I smashed the CP of me and the villain school grass

[Song Zu'an]: Qiwa, please pay attention, Qiwa, please pay attention!The target person is about to go out, please get in place quickly!

Qiwa's task is to lie at the gate of Jiang's villa, and his role is to play the poor child who passes by here and unfortunately faints.

When Jiang also went out, he would undoubtedly see the child lying at the door.

Then he would lean over and ask, and at this moment, Qiwa quickly grabbed a butt plug... ahhh, quickly wrapped around Jiang Ye's leg.

The other six babies rushed forward and imprisoned Jiang Ye firmly, and then they can be bundled up and taken away.

"Hahaha..." Song Zuan let out the same laugh as You Lewazi in his heart.

[Qiwa]: Received!

After a moment.

Jiang also walked out of his gorgeous 3000-square-meter villa, and the moonlight shone on his sliced ​​noodle... On the knife-like side, a fan-shaped statistical chart unfolded on his face.

Three points of ridicule, three points of indifference, four points of indifference...

Song Zu'an guessed that Jiang Ye must be feeling compassionate in his heart at this moment. It is really pitiful for a ten-year-old child lying at the door.

"Where did the little boy come from?" Jiang Ye stood five meters away from the little boy and asked loudly.

If there is no accident, he will step forward next and check the child's condition with concern.

However, Jiang did not step forward...

"Whose child? Why are you sleeping outside in such a cold day?"

No one responded.

"Hey, can you go to sleep elsewhere? You are here to affect the atmosphere of this gorgeous palace in my house!"

Still no response.

"Don't talk? Could it be dead?"

Jiang also quickly took out his mobile phone and dialed a number.

Could it be to make an emergency call?

"Butler Liu, a little boy died at the door, remember to deal with it tomorrow."

Then walk away in style.

No, no, is this something done by humans?Who wrote the silly male lead?Do you have sympathy? !

[Song Zu'an]: Qiwa failed in the battle, return to the team quickly!Five babies and six babies carry out alternative plans!

Just like that, Jiang also walked out a few steps, and encountered two little boys arguing again.

Come closer and listen.

"I go to people near the beginning of the moon, but far away in the middle of the month."

"I go far away at the beginning of the month, and near at the middle of the month."

Jiang also frowned, what kind of psychosis did he encounter this night?

"Are you two... two children arguing about the moon?"

"Brother, you came at a good time, please help us to find out who is right."

Jiang also waved his hand, and left without looking back: "I don't have time to play with you brats. A group of poor people deserve to talk to me?"

[Song Zu'an]: Five children and six children, do it!One person hugged his leg!

Jiang also turned his back to the child, and was unprepared. Five children and six children rushed up and became his leg pendants.

It's hard to move an inch.

"Hey! What are you brats doing? Hurry up and let go, don't dirty my haute couture pants!"

[Song Zu'an]: The whole army attacked and captured Jiang Ye alive!

The other children jumped out of the grass one after another, and the seven of them clung to Jiang Ye tightly, and gave him a five-flower tie and blindfold package.

"You guys are kidnapping! Whose brats? They engage in sneak attacks at a young age and don't talk about martial arts!"

[Song Zu'an]: Shut his mouth.

The children stuffed a tattered rag into Jiang Ye's mouth as promised.

After making sure Jiang couldn't see him, Song Zu'an finally showed up.

"I always feel that it's too conspicuous to be tied up, and it's inconvenient to transfer. If someone mistakenly thinks that we are kidnapping, we will suffer."

Hearing this shameless remark, Jiang also struggled to protest a few times. "Mmmmmmm!"

"Struggle, struggle, the more you struggle, the more..."

Dawa: Boss, you are so wretched now.

Song Zu'an pursed his lips, "Then let's get unconscious for a while, Jiang Ye, I'm sorry."

After he stunned Jiang Ye, he disguised himself as a drunk friend and successfully took him to the hotel where he was temporarily staying.

The lady at the front desk saw that it was two boys and had no doubts.

midnight……

When Jiang also woke up in the hotel, he was back tied into rice dumplings again, the blindfold was still there, but the torn rag in his mouth was missing.

"Hey, legs - what the fuck is stuffed in my mouth? It smells like a disgusting dishcloth!"

He moved his numbed leg and touched someone beside him.

"Ah!!" Jiang Ye was startled, moving his body back with difficulty. "Who? Who are you?"

Song Zuan was awakened by the roar, he got up and rubbed his eyes.

"Master Jiang, why are you so surprised?"

"Song Zu'an?!"

"Ah? That's how I heard it..." Song Zuan rubbed his nose, feeling a little embarrassed. "Is my voice so obvious..."

Jiang also backed away in disgust, and accidentally fell off the bed.

"what--"

"Are you OK?"

"Go away!"

Song Zuan turned on the light and hurried over to help Jiang Ye up.

Now that he has been recognized, there is no need to wear the blindfold.

"Song Zu'an, are you sick? Why are you kidnapping me? I've already said that I won't do the big money begging for a child!"

"Uh... I can explain this."

"Are you disgusting? Tie me to sleep next to you? Let me tell you, you're dead! Labor and capital should call the police! You stinky, shameless outlaw! Didn't you learn biology in junior high school? What am I doing?!"

It's noisy, it seems better to keep your mouth shut.

Song Zu'an stuffed the rag back into Jiang Ye's mouth again.

"Now can you calm down and listen to me?"

Jiang Ye stared with scarlet eyes, and the veins on his forehead were bulging.

Song Zu'an was stared until his heart was terrified.

"Jiang Ye, I tied you here for your own good."

Hearing this, Jiang Ye's expression was not relieved, but his brows were tightened even more.

This reminded him of his mother holding a 10-meter long knife and forcing him to learn piano, go, calligraphy, painting, dance, vocal music, taekwondo... and kept saying, "It's all for your own good."

"Uh... did I say something wrong?" Song Zu'an decided to re-prepare the wording of the fool.

"Jiang Ye, I brought you here for the bright future of this world! Because... because I'm going to bomb the school tomorrow!

This is bound to hurt the innocent, and you are tied here because you are worried that you will be injured in school.After all, an excellent pillar of the motherland like you must live forever, and there must be no mistakes! "

The boy in front of him lost his eyes and was completely dumbfounded.

Damn, what kind of hero is this?Just a few sentences and you're foolish.

Song Zu'an tentatively took out the rag from Jiang Ye's mouth.

Jiang also moved his sore lip muscles.

"Can you change to a cleaner cloth next time!?"

"what?"

Silly boy, he still wants to have a next time...

"Do you think I'll believe your nonsense about bombing the school? It's just a trick for you to talk to me."

Song Zuan:? ?

"You tied me up because of tomorrow's math activity, right? Afraid of being crushed by my strength?"

Yo!This kid is pretty smart, his IQ follows the author's.

"Song Zu'an, Song Zu'an, you really think highly of yourself. With your ability to be the last one in the exam in your life, you have to tie up all the students in the school to have a chance of winning."

I really can't bear the praise!

"You're only half right. It's true that you were kidnapped because of tomorrow's event, but it's nonsense to be afraid of being crushed by you."

"Aren't you afraid?"

"Joke! Who am I, Song Zu'an, afraid of?"

"Since you're not afraid, then let me go, and we'll see you at the stadium tomorrow."

"Don't even think about it!"

I've been busy for a long time, and I even bought 7 sets of children's meals and 8 sets of high-tech intercom equipment. How can I let you go with just a few words?

"So you're still scared, coward!"

"Shut up! I'm not a coward!"

"Don't dare to let me participate, and say you are not a coward?"

"You!" Song Zu'an showed an angry look.

Jiang also wouldn't think that this level of provocative tactics would be useful to Song Zu'an, would he?

As the saying goes: "If a tree does not need bark, it will surely die; if a person has no face, he is invincible in the world."

Song Zuan is used to being skinny and shameless, what's the big deal about being called a coward?He didn't care at all.

Jiang Ye: "Song Zu'an, you can't!"

It seemed that it would be better for Jiang Ye to close the microphone. Song Zu'an found a towel from the hotel and stuffed Jiang Ye's mouth shut.

Jiang also struggled a few times, making a silent resistance.

"Don't worry, I will buy food for you after school, and I will definitely not treat you badly. Now you should sleep well and save some energy."

Song Zu'an moved Jiang Ye to the bed and laid it out, turned off the light and fell asleep.

Wednesday afternoon.

School of Mathematics, Sunshine University, interesting activities...

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