Brother President, open the door for me

Lu Xiangnan: "..."

The air between the two was silent for ten seconds.

Jiang Zhu seems unfit to live on Earth tonight.

What was even more embarrassing was that Jiang Zhu's eyes stopped on a certain part of the house for about five seconds before he retracted in a panic.

He swallowed secretly, and immediately turned his back and covered his forehead, "Yes, yes, uh... that's sorry... no, I'm sorry, I... I didn't mean it, I just wanted to say, you first Don't go in, there are glass shards on the ground..."

Oh my god!Jiang I wish you to see what good deeds you have done! !

Will he be regarded as a pervert now? !

Still a pervert! !

Another five seconds passed.

It seems like five seconds in a lifetime.

His face was blushing almost to the point of bleeding, why hasn't he responded yet!Even if you hit him with a punch!

Finally, Jiang Zhu heard the sound of Lu Xiangnan picking up the bath towel on the ground.

He turned his face away from an angle in embarrassment. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of him hanging the towel on his left shoulder, and then put it back on. "Why, why didn't you wear it?"

"hot."

Suddenly a cluster of small flames rushed into Jiang Zhu's brain.

"This season should be okay... No matter how hot it is...I think you should wrap it up first, and then if the glass shards on the ground, well, I'll go somewhere later, er, how about you..."

His mind is a mess now, and he gradually can't understand what he said.

"elder brother."

"Uh-huh?"

Kill him with one sword.

"It's okay, I don't blame you." Lu Xiangnan leaned over at some point, his wet chest was almost pressed against Jiang Zhu's back, and his fragrant breath pressed against his ears, "We are all men, aren't we? ?”

Jiang Zhu: "..."

...to die for.

"Still, brother..." He gently squeezed Jiang Zhu's shoulder with one hand, "Are you shy?"

Of course I'm shy!

The problem is that your brother just likes men!I can't tell you!

With Jiang Zhu on one side, he withdrew from Lu Xiangnan's nearby territory.

It looked like a drowning person who had been thrown into the sea for a long time and finally came out of the water to get fresh air.

"I'll just deal with the glass slag," Lu Xiangnan said.

Instead of teasing Jiang Zhu, he grabbed the towel on his shoulder and entered the bathroom.

As soon as the bathroom door was closed, a big stone fell to Jiang Zhu's heart.

He hasn't slowed down until now——

Probably can't slow down.My head is filled with dirty words like "size" and "really big".

Jiang Zhu stood there for a while, then went to sit on the sofa and turned on the TV.

Family ethics drama, change channels.

Appreciation and analysis of European and American movies, change channels.

Pop music, change the channel.

News broadcast, change channels.

He turned off the TV when it switched to the sports channel.

Then he started to scan Weibo and short videos, trying to divert his attention.

Actually saw nothing.After listening to those messy things, I feel more and more irritable.

Boys take a bath is just one word, fast.

It didn't take long for the sound of the bath water in the bathroom to disappear, and Jiang Zhu's nerves tensed up again.

Lu Xiangnan poked his head out from inside, "Brother, can I ask you to get another towel for me?"

"Oh, okay, then wait for me."

Jiang Zhu turned into an old lady, went to the balcony to pick it up for a long time, and brought him a pink towel.

Why is it pink?

Because Jiang Zhu remembered that his slippers were pink, maybe... he likes pink?

In order to avoid the accident that just happened, when Jiang Zhu walked to the door of the bathroom, he consciously turned his body away from him, and just passed the towel over, "Here."

Lu Xiangnan knew exactly what Jiang Zhu was thinking.

This really made him more excited.

"Thank you brother." Lu Xiangnan took the towel, raised his eyebrows, and touched his slightly trembling fingers seemingly unintentionally.

Jiang Zhu withdrew his hand suddenly, as if touching a hot potato.

"To trouble brother today, I will find someone to come to my house to repair the water pipe tomorrow. But it may not be fixed so quickly. If it can't be repaired..."

Jiang Zhu could hear what he meant, so he picked up his words: "Then you still come to my house to take a bath, you must take a bath every day for training."

Lu Xiangnan smiled, "That's right, otherwise it would all stink."

"That's not true," Jiang Zhu said, "and you always have a...scent."

"Really? Why don't I know..." Lu Xiangnan raised his arm to sniff, and stretched out his wrist in front of Jiang Zhu, "Isn't it? Why don't you smell it again, brother?"

"The authorities are obsessed." Jiang Zhu pushed his wrist half-jokingly, "Well, it's almost time, you go back, and put on your clothes quickly when you go back, don't freeze."

Lu Xiangnan was the same as when he came in, only wrapped in a bath towel and ready to go out, stopped at the entrance, and turned: "Brother, don't you want to see me?"

Jiang Zhu was taken aback, he didn't expect him to make such a request.

"Send, send, send." Jiang Zhu couldn't laugh or cry, and walked towards him, "Really, it's just two steps."

Lu Xiangnan was already standing outside the door, but he still refused to go back, making the ground at his door dripping with water.

"Still here?"

"Brother, I actually want to say..."

"What do you want to say...you say it."

Lu Xiangnan paused, "Besides my mother, you are the first person to see me naked."

What followed was a very soft door closing sound, so soft that it was almost inaudible.

With dull eyes, Jiang Zhu took out his mobile phone and called Mo Zihan.

Mo Zihan: "Hey, what's the matter with our wishing brother? It's a big night."

Jiang Zhu: "Book a plane ticket for me."

Mo Zihan: "Huh? Are you okay? Where can I book the plane ticket?"

Jiang Zhu: "Mars."

Mo Zihan: "..."

**

Since the last time I took Liang Xiaonian shopping, the relationship between the two brothers became more natural.This kid has such a forthright personality since he was a child, and it is easy to talk to him, and he never has to beat around the bush, so he is easy to get along with.

This morning, Liang Xiaonian got up late and his bicycle was out of gas, so he had no choice but to ask Jiang Zhu to drive him.

Liang Xiaonian was still sitting in the back seat, stamping his feet anxiously while looking at his watch, "Brother, Brother Jiang, my good brother, can you hurry up? My cousin is almost dead!"

"Hey, don't say such bad words, what can you do if you are late?"

"Oh, our grade teacher is a female devil. Last time I caught people late at the gate of class [-]. I guess it's class [-]'s turn today! Then I'm really going to die, Brother Jiang!"

"Okay, okay, no matter how urgent this car is, it won't grow wings. I will hurry up."

"Thank you Brother Jiang!"

"Hey, when I got off work yesterday, I saw Chenghai seemed to be making up something, it was quite lively."

"Ah, as always, isn't it the sports meeting coming up, the day after tomorrow."

"The day after tomorrow? So soon?"

Calculating the time carefully, according to Chenghai's practice, it seems that it is indeed just these few days.

"Didn't you sign up for a project? Seeing that you are not small, sports shouldn't be bad, right?"

"Brother Jiang, not everyone is as talented in both style and style as you are. I'm good at sports, so I won't be ashamed to go up there."

"How can you say that, the most important thing is to participate." Jiang Zhu wiped the steering wheel violently at the corner, and Liang Xiaonian almost knocked on the glass window and "fucked" hard.

"Brother, I can't see that you are quite fierce, I almost knocked out your teeth..."

The car started slowly and steadily on the road, and there was still a red light before driving to Chenghai.Jiang Zhu reminded Liang Xiaonian to put his schoolbag on his back in advance to save time.

As for the sports meeting...

"Hey, then in your sports meeting, will all sports students participate?"

Liang Xiaonian replied: "Of course, the main reason is that their sports students participated in winning prizes, like Lu Xiangnan, these days they don't come to the classroom very much for training.

In fact, what Jiang Zhu wanted to ask was Lu Xiangnan.

"However, this uncle often misses classes. Anyway, he is a physical education student... the teacher doesn't care. It's the little girls in our class who feel restless when they don't see him. Really, isn't it because he is more handsome than me? Is it lost!" When Liang Xiaonian said it, he compared "a little bit" with two fingers.

There was a smile on the corner of Jiang Zhu's mouth, "Ahem, no more."

"What, Brother Jiang, why are you turning your elbows out! I am your cousin!! A cousin with a quarter blood relationship! What is that uncle!!"

"Okay, the show is over," Jiang Zhu parked the car at the school gate, unlocked the door, "Go down, you'll be late in 2 minutes."

"Fuck!" Liang Xiaonian turned pale with fright. He slammed into the door frame as soon as he opened the car door, clutching his forehead and sprinting [-] meters towards the classroom.

Jiang Zhu shook his head.

If this kid participates in the sports meeting at this speed, he will be designated to win the prize.

**

After Jiang Zhu got off work, he remembered that there were not enough daily necessities at home, so he planned to go to the supermarket near the community to buy some.He wrote all the things to buy and the corresponding quantities on the memo in advance.

The name of the supermarket is "Lucky Lai", and the scale is quite large, with two floors. Before shopping, everyone habitually pulls out a small cart at the door, and Jiang Zhu is no exception.

Jiang Zhu remembered that once when his mother came to visit him, they happened to be in the supermarket. The two of them were pushing a small trolley, and they bumped into each other somehow, and then the mother and son looked at each other in dismay.

My mother said that you are a president, pushing a small trolley to buy things in the supermarket, your style of painting is a bit weird.Jiang Zhu didn't feel that the price had dropped at all, so he said, "Mom, do you read too many CEO articles, so I can't be a down-to-earth president?"

Then my mother smiled and said that it is true, whoever calls my son has the face of the male protagonist in the president's article.

The items were almost picked out, he was going to pay the bill, but thinking of the old couple, he went back to the second floor to bring them some presents.

"Slippers, towels, carpet..." Going further there, it is the underwear area.

Yes, I have to buy some of these. I didn’t bring many when I moved in. If it rains and the weather doesn’t dry, I don’t need to wear them.

A short male clerk enthusiastically stepped forward to introduce him: "Look, sir, this row is all our new styles, the fabric is soft, very comfortable, and the sales are particularly good..."

Jiang Zhu never liked being followed by shop assistants when he picked things up, not to mention that he was introducing this kind of underwear, so he could only smile slightly, "Thank you, I'll just take a look for myself."

"OK, all right."

Jiang Zhu has seen through the little tricks of the shop assistants a long time ago. They say yes, but in fact they will always stick to you and try their best to sell you when they get the chance.

Looking over there, there was a style of underwear that hit his aesthetic point.

His eyes lit up, and he reached out to try the texture.

At this time, an embarrassing thing happened——

At the same time, there is another hand covering the underwear.

This hand was slightly larger than his, with long white fingers and a sports bracelet on its wrist.

The hands of the two were folded together, touching the underwear.

The fragrance that hit him head-on made Jiang Zhu confirm the owner of this hand.

"What a coincidence, brother."

Yes, what a coincidence, I met you when I picked out a pair of underwear, and I picked the same pair of fucking underwear!

Lu Xiangnan slowly withdrew his hand.

Seeing a new customer, the male clerk began to sell enthusiastically again, "Sir, you have a good vision. This is the best-selling men's underwear in our store. You can consider it."

Jiang Zhu picked up the underwear and looked back and forth, suddenly the unspeakable picture he saw that night exploded in his mind.

"I'll buy one." Lu Xiangnan took a new one from the shelf and handed it to the clerk.

The rows on this shelf are all one size.Jiang Zhu thought.

The male clerk happily took it, "Okay, I will wrap it up for you right away. What about this gentleman?"

Jiang Zhu didn't talk to the clerk immediately, but glanced at Lu Xiangnan twice, pursed his lips, "Aren't you considering changing...a piece?" His tone was weak.

"what happened?"

"Don't you think it's a bit..." Jiang Zhu coughed twice, "It's too small?"