I smashed the CP of me and the villain school grass

On Sunday morning, Song Zu'an showed up at Jiang Ye's door early.

As long as Jiang is stopped and he is not allowed to go to the library, then he will not die today.

"What is this Jiang doing, why hasn't he come out? Could it be that he is cooking? But does it take so long to cook in the early morning?"

Song Zuan rang the doorbell several times, but no one responded.

"Such a big family, don't they have a housekeeper or a Filipino maid?"

He leaned against the door, looking through the crack of the door.

Suddenly got kicked on the buttocks.

"Ah! Who kicked me?!"

Song Zu'an turned his head and saw Jiang Ye with his hands in his pockets, looking down at him from above.

"Jiang Ye, why are you here?"

"This is my home, I should ask you this question, right?"

"Uh... no, I mean you, why did you go?"

Jiang didn't answer either, he tilted his head, and silently watched Song Zu'an with the look of looking at a fool.

Under such a death stare, Song Zuan realized his stupidity.Jiang in front of him was also wearing a set of sportswear. Anyone with a discerning eye could tell that he had just returned from a morning jog.

"So what are you doing at the door of my house, with a wretched look on your face! Are you interested in my door?"

The damn male protagonist always speaks so badly, he has a good voice with a subwoofer for nothing.

"I just want to ask what are your plans for today?"

"What's the matter, you want to date me?"

"That's not true, you think too much. What I mean is that your seal is black today, and you will definitely suffer from blood. It's not suitable to go out. You should stay at home, read books and do your homework carefully."

"Read a book?"

Jiang also pondered for a moment, and suddenly stretched his brows, with a suddenly enlightened expression.

"Don't tell me I almost forgot. I haven't returned the book I borrowed from the library last year. The librarian has urged me several times. I'll go and return the book this afternoon."

Song Zuan was stunned, how could things develop like this?

Why do you have to talk about reading books?If he didn't say it, Jiang wouldn't think of the library.

Alas, careless.

"How can you return a book just because the administrator said a few words to such a dragging person? It's not in your character."

"Hey, didn't you want to teach me the code of conduct for college students? Now you won't let me return the book?"

It's useless to talk too much, Song Zu'an decided to confess.

"I have a showdown, you can't go to the library today, because you will die in a car accident on the way to the library."

……

The air was quiet for a few seconds.

"You curse me to death? You can't compare to me in study, so you curse me to death?"

"No, I'm doing it for your own good. If you go to the library today, you will die! And..."

"And what?"

"And who said that I can't study better than you? It's just that the time has not come."

Jiang Ye's face twitched violently, "Since you said so, then I have to go."

Song Zuan was completely dumbfounded.

"Get out of the way, don't stand in the way of my door."

Jiang Ye pushed Song Zuan away, entered the room without mercy and locked the door heavily.

"If you don't listen to the handsome guy, you will suffer a loss before your eyes. You deserve to die!"

Say what you say, and what you scold.

After all, Jiang Ye's life is related to whether he can return to the real world, so it should not be underestimated.

"Since there is no way to stop him from going to the library, let's break through from the quarreling grandma."

12 o'clock noon.

The west section of Qingnian Road.

Song Zuan looked around, looking for the two grandmas that the god of death said might be in a quarrel.

Even a quarrel can push people under the wheels of a cart, which is also acceptable.

"I clearly want to tear Jiang Ye's protagonist halo, but now I want to waste my good weekend sleeping time to save his life..."

Obviously it was the God of Reaper's mistake, but I had to pay the bill.

[You old hag, shameless vixen! 】

"Sister-in-law, you misunderstood me, brother Wang and I really have nothing to do."

A burst of noise reached Song Zuan's ears.

It was only 12 o'clock, and Jiang died at two o'clock.

Did the two grandmas quarrel for two hours?

If Jiang is not dead, will they have to quarrel until dark?

Song Zu'an followed the sound and walked over, only to see two aunts standing on the sidewalk, exchanging beautiful words in their mouths, and couldn't help waving their limbs enthusiastically.

"Listen first to see what's going on."

Song Zuan hid behind a tree in order to avoid himself being hurt, and silently listened to the content of the quarrel between the two aunts.

[A person who is half-buried in the ground at the age of dozens, is still so shameless?It's boring to hook up with the little old man in other people's house! 】

"Sister-in-law, I really didn't hook up with Brother Wang. He and I are childhood friends. We have been getting along like this since we wore crotch pants."

"If I have an idea, where would it be my sister-in-law's turn?"

[You think it's an honor for you to wear crotch pants with him? 】

"I don't mean that, we are just childhood sweethearts."

[Oh, what a childhood sweetheart.Five and 60 years old, what are you talking about childhood sweethearts, why don't you two get married? 】

"Sister-in-law, I don't like Brother Wang, you think too much."

[Well, one doesn't like it, you don't like it and you still accept the gold necklace he bought? 】

"Sister-in-law, Brother Wang insisted on buying these for me. I told him I didn't want them. But Brother Wang said he bought one for you too. We are good sisters and we want to wear sister necklaces."

[You and I are different people, who is your sister? 】

……

Song Zu'an hid behind the tree and listened with gusto. After knocking two packets of melon seeds, his mouth felt a little dry.

He seemed to have forgotten the purpose of this trip.

"Fight! Fight! This is not good, why haven't you fought yet?"

"No, I should stop them from arguing..."

But how should we stop it?Just rushed up and said, "Stop arguing, two beauties"?

Is this okay?Calling a beauty seems too clichéd.

Then call me Miss Sister?

No, it seems a bit frivolous.

And both of them are old enough to be my grandma, so it's not appropriate to call her a young lady.

Song Zu'an thought about it.

He walked slowly to the two grandmas and said——

"You two female Bodhisattvas, stop arguing."

After hearing Song Zuan's dissuasion, the two grandmas turned around.

"What, you know us?"

"No, no, I don't know the two female Bodhisattvas. I just can't bear to see you quarreling and getting angry."

"Young man, how old are you? Where do you work? What kind of job? Do you have a girlfriend? How many people are in your family? Where are your parents? Do you have retirement pay?"

Ok?

Not right not right!

Things should not have developed this way!

I am so handsome, suave, and talented.

How come he is recognized as an older single male youth in his 20s?I'm just a simple 19-year-old college student.

"Female Bodhisattva, I'm only in my first year of college this year, and I haven't worked yet. I shouldn't even talk about love, it's more important to study."

"Oh, I'm still thinking about introducing a boyfriend to my granddaughter. If that's the case, then forget it, stay where you are cool, and don't delay our serious quarrel."

Bad apprenticeship...

Song Zuan took out his phone and checked the time.

1:50;

There were only 10 minutes left before two o'clock, and he had to finish persuading the two grandmas when Jiang Ye passed by.

what can we do about it?

"Yes!" Song Zuan picked up the phone and put it to his ear, pretending to answer the call.

"What? Which supermarket did you say you were in? Banban eggs are [-]% off? Are you kidding me!"

"I don't believe it, how could it be [-]% off?!"

"Chinese cabbage doesn't cost money, is there such a good thing? You're in Wozhima Supermarket, right? Please, please, I'll be right here."

After finishing speaking, Song Zuan put away his phone and pretended to be very anxious.

The two grandmas stared at him blankly for a few seconds, then ran towards the supermarket without saying a word.

"As expected of me, I can handle this!"

Looking at the backs of the two grandmas meeting to go to the supermarket to sweep, Song Zu'an smiled gratifiedly.

"Hey! What are you doing here?" A shadow hung over Song Zuan's shadow.

It was Jiang who also arrived.

"I'm here to do good."

"Oh? Didn't you say that I would die if I went to the library today? Why didn't I die?"

Isn't it because of my hard work that you didn't die?

She's still shy to force Lai Lai here!

If it weren't for Ben's supernatural powers, and you, Jiang, would be here to speak?

He, legs!The stinky male protagonist who doesn't know good or bad!

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