The rise of the reborn male god
Chapter 19 Er Er God
The morning of the Tang family is elegant and peaceful. In the antique and spacious living room with screens, painting fans and hollow carved windows, the sunlight reflects on the glazed tiles and shines into the room through the windows. Mottled patterns are printed.Even Tang Qing, the youngest uncle of the Tang family who has always been the most deviant and unconventional, was holding a blue and white teacup with a white background and wearing ancient-looking gowns, reading the newspaper calmly.
If you can ignore the white collar around his neck.
"Idiot! Idiot!" On the flower and bird stand by the window, a parrot sneered at him unscrupulously, "Cluck, cluck, idiot!"
Tang Qing finally couldn't sit still, turned around and said angrily: "Who are you talking about!"
"Idiot talking about you!" Uncle Parrot continued to giggle, "Idiot talking about you!"
"Believe it or not, I'll burn you!" Tang Qing raised his knife and fork at it, making a fierce look.
Uncle Parrot finally became anxious, flapped his wings and started calling for help, "Nephew! Nephew! Nephew! Nephew!"
Tang Qing smiled arrogantly and twirled his knife and fork triumphantly, "My nephew is not here today! Hahahahaha..."
"Uncle..." Bai Lingsheng's voice suddenly came from behind, Tang Qing quickly turned around, showing a kind smile like an elder, "Haha Lingsheng, good morning."
Bai Lingsheng walked to the cage curiously, and asked, "Uncle, is this parrot raised by Tang Zhaoning? It's quite smart."
Tang Qing said embarrassingly: "I raised this, called Lafayette."
"This name... is quite interesting." Bai Lingsheng held back a laugh, sure enough the pet looks like its owner, the tone of calling him nephew is exactly the same as swearing.However, Bai Lingsheng looked at Tang Qing's neck suspiciously, "Uncle, what's wrong with your neck? Did you have a stiff neck?"
"Yes! It's a stiff neck! The pillows at home are so unreliable. I'll ask Uncle Lu to change them for me later!" Tang Qing was filled with indignation. How could he tell Bai Lingsheng that he was peeping on his eldest nephew and his wife? The eldest nephew and son-in-law kissed each other, and fell off the fence.
Bai Lingsheng glanced at him with a half-smile, the look in his eyes was so weak that he looked like 'I've already exposed you but I won't expose you'.Tang Qing looked away unnaturally, thinking, the eldest nephew must have been led badly by the eldest nephew, and the eldest nephew is indeed the worst.
"By the way, I have something to tell you." Tang Qing suddenly remembered something, and turned around again, "That Li Jian will go abroad to open up wasteland in a few days, and it is estimated that he will not come back for a long time. go home."
Land reclamation?Bai Lingsheng asked, "Where?"
"Uh..." Tang Qing patted him on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Well, good boy, don't ask. Don't worry, we are all serious businessmen. If Li Jian can do a good job there, Mingde's Maybe the business can be expanded to foreign countries, opportunities and dangers always coexist, and he is almost unable to get along in the country."
Indeed, Mingde's image suffered a great blow after the incident of Bai Lingsheng, and he could hold on to it some time ago, but Li Jian apologized himself, so the meaning was different.Mingde officials had no choice but to come out to apologize, and Li Jian's father personally stated that this matter was only Li Jian's personal behavior and had nothing to do with Mingde.Under such circumstances, sacrificing Li Jian to keep Mingde is an inevitable result.
Bai Lingsheng shrugged. At best, Li Jian could only be regarded as a fuse that ignited the internal conflicts of the Bai family. So far, Bai Lingsheng felt that the lesson was almost done.
Tang Qing asked again: "By the way, some people have been quietly buying the loose shares of the Bai family recently, do you know?"
Bai Lingsheng casually grabbed a few pieces of bird food and threw them into the cage, "Uncle, aren't you also buying?"
"It was bought as a wedding gift for you, and I only received a little bit."
"Bai Qili holds 40.00% of Bai's shares, and Bai Jingze holds [-]%. It's not enough to buy individual shares. At most, it can only be equal to them. The cooperation between Mingde and Bai's has broken down, and the development project of Qingping Bay is on the line." There must be a stalemate. The Bai family can't afford so much money to build such a high-end villa area for the time being. But the initial funds have already been invested. If they stop now, it will be in vain. So they are now secretly looking for someone to invest, uncle If you want to buy, you can start here."
Tang Qing always thought that his eldest nephew and son-in-law were a very good person. Before, he casually exposed Li Jian's background and forced him to apologize publicly. Now... he really knows a lot.
"Okay, it's easy, make sure they don't see that we did it."
Bai Lingsheng is actually not very good at this kind of business matters, it would be best if Tang Qing took the lead.What he is concerned about now is another matter. Bai Qili is sick, but instead of going to the hospital, he finds a doctor to go home from time to time.
Bai Lingsheng felt a little strange, so he went to investigate the doctor, and was surprised to find that he was actually a psychiatrist and a Christian.
Speaking of which, when Bai Lingsheng was still living in the Bai family, Bai Qili would take time out to go to church. Although he didn't go there many times, he donated a lot of money.
Now that I think about it, Bai Qili is not a devout believer, nor is he a charitable person, so it's a bit wrong to do so.Unless, he did something shameful, so he was seeking psychological comfort.
It's just... what is it?
Bai Jingze also felt that Bai Qili's recent behavior was a little weird, but he was busy with Qingpingwan affairs, so he didn't have the energy to take care of him for the time being.
Bai Lingsheng didn't have much time, he was busy with school.After so many days of absence from school, although the teachers of all subjects expressed their understanding, there were still one or two who couldn't see it. If Bai Lingsheng didn't go, he would definitely fail the subject.And Ye Sheng finally remembered his son's studies, and repeatedly told Bai Lingsheng to study hard.
To be honest, even though Bai Lingsheng is the film king, he is really not very familiar with what Keban taught.And, in short, he's a scumbag.As long as it is something printed in a book, whether it is Chinese or English, anyway, it is a guesswork based on character.So most of the time, he relies on technology.
Science and technology are primary productive forces!
He felt that he was the man who was born for this. It was so cool to hack into the school intranet one day in advance and read the exam questions.
The classmates all regarded him as a genius, and felt that this guy who was usually lazy and relied on his face to eat, and gained the favorability of teachers in various subjects, was really a god of learning.Usually, I obviously haven't seen him work hard, but when it comes to the exam, he immediately shows off his might, and he is no more awesome.
But Bai Lingsheng found himself facing a new problem.
He thinks that the mandarin that he speaks is correct, but he only got a B in class performance! b! None!
"Bai Lingsheng, please say this word again." The teacher on the stage managed to hold back his smile and looked at him earnestly.
"Er." Bai Lingsheng read it again with a correct attitude.
"Occasionally, ou, the third tone, occasionally, not er, understand?"
Bai Lingsheng nodded, "Er."
"Then read the puppet."
"puppet."
"Yes! That's the feeling, do it again, once in a while!"
"Err."
"Hahahahahaha..." A girl sitting in the front row of Bai Lingsheng was lying on the table and laughing shamelessly, her shoulders trembling.
Not far away, someone was whispering, "The male god is so cute~ This accent is really cute..."
"Err, Err, Err? Err!"
The teacher waved his hand, "Don't laugh, everyone, this is actually an accent problem, right? Bai Lingsheng, do you guys really say that?"
Teacher, why do you use a rhetorical question at the end? You really doubt me, okay?I'm an actor, not a comedian.
"Teacher..." Bai Lingsheng's tone was helpless, and she stretched out her hand to push back the hair on her forehead, as if she was helpless because of their laughter.But the corners of his mouth are still curved, which makes people feel comfortable.
The female teacher seemed to have been hit by an arrow in her chest, the arrow of Cupid, the god of love.
"Then Bai Lingsheng, you can read a paragraph of the press release aloud, just read it according to the ppt." The female teacher forced herself to maintain her demeanor of a strict teacher.
Bai Lingsheng began to read according to the content on the ppt, "It's nineteen o'clock in city b time, everyone is welcome to watch the news broadcast. Today's main content is..."
The out-and-out voice of the announcer stunned everyone in a classroom as soon as he opened his mouth.Bai Lingsheng is worthy of being a talent in the broadcasting and hosting department. To be selected as the host of the school celebration show, there are still two talents.Moreover, Bai Lingsheng's typhoon is really amazing, confident and calm, with ease, even in the classroom, he has a professional demeanor of sitting in the studio.
This kind of serious news network host is different from the party host. It is more demanding and stricter. Although it is not as rigid as before, it has a kind of solemnity.
Bai Lingsheng looked at the pictures of Yangko twisting and Errenzhuan on the ppt, and continued to read calmly, "The New Year is approaching, and the land of China is full of festive atmosphere..."
There are too many edited pictures on the Internet, this sentence has been photoshopped in various ways, some students feel too much joy, the expression on their faces is very exciting, want to laugh but dare not laugh, desperately maintain the dignity of their big broadcasting and hosting department .
As a result, Bai Lingsheng finished speaking, and said to him, "How are you, classmate", and he immediately failed.Then the teacher also had a hard time with him, and immediately called him up to continue reading Bai Lingsheng's words.Originally, he also wanted to give a speech with a masculine temperament, but in the end... he became short of breath after reading a few words, his joy cells started to move, and he couldn't hold back, and the content that he didn't think was funny suddenly became full of laughing points .
"Giant Panda Yuanyuan...haha...Oh, teacher, I can't do it...Teacher save me hahaha..."
"This classmate." The teacher said to him earnestly, "If you were broadcasting news at your level just now, you would have owed the TV station several months of salary by now."
Bai Lingsheng was speechless and funny, this classmate's style...well, quite unique.
After class, the boys and girls in the class were still recreating the scene in the class. A group of people lay on the desks and stretched out their hands like dying soldiers, "Teacher! Oh teacher, save me! Save me... "
The boy walked up and down in front of them angrily, "Is it interesting? Is it interesting? Ah?!"
"Yes~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
Bai Lingsheng suddenly felt itchy to watch, and really wanted to go up and show off his outstanding acting skills, but before he could take a step, girls surrounded him, "Er~"
"Baier!"
"God Er Er!"
"Sign me your name!"
"Er Er, you were so handsome at the school celebration yesterday! I saw you were with Director Huo and the others this afternoon. Are you going to be a star?"
"Yes, yes, you have now been regarded as the new male god of B, did you make it?"
"I was very emotional yesterday when I was a discipline committee member!"
…………
Bai Lingsheng is like a flat boat in a stormy sea wolf, submerged in the sea with countless 'er'er's floating in it.
"Okay, everyone be quiet, can I discuss it with you?" Bai Lingsheng raised his hands in surrender.
"What? What do you mean?"
"talk?"
"What?"
"Everyone, don't call me Er Er." Bai Lingsheng said.
"I don't want to call you what's your name, it's a very kind name."
"Yeah, it's especially...uh, recognizable!"
"Erererererer... very smooth!"
"It's so cute! Want to take a bite!"
Bai Lingsheng pointed to the door, "You said you want to bite my sister, your boyfriend is here."
The girl is down, but there are still countless girls, and, men.
So Bai Lingsheng could only be forced to accept his new very down-to-earth nickname, Erer Male God's name, which spread throughout the school within a day.
If you can ignore the white collar around his neck.
"Idiot! Idiot!" On the flower and bird stand by the window, a parrot sneered at him unscrupulously, "Cluck, cluck, idiot!"
Tang Qing finally couldn't sit still, turned around and said angrily: "Who are you talking about!"
"Idiot talking about you!" Uncle Parrot continued to giggle, "Idiot talking about you!"
"Believe it or not, I'll burn you!" Tang Qing raised his knife and fork at it, making a fierce look.
Uncle Parrot finally became anxious, flapped his wings and started calling for help, "Nephew! Nephew! Nephew! Nephew!"
Tang Qing smiled arrogantly and twirled his knife and fork triumphantly, "My nephew is not here today! Hahahahaha..."
"Uncle..." Bai Lingsheng's voice suddenly came from behind, Tang Qing quickly turned around, showing a kind smile like an elder, "Haha Lingsheng, good morning."
Bai Lingsheng walked to the cage curiously, and asked, "Uncle, is this parrot raised by Tang Zhaoning? It's quite smart."
Tang Qing said embarrassingly: "I raised this, called Lafayette."
"This name... is quite interesting." Bai Lingsheng held back a laugh, sure enough the pet looks like its owner, the tone of calling him nephew is exactly the same as swearing.However, Bai Lingsheng looked at Tang Qing's neck suspiciously, "Uncle, what's wrong with your neck? Did you have a stiff neck?"
"Yes! It's a stiff neck! The pillows at home are so unreliable. I'll ask Uncle Lu to change them for me later!" Tang Qing was filled with indignation. How could he tell Bai Lingsheng that he was peeping on his eldest nephew and his wife? The eldest nephew and son-in-law kissed each other, and fell off the fence.
Bai Lingsheng glanced at him with a half-smile, the look in his eyes was so weak that he looked like 'I've already exposed you but I won't expose you'.Tang Qing looked away unnaturally, thinking, the eldest nephew must have been led badly by the eldest nephew, and the eldest nephew is indeed the worst.
"By the way, I have something to tell you." Tang Qing suddenly remembered something, and turned around again, "That Li Jian will go abroad to open up wasteland in a few days, and it is estimated that he will not come back for a long time. go home."
Land reclamation?Bai Lingsheng asked, "Where?"
"Uh..." Tang Qing patted him on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Well, good boy, don't ask. Don't worry, we are all serious businessmen. If Li Jian can do a good job there, Mingde's Maybe the business can be expanded to foreign countries, opportunities and dangers always coexist, and he is almost unable to get along in the country."
Indeed, Mingde's image suffered a great blow after the incident of Bai Lingsheng, and he could hold on to it some time ago, but Li Jian apologized himself, so the meaning was different.Mingde officials had no choice but to come out to apologize, and Li Jian's father personally stated that this matter was only Li Jian's personal behavior and had nothing to do with Mingde.Under such circumstances, sacrificing Li Jian to keep Mingde is an inevitable result.
Bai Lingsheng shrugged. At best, Li Jian could only be regarded as a fuse that ignited the internal conflicts of the Bai family. So far, Bai Lingsheng felt that the lesson was almost done.
Tang Qing asked again: "By the way, some people have been quietly buying the loose shares of the Bai family recently, do you know?"
Bai Lingsheng casually grabbed a few pieces of bird food and threw them into the cage, "Uncle, aren't you also buying?"
"It was bought as a wedding gift for you, and I only received a little bit."
"Bai Qili holds 40.00% of Bai's shares, and Bai Jingze holds [-]%. It's not enough to buy individual shares. At most, it can only be equal to them. The cooperation between Mingde and Bai's has broken down, and the development project of Qingping Bay is on the line." There must be a stalemate. The Bai family can't afford so much money to build such a high-end villa area for the time being. But the initial funds have already been invested. If they stop now, it will be in vain. So they are now secretly looking for someone to invest, uncle If you want to buy, you can start here."
Tang Qing always thought that his eldest nephew and son-in-law were a very good person. Before, he casually exposed Li Jian's background and forced him to apologize publicly. Now... he really knows a lot.
"Okay, it's easy, make sure they don't see that we did it."
Bai Lingsheng is actually not very good at this kind of business matters, it would be best if Tang Qing took the lead.What he is concerned about now is another matter. Bai Qili is sick, but instead of going to the hospital, he finds a doctor to go home from time to time.
Bai Lingsheng felt a little strange, so he went to investigate the doctor, and was surprised to find that he was actually a psychiatrist and a Christian.
Speaking of which, when Bai Lingsheng was still living in the Bai family, Bai Qili would take time out to go to church. Although he didn't go there many times, he donated a lot of money.
Now that I think about it, Bai Qili is not a devout believer, nor is he a charitable person, so it's a bit wrong to do so.Unless, he did something shameful, so he was seeking psychological comfort.
It's just... what is it?
Bai Jingze also felt that Bai Qili's recent behavior was a little weird, but he was busy with Qingpingwan affairs, so he didn't have the energy to take care of him for the time being.
Bai Lingsheng didn't have much time, he was busy with school.After so many days of absence from school, although the teachers of all subjects expressed their understanding, there were still one or two who couldn't see it. If Bai Lingsheng didn't go, he would definitely fail the subject.And Ye Sheng finally remembered his son's studies, and repeatedly told Bai Lingsheng to study hard.
To be honest, even though Bai Lingsheng is the film king, he is really not very familiar with what Keban taught.And, in short, he's a scumbag.As long as it is something printed in a book, whether it is Chinese or English, anyway, it is a guesswork based on character.So most of the time, he relies on technology.
Science and technology are primary productive forces!
He felt that he was the man who was born for this. It was so cool to hack into the school intranet one day in advance and read the exam questions.
The classmates all regarded him as a genius, and felt that this guy who was usually lazy and relied on his face to eat, and gained the favorability of teachers in various subjects, was really a god of learning.Usually, I obviously haven't seen him work hard, but when it comes to the exam, he immediately shows off his might, and he is no more awesome.
But Bai Lingsheng found himself facing a new problem.
He thinks that the mandarin that he speaks is correct, but he only got a B in class performance! b! None!
"Bai Lingsheng, please say this word again." The teacher on the stage managed to hold back his smile and looked at him earnestly.
"Er." Bai Lingsheng read it again with a correct attitude.
"Occasionally, ou, the third tone, occasionally, not er, understand?"
Bai Lingsheng nodded, "Er."
"Then read the puppet."
"puppet."
"Yes! That's the feeling, do it again, once in a while!"
"Err."
"Hahahahahaha..." A girl sitting in the front row of Bai Lingsheng was lying on the table and laughing shamelessly, her shoulders trembling.
Not far away, someone was whispering, "The male god is so cute~ This accent is really cute..."
"Err, Err, Err? Err!"
The teacher waved his hand, "Don't laugh, everyone, this is actually an accent problem, right? Bai Lingsheng, do you guys really say that?"
Teacher, why do you use a rhetorical question at the end? You really doubt me, okay?I'm an actor, not a comedian.
"Teacher..." Bai Lingsheng's tone was helpless, and she stretched out her hand to push back the hair on her forehead, as if she was helpless because of their laughter.But the corners of his mouth are still curved, which makes people feel comfortable.
The female teacher seemed to have been hit by an arrow in her chest, the arrow of Cupid, the god of love.
"Then Bai Lingsheng, you can read a paragraph of the press release aloud, just read it according to the ppt." The female teacher forced herself to maintain her demeanor of a strict teacher.
Bai Lingsheng began to read according to the content on the ppt, "It's nineteen o'clock in city b time, everyone is welcome to watch the news broadcast. Today's main content is..."
The out-and-out voice of the announcer stunned everyone in a classroom as soon as he opened his mouth.Bai Lingsheng is worthy of being a talent in the broadcasting and hosting department. To be selected as the host of the school celebration show, there are still two talents.Moreover, Bai Lingsheng's typhoon is really amazing, confident and calm, with ease, even in the classroom, he has a professional demeanor of sitting in the studio.
This kind of serious news network host is different from the party host. It is more demanding and stricter. Although it is not as rigid as before, it has a kind of solemnity.
Bai Lingsheng looked at the pictures of Yangko twisting and Errenzhuan on the ppt, and continued to read calmly, "The New Year is approaching, and the land of China is full of festive atmosphere..."
There are too many edited pictures on the Internet, this sentence has been photoshopped in various ways, some students feel too much joy, the expression on their faces is very exciting, want to laugh but dare not laugh, desperately maintain the dignity of their big broadcasting and hosting department .
As a result, Bai Lingsheng finished speaking, and said to him, "How are you, classmate", and he immediately failed.Then the teacher also had a hard time with him, and immediately called him up to continue reading Bai Lingsheng's words.Originally, he also wanted to give a speech with a masculine temperament, but in the end... he became short of breath after reading a few words, his joy cells started to move, and he couldn't hold back, and the content that he didn't think was funny suddenly became full of laughing points .
"Giant Panda Yuanyuan...haha...Oh, teacher, I can't do it...Teacher save me hahaha..."
"This classmate." The teacher said to him earnestly, "If you were broadcasting news at your level just now, you would have owed the TV station several months of salary by now."
Bai Lingsheng was speechless and funny, this classmate's style...well, quite unique.
After class, the boys and girls in the class were still recreating the scene in the class. A group of people lay on the desks and stretched out their hands like dying soldiers, "Teacher! Oh teacher, save me! Save me... "
The boy walked up and down in front of them angrily, "Is it interesting? Is it interesting? Ah?!"
"Yes~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
Bai Lingsheng suddenly felt itchy to watch, and really wanted to go up and show off his outstanding acting skills, but before he could take a step, girls surrounded him, "Er~"
"Baier!"
"God Er Er!"
"Sign me your name!"
"Er Er, you were so handsome at the school celebration yesterday! I saw you were with Director Huo and the others this afternoon. Are you going to be a star?"
"Yes, yes, you have now been regarded as the new male god of B, did you make it?"
"I was very emotional yesterday when I was a discipline committee member!"
…………
Bai Lingsheng is like a flat boat in a stormy sea wolf, submerged in the sea with countless 'er'er's floating in it.
"Okay, everyone be quiet, can I discuss it with you?" Bai Lingsheng raised his hands in surrender.
"What? What do you mean?"
"talk?"
"What?"
"Everyone, don't call me Er Er." Bai Lingsheng said.
"I don't want to call you what's your name, it's a very kind name."
"Yeah, it's especially...uh, recognizable!"
"Erererererer... very smooth!"
"It's so cute! Want to take a bite!"
Bai Lingsheng pointed to the door, "You said you want to bite my sister, your boyfriend is here."
The girl is down, but there are still countless girls, and, men.
So Bai Lingsheng could only be forced to accept his new very down-to-earth nickname, Erer Male God's name, which spread throughout the school within a day.
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