I smashed the CP of me and the villain school grass

At 4:[-] in the afternoon, Yan Xiao waited at the gate of Sunshine Kindergarten on time.

Holding a black umbrella, he stayed away from the crowd, looking cold and aloof.

As soon as Jiang Yan stepped out of the school gate, he saw his brother in black in the distance.

so handsome...

Satisfied in his heart, he pulled the sleeves of the children in the same class to show off: "Look at the brother holding the umbrella in the distance, isn't he super handsome?"

The other children praised the venue and affirmed his opinion: "Wow, it's really handsome! It's like the black butler in the comics!"

"(?σ′?`)σ hee hee." Jiang Yan raised his chin and said proudly: "He is my brother."

"Brother? But he looks like he's in his 20s."

"It's not my real brother, but he is very kind to me. He was the one who sent me to school in the morning."

Not to mention how proud Jiang Yan is of having such a handsome brother, he can't wait to show it off to the world.

The other children looked at him enviously, and they all hated their elder brother who could only pee and mix mud in their hearts.

……

In order to look like a normal person, Yan Xiao came here by car this time.

"Brother, I don't know how to wear a seat belt."

It started, Jiang Yan started again.

Yan Xiao was used to hearing it, so he helped Jiang Yan put on his seat belt and concentrated on driving.

Jiang Yan's small mouth began to chatter non-stop: "I introduced my brother to my friends just now, and they all said that my brother is very handsome."

Yan Xiao stared ahead and did not speak.

But I silently replied in my heart: Nonsense, of course I am handsome.

Jiang Yan continued to babble: "It's a pity that Daddy Mama is too lazy to send me to school, otherwise I would have to introduce Daddy Mama to my friends."

All the members of the family are so beautiful, why don't the children envy them to death?

Yan Xiao suddenly felt that this seniority relationship was not right.

His appearance is 21 years old, so he can be regarded as the same age as Song Zuan.

Now he is called brother by Song Zuan's son.

Could it be that he would still call Uncle Song when he saw Song Zuan in the future?

Meet Song Dazhu and call him Grandpa Song?

Thinking about it makes me feel a little speechless.

"Brother, what do you do?" Jiang Yan's gaze fell on Yan Xiao's profile all the time, and he never left.

"Kids from every family, what kind of work do you know?"

"Ayan understands."

Yan Xiao pursed his lips and thought for a while, then replied: "My job is... Population Control Commissioner."

"Huh? What's that?" Jiang Yan had never heard of this profession, but he seemed very tall.

Yan Xiao hooked the corners of his lips and said with a smile, "I told you that children don't understand."

"Oh..." Jiang Yan was depressed for a while.

But the child's mood always switches quickly, and he immediately thinks of a new topic.

"Why did brother hold an umbrella just now? It doesn't seem to be raining today."

"Because my brother doesn't like to bask in the sun."

"It's very comfortable to bask in the sun, why doesn't brother like it?"

Yan Xiao cursed in his heart: Why are there so many?I just don't like it.

Accustomed to the cold life, the sun is boring on the body, and even the mood will become irritable.

"I know why my brother doesn't like the sun anymore!" Jiang Yan stared at Yan Xiao for a long time, and finally came to a conclusion.

"Because my brother's skin is very fair, I'm worried about being sunburned, right?"

"Well, that's right." Yan Xiao nodded perfunctorily, and Jiang Yan helped him find a good excuse.

"Brother, are you born so white?"

Tsk, why does this kid have so many questions?It's like a hundred thousand why reincarnated.

On the contrary, he inherited Song Zu'an's distasteful words very well.

Since he got in the car, he kept asking questions, and Yan Xiao was a little annoyed with the answers.

"Brother, why don't you talk?"

"Is your skin naturally so white?"

"Are you and my mommy good friends?"

"Are you and Ma Ma in the same class? Did you copy your homework before?"

"Brother won't sneak away tonight, will he?"

"Will Ayan delay your work?"

"Why is my brother always cold? It feels so comfortable to the touch."

Jiang Yan asked new questions one after another, and he was very curious about everything about Yan Xiao.

"Brother, where is your home?"

Home……

Yan Xiao's heart trembled suddenly.

Where does he have a home?

Whether in life or after death, he has never experienced the feeling of home.

"Brother, what's the matter with you, are you unhappy?"

Yan Xiao rubbed the back of Jiang Yan's head with his right hand, and said, "Ah Yan is in good spirits, is it because the teacher assigned too little homework?"

Jiang Yan: ...

If you don't mention your homework, then I will still treat you as a good brother.

As soon as the topic of homework was brought up, Jiang Yan really shut his mouth obediently.

Yan Xiao snickered in his heart, he has lived for thousands of years, how can he still be unable to deal with a brat?Hahaha……

Not long after, the car arrived at the door of Song's house.

The person who opened the door to greet him was Song Dazhu. After seeing Yan Xiao, for the first time, he had a hint of approval for Song Zuan's son who couldn't do anything.

Among other things, Song Zuan is very handsome when it comes to making friends...

"Hello, Uncle Song...." Yan Xiao hesitated for a few seconds, but still felt that it would be more appropriate to call Song Dazhu his uncle.

"Young man, come in quickly." Song Dazhu pulled Yan Xiao's arm with a smile on his face.