I smashed the CP of me and the villain school grass

These thirteen Taibao, oh no, are the thirteen sages.At least in the eyes of Song Zu'an, they are already thirteen sages.

These thirteen sages stared angrily, looking like they were going to eat Song Zuan.

Sigh... young people are just impatient, what's the point of fighting?Is it because learning is not good?

Song Zu'an smiled lightly, and said relaxedly: "Those who want to challenge line up and come one by one!"

3 minute later.

"rock-paper-scissors!"

"Hey, you lost, the next one..."

"The queue at the back is ready, don't jump in the queue, civilized people don't jump in the queue..."

"Oh, you can't do it, the next one..."

……

10 minute later.

"Stop!" Ren Zha might have realized something, he shouted, and everyone quieted down to listen to him.

"Song Zu'an, you want to trick us again? We are here to teach you how to be a human being, not rock-paper-scissors!"

While talking, Ren Zha took out a pocket knife and waved it fancy.

Song Zuan's eyes lit up, and he booed loudly: "Wow, wow, control the knives, I will report you to the Moral Education Department later, reporting violations of discipline can give the class extra points."

"you!"

"Everyone, come and see, control knives! Come and see!"

Ren Zha quickly stretched out his hand to cover Song Zuan's mouth, but the other party deftly dodged it.

Gradually there was a crowd of onlookers, Ren Zha panicked, and directly stuffed the pocket knife into Song Zuan's hand. "Now you brought it, it has nothing to do with me."

"Okay, then I'll keep it for you first, but I still have to report you."

"The knife is in your hand, why report me? There is no evidence that it is mine."

Oh, why is this villain so stupid?

"If you check your fingerprints, you'll know it's yours? Are you underestimating the current detection methods?"

"You...I..." Ren Zha was too anxious to speak.

What a stupid villain, this made you foolish, and I don't know if such a person can be trained as a member of the Thirteen Sages.

"Don't report me..."

"As long as you don't do evil in the future, everything is negotiable." Song Zu'an touched Ren Zha's head. After all, this is a character in his own novel, so how could he blame him?

"stop!"

A few people were chatting happily, and suddenly there was a crisp "stop".

Then a girl squeezed in from the crowd with a kitchen knife in her hand.

A fan-shaped statistical chart instantly unfolded on everyone's faces——

Three points of astonishment, three points of shock, and four points of bewilderment.

Ren Zha quickly slapped the salty pig's hand off his head, and looked at the girl in astonishment. "Use Tianqi, this is the men's restroom..."

Tianqi clenched his fist, bit his pale lips, and said in a trembling voice, "Let go of Song Zuan."

Let go... Song Zuan? ?

The kitchen knife in her hand pointed directly at Ren Zha, wherever Ren Zha went, the knife pointed at it.

"Use... Tianqi, are you crazy? Where did you get the kitchen knife?"

"Are you bullying Song Zu'an just now?"

As soon as this question came up, everyone immediately understood, it turned out that Yong Tianqi rushed in to save Song Zuan.

It's just that she doesn't know the current situation, Song Zu'an is full of tricks, where does he need help?Saving Ren Zha is almost...

"This is really wronged, we didn't bully Song Zu'an..."

"I'll say it again, let go of Song Zu'an!" The girl's words were loud and powerful, and there was an irresistible force.

"But we really didn't..."

"Let go of Song Zuan!"

Thirteen sages want to cry but have no tears, what kind of people are they meeting?

It's okay to be fooled by Song Zu'an, but now even that submissive Yong Tianqi dares to yell and drink.

If the news gets out, where will the thirteen Taibao save their face?Really changed to thirteen sages.

Seeing that the few people were still motionless, the girl's eyes were red, and she waved the kitchen knife in the air a few times indiscriminately.

Everyone was afraid of being accidentally injured, and retreated outside one after another.

Rabbits will bite people when they are in a hurry. They know very well that Yong Tianqi may really be able to do anything at this time.

"Let go of Song Zuan, you all get out!" the girl said again.

Even though Song Zuan was good at his hands and feet, he didn't suffer any injuries, and even held a jackknife in his hand, Yong Tianqi still felt that he must have been bullied.

Because Jiang told her so just now.

5 minutes ago.

Jiang Ye: Song Zuan was surrounded by people in the toilet and beat him to death. He saved you twice before. Don't you want to do something?

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"Use Tianqi, you have to be careful..." Ren Zha's eyes signaled everyone to back out slowly.

He also clung to the toilet cubicle to get out step by step, for fear that if any action made Yong Tianqi unhappy, his blood would splatter on the spot.

After finally getting out of the toilet, Ren Zha's legs went limp and he stumbled.

But he couldn't care less about the pain, so he quickly got up and stumbled away.

"All go away!"

Yong Tianqi yelled at the melon-eating crowd around the toilet again, and the crowd scattered away, not daring to provoke this "crazy woman".

After watching all the dozen or so people leave, Tianqi's whole figure was used to look like a deflated ball, and he suddenly lost his strength.

The kitchen knife in his hand fell to the ground with a crisp "clang".Song Zu'an hurriedly drew back his feet, and was almost accidentally injured by the knife that bounced off.

Squatting on the ground with Tianqi, his chest rose and fell violently, panting heavily.

"You were brave just now."

"really?"

"Really. If you hadn't rushed in, I would have beaten them very badly today... Ah bah, I was beaten badly by them."

Song Zu'an added another sentence: "You looked so handsome with a knife just now! But the code of conduct for college students does not allow you to wield a knife or use a stick."

a long time……

Yong Tianqi raised her head, she looked at Song Zuan's face and smiled.

[Drip—Yong Tianqi also has a good impression of Jiang.The protagonist's halo has risen to 90%. 】

"No, no, no? Did you make a mistake with the system?"

【Produced by Death, it must be a fine product.Impossible to go wrong! 】

"Then we are suffering together now. What's the matter with Guan Jiang? Why does Tianqi have a crush on Jiang? What about me?"

[Who knows. 】

It is simply a confusing incident in the world!

Girl's heart, sea needle!

"I swear, I will never save Tian Qi again, you damn pig girl!"

[Drip——The revision of the plot has been updated in real time, and the statistical results of the newly added book reviews are as follows. 】

5 star book review? 15;

4 star book review? 7;

3 star book review? 4;

2 star book review? 8;

1 star book review? 5;

[The income settlement is: +210000000 yuan]

Listening to the sound of rising income, Song Zuan was very happy.

Ding dong, you have a new message.

However, when he heard the message notification tone, his heart went cold again in an instant.

It's a message from Death.

Because of Reaper's wonderful operations in the past, Song Zu'an is now a little bit like an enemy.As long as he heard the notification tone of WeChat, he would panic.

[Reaper who loves work]: Good news, bad news, which one do you hear first?

It's that opening statement again...

According to the urine nature of this god of death, it is likely that there is some bad news again. I don't know whose life he has cut off this time.

【Song Zuan】: (︶︿︶) Listen to the bad news first.

[Reaper who loves work]: No, you'd better hear the good news first.The good news doesn't look so great if I start with the bad news.

[Song Zu'an]: Whatever you want, whatever you like!Give me a good time!

[Reaper who loves work]: The good news is that due to a small mistake in my work, I accidentally delayed Jiang Ye's life by 70 years.

[Reaper who loves work]: How about it, are you happy to hear such news?

The male lead's lifespan was directly marked down to 70 years?

Then wouldn't his protagonist's halo plummet?It seems to be doing well this time, which is indeed good news.

Song Zu'an was very happy at the moment, but after listening to Death God's explanation, he would understand how stupid this childish idea is.

[Reaper who loves work]: Silly boy, Jiang Ye is the hero of this book. If he died, think about how many bad reviews you would receive?

[Reaper who loves work]: Although the halo of his protagonist will drop a bit, if the male protagonist dies suddenly, this novel is equivalent to a eunuch.You will be trapped in this book forever, unable to return to the real world.

……

Okay, I got tricked again.

[Song Zu'an]: What's the bad news?

[Reaper who loves work]: What?You don't think the news is bad enough?Then I can help you cross out some more life spans.

[Song Zu'an]: Stop, stop, stop!Just say it, what do you want me to do?

【The god of death who loves work】: As far as I know, Jiang will also die at [-] o'clock this Sunday afternoon.Your job is to prevent his death.

Jiang was also on his way to the library when he was accidentally injured by two grandmas who were arguing on the street, and was accidentally pushed onto the road and caught under the car to death.

[Song Zu'an]: Where did the incident happen?

【Reaper who loves work】: The west section of Qingnian Road.

------End of this chapter--

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