Brother President, open the door for me
Chapter 16 "Then I'll Be Your Wife."
Realizing why Jiang Zhu said this, Lu Xiangnan raised a corner of his mouth, "Brother, do you remember so clearly?"
"I……"
You are going to die, what are you talking about!Something is wrong!Jiang Zhu really wanted to slap himself twice.
Lu Xiangnan seemed to find it very interesting, he picked up the underwear in his hand and said, "What size do you think my brother thinks I should buy?"
The conversation between the two made the clerk feel ashamed.
"You... think about it yourself." Jiang Zhu hurriedly pushed the cart and left without buying a pair of underwear. He only felt that if he continued this topic, his old face would be thrown from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean.
But what Jiang Zhu didn't expect was that Lu Xiangnan followed him, and also didn't buy a pair of underwear.
"It seems like I haven't talked to you for a long time, brother." Lu Xiangnan said while walking beside him.
Yes, just these few days, why does it feel like it takes so long.
"Is there?"
"Yes," Lu Xiangnan complained slightly, shaking his phone at him, "I haven't sent me a message yet, I thought you hated me and didn't plan to talk to me anymore."
Jiang Zhu hurriedly said: "Ah, no, how could I hate you, I like..." "It's too late to like you" before swallowing the half sentence.
Lu Xiangnan: "What do you like?"
"xi..." Jiang Zhu made a sharp turn in his mind, "First, go to checkout first."
As expected, after paying the bill, Lu Xiangnan naturally got into his car.
"Now the seat belt will be fastened?"
"Yes, but I forgot. Please, brother, teach me again."
Both of them knew it was a joke.
Jiang Zhu stroked his hair with a smile, "Little devil."
Every time Jiang Zhu saw him, talked to him, and got in touch with him, he always felt nervous unconsciously, and he was very worried that Lu Xiangnan would notice this nervousness, so on the surface he always forced himself to play the role of big brother.
The atmosphere finally eased up a bit, so Jiang Zhu might as well talk to him more.
"I heard that the Chenghai Games will be held tomorrow, how many events do you have?"
Lu Xiangnan took off the sports bracelet and twirled it on his finger, "A lot. I'm probably going to die of exhaustion."
"I think so too." Jiang Zhu said, "How about I go to the scene to cheer you on?"
"...is that okay?"
Jiang Zhu was stunned.
In fact, he was just casually talking about this topic, and he didn't really have this intention.But when Lu Xiangnan got serious, he began to feel guilty, "Ah...ah?"
"Can you come and see me?" Lu Xiangnan strengthened his tone, obviously more serious than before.
At that time, Jiang Zhu had just one thought——
Something bad happened.
It's true that sometimes you can't just say something casually, who knows if you are joking or not.It's really not very kind to give some hope and then extinguish it immediately.
However, Chenghai's school gates are always open to the outside world during the sports meeting. Parents of students, classmates from other schools, and even wild dogs on the roadside can go in and watch.
Besides, Chenghai is also Jiang Zhu's alma mater, and Jiang Zhu is a high-achieving student in University A. As long as he wants to, he can go in anytime, and everyone welcomes him.
"But... Tomorrow Wednesday, I will go to work." Jiang Zhu looked helpless.
He could clearly see from the rearview mirror that the bright eyes of the co-pilot were gradually dimming, unable to focus like a thick fog.
Jiang Zhu couldn't resist his appearance, so he quickly comforted him: "Aren't there many fans of yours in school, and... I'm missing an old man who is going to be three years old?"
Hearing the last three words, Lu Xiangnan raised his eyelids, his face was not very good-looking, "Brother, you are not old, if you say such things again, I will get angry."
His expression seemed to say: Nan Nan is very angry, and the consequences will be serious.
"Okay, okay, don't talk, don't talk." Jiang Zhu took his right hand away from the steering wheel, raised it, and patted his head affectionately.
Lu Xiangnan was not happy, and just like last time, he rubbed against his palm like a puppy.
Jiang Zhu has always thought that the younger brother next door is amazing, sometimes he is reassuringly obedient, and sometimes he is invisible, standing there without talking is a proper dish in the gay circle.
But [-]% is a straight man.Jiang Zhu felt sorry.
After all, there are still a small number of people who like the same sex in this world. If he knows that his brother likes men, he may still feel disgusted.
A sense of loss welled up in my heart.
"Brother, you...really can't come?" Lu Xiangnan's big watery eyes sparked hope again, as if rejecting him would be a heinous thing.
But, he really wants to go to work!You can't say that you missed work just to watch the next-door brother's game, right?Before he had a fever, he would never miss a day of work.
In that case... what would the staff think of him?
"That's why you want me to go?" Jiang Zhu smiled, "I'm not an important person, whether I go or not..."
"You are." Lu Xiangnan interrupted, "You are important. I just want you to come."
Jiang Zhu didn't quite understand.
It's just living in the opposite door, and he's not a real brother, so what's the point?Why does he have to attend the sports meeting to cheer him on?
Although Jiang Zhu wanted to, but he is a mature adult after all, he can't make trouble like a little kid, he has to be measured.He joked: "Okay, I can't skip my shift. I have a lot of business recently. I guess unless I say that my wife has a baby, the gang in my company can accommodate. Otherwise, I..."
"Then I'll be your wife."
Time freezes at this moment.
Jiang Zhu didn't expect such a sentence to come out of Lu Xiangnan's mouth.
Of course, Lu Xiangnan also realized that his mouth was about to scare Jiang Zhu, and his expression gradually relaxed, "But I can't have children."
"puff."
The two laughed in unison.
The topic about the sports meeting skipped over while laughing and joking. Lu Xiangnan knew that Jiang Zhu was serious and responsible in his work, and he really couldn't get away, so he didn't bring it up again.
But he was not reconciled.
**
Jiang Zhu clearly distinguishes the priorities. On the day of the sports meeting, he did come to the company to work on time, but he was always absent-minded.Always approving documents, I think of Lu Xiangnan's face and his sincere words in the car that day, and feel very sorry.
I hope all his projects go well, and it is best to win the first prize.
By the way, if you can't go to the scene... At least you can buy him some food after get off work to replenish energy.
However, although he is good at sports, he is not a professional after all. Should a sports student prepare energy-enhancing food?What if the one he bought is not suitable for eating before exercise?
... so annoying.
During the three days of the sports meeting, all grades in Chenghai were suspended, and all students except the athletes sat in the stands to have fun.Liang Xiaonian was so bored that he actually made a video call to Jiang Zhu directly.
Just when the call came, Jiang Zhu had just finished approving the last document, and he pressed the answer button.
In the picture, Liang Xiaonian looked tired, yawned with his mouth open, rubbed his eyes and looked at Jiang Zhu.
Jiang Zhu: "Why were you so sleepy yesterday? Did you stay up late today without class?"
Liang Xiaonian: "Isn't this too exciting, it's finally possible to be happyhappy."
Jiang Zhu: "Why are you videoing with me? Didn't you chat and play with your classmates?"
Just as he was talking, the camera flicked suddenly, and two boys popped out of the video, with Liang Xiaonian's shoulders on one left and one on the right.
So he began to introduce one by one: "Brother Jiang, these two are my good buddies. The little idiot on my left is called Chen Xiang, and the big idiot on the right is called He Fei..."
Before he could finish his sentence, he was beaten twice on the head by the two people on the left and right.
"Who the hell is a little idiot is a big idiot, you are the idiot!"
Jiang Zhu thought of his student days again.At that time, there were a few boys around him, and they would go to eat, play ball, and study together every day, but after a few accidentally learned of his sexual orientation, they gradually alienated him.
Mo Zihan is the only one who still maintains a relationship with him.
Of course, he also respects their ideas and choices.After all, the brothers who have been close for a long time are gay, and there is no way to make the big straight men feel uneasy.It is estimated that when I recall the details of their relationship in the future, I will still have the illusion that Jiang Zhu is interested in them.
Jiang Zhu watched the boys fight with a smile, and when they turned their eyes back to the camera, he said to them, "Hi, I'm Liang Xiaonian's cousin, and my name is Jiang Zhu."
"Jiang Zhu???!!!!"
"Jiang Zhu??!!!!!!"
The two boys exclaimed at the same time.
"Isn't that...the number one student in the college entrance examination for a few years?? The photo is still hanging at the school gate!
"Damn, I felt like it just now, I didn't expect to catch a live one!!"
"Ahhh, the god of learning, accept my worship!!"
"Niangao boy, how did I never know that your cousin is so awesome? Why is he so fucking handsome??! Is my village Netcom??"
"I always thought the photo at the school gate was an excessive P-picture, and I thought, how can there be such a god of learning with such a male god-level face?? It turned out to be more handsome than the photo!!"
Liang Xiaonian was more proud than anyone else: "Go, go, that's my cousin, who has a half-money relationship with you two?"
"A big ah ah ah I can't reach it in [-] lifetimes, brother Jiang Zhu, you are my idol!"
"It's not that exaggerated, I..."
Before Jiang Zhu finished speaking, a burst of exclamation broke out in the video, which shocked him a lot.
The students around them suddenly jumped up from their seats, and then there was another burst of miscellaneous and deafening shouts.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Fuck!! Throw No.2 in a big circle!!"
"It's so handsome ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I'm about to fall in love with him!"
"This uncle is probably going to break the record, Niu Cha," Liang Xiaonian didn't forget to turn the camera upside down and show Jiang Zhu the whole picture of the track and field while being excited, "Look, brother Jiang, do you see Lu Xiangnan?"
Jiang Zhu stared intently at the runway, the leading boy looked very dazzling in the sun.
Lu Xiangnan ran very fast, and the wind blowing at such a high speed blew away the bangs on his forehead, making his facial features more delicate and three-dimensional.
Jiang Zhu admitted that he envied Liang Xiaonian and his classmates.
"It's up to me to win!!! Breaking the record ahhhhhhhhhh!!!"
"Fuck Lu Xiangnan, you are my father today!!" Seeing him cross the finish line, Liang Xiaonian jumped off the auditorium without saying a word, and greeted him with a mobile phone in one hand and mineral water in the other, "Dad Lu!! Drink some water !"
Lu Xiangnan glanced at him in disgust, and was about to say "I won't drink your idiot's water", but suddenly saw the screen on his mobile phone.
Jiang Zhu?
Liang Xiaonian is on a video call with Jiang Zhu?
"Look, brother Jiang, our number one is here!" Liang Xiaonian pointed the camera at Lu Xiangnan.
Lu Xiangnan's expression suddenly softened a little, he snatched the water from Liang Xiaonian's hand, uncapped the bottle, raised his head and took two gulps.
Then, he turned the bottle upside down and poured water down his head, then lifted the hem of his clothes to wipe his mouth, exposing those wet abdominal muscles.
"I……"
You are going to die, what are you talking about!Something is wrong!Jiang Zhu really wanted to slap himself twice.
Lu Xiangnan seemed to find it very interesting, he picked up the underwear in his hand and said, "What size do you think my brother thinks I should buy?"
The conversation between the two made the clerk feel ashamed.
"You... think about it yourself." Jiang Zhu hurriedly pushed the cart and left without buying a pair of underwear. He only felt that if he continued this topic, his old face would be thrown from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean.
But what Jiang Zhu didn't expect was that Lu Xiangnan followed him, and also didn't buy a pair of underwear.
"It seems like I haven't talked to you for a long time, brother." Lu Xiangnan said while walking beside him.
Yes, just these few days, why does it feel like it takes so long.
"Is there?"
"Yes," Lu Xiangnan complained slightly, shaking his phone at him, "I haven't sent me a message yet, I thought you hated me and didn't plan to talk to me anymore."
Jiang Zhu hurriedly said: "Ah, no, how could I hate you, I like..." "It's too late to like you" before swallowing the half sentence.
Lu Xiangnan: "What do you like?"
"xi..." Jiang Zhu made a sharp turn in his mind, "First, go to checkout first."
As expected, after paying the bill, Lu Xiangnan naturally got into his car.
"Now the seat belt will be fastened?"
"Yes, but I forgot. Please, brother, teach me again."
Both of them knew it was a joke.
Jiang Zhu stroked his hair with a smile, "Little devil."
Every time Jiang Zhu saw him, talked to him, and got in touch with him, he always felt nervous unconsciously, and he was very worried that Lu Xiangnan would notice this nervousness, so on the surface he always forced himself to play the role of big brother.
The atmosphere finally eased up a bit, so Jiang Zhu might as well talk to him more.
"I heard that the Chenghai Games will be held tomorrow, how many events do you have?"
Lu Xiangnan took off the sports bracelet and twirled it on his finger, "A lot. I'm probably going to die of exhaustion."
"I think so too." Jiang Zhu said, "How about I go to the scene to cheer you on?"
"...is that okay?"
Jiang Zhu was stunned.
In fact, he was just casually talking about this topic, and he didn't really have this intention.But when Lu Xiangnan got serious, he began to feel guilty, "Ah...ah?"
"Can you come and see me?" Lu Xiangnan strengthened his tone, obviously more serious than before.
At that time, Jiang Zhu had just one thought——
Something bad happened.
It's true that sometimes you can't just say something casually, who knows if you are joking or not.It's really not very kind to give some hope and then extinguish it immediately.
However, Chenghai's school gates are always open to the outside world during the sports meeting. Parents of students, classmates from other schools, and even wild dogs on the roadside can go in and watch.
Besides, Chenghai is also Jiang Zhu's alma mater, and Jiang Zhu is a high-achieving student in University A. As long as he wants to, he can go in anytime, and everyone welcomes him.
"But... Tomorrow Wednesday, I will go to work." Jiang Zhu looked helpless.
He could clearly see from the rearview mirror that the bright eyes of the co-pilot were gradually dimming, unable to focus like a thick fog.
Jiang Zhu couldn't resist his appearance, so he quickly comforted him: "Aren't there many fans of yours in school, and... I'm missing an old man who is going to be three years old?"
Hearing the last three words, Lu Xiangnan raised his eyelids, his face was not very good-looking, "Brother, you are not old, if you say such things again, I will get angry."
His expression seemed to say: Nan Nan is very angry, and the consequences will be serious.
"Okay, okay, don't talk, don't talk." Jiang Zhu took his right hand away from the steering wheel, raised it, and patted his head affectionately.
Lu Xiangnan was not happy, and just like last time, he rubbed against his palm like a puppy.
Jiang Zhu has always thought that the younger brother next door is amazing, sometimes he is reassuringly obedient, and sometimes he is invisible, standing there without talking is a proper dish in the gay circle.
But [-]% is a straight man.Jiang Zhu felt sorry.
After all, there are still a small number of people who like the same sex in this world. If he knows that his brother likes men, he may still feel disgusted.
A sense of loss welled up in my heart.
"Brother, you...really can't come?" Lu Xiangnan's big watery eyes sparked hope again, as if rejecting him would be a heinous thing.
But, he really wants to go to work!You can't say that you missed work just to watch the next-door brother's game, right?Before he had a fever, he would never miss a day of work.
In that case... what would the staff think of him?
"That's why you want me to go?" Jiang Zhu smiled, "I'm not an important person, whether I go or not..."
"You are." Lu Xiangnan interrupted, "You are important. I just want you to come."
Jiang Zhu didn't quite understand.
It's just living in the opposite door, and he's not a real brother, so what's the point?Why does he have to attend the sports meeting to cheer him on?
Although Jiang Zhu wanted to, but he is a mature adult after all, he can't make trouble like a little kid, he has to be measured.He joked: "Okay, I can't skip my shift. I have a lot of business recently. I guess unless I say that my wife has a baby, the gang in my company can accommodate. Otherwise, I..."
"Then I'll be your wife."
Time freezes at this moment.
Jiang Zhu didn't expect such a sentence to come out of Lu Xiangnan's mouth.
Of course, Lu Xiangnan also realized that his mouth was about to scare Jiang Zhu, and his expression gradually relaxed, "But I can't have children."
"puff."
The two laughed in unison.
The topic about the sports meeting skipped over while laughing and joking. Lu Xiangnan knew that Jiang Zhu was serious and responsible in his work, and he really couldn't get away, so he didn't bring it up again.
But he was not reconciled.
**
Jiang Zhu clearly distinguishes the priorities. On the day of the sports meeting, he did come to the company to work on time, but he was always absent-minded.Always approving documents, I think of Lu Xiangnan's face and his sincere words in the car that day, and feel very sorry.
I hope all his projects go well, and it is best to win the first prize.
By the way, if you can't go to the scene... At least you can buy him some food after get off work to replenish energy.
However, although he is good at sports, he is not a professional after all. Should a sports student prepare energy-enhancing food?What if the one he bought is not suitable for eating before exercise?
... so annoying.
During the three days of the sports meeting, all grades in Chenghai were suspended, and all students except the athletes sat in the stands to have fun.Liang Xiaonian was so bored that he actually made a video call to Jiang Zhu directly.
Just when the call came, Jiang Zhu had just finished approving the last document, and he pressed the answer button.
In the picture, Liang Xiaonian looked tired, yawned with his mouth open, rubbed his eyes and looked at Jiang Zhu.
Jiang Zhu: "Why were you so sleepy yesterday? Did you stay up late today without class?"
Liang Xiaonian: "Isn't this too exciting, it's finally possible to be happyhappy."
Jiang Zhu: "Why are you videoing with me? Didn't you chat and play with your classmates?"
Just as he was talking, the camera flicked suddenly, and two boys popped out of the video, with Liang Xiaonian's shoulders on one left and one on the right.
So he began to introduce one by one: "Brother Jiang, these two are my good buddies. The little idiot on my left is called Chen Xiang, and the big idiot on the right is called He Fei..."
Before he could finish his sentence, he was beaten twice on the head by the two people on the left and right.
"Who the hell is a little idiot is a big idiot, you are the idiot!"
Jiang Zhu thought of his student days again.At that time, there were a few boys around him, and they would go to eat, play ball, and study together every day, but after a few accidentally learned of his sexual orientation, they gradually alienated him.
Mo Zihan is the only one who still maintains a relationship with him.
Of course, he also respects their ideas and choices.After all, the brothers who have been close for a long time are gay, and there is no way to make the big straight men feel uneasy.It is estimated that when I recall the details of their relationship in the future, I will still have the illusion that Jiang Zhu is interested in them.
Jiang Zhu watched the boys fight with a smile, and when they turned their eyes back to the camera, he said to them, "Hi, I'm Liang Xiaonian's cousin, and my name is Jiang Zhu."
"Jiang Zhu???!!!!"
"Jiang Zhu??!!!!!!"
The two boys exclaimed at the same time.
"Isn't that...the number one student in the college entrance examination for a few years?? The photo is still hanging at the school gate!
"Damn, I felt like it just now, I didn't expect to catch a live one!!"
"Ahhh, the god of learning, accept my worship!!"
"Niangao boy, how did I never know that your cousin is so awesome? Why is he so fucking handsome??! Is my village Netcom??"
"I always thought the photo at the school gate was an excessive P-picture, and I thought, how can there be such a god of learning with such a male god-level face?? It turned out to be more handsome than the photo!!"
Liang Xiaonian was more proud than anyone else: "Go, go, that's my cousin, who has a half-money relationship with you two?"
"A big ah ah ah I can't reach it in [-] lifetimes, brother Jiang Zhu, you are my idol!"
"It's not that exaggerated, I..."
Before Jiang Zhu finished speaking, a burst of exclamation broke out in the video, which shocked him a lot.
The students around them suddenly jumped up from their seats, and then there was another burst of miscellaneous and deafening shouts.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Fuck!! Throw No.2 in a big circle!!"
"It's so handsome ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I'm about to fall in love with him!"
"This uncle is probably going to break the record, Niu Cha," Liang Xiaonian didn't forget to turn the camera upside down and show Jiang Zhu the whole picture of the track and field while being excited, "Look, brother Jiang, do you see Lu Xiangnan?"
Jiang Zhu stared intently at the runway, the leading boy looked very dazzling in the sun.
Lu Xiangnan ran very fast, and the wind blowing at such a high speed blew away the bangs on his forehead, making his facial features more delicate and three-dimensional.
Jiang Zhu admitted that he envied Liang Xiaonian and his classmates.
"It's up to me to win!!! Breaking the record ahhhhhhhhhh!!!"
"Fuck Lu Xiangnan, you are my father today!!" Seeing him cross the finish line, Liang Xiaonian jumped off the auditorium without saying a word, and greeted him with a mobile phone in one hand and mineral water in the other, "Dad Lu!! Drink some water !"
Lu Xiangnan glanced at him in disgust, and was about to say "I won't drink your idiot's water", but suddenly saw the screen on his mobile phone.
Jiang Zhu?
Liang Xiaonian is on a video call with Jiang Zhu?
"Look, brother Jiang, our number one is here!" Liang Xiaonian pointed the camera at Lu Xiangnan.
Lu Xiangnan's expression suddenly softened a little, he snatched the water from Liang Xiaonian's hand, uncapped the bottle, raised his head and took two gulps.
Then, he turned the bottle upside down and poured water down his head, then lifted the hem of his clothes to wipe his mouth, exposing those wet abdominal muscles.
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