The rise of the reborn male god

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I don't know who laughed first.Then everyone couldn't help it, and the valve of laughter was opened to the maximum, drowning Bai Lingsheng, who was already embarrassed enough, in the sea of ​​"hahahahaha".

"Hey, didn't you say you wouldn't come!" He lowered his voice and asked Tang Zhaoning Xingshi viciously.

Tang Zhaoning leaned over and approached, "If I don't come, whose crotch do you want to drill?"

It was just an accident!Heaven and earth conscience, I just squatted in the wrong direction!Hooligans only get into the crotch!

Because the lights were all shining on Bai Lingsheng, most of Tang Zhaoning was still in the shadows, making it difficult for people to see clearly.Everyone didn't have time to think about who this person was, because it was really...

"Hahahahaha, it's so stupid and cute!"

"At this time, there should be a piece of banana peel on the ground, throw it into your arms! Hahahahaha..."

"Hahahahaha, don't talk about it, what should I do if I make people cry?"

In the midst of unscrupulous laughter, Bai Lingsheng finally stood up as if nothing had happened, adjusted the headset, and said with a smile: "Everyone, stop making fun of me. If Mr. Hatter is ignored, he will faint in the toilet."

The magician on the stage made a crying face in cooperation, and then took out a knife to cut up a watermelon that was still intact, and sent it to the audience as a welfare.

Bai Lingsheng turned his head and glanced at Tang Zhaoning, "I'll deal with you later."

Then he walked along the aisle to the stage. In order to turn around and take pictures of him, a girl sitting by the aisle leaned half her body into the aisle holding the camera and almost fell out.Fortunately, Bai Lingsheng walked by quickly and reached out to help her.

"Thank you, thank you!" The girl was both happy and nervous, Bai Lingsheng said 'be careful' and walked over.

When he got to the front, he helped to distribute watermelons together. Mr. Huo and Fu Yi happened to be sitting in the first row, and he handed them over one by one.The people behind were waiting anxiously, so he laughed and said, "Don't worry, I have long legs."

The magician finally couldn't hold back his coldness, and complained: "The legs are so long, everyone thinks that?"

"amazing!!"

"Big long legs!! Awwhhh!"

"Male God!"

As a result, reality hit him hard.

Turning around, she cast an angry look at Bai Lingsheng, only to see that while he was handing out watermelons, he had already ate them for his own benefit.It's still very good here to cover your mouth with your hand without silver 300 taels, and your cheeks are bulging like squirrels.

I'll take one bite, and I'll take another bite, so why don't you let me eat it?

The magician raised his forehead and was speechless, and the audience laughed again.Even a Taishan-level figure like Mr. Huo had a smile that he couldn't help but smile on his face.

After eating the watermelon and cleaning up the stage, Bai Lingsheng went back to continue hosting, first apologized to the audience who didn't eat the watermelon, and then pushed everything to the director.

"It's all the director's fault. If you need something, look for him. The director is Bai Qingshui, class four, four years!"

The audience expressed their weakness from laughing, but Mr. Huo and Fu Yi looked at each other with indescribable admiration in their eyes.This ad is well played.

At the end of the performance, Zhou Yunhui and the others suggested going to the playground to have a carnival to celebrate the success of this cultural performance!Bai Lingsheng could have gone too, but thinking that Tang Zhaoning would definitely be waiting outside, he declined.

Zhou Yunhui yelled that he didn't fit in, so Bai Lingsheng had to apologize and said that he would treat him next time.Then Bai Qingshui acted as Bai Lingsheng's shield, and was dragged away by Zhou Hanzi with his arms around his shoulders.

Qian Yu was obviously a little disappointed, and looked at Bai Lingsheng several times hesitantly, as if he wanted to talk to him.Bai Lingsheng has no past, Qian Yu is a good girl, she is different from those ordinary audiences, she likes Bai Lingsheng as a kind of love.He didn't want to give her unnecessary hopes knowing it was impossible.

But Qian Yu obviously didn't give up so easily. When she saw Bai Lingsheng went to the back door of the auditorium alone, she followed her and mustered up the courage to confess her love to him.

However, when she got closer, she realized that Bai Lingsheng was not the only one at the back door.

A man in a black fur collar leaned against the wall, holding a cigarette between his slender white fingertips, raised his hand, held the cigarette holder in his slightly pale lips, and exhaled hazy smoke.Bai Lingsheng stood opposite him, said something, and he put out the cigarette with a smile, his eyes were full of connivance and doting.

Bai Lingsheng looked away with a cold face, turned around and left.That man immediately chased after him, and under Qian Yu's sad gaze, he stretched out his arms domineeringly to wrap around Bai Lingsheng's waist, relying on his slightly taller height than Bai Lingsheng, he lowered his head and talked in his ear.

The surrounding lights were bright or dark, the figure of the man was graceful and dignified, and his black body was stern and serious, which took Bai Lingsheng farther and farther away.

Qian Yu's heart suddenly felt empty, and a sense of powerlessness arose spontaneously.Not far away, Pei Yan stood in an unoccupied corner, staring blankly.After a long while, he shook his head helplessly, not knowing what he was doing here, turned around and left.

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"Let go." Bai Lingsheng glanced at the paws on his shoulders, Qian Yu couldn't see them anymore, this person is still acting?

Unexpectedly, Tang Zhaoning spread out the fur collar on his body and wrapped Bai Lingsheng in it, and the two got closer, "Isn't it cold?"

"It's not cold, thank you." To be honest, Qiuliang is really a bit cold now.Therefore, even though Bai Lingsheng had a stiff mouth, he didn't struggle to get out of his arms, being surrounded by the fur collar was very comfortable.

Tang Zhaoning, of course, would not expose his aloof but arrogant nature, so he happily hugged him and got into the car.Bai Lingsheng was a little tired after a busy day, so she wrapped herself in a fur collar and slept, and was woken up by Tang Zhaoning when she reached the gate of the Tang family's mansion.

Bai Lingsheng got out of the car in a daze, not quite clear-headed yet.Tang Zhaoning's fur collared coat was wrapped up, and his finger-wrench hands touched Bai Lingsheng's skin through the black fur, which was very warm.

The fingertips groped gently on the side of his face, the wonderful touch made people linger.Bai Lingsheng raised his head and looked at him in confusion. He was white, tender and handsome, with a slightly fleshy face surrounded by a dark fur collar, like a nobleman walking out of a painting.

"I have something to go abroad." Tang Zhaoning suddenly announced.

Bai Lingsheng's brain finally returned to normal operation, "Going abroad?"

Tang Zhaoning nodded, "I will be back as soon as possible."

Bai Lingsheng muttered, "I didn't miss you."

Tang Zhaoning smiled lightly, then caught off guard, lowered his head and kissed Bai Lingsheng's lips, and still forcefully opened his teeth.The pace was too fast, Bai Lingsheng didn't have time to take a breath, her face flushed red.

Tang Zhaoning thoughtfully let him go for a while, but just after Bai Lingsheng had caught his breath, someone blocked his mouth again.The feeling of tongue entanglement is very subtle, the vermilion gate and the mighty copper buckle and stone lion give Bai Lingsheng a feeling of time travel, and his body is inexplicably excited.

The evening wind blew over the neck, and the exposed place was shivered by the cold.He slightly turned his head away, trying to block the wind, but he didn't expect it to be convenient for Tang Zhaoning, so he took the initiative to lift his neck up.

Tang Zhaoning kissed that sensitive smooth skin, licking it lightly, Bai Lingsheng tried to push him away, but his body couldn't exert much strength.

Maybe it's because I just slept, maybe it's because I haven't had sex for a long time.

But he was still very angry, just now he fell asleep in the car and Tang Zhaoning didn't do anything, but just waited until the gate and pressed him to kiss him, is it a special habit!

Although the bodyguard elder brother has already turned around and pretended to look around, but this is the gate and it is late at night, making it look like an affair.

He wanted to scold his mother, but just as he opened his mouth, Tang Zhaoning bit his earlobe.So he didn't say the scolding words, but spit out a moan that seemed like nothing.

There was no one in the quiet suburbs, and the soft moan seemed to be magnified countless times. He heard the big security guard's foot slip, and Tang Qing, who was peeping on the fence, almost fell off.

We're all men, you know.

A thunder flashed in Bai Lingsheng's mind, and his ears were so hot that he could boil eggs.His eyes widened, and the river of anger in his chest was surging.

"It's all because of you!" Bai Lingsheng pushed him hard, kicked him if he couldn't push him away.

Tang Zhaoning took a lot of effort to hug him tightly, "Okay, okay, it's all my fault, I apologize."

"It's late!" Bai Lingsheng was so angry that the hairs all over his body exploded, "Do you want to let go?"

Only then did Tang Zhaoning let him go, and Bai Lingsheng immediately jumped three steps away and ran back to the door.After a few seconds, he poked his head out again, probably out of complacency, raised his eyebrows coldly, and cursed, "Rogue."

Tang Zhaoning couldn't help laughing, looked at the heavily closed door, shook his head and left.

Tang Qing laughed so hard that he slammed the wall, even today's nephew hits you!Pfft ha ha ha, it's really satisfying, to be honest, he just thinks the moonlight is good tonight and wants to come out to hunt birds, but he didn't expect... Ha ha ha ha ha, he didn't expect...

Tang Qing laughed a little smugly, so he didn't realize that his eldest nephew's personal bodyguard had already walked under the wall and was looking up at him.

"Master Xiaoliu, the young master said that if you laugh so arrogantly again, he will send you to Africa to open up wasteland."

wtf? !Am I already exposed?

Tang Qing hurriedly covered his mouth, but after using both hands, he had no extra hands to hold on to the wall, and fell down like an upside-down onion.

"Master Xiaoliu! Master Xiaoliu, are you alright?!" The elder bodyguard quickly walked around to the door to look, and saw a piece of grass growing and warblers flying over there, it was not dark in winter, and he couldn't tell where anyone was at all.

"Master Xiao Liu, where are you?!"

A trembling hand was raised in the distance, but the cursing voice was still full of anger, "Idiot! I'm here! Hurry up and help me, my neck is twisted!"

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Bai Lingsheng lay alone on the bed, tossing and turning.Tang Zhaoning's bed was very big, he rolled over and slept with his long legs spread out, no problem.

But as soon as he closed his eyes, what happened just now was automatically replayed in his head, and he couldn't bear to look directly at it.

So that night he had a dream, a very, very harmonious dream.As a result, when he woke up in the morning, he sat on the bed and rubbed his hair depressedly, refusing to face reality for a long time.

After dawdling for a while, he went to the bathroom to wash up, and was shocked to find that there was a red mark on his neck where Tang Zhaoning gnawed yesterday.

Ha ha ha.

Bai Lingsheng squeezed a toothbrush viciously, finished brushing his teeth viciously, rinsed his mouth with a gurgling sound, and smeared the face of the sink with a puff.

Still feeling uneasy like this, he picked up Tang Zhaoning's toothbrush again, ready to clean the toilet.Yes, he is such a man of integrity.

But when he walked to the toilet, he hesitated again, squatted down and thought for a while, and then put the toothbrush back.He is a male god, and he can't do such a great job as cleaning the toilet.