands that the happiest moment in this person's life is the moment when he was selected as a scholar. At that time, his relatives were alive, his family background was proud, and he was young. Countless friends praised and envied him. It was the happiest time in his life. The villain once rescued a Taoist accidentally, and he gave me a Dream Return Talisman, please look at it, it is this one."

Chen Feng took out a Dream Return Talisman from his bosom. The rune looked very complicated, but it seemed to be mixed with some wonderful theorem faintly, and everyone was amazed at it.

"This talisman is not bad. It is a good thing. I wonder which expert drew it?"

"Wonderful, I also hunt for runes. Those who can draw this kind of runes must have profound attainments."

……

"What is the function of this talisman?" The young master of the Ma family couldn't help but asked beside him, "Why bother, just finish it."

"My lord, the dream talisman this time can make people enter a dream and recall the moment when they were the happiest. If I use this talisman, it will make this young master's brain the most active."

"Then hurry up and try!" The young master of the Ma family was very excited, "I can't wait to eat him."

Obviously, the young master of the Ma family is full of jealousy towards this young and handsome junior, who is also clever.

He himself is not considered to be an outstanding talent, because he especially hates those who are outstanding.It's a pity that there are not many opportunities to beat a dog in the water like this. If possible, the person he wants to beat up the most is naturally the master of the Long family.

At a similar age, he is still a young master, while the other party is already the head of the Long family.Not to mention, the other party is completely superior to him in terms of character, talent, learning and appearance, and even Master Ma admires him. How can we not make Master Ma resentful?

"Yes." Chen Feng strode up to the boy, pasted the Dream Returning Talisman directly on his body, and silently recited a few incantations.

Boom—a white halo completely dispersed from the Dream Returning Talisman, covering everyone in it in a blink of an eye.

There was no need for Chen Feng to shout, Lu Pingsha and Gu Songru had already lowered all the other hanging people from the iron hooks, and directly used props to put them up.

"Speed ​​up, my dream return talisman can only make them fall into a hallucination for 5 minutes!" Chen Feng shouted, "These people are too high-level, my dream return talisman should last for a quarter of an hour."

The red-level prop [Dream Return Talisman], after use, will unconditionally make the designated range of candidates fall into the illusion and cannot break through. The time lasts for 5-10 minutes, depending on the level of the used object. The time below the red-level dungeon can last for 5-10 days.

Lu Pingsha and Gu Songru's speed was almost at the 3-minute mark, and they were all rescued.

"Are we running away now?" Gu Songru clenched his fists, "I really want to kill all these guys on the field."

"They are the NPCs of this dungeon. If you kill them, you will live again. It's meaningless." Lu Pingsha shook his head, "And we haven't heard about the longevity fruit yet, so we must not leave."

"You replace these." Chen Feng took out a bunch of dead mice and snakes from the space props.

"Hang them up, and I'll turn them into what they were before." Chen Feng hurriedly urged, "Time waits for no one."

"Can you fool me?"

"Of course it can't be fooled, but we can make them unable to eat and make some accidents come out." Lu Pingsha instantly understood what Chen Feng meant, and then threw a red-level prop, "This is the trophy I got before. , just use it."

The efficiency of three people is very fast.

When the time of the Dream Return Talisman was about to disappear, the three of them had already returned to their original positions.

In this matter, it is enough for people to see their tacit understanding.

Even though there was no special training before, it still played a great role in such an emergency situation.

Of course, the most important thing is that they all thought together.

It is true that in this kind of dungeon, you can escape danger by doing nothing and staying close to these npcs, but watching these npcs do things like this, anyone who is bloody can't stand it.

The people in the time audit department naturally couldn't stand it even more.

If this kind of thing is taken for granted, then one day they will become less and less human, and even become exactly the same as these beasts in human skin on the field.

They are not saving people, but their own conscience and morality.

As soon as the Dream Returning Talisman came into effect, Chen Feng's knife had already pierced the boy's brain.

Or rather, in the brain of a dead mouse.

I don't know what kind of transformation talisman Chen Feng used, and no one saw any flaws for a while.

But when these brain tricks are eaten by everyone, they can't be fooled no matter what.

Gu Songru was a little nervous for no reason.

"Are you afraid?" Just as Gu Songru was trembling, the young master of the Long family suddenly stretched out his hand, directly wrapped around Gu Songru's waist, and hugged him. His hand had already touched Gu Songru's face. Very close.

The bookboy next to him has been pushed aside, staring at Gu Songru fiercely with jealous eyes that could almost turn into knives.

Little did they know that Gu Songru had goosebumps all over her body after being touched.

He wants to kill this pervert!

Gu Songru roared silently in his heart, but considering that he couldn't ruin the important matter of Lu Pingsha and Chen Feng, he could only endure it.

Wipe, touched the ass.

He wants to chop off this salty pig's hand.

Gu Songru was so angry that he got out of place.

"Hey, don't be afraid, it's just some gadgets. If you are afraid, come find me in the room later, and I will help you slowly." The eldest young master of the Long family looked at Gu Songru with a leery look and said, "Although It's a bit dark, but I haven't tried anything this dark, maybe it has a different flavor."

Gu Songru has already thought of various ways to kill this NPC.

"Gentlemen and lords, it's ready." Chen Feng divided the brains of the dead mouse into small portions, and almost every guest took a small bite, and delivered them to each guest.

When delivering it to Master Long, Chen Feng gave Lu Pingsha a wink.

Lu Pingsha understood in seconds.

The red-level prop [Hurricane] is activated.

Phew—a gust of wind suddenly blew up outside the door.

The storm went straight through the foyer, picking up countless objects.

Tables, chairs, tableware, and even the messy people who had been hung above were all directly swept to the ground by such a hurricane.

"My lord, be careful!

"My lord, be careful."

"Quick, save people, what are you doing so stupidly?"

Several voices sounded from all directions, causing the subordinates brought by these guests to panic.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Lu Pingsha and Chen Feng secretly overturned the table that might not have been overturned, and put those "people" hanging on the iron hooks directly on the ground.

He even secretly pushed some servants out, making them step on those "people" one after another, making these "people" completely unrecognizable, not to mention eating them, even looking at them, they are unsightly.

In this way, you can cross the sea.

The chaos of the scene made Master Ma very angry.

"What are you panicking about? Isn't it just a flurry of trouble? If you make a fuss again, the family law will take care of you. Go and help." The words of the master of the Ma family were like a pinnacle of calming the sea, and quickly brought the situation under control.

The servants of the Ma family were well-trained and quickly helped to stabilize the situation.

The tables, chairs and food that had been ravaged were all dragged down and replaced with a whole new set.

In less than a quarter of an hour, the field was cleaned up.

It's just that on the beam, there is only a large string of empty iron hooks left.

"Just now, who made trouble first?" The Ma family old man said angrily, "Someone took the opportunity to make trouble!"

Of course no one responded.

Lu Pingsha and Chen Feng even lowered their heads, just laughing in their hearts.

They were innocent, they didn't do anything, they just created a gust of wind and pushed a few people by the way.

In such a chaotic situation, trying to find the person who caused the trouble at the beginning is simply wishful thinking.

Furthermore, there are so many servants brought by other guests here, the Ma family can deal with one or two, but it is absolutely impossible to deal with them all.

"I think it's better to end today's birthday banquet. Old man, you have lost interest, and everyone has been shocked. I'm afraid you don't have the heart to taste the food anymore. It's still early in the day, and it's not too late to continue the banquet in the evening."

"That's right, I heard that Ma's garden is a must. I wonder if I have the opportunity to feast my eyes?"

"Old Master Ma calmed down, this is also an accident."

Guests, you said one sentence to another, and quickly rounded up the situation.

Mrs. Ma's complexion also improved a little.

Because Gu Songru was hugged tightly by the young master of the Long family, he didn't use any strength at all, and he couldn't escape at all.

"Hey, you're scared." Young Master Long stroked Gu Songru's back and smiled, and whispered, "Look, isn't the current situation much more interesting than simply eating?"

Gu Songru looked at the young master in shock, always feeling that the other party meant something.

However, the young master seemed to appreciate his embarrassment enough, and quickly let him go, patted his buttocks and smiled, "I'll pamper you when I get home."

Gu Songru simply didn't know what to say.

The dinner at the Ma family was very mediocre, so naturally they could only take the guests to the garden.It's just that the garden path is not big, so these guards naturally can't follow, only some confidantes can follow.People like Lu Pingsha and Gu Songru who became monks on the way, naturally don't get such good treatment.

However, it is estimated that it is impossible for them to find any longevity fruit in the garden. The longevity fruit probably will not appear until night, so Lu Pingsha and others are very calm.

After leaving Young Master Long, Gu Songru went to take a bath almost immediately, and then briefly talked about things with Lu Pingsha and Chen Feng, of course, including the fact that he was eaten tofu.

Lu Pingsha almost didn't laugh out loud.

"How do I remember that when you were in the company, you directly smashed your high-level executives with blood, and almost went to court in the end? You actually put up with it. It's really not like you." Lu Pingsha laughed without conscience.

Can't blame him for that either.

After all, this dungeon is too depressing, and they also need to relax.

Especially when Gu Songru paints his face so black, he can't escape?

It can only be said that it is difficult to give up on natural beauty.

Some people tried their best to hook up with the NPC to pass the level, while some people rushed to the door with the NPC, and he was as scared as if he was being chased by a tiger.

Quite the opposite.

It can only be said that the same rice feeds all kinds of people.

"From top to bottom, there must be no simple things in the Long family." Chen Feng shook his head and said, "Although Lu Pingsha and I have contributed to today's farce, I am afraid that some people have seen something and want to borrow it on purpose. Lu Pingsha and I are just an introduction, and someone else will naturally do the rest. Since the Xie family can be eaten by other families, why can't the Ma family?"

"It's a little too arrogant for the old man of the Ma family to celebrate his birthday alone with all the masters of other families."

Therefore, the Ma family seems to be very powerful now, but it may have violated the interests of other people, so everyone enthusiastically came to help, even if they saw something, they didn't make a sound.

Even the Shenmu empress wanted the Ma family's longevity fruit, which was evident.

"The key is still the night." Lu Pingsha sighed, "What we watch during the day is just pediatrics. I think with the perverted degree of these people, I'm afraid they will play more at night. If we continue to sit and wait, I'm afraid there will be no good results. "

A red-level dungeon is really exciting.

Gu Songru felt like she was going to be stupid.

He didn't understand, what kind of guts did Dai Wenle eat to think that he could pass this level by hooking up with an npc?

"You said, is it possible that the npc that Dai Wenle hooked up with is Young Master Long?" Chen Feng asked suddenly, "Although I haven't figured it out yet, my premonition tells me that Young Master Long should know a lot of things. Dai Wenle has been his school boy, and he is not bad looking, if he deliberately flatters him, he should be able to get a lot of clues."

Gu Songru's hair stood on end for a moment, "I'm a showman, not a person!"

He absolutely must not dedicate himself to obtaining information.

Innocence and dignity are more important than anything else!

"Hey, don't imagine it's a beauty trick. Just imagine yourself acting in a play. You used to sacrifice yourself for art in movies, and you could even accept being naked." Lu Pingsha felt a little embarrassed, feeling like A villain who forced his good into prostitution.

But as far as the current situation is concerned, Young Master Long is indeed the only breakthrough they can find.

"I think I can give it a try." Chen Feng said without changing his face, "Don't panic, don't say it's to seduce people to act in a play, even I have been in women's clothing before, and I don't need to be ethical to pass the customs. As long as I can live, I am more than anything else." Stronger."

Gu Songru felt that her three views were on the verge of collapse.

Listen, is this what the boss can say?

Unfortunately, Gu Songru is only one person after all.

He could never resist the double attack of Lu Pingsha and Chen Feng.

In the end, Lu Pingsha also suggested that he could change into Gu Songru's appearance to meet the young master of the Long family for a while, but Gu Songru stopped him decisively.

"It's easy to be discovered." Gu Songru sighed, already having the answer in his heart.

Isn't it just dedicated to the copy?Nothing great either.

Moreover, Teacher Lu and Master Chen both gave him self-defense props, no matter how bad it was, his innocence could be preserved.

I'm a big man, so it doesn't matter if I get touched twice, at most, I can just touch him back.

This young master Long is not ugly, he can even be called handsome, but this behavior is a little ridiculous.

Maybe they are just pretending to be pigs and eating tigers.

Chen Feng has already opened the signature on Gu Songru's body, and they can communicate anytime and anywhere.

Just using the ability like this will make Chen Feng tired to some extent, but it will give Gu Songru a lot of information and stabilize a big rock in his heart.

As long as you have passed this barrier in your own heart, the rest is irrelevant.

Didn't expect that he would go down the old path of Dai Wenle?

With grief and indignation in Gu Songru's heart, he resolutely played the classic bgm in his mind to see him off.

Lu Pingsha and Chen Feng quietly lay in ambush, ready to respond at any time.

"Master Chen, your fortune-telling is really accurate." Lu Pingsha couldn't help but sighed, "Fifty thousand and eighty-one hexagrams are really worth it."

The role that Gu Songru can play in this dungeon is really greater than imagined.

The half-month wait was not in vain.

"I've always been accurate." Chen Feng curled up the corners of his mouth quite reservedly, "No kidding."