I smashed the CP of me and the villain school grass

Why can't you wash your face at the age of 5?

When Yan Xiao was 5 years old, he could start a fire and cook, but now the children are pampered.

"(˙˙) brother wash my face."

"Oh, I see……"

Yan Xiao reluctantly agreed, he carried Jiang Yan to the bathroom, and wiped his face with a wet towel.

"Brother, I don't know how to brush my teeth."

Yan Xiao had never brushed a child's teeth before, so Jiang Yan's face was covered with a lot of foam, so he had to wash his face again.

Jiang Yan, who finished washing, showed a few missing baby teeth in the mirror, with a lovely smile.

"Hee hee, thank you brother, brother, I still don't know how to dress myself."

"You just don't know anything."

"(.???) I'm only 5 years old."

"Alas..." Yan Xiao was wronged, but Yan Xiao didn't say anything.

He carried Jiang Yan to the bedroom again, helped him change into the little lion pajamas, and put on the kindergarten uniform with a bow tie.

Fortunately, the small leather shoes were made of Velcro, otherwise Jiang Yan would have yelled that he couldn't tie the shoelaces.

It was already 7:52 when I went downstairs after packing up, and Sunshine Kindergarten started classes at 8:[-].

The two stood downstairs holding hands, facing a serious problem.

Song Zu'an originally bought a house in the suburbs for the sake of peace.

But Sunshine Kindergarten is located in the city center, and it takes 30 minutes to get there without traffic jams.

Now it only takes 8 minutes to start class, and Yan Xiao is used to flying around, forgetting that human beings still need transportation, he didn't prepare a car.

"Brother, shall we walk to school?"

"Idiot, you won't be able to get there until dark."

"Will Ayan be scolded by Teacher Fenquir for being late?" Jiang Yan pouted and looked up at Yan Xiao pitifully.

Yan Xiao seized this opportunity and began to educate the children: "Then Ayan will not be late if he learns to wash his face and brush his teeth by himself."

"No, it's clearly my brother's fault for being late. If my brother hadn't sneaked away in the middle of the night, Ayan wouldn't have cried.

If Ayan doesn't cry, brother doesn't have to coax Ayan.If my brother doesn't need to coax Ayan, he can help Ayan wash his face and put on clothes quickly.If I get dressed sooner, Ayan won't be late. "

Hey guys, is this the kind of logic a 5 year old can have?

The life ability value is 0, which is very outstanding in the aspect of sophistry.

Jiang Yan rolled his eyes, and ghostly put forward his suggestion: "Brother, it's too late anyway, why don't we go to school, brother take me to play, okay?"

Sure enough, most children hate going to school?

However, as the saying goes, "Everything is inferior, only reading is high."

As an excellent sunflower of the motherland, how can I not love reading?

Yan Xiao squatted down and pulled Jiang Yan towards him, burying the child's head in his arms.

Leaning close to Jiang Yan's ear, he whispered, "Don't worry, brother won't let you be late."

It turned into a cloud of black mist and drifted away. When Jiang Yan came out of his arms, he had already appeared at the corner outside the gate of Sunshine Kindergarten.

"ヾ(???)ノ Wow! Does my brother have superpowers? Will my brother transform like Ultraman?"

Uh, it's really not difficult to transform into an Ultraman.

Yan Xiao stroked Jiang Yan's hair and coaxed, "Brother and Ultraman are good friends, so if Ayan encounters a little monster, he can call his brother."

"Is it calling like in the TV?" Jiang Yan imitated the movement while speaking.

With his left hand on his hips, he drew a circle in the air with his right hand, and there seemed to be little stars twinkling in his eyes, "If you shout my brother's name loudly like this, will my brother appear?"

"Uh..." Why is this kid so stupid?

The action is too mediocre...

Yan Xiao took off the skull necklace around his neck, tied the chain a little shorter, put it around Jiang Yan's neck, and then hid it in his clothes.

"With this, you can call brother's name loudly, and brother can hear it."

"Yes, yes!" Jiang Yan was so happy that he spun around in circles.

Yan Xiao reminded him: "This is a little secret between us, you can't tell other people."

"Can't daddy say anything?"

"Well, I can't say it. Ultraman is a secret. In order to maintain world peace, Ayan, as a little man, must keep this secret."

"Yeah!" Jiang Yan nodded heavily with determination in his eyes.