I smashed the CP of me and the villain school grass

The last time the Grim Reaper slept in bed was more than 3000 years ago.

He was still alive at that time, 21 years old, in the prime of his life.

"Brother, what are you thinking?" Jiang Yan lay in the arms of Death God, his eyes sparkling.

"I didn't think about anything, but you, why did you kick the quilt again?"

"Because it's hot." Jiang Yan squeezed desperately against the god of death, enjoying the coolness he brought.

"Didn't your father teach you to cover yourself well? If you expose your feet, ghosts will come and catch you!"

The god of death personally certified: ghosts will not catch people in the quilt.

"Well, Ah Yan is afraid!" Jiang Yan closed his eyes tightly, shrinking into the arms of Death.

Good guy, he talks about being afraid of ghosts, but he actually holds a complete ghost in his arms without knowing it.

Tsk, why are human cubs so naive?For a child like this, if you sell him, you have to help count the money.

Oh, Jiang Yan is only in kindergarten, and he doesn't know how to count money yet.

Then wait until he has learned Yuan Jiaofen in the first grade before selling it.

"Brother, what's your name?" Jiang Yan picked up his elder brother and asked this and that, without feeling sleepy at all.

"My name is..." The god of death pondered for two seconds, and then said his real name: "Yan Xiao."

"Which Yan is it, which effect is it? The salt of the salt, the smile of the smile?"

"Stupid, do you know how to write the words salt and smile?"

"I don't know, hehehe." Jiang Yan snuggled into Yan Xiao's arms, covering her mouth.

It's over, Lord Reaper has no dignity at all, and he was laughed at by a five-year-old human cub.

He secretly moved his fingers angrily, causing Jiang Yan to fall into a deep sleep.

Looking at the child's peaceful sleeping face, Yan Xiao murmured ferociously: "It's Lord Yan's Yan who beat up the disobedient child as a warning to others!"

After complaining, he felt a lot better.

Randomly pulled the quilt to cover Jiang Yan, and then it turned into a wisp of smoke and floated out of the window.

Do you really want the majestic God of Death to sleep with someone?It is impossible in this life.

……

In the early morning of the next day, Yan Xiao called Jiang Yan to wake up at 7 o'clock.

But found that the little guy was not in the quilt.

Why are you so disobedient?

"Ayan, where are you?"

"(╥_╥) woo woo woo..." Hearing a familiar voice, Jiang Yan finally couldn't help crying.

The source of the crying is the wardrobe...

Good guy, he has been drilling into the closet since he was a child, and whoever will be his neighbor when he grows up should pay more attention.

Yan Xiao walked over and opened the closet door. Jiang Yan was originally huddled in the corner, but when he saw the handsome face he liked, he immediately crawled out crying.

"Woooooo, brother, where have you been?"

"Hey, don't wipe your tears on me!" Yan Xiao's well-dressed black clothes were not for wiping children's tears.

"Brother doesn't want me anymore? Woooooo..."

Yan Xiao had a headache, "It doesn't matter if I want you or not, as long as your father wants you?"

"(っ╥╯﹏╰╥c) I see, you all don't like Ayan, just let Ayan die."

"Tsk, what did the kid say that you can't die?"

Yan Xiao thought: Without my consent, you can't die.

"My brother clearly agreed to sleep with Ah Yan in his arms, so my brother's words don't matter!"

Yan Xiao remembered that his sleeping magic could work for several hours, who knew that Jiang Yan would wake up in the middle of the night?

Did it make a mistake again?Awkward……

He pulled a tissue to wipe the child's face, and coaxed softly: "Brother left for a while yesterday, isn't he coming back to take you to school now? Brother doesn't dislike you, be good, stop crying."

Uncomfortable, it is clear that the god of death who is alone and has nothing to do, now has to take care of the mood of a child.

Jiang Yan stopped crying, but couldn't stop sobbing, "Then brother will stay with me every day from now on, okay? Don't sneak away in the middle of the night again."

"Uh……"

Is this request a bit excessive?

It was agreed to send Jiang Yan to school for only one day, but he didn't say that he would send him every day...

"(.???) Brother, are you okay?" Jiang Yan dangled Yan Xiao's clothes with his baby-fat little hands.

"It's not appropriate, brother has a lot of work to do at night."

"What kind of work should be done at night? The elder brother will take Ayan to work together, okay? Ayan promises not to cry or make trouble."

"Uh..." Yan Xiao thought about the scene where he carried a baby on his back to accept the head.

It's too funny, I can't bear to look directly, hot eyes!

But he couldn't bear to see Jiang Yan's aggrieved appearance.

In the end, I still blame Jiang Ye and Song Zuan, two heartless scumbags, for making such a cute boy cry all night.

Do Jiang Ye and Song Zu'an really have a heart?

However, what Yan Xiao didn't know was that those two "scumbags" secretly taught Jiang Yan to hug him like a baby.

Including pretending to cry, Jiang is also professional in this regard.

Thanks to Jiang Yan's good acting skills, he successfully performed the tasks assigned by the two fathers.

With that cute and pitiful appearance, who would not say "I can" after looking at it?

No one can resist the cute crit of a good-looking human cub. Although Yan Xiao is the god of death, he was also a human once.

Judging from the current situation, the trick of being cute is very useful to him.

"Brother, brother, can you take Ayan with you?" Jiang Yan shook Yan Xiao's hand again, his big watery eyes made me feel pity.

"Sigh... the place where I work is not suitable for you, so let me come and accompany you..." Yan Xiao reluctantly agreed.

"Really? Brother, don't lie."

Jiang Yan happily raised his little hand, signaling Yan Xiao to hook him up.

"Hook, hanging, not allowed to change for 100 years..."

Jiang Yan's fingers were still too short, and the thumbs of the two of them couldn't cover the poke.

So he abruptly stamped Yan Xiao's chin.

"Hee hee hee, give my brother a stamp."

"Uh..." Yan Xiao was dumbfounded.

He felt the slightest heat rising from his cold skin that had remained unchanged for thousands of years.

Started to stammer: "You, you, how can you kiss others casually?!"

"(?í_ì?) But I often kiss my dad like this."

"It's different, Dad Mama is different from others!"

Yan Xiao was in a hurry, and his voice was a little loud, Jiang Yan was so wronged by the fierceness, "Why can't you kiss your brother?"

"because……"

for what?Yan Xiao couldn't find a suitable reason.

The 5-year-old kid kissed his big brother, as if... it seems that there is nothing wrong with it.

So is he too sensitive?

"It's because you're going to be late for school!" Yan Xiao thought for a while, and came up with a random reason, urging Jiang Yan to wash, dress, and carry his schoolbag.

"Brother, I don't know how to wash my face yet."

"Tsk, what a hassle..."