I smashed the CP of me and the villain school grass

"Answer me, why didn't you hand in your homework?" Li Deshu looked serious, just like Chu Tianba who asked why his wife didn't love him in the novel of the domineering president.

Song Zu was relieved and prepared to "tell the truth", at worst he would be fined to copy hundreds of times.

"Teacher, my younger sister has leukemia. It was just diagnosed last week. My family is poor and can't pay for the treatment. I went to all my relatives' houses on weekends to borrow money, and I went to the construction site to move bricks to buy food for my younger sister.

I haven't eaten for two days, and I really haven't spared time to do my homework, it's too difficult for me, I must have been a math finale in my previous life..."

Li Deshu was so shocked by Song Zuan's tearful cry that he couldn't speak.

Haidai cast an admiring gaze, which seemed to say: This is a master!

If the teacher was not present, he would probably kneel down and worship Song Zuan as his teacher.

"If your family is in such a difficult situation, why don't you tell the teacher? The teacher can help you apply for a fundraiser."

"Teacher, thank you for your kindness, but I have already collected enough money."

Li Deshu scanned Song Zuan's outfit, and it was much more refined than the old spirited guy's suit, and he really didn't look like someone who was short of money.

"The treatment fee for leukemia is quite a lot. You can get it together in two days?"

Song Zu'an was a showman, sobbing in a low voice, he looked like a woman from a good family who was sold into prostitution in a TV drama, so pitiful.

"Could it be that Song Zuan is going to... Song Zuan, you are still a student, how can you do that kind of thing to earn money?"

Um?what kind of thing?

Mathematics teacher, you are wrong!

"No wonder you suddenly dressed up so handsomely, you...damn you, what a crime!"

Li Deshu was heartbroken, beat his chest and feet, and burst into tears... He almost called to report his students.

"Teacher, you think too much..." Song Zu'an said helplessly, "I just won tens of millions in lottery tickets, and I didn't do anything bad."

"Fuck! Tens of millions?!"

"Hey... Song Zuan is talking nonsense—"

"I stepped on the horse and directly worshiped Song Zu'an as my teacher."

"Good... great... terrible... wow..."

The students chattered and discussed in full swing.

[Drip——The host has more wealth than billions, Jiang Ye's halo of the protagonist? 2%, and the rest of the protagonist's halo is 94%]

They only said tens of millions, and they were so surprised. What if I told them the truth?

"Teacher, I must make up my homework before school."

"Oh, um."

Li Deshu was a little dazed.

But based on the old teacher's strong psychological quality, he quickly regained his composure and started a round of earnest teaching.

"It's because you two didn't hand in your homework, which delayed the class for 10 minutes. There are 40 students in the class, which is 200 minutes.

Time is money, and wasting other people's time is equal to killing money and killing someone!

In the future, whoever dares not to hand in homework will not be as simple as writing a self-criticism.

Besides, I don't have much homework assigned.You are on vacation for 2 days, I only arranged 8 test papers, is that a lot?

I don't think so much. "

The classroom was gloomy, moaning...

Song Zu'an graduated from the Department of Mathematics before his death, and was a top student, so it doesn't matter if he doesn't listen to the mathematics class in this university.

His eyes were fixed on the blackboard, but his thoughts had already wandered into outer space.

"Go and buy a house after school, and buy it near Jiang Ye's house, so that he can always supervise his humility. And the matter of preventing Jiang Ye from reciting pi in math fun activities should also be put on the agenda."

[Drip——It was detected that Jiang Ye was about to recite the ratio of pi to 999 decimal places in Wednesday's math fun activity. 】

[The system can generate three solutions, whether to generate? 】

"generate!"

[Drip—the plan has been generated! 】

[A? The host recited more digits than Jiang Ye, stealing his limelight. 】

【B? Let Ye Lusu recite more digits than Jiang Ye, let Ye Lusu steal the limelight. 】

【C? An accident prevented Jiang from participating in the event】

"Hiss... Your plan is not very humane."

Option A is directly excluded, I will not recite it.

For option B, Ye Lusu didn't provoke me, why did you ask him to recite it?

But Song Zuan said one thing and did another, and immediately elbowed Ye Lusu.

"Hey! You memorized pi on math fun day."

Ye Lusu was stared at by Song Zuan's utterly handsome eyes, and a blush crept up quietly in his ears. "I...I...don't...will...recite."

"Is it okay if you don't know how to recite it? Young people give up so easily?"

"But... it's... I... I... learned... about... counting... Sensitive..."

"You can even talk about being allergic to mathematics?! How do you know you can't memorize it if you don't try it? Come on, memorizer!"

Ye Lusu didn't listen to Song Zuan's fooling around, she unswervingly went to play with her hands secretly.

After picking his hands, he played with the ends of his ponytail.

"Hey...Ye Lusu, don't you even study?"

Song Zu'an broke his mouth and didn't say anything to Ye Lu to recite pi quickly.

It seems that I can only choose option C——

An accident prevented Jiang from participating in fun math activities.

The event started on Wednesday afternoon, and it's Monday, so hurry up.

After the next night's self-study, Song Zu'an hurriedly posted on the Internet looking for thugs.

He planned to "kidnap" Jiang Ye in a friendly manner on Wednesday, and then told the school that Jiang Ye was sick and asked for leave.

"I'm such a clever little devil!"

He first posted an advertisement on Qzone.

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A lot of money to seek a child!

I have all the gold, silver and jewels,

Find a door-to-door wife,

Make a payment of 100 million.

Slow hand!

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Song Zuan is not stupid.

It was impossible for him to blatantly say that he was looking for a thug, so he edited it into acrostic form.

The ad worked well and got several comments in a short while.

[Luo Sifan]: Hey, hey... Song Zuan is shameless——

[Sun Zi]: If you can't get me, you will use this method to anger me?Playing hard to get?O man!

[Jiang Ye]: Ugly people do strange things more often!

[Yelu Speed]: Inputting...

[Li Deshu]: Song Zu'an, it's not too late.

[Hai Dai]: In terms of being inferior to beasts, you are indeed the most successful!

……

Apart from being teased by these classmates, there is nothing else.

"Sure enough, you ordinary people can't comprehend such a mysterious acrostic poem like mine."

Alas...how lonely it is to be invincible.

Song Zu'an ignored a very important point, what the students couldn't understand, how could the punks in the society understand?

Of course, the most important point is that there are no strangers in his qq list.

Posting this advertisement in the space is useless at all.

After realizing his stupidity, Song Zu'an posted widely in other places.

At night, a "thug" added his contact information.

The profile picture of the "thug" is a ninja.

It is not recognized from the character in the head portrait with Kunai dangling from his mouth, but there is a word clearly written on his head portrait——

Tolerate!

The nickname is even more... secondary.

——Sura Dragon King!

[Sura Dragon King]: Are you looking for a killer?

"Pfft..." Song Zuan couldn't hold back his laughter.

------End of this chapter--

Ending eggs:

[Ye Lusu]: I...have learned...to...be...sensitive to...counting...

[Song Zu'an]: I think you are allergic to study.