I smashed the CP of me and the villain school grass
Chapter 8 Asura Dragon King
"Dragon King Shura." This nickname is really too unconventional for Song Zu'an, who is actually in his twenties.
Comparable to burying love? Bloodthirsty? Dark night? Crazy? Leng Shao II.
But Song Zuan didn't ask too much, as long as he could help tie Jiang up.
After all, Jiang Ye, as a "good student" male protagonist who has developed all-round development in intelligence, body, art and labor, has a much stronger figure than Song Zuan.
It takes at least 3 people to be sure to kidnap him.
[Sura Dragon King]: How many people are on the other side?
[Song Zu'an]: One.
[Sura Dragon King]: How dare a mere person dare to act presumptuously in front of this king?It doesn't matter if the little brother doesn't bring it, I can do it alone!
[Song Zu'an]: Brother, just to be on the safe side, you'd better bring a few more younger brothers.
It was not clear on the phone, Song Zuan made an appointment with Shura Dragon King overnight.
[Sura Dragon King]: No, it's too late, my mother won't let me go out, she's going to charge my phone.
Song Zuan was full of doubts.
[Song Zu'an]: You are a majestic Asura Dragon King!Can't even solve this little thing? !
The conversation was interrupted for a few minutes before Shura Dragon King replied again.
[Sura Dragon King]: This Dragon King will not be bound by anyone!
They made an appointment to meet in a park.
[Song Zu'an]: I've arrived, where are you?
[Sura Dragon King]: I have brought 6 younger brothers, and they have already arrived at the designated park. What color clothes are you wearing?
[Song Zu'an]: Brother 666, there are so many younger brothers, this time we must win!
I'm wearing a white top, black pants, and I have Peppa Pig on my chest.The prettiest cub in the park is me!
The "Dragon King of Asura" had already seen Song Zu'an, but because of the sentence "the most beautiful boy", he dared not go forward to recognize him.
Because "Dragon King Shura" thinks that Song Zu'an is not handsome enough!Not enough wow!
The seven-member team circled the park a few more times.
After half an hour.
[Song Zu'an]: I have such an extraordinary temperament, so noble!You haven't seen me yet?
Is this reasonable?With your professional level, do you dare to call yourself the Dragon King?You can't.
[Sura Dragon King]: What about you?Did you see the 7 of us?
[Song Zu'an]: I only saw 7 silly kids dressed like calabash dolls. They walked around in front of me several times. It must be because they didn't have enough homework.
As soon as Song Zuan finished typing, he raised his head and saw the seven "cucurbit babies" walking towards him.
No, no, no!
Shura Dragon King turned into a gourd baby in seconds?
"I'm so stupid, really... I should have realized the seriousness of the problem as early as when he said that my mother would take away the mobile phone..."
Seven people approached, and the young boy at the head looked up at Song Zuan and said, "Uncle, are you that "crazy worker" on the Internet? "
Beating Workers Crazy is Song Zuan's nickname.
Although he didn't want to accept it, judging from the current situation, these 7 little kids were the thugs he found.
And he was affectionately called "Uncle" by these children...
Obviously he is only in high school!
Song Zuan twitched the corners of his mouth, forcing a smile. "Children, what grade are you in?"
"Uncle, I'm sorry, we can't tell you too much, this is the rule of our killer world."
Yo ho!Still talking about the rules?
Song Zuan had an idea and asked, "Then do you know what is 0.1 divided by 0.3?"
Seven people scratched their hair and replied: "0.1 divided by 0.3 equals 0.333..."
It can be seen from this answer that these children are at least in the fifth grade.
Decimals were not introduced until the third grade.
The fourth grade learns the addition and subtraction of decimals.
The multiplication and division of decimals is only learned in the fifth grade.
Song Zuan asked again: "Can this answer be written in other forms?"
The children shook their heads again and again.
A little fat man raised his hand and said: "Auntie, 0.333... can also be written as 0.3, and then put a dot on top of 3, which means 3 cycles."
have to!This time you don't call him uncle, but even aunt?
"Little bastard!" Song Zuan already had the answer in his heart.
There is only one truth - these children are in the fifth grade!
If they go to the sixth grade, they should express this result with a fraction of one-third.
Song Zuan squatted down and moved the children's heads, "Have you finished your homework? What kind of killer games are you playing at a young age? Be careful and I will tell your teacher."
When it comes to suing the teacher, the children panic for a moment.
But the panic was quickly interrupted by a grunt.
"Gollum..."
"Still hungry at night? Didn't you have dinner?" Song Zu'an was very helpless, he was clearly here to meet the thugs, but in the end he bought 7 children's meals.
Also taught a math class in the park...
It is a great misfortune in life!
After eating the children's meal, Song Zu'an sent the children home one by one, and received a message from "Sura Dragon King".
[Sura Dragon King]: I ate the children's set meal and spicy noodles you bought today, and I will definitely do what you told me.Must win!
Song Zuan was speechless.
With math fun looming, he has no choice.
Maybe 7 little brats can really tie up Jiang Ye?Maybe Jiang also lowered his guard when he saw children?
At this moment, Song Zu'an is full of self-confidence again.
[Song Zu'an]: Must win!
After school on Tuesday, Song Zuan followed Jiang Ye furtively.
But Jiang also had a full-time driver to pick him up. The car drove directly from the school gate to the door of his house. Song Zu'an and the Asura Dragon King Seven had no way of doing anything.
"It seems... I can only ask him out."
Song Zu'an summoned the Shura Dragon King's seven-member team and began to study tactics.
"The code name of this operation is "Fanjiang", and your code names are Dawa, Erwa, Sanwa, Siwa, Wuwa, Liuwa, and Qiwa.Remember, all actions follow the command! "
Song Zuan distributed the high-tech intercom equipment purchased at a large price to the seven children.
Everyone shouted confidently: "It must be won!"
"Okay, pay attention to concealment..."
Song Zu'an occupies a higher ground and is responsible for commanding operations and controlling the overall situation.
The other seven children hid behind the bonsai outside Jiang's villa.
[Song Zu'an]: Jiang Ye, come out, I'm at your door.
[Jiang Ye]: I'm not interested in that matter, you can find someone else.
[Song Zu'an]:? ?
[Jiang Ye]: Didn't you send a lot of money in space to ask for a child?
The male lead is a bit out of his mind, and he no longer plays cards according to the routine, and things are gradually beyond Song Zuan's expectations.
[Song Zu'an]: I'm serious, come out, I have something to talk to you about.
[Jiang Ye]: You are too ugly. There is nothing to talk about between me and the ugly monster. Putting you in the contact list is a bit awkward.
What is the male lead's aesthetic?After the transformation, Song Zu'an was clearly a standard handsome man, yet he still called him ugly?It must be because of jealousy!
[Song Zu'an]: Since you don't want to come out, then I'll climb over the wall and enter your house.
[Jiang Ye]: If you can find it, do it. It happens that there is no one in my house.
[Song Zu'an]: Why is there no one in your house?Are you an orphan? !
Impossible, how could the proud son of heaven in this kind of novel be an orphan?
Jiang Ye is handsome, good at studying, and has a harmonious family atmosphere. He is also good at singing, dancing, rap, basketball...
What music, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, wine and flower tea are even more so.
The only shortcoming of him is that he has a slightly stingy temper.
[Jiang Ye]: Who do you say is an orphan?Labor and management backhand grab a fart and stuff it in your mouth!You wait for me!Assassinate you tonight!
Song Zu'an: "Qiwa, please pay attention, Qiwa, please pay attention! The target person is about to go out, please go to the combat position immediately!"
...End of this chapter...
Ending eggs:
[Song Zu'an]: As expected of the hero I created, there is nothing wrong with him except for his temper.
[Jiang Ye]: Labor and management grabbed a fart backhand and stuffed it in your mouth!
[Song Zu'an]: Look, what an elegant hero.
Comparable to burying love? Bloodthirsty? Dark night? Crazy? Leng Shao II.
But Song Zuan didn't ask too much, as long as he could help tie Jiang up.
After all, Jiang Ye, as a "good student" male protagonist who has developed all-round development in intelligence, body, art and labor, has a much stronger figure than Song Zuan.
It takes at least 3 people to be sure to kidnap him.
[Sura Dragon King]: How many people are on the other side?
[Song Zu'an]: One.
[Sura Dragon King]: How dare a mere person dare to act presumptuously in front of this king?It doesn't matter if the little brother doesn't bring it, I can do it alone!
[Song Zu'an]: Brother, just to be on the safe side, you'd better bring a few more younger brothers.
It was not clear on the phone, Song Zuan made an appointment with Shura Dragon King overnight.
[Sura Dragon King]: No, it's too late, my mother won't let me go out, she's going to charge my phone.
Song Zuan was full of doubts.
[Song Zu'an]: You are a majestic Asura Dragon King!Can't even solve this little thing? !
The conversation was interrupted for a few minutes before Shura Dragon King replied again.
[Sura Dragon King]: This Dragon King will not be bound by anyone!
They made an appointment to meet in a park.
[Song Zu'an]: I've arrived, where are you?
[Sura Dragon King]: I have brought 6 younger brothers, and they have already arrived at the designated park. What color clothes are you wearing?
[Song Zu'an]: Brother 666, there are so many younger brothers, this time we must win!
I'm wearing a white top, black pants, and I have Peppa Pig on my chest.The prettiest cub in the park is me!
The "Dragon King of Asura" had already seen Song Zu'an, but because of the sentence "the most beautiful boy", he dared not go forward to recognize him.
Because "Dragon King Shura" thinks that Song Zu'an is not handsome enough!Not enough wow!
The seven-member team circled the park a few more times.
After half an hour.
[Song Zu'an]: I have such an extraordinary temperament, so noble!You haven't seen me yet?
Is this reasonable?With your professional level, do you dare to call yourself the Dragon King?You can't.
[Sura Dragon King]: What about you?Did you see the 7 of us?
[Song Zu'an]: I only saw 7 silly kids dressed like calabash dolls. They walked around in front of me several times. It must be because they didn't have enough homework.
As soon as Song Zuan finished typing, he raised his head and saw the seven "cucurbit babies" walking towards him.
No, no, no!
Shura Dragon King turned into a gourd baby in seconds?
"I'm so stupid, really... I should have realized the seriousness of the problem as early as when he said that my mother would take away the mobile phone..."
Seven people approached, and the young boy at the head looked up at Song Zuan and said, "Uncle, are you that "crazy worker" on the Internet? "
Beating Workers Crazy is Song Zuan's nickname.
Although he didn't want to accept it, judging from the current situation, these 7 little kids were the thugs he found.
And he was affectionately called "Uncle" by these children...
Obviously he is only in high school!
Song Zuan twitched the corners of his mouth, forcing a smile. "Children, what grade are you in?"
"Uncle, I'm sorry, we can't tell you too much, this is the rule of our killer world."
Yo ho!Still talking about the rules?
Song Zuan had an idea and asked, "Then do you know what is 0.1 divided by 0.3?"
Seven people scratched their hair and replied: "0.1 divided by 0.3 equals 0.333..."
It can be seen from this answer that these children are at least in the fifth grade.
Decimals were not introduced until the third grade.
The fourth grade learns the addition and subtraction of decimals.
The multiplication and division of decimals is only learned in the fifth grade.
Song Zuan asked again: "Can this answer be written in other forms?"
The children shook their heads again and again.
A little fat man raised his hand and said: "Auntie, 0.333... can also be written as 0.3, and then put a dot on top of 3, which means 3 cycles."
have to!This time you don't call him uncle, but even aunt?
"Little bastard!" Song Zuan already had the answer in his heart.
There is only one truth - these children are in the fifth grade!
If they go to the sixth grade, they should express this result with a fraction of one-third.
Song Zuan squatted down and moved the children's heads, "Have you finished your homework? What kind of killer games are you playing at a young age? Be careful and I will tell your teacher."
When it comes to suing the teacher, the children panic for a moment.
But the panic was quickly interrupted by a grunt.
"Gollum..."
"Still hungry at night? Didn't you have dinner?" Song Zu'an was very helpless, he was clearly here to meet the thugs, but in the end he bought 7 children's meals.
Also taught a math class in the park...
It is a great misfortune in life!
After eating the children's meal, Song Zu'an sent the children home one by one, and received a message from "Sura Dragon King".
[Sura Dragon King]: I ate the children's set meal and spicy noodles you bought today, and I will definitely do what you told me.Must win!
Song Zuan was speechless.
With math fun looming, he has no choice.
Maybe 7 little brats can really tie up Jiang Ye?Maybe Jiang also lowered his guard when he saw children?
At this moment, Song Zu'an is full of self-confidence again.
[Song Zu'an]: Must win!
After school on Tuesday, Song Zuan followed Jiang Ye furtively.
But Jiang also had a full-time driver to pick him up. The car drove directly from the school gate to the door of his house. Song Zu'an and the Asura Dragon King Seven had no way of doing anything.
"It seems... I can only ask him out."
Song Zu'an summoned the Shura Dragon King's seven-member team and began to study tactics.
"The code name of this operation is "Fanjiang", and your code names are Dawa, Erwa, Sanwa, Siwa, Wuwa, Liuwa, and Qiwa.Remember, all actions follow the command! "
Song Zuan distributed the high-tech intercom equipment purchased at a large price to the seven children.
Everyone shouted confidently: "It must be won!"
"Okay, pay attention to concealment..."
Song Zu'an occupies a higher ground and is responsible for commanding operations and controlling the overall situation.
The other seven children hid behind the bonsai outside Jiang's villa.
[Song Zu'an]: Jiang Ye, come out, I'm at your door.
[Jiang Ye]: I'm not interested in that matter, you can find someone else.
[Song Zu'an]:? ?
[Jiang Ye]: Didn't you send a lot of money in space to ask for a child?
The male lead is a bit out of his mind, and he no longer plays cards according to the routine, and things are gradually beyond Song Zuan's expectations.
[Song Zu'an]: I'm serious, come out, I have something to talk to you about.
[Jiang Ye]: You are too ugly. There is nothing to talk about between me and the ugly monster. Putting you in the contact list is a bit awkward.
What is the male lead's aesthetic?After the transformation, Song Zu'an was clearly a standard handsome man, yet he still called him ugly?It must be because of jealousy!
[Song Zu'an]: Since you don't want to come out, then I'll climb over the wall and enter your house.
[Jiang Ye]: If you can find it, do it. It happens that there is no one in my house.
[Song Zu'an]: Why is there no one in your house?Are you an orphan? !
Impossible, how could the proud son of heaven in this kind of novel be an orphan?
Jiang Ye is handsome, good at studying, and has a harmonious family atmosphere. He is also good at singing, dancing, rap, basketball...
What music, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, wine and flower tea are even more so.
The only shortcoming of him is that he has a slightly stingy temper.
[Jiang Ye]: Who do you say is an orphan?Labor and management backhand grab a fart and stuff it in your mouth!You wait for me!Assassinate you tonight!
Song Zu'an: "Qiwa, please pay attention, Qiwa, please pay attention! The target person is about to go out, please go to the combat position immediately!"
...End of this chapter...
Ending eggs:
[Song Zu'an]: As expected of the hero I created, there is nothing wrong with him except for his temper.
[Jiang Ye]: Labor and management grabbed a fart backhand and stuffed it in your mouth!
[Song Zu'an]: Look, what an elegant hero.
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