Ghost King's Vicious Dog
Chapter 86
Chapter 86 After the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a master!
An hour later, Jiang Tian parked the car in the underground parking lot of the busiest shopping mall in the city center. On the third floor of this shopping mall, there are several outdoor goods stores.
Jiang Tian took out the shopping list he had already prepared, and compared items one by one, "Let me see, first you have to buy a tent, master...cough, daughter-in-law, what color do you like?"
Shao Xing was very helpless to Jiang Tian calling him master inside and daughter-in-law outside, but thinking about it, the ambiguous title of master would indeed remind people of a certain letter circle, and there was a risk of being misunderstood.
He glanced over the tents of different sizes and brands, and finally gave Jiang Tian the right to choose, "Just pick the one you like."
"Then choose this dark green one, I like green." Jiang Tian struggled to pull out the huge folding tent bag from the shelf, put it into the shopping cart, and continued to wander.
"By the way, buy an alcohol stove like this, you can cook a small hot pot."
Jiang Tian really wanted to show his superb cooking skills in front of Shao Xing, after all, this was the only place where he could beat Shao Xing.
Shao Xing was noncommittal, "As you like, baby, you can buy the whole store."
Jiang Tian: The most worrying thing happened...
The face of the shopping guide next to him turned green, just like Jiang Tianxuan's tent.
However, Jiang Tian stopped Shao Xing's inhumane behavior in time, and told him with his eyes that normal people would not buy shopping malls on a whim!
"Barbecue grill, folding stool, sleeping bag, fishing rod..." Jiang Tian chanted his list while pushing the shopping cart.
Perhaps it is because of the more than one year of life in the world that he has developed the habit of careful planning and careful planning. This character is especially obvious when shopping. When buying the same thing, you have to compare three brands, and then choose the product with the highest cost performance. Ask the shopping guide if there is a discount.
Shao Xing sighed slightly in his heart, a little sad.
Although Jiang Tian's current appearance of reading the product description seriously while rambling in a low voice is very cute, but Shao Xing knows that he has suffered so much that he has developed such a habit.
If possible, he still wants to return Jiang Tian's favor to his original arrogant and pampered appearance, and wants him to rely on his doting to act recklessly, at least in this way he is happy and happy.
This child is too sensible, but it is called 'parents' distressed.
After shopping in the specialty store for more than an hour, I finally bought everything I needed.
The shopping guide called two people to help deliver the contents of the two shopping carts to the trunk of the underground parking lot.
Jiang Tian followed them, walking beside Shao Xing, holding Shao Xing's cuff with his left hand, holding his own list in his right hand, looking down, still babbling:
"I also need to prepare things like barbecue and seasoning, but those are not easy to store, so I'd better wait until the day before departure to buy them. By the way, it's best to buy two pairs of pet shoes for Jinan. Small stones in the wild may pierce the food." The claws that hurt it, and this glowing collar..."
Shao Xing frowned, keenly aware of the smell of the light bulb.
He persuaded with good words: "Baby, didn't you agree that only the two of us will go, why do you have to bring the dog?"
Jiang Tian was even more puzzled, "Jinan is not human, why can't he take it with him?"
"But it's already enlightened."
Because of the precedent of Jiang Tian, Ji Nan, who is enlightened, is no different from a normal person in Shao Xing's eyes, except that he lacks a human body. He naturally does not allow Jiang Tian to bring a light bulb that always haunts him.
And Jinan always looks at Jiang Tian with eyes full of love, which is the same as Jiang Tian's eyes when he looked at Shao Xing before, and Shao Xing has a sense of crisis about this.
So it is safer to let it guard the rear.
Jiang Tian was not very willing, and he argued, "But how can you not bring pets with you when you go camping? You have to bring pets to complete the camping! You have to bring a pet when you go camping on TV."
Shao Xing caught the loophole in his language and smiled, "That is to say, as long as you bring your pets, your camping will be perfect, right?"
"That's right..." Jiang Tian replied hesitantly, "But I only have Ji Nan as a pet."
"You're going to have a lot soon." Shao Xing patted Jiang Tian's head lightly, then took his hand, "Let's go, go home."
Dazed, Jiang Tian followed him into the car. Shao Xing drove the car on the return journey, and Jiang Tian sat in the spacious back seat, unpacking the fishing gear he just bought to have a look.
Although their main purpose of going to Zhangxi Lake this time was to find his demon soul, they couldn't waste such a large lake for nothing, so Jiang Tian decided to catch some small fish and grill them.
I bought a bunch of them in a mess just now, and there was a small box that the shopping guide said was necessary for fishing, and it was not expensive, only five yuan, so Jiang Tian put it in the shopping cart.
But Jiang Tian didn't know what was in the box. Looking at the packaging, it seemed to be fishing bait.
Jiang Tian casually lifted the lid of the box and looked inside, his hairs stood on end, and his back felt cold.
The box was full of caterpillars, alive and writhing, crawling out of the box, almost onto Jiang Tian's hands.
Jiang Tian shuddered, his hands shaking like a tractor.
It just so happened that the wheel of the sports car hit a stone on the road and bumped a bit. Jiang Tian was caught off guard, and the box fell out of his hand and fell under the car seat.
The clamworm caterpillars scrambled out, twisted their plump bodies, and crawled wantonly with their countless tentacles-like legs, and they crawled all over the ground in a short while.
Jiang Tian was so frightened that his face was livid, he quickly raised his feet, and squatted on the seat, not daring to breathe.
Shao Xing saw Jiang Tian looked like he had seen a ghost from the rearview mirror, and asked strangely, "Baby, what's wrong with you?"
"I..." Jiang Tian opened his mouth, his voice was hoarse, as if he was about to cry, "I don't want this car anymore...I don't want it anymore..."
Shao Xing was unhurried, even a little happy: "Okay, I'll buy you a new one, and let you choose this time, okay?"
"..." Jiang Tian's insect phobia was instantly cured by the absolute power of money. He took a pack of paper towels tremblingly, endured the nausea and picked up the caterpillars one by one back into the box, and then taped them to death It was wrapped and sealed, and stuffed into the deepest part of the backpack.
The sun was setting, and as dusk approached, they returned home.The sunset is like a huge brush, using the white exterior wall of the villa as a canvas, smearing orange-red paint wantonly.
Shao Xing parked the car in the underground parking room and got out of the car.Don't worry about the things in the trunk, someone will naturally clean them up.
Jiang Tian managed to recover from the bug crisis, recalled the promise Shao Xing made at that time, and followed him curiously, "Master, what do you mean by many pets?"
He suddenly became vigilant, "It can't be a bug, I don't want it!"
Shao Xing couldn't help laughing, "How could it be a bug? In fact, I originally planned to give it to you in a few days, and it's the same if I send it in advance."
Jiang Tian became even more curious, "What is it? Kitten? Parrot? Goldfish? Rabbit?"
Shao Xing just smiled and said nothing.
Jiang Tian followed Shao Xing up the stairs and came to the study.
Shao Xing took out a white box from the bookcase and handed it to him, and said with a smile, "Open it and have a look."
Jiang Tian hesitated, what kind of pet should be packed in a box?
He shook the box lightly, and heard a rattling sound inside, as if there were many small things.
As long as it's not a bug.
Jiang Tian prepared himself mentally, opened the box, and dumped the contents on the desk.
I saw five or six small things falling on the table. Jiang Tian took a closer look and found that it was a pile of small stones and sticks. Each stone or stick had a pair of long thin arms and a pair of long arms. Long thin legs.
As soon as they landed on the table, they waved their small and thin arms and ran all over the table. They were very lively, jumping on the books for a while, and crawling on the pen holder for a while.Although it has no mouth, it makes a squawking sound.
Jiang Tian was stunned, and his whole body was completely shut down. He stared blankly at the small stones and sticks running around the table, his brain was in a mess, and the gears of thinking were all stuck.
"This... what is this?"
"You picked this up from outside when you were young, forgot?" Shao Xing hugged Jiang Tian from behind, kissed his hair, and looked at the group of little things on the table tenderly.
He said with nostalgia: "At that time, you liked to pick up things outside. Although they were just stones and sticks, you couldn't treasure them, so I put them in the treasure house. After a long time, they absorbed the light of the world and the moon, and were treasured." If it is affected by the instrument, it becomes refined."
"Although it's a bit noisy, but for you, it's a gadget that can relieve boredom."
Jiang Tian stretched out his hand in a daze, and a little stone spirit immediately stretched out its arms, hugged his fingers, and hung on his hands like a swing.
Then it seemed to like Jiang Tian very much, and climbed up along the back of his hand, tugging at his sleeve vigorously.
Jiang Tian was taken aback, and quickly shook his hand, the little Shitou Jing was thrown onto a pile of documents, and he was stunned for a while, then suddenly felt aggrieved and burst into tears after a few seconds.
"Hey, don't cry, don't cry..."
Jiang Tian couldn't see others crying, so he quickly took the small stone essence into his palm, and couldn't tell its pros and cons, so he just picked one side at random, and gently touched it with his index finger, "Okay, okay, don't cry, I like you too."
The little stone spirit immediately became happy, waving his noodle-like arms on his palm, and screaming.
The other small stones and wooden sticks saw it, and they all ran over, jumped on Jiang Tian, grabbed his clothes and climbed up, as if they all wanted to be touched by Jiang Tian.
Jiang Tian had no choice but to let them line up on the table and touch their heads one by one.
Shao Xing watched from the side, very satisfied.
Compared with Jinan's pets whose thinking mode is no different from that of humans, this little thing with an IQ of only [-] is much cuter.
Jiang Tian was also very happy, but his happiness was different from Shao Xing's.
There were three reasons why he was happy, one was that these little things were really loved and cute, and the other was that Shao Xing still kept these little rags he picked up, and he was really touched.
The last reason is Jinan. Jiang Tian has to go to work during the day, so it is difficult to play with him often.Ji Nan stayed alone in the huge villa waiting for him to go home, so he should be quite lonely.
But now, with these lively little guys, Guinan will not be alone.
An hour later, Jiang Tian parked the car in the underground parking lot of the busiest shopping mall in the city center. On the third floor of this shopping mall, there are several outdoor goods stores.
Jiang Tian took out the shopping list he had already prepared, and compared items one by one, "Let me see, first you have to buy a tent, master...cough, daughter-in-law, what color do you like?"
Shao Xing was very helpless to Jiang Tian calling him master inside and daughter-in-law outside, but thinking about it, the ambiguous title of master would indeed remind people of a certain letter circle, and there was a risk of being misunderstood.
He glanced over the tents of different sizes and brands, and finally gave Jiang Tian the right to choose, "Just pick the one you like."
"Then choose this dark green one, I like green." Jiang Tian struggled to pull out the huge folding tent bag from the shelf, put it into the shopping cart, and continued to wander.
"By the way, buy an alcohol stove like this, you can cook a small hot pot."
Jiang Tian really wanted to show his superb cooking skills in front of Shao Xing, after all, this was the only place where he could beat Shao Xing.
Shao Xing was noncommittal, "As you like, baby, you can buy the whole store."
Jiang Tian: The most worrying thing happened...
The face of the shopping guide next to him turned green, just like Jiang Tianxuan's tent.
However, Jiang Tian stopped Shao Xing's inhumane behavior in time, and told him with his eyes that normal people would not buy shopping malls on a whim!
"Barbecue grill, folding stool, sleeping bag, fishing rod..." Jiang Tian chanted his list while pushing the shopping cart.
Perhaps it is because of the more than one year of life in the world that he has developed the habit of careful planning and careful planning. This character is especially obvious when shopping. When buying the same thing, you have to compare three brands, and then choose the product with the highest cost performance. Ask the shopping guide if there is a discount.
Shao Xing sighed slightly in his heart, a little sad.
Although Jiang Tian's current appearance of reading the product description seriously while rambling in a low voice is very cute, but Shao Xing knows that he has suffered so much that he has developed such a habit.
If possible, he still wants to return Jiang Tian's favor to his original arrogant and pampered appearance, and wants him to rely on his doting to act recklessly, at least in this way he is happy and happy.
This child is too sensible, but it is called 'parents' distressed.
After shopping in the specialty store for more than an hour, I finally bought everything I needed.
The shopping guide called two people to help deliver the contents of the two shopping carts to the trunk of the underground parking lot.
Jiang Tian followed them, walking beside Shao Xing, holding Shao Xing's cuff with his left hand, holding his own list in his right hand, looking down, still babbling:
"I also need to prepare things like barbecue and seasoning, but those are not easy to store, so I'd better wait until the day before departure to buy them. By the way, it's best to buy two pairs of pet shoes for Jinan. Small stones in the wild may pierce the food." The claws that hurt it, and this glowing collar..."
Shao Xing frowned, keenly aware of the smell of the light bulb.
He persuaded with good words: "Baby, didn't you agree that only the two of us will go, why do you have to bring the dog?"
Jiang Tian was even more puzzled, "Jinan is not human, why can't he take it with him?"
"But it's already enlightened."
Because of the precedent of Jiang Tian, Ji Nan, who is enlightened, is no different from a normal person in Shao Xing's eyes, except that he lacks a human body. He naturally does not allow Jiang Tian to bring a light bulb that always haunts him.
And Jinan always looks at Jiang Tian with eyes full of love, which is the same as Jiang Tian's eyes when he looked at Shao Xing before, and Shao Xing has a sense of crisis about this.
So it is safer to let it guard the rear.
Jiang Tian was not very willing, and he argued, "But how can you not bring pets with you when you go camping? You have to bring pets to complete the camping! You have to bring a pet when you go camping on TV."
Shao Xing caught the loophole in his language and smiled, "That is to say, as long as you bring your pets, your camping will be perfect, right?"
"That's right..." Jiang Tian replied hesitantly, "But I only have Ji Nan as a pet."
"You're going to have a lot soon." Shao Xing patted Jiang Tian's head lightly, then took his hand, "Let's go, go home."
Dazed, Jiang Tian followed him into the car. Shao Xing drove the car on the return journey, and Jiang Tian sat in the spacious back seat, unpacking the fishing gear he just bought to have a look.
Although their main purpose of going to Zhangxi Lake this time was to find his demon soul, they couldn't waste such a large lake for nothing, so Jiang Tian decided to catch some small fish and grill them.
I bought a bunch of them in a mess just now, and there was a small box that the shopping guide said was necessary for fishing, and it was not expensive, only five yuan, so Jiang Tian put it in the shopping cart.
But Jiang Tian didn't know what was in the box. Looking at the packaging, it seemed to be fishing bait.
Jiang Tian casually lifted the lid of the box and looked inside, his hairs stood on end, and his back felt cold.
The box was full of caterpillars, alive and writhing, crawling out of the box, almost onto Jiang Tian's hands.
Jiang Tian shuddered, his hands shaking like a tractor.
It just so happened that the wheel of the sports car hit a stone on the road and bumped a bit. Jiang Tian was caught off guard, and the box fell out of his hand and fell under the car seat.
The clamworm caterpillars scrambled out, twisted their plump bodies, and crawled wantonly with their countless tentacles-like legs, and they crawled all over the ground in a short while.
Jiang Tian was so frightened that his face was livid, he quickly raised his feet, and squatted on the seat, not daring to breathe.
Shao Xing saw Jiang Tian looked like he had seen a ghost from the rearview mirror, and asked strangely, "Baby, what's wrong with you?"
"I..." Jiang Tian opened his mouth, his voice was hoarse, as if he was about to cry, "I don't want this car anymore...I don't want it anymore..."
Shao Xing was unhurried, even a little happy: "Okay, I'll buy you a new one, and let you choose this time, okay?"
"..." Jiang Tian's insect phobia was instantly cured by the absolute power of money. He took a pack of paper towels tremblingly, endured the nausea and picked up the caterpillars one by one back into the box, and then taped them to death It was wrapped and sealed, and stuffed into the deepest part of the backpack.
The sun was setting, and as dusk approached, they returned home.The sunset is like a huge brush, using the white exterior wall of the villa as a canvas, smearing orange-red paint wantonly.
Shao Xing parked the car in the underground parking room and got out of the car.Don't worry about the things in the trunk, someone will naturally clean them up.
Jiang Tian managed to recover from the bug crisis, recalled the promise Shao Xing made at that time, and followed him curiously, "Master, what do you mean by many pets?"
He suddenly became vigilant, "It can't be a bug, I don't want it!"
Shao Xing couldn't help laughing, "How could it be a bug? In fact, I originally planned to give it to you in a few days, and it's the same if I send it in advance."
Jiang Tian became even more curious, "What is it? Kitten? Parrot? Goldfish? Rabbit?"
Shao Xing just smiled and said nothing.
Jiang Tian followed Shao Xing up the stairs and came to the study.
Shao Xing took out a white box from the bookcase and handed it to him, and said with a smile, "Open it and have a look."
Jiang Tian hesitated, what kind of pet should be packed in a box?
He shook the box lightly, and heard a rattling sound inside, as if there were many small things.
As long as it's not a bug.
Jiang Tian prepared himself mentally, opened the box, and dumped the contents on the desk.
I saw five or six small things falling on the table. Jiang Tian took a closer look and found that it was a pile of small stones and sticks. Each stone or stick had a pair of long thin arms and a pair of long arms. Long thin legs.
As soon as they landed on the table, they waved their small and thin arms and ran all over the table. They were very lively, jumping on the books for a while, and crawling on the pen holder for a while.Although it has no mouth, it makes a squawking sound.
Jiang Tian was stunned, and his whole body was completely shut down. He stared blankly at the small stones and sticks running around the table, his brain was in a mess, and the gears of thinking were all stuck.
"This... what is this?"
"You picked this up from outside when you were young, forgot?" Shao Xing hugged Jiang Tian from behind, kissed his hair, and looked at the group of little things on the table tenderly.
He said with nostalgia: "At that time, you liked to pick up things outside. Although they were just stones and sticks, you couldn't treasure them, so I put them in the treasure house. After a long time, they absorbed the light of the world and the moon, and were treasured." If it is affected by the instrument, it becomes refined."
"Although it's a bit noisy, but for you, it's a gadget that can relieve boredom."
Jiang Tian stretched out his hand in a daze, and a little stone spirit immediately stretched out its arms, hugged his fingers, and hung on his hands like a swing.
Then it seemed to like Jiang Tian very much, and climbed up along the back of his hand, tugging at his sleeve vigorously.
Jiang Tian was taken aback, and quickly shook his hand, the little Shitou Jing was thrown onto a pile of documents, and he was stunned for a while, then suddenly felt aggrieved and burst into tears after a few seconds.
"Hey, don't cry, don't cry..."
Jiang Tian couldn't see others crying, so he quickly took the small stone essence into his palm, and couldn't tell its pros and cons, so he just picked one side at random, and gently touched it with his index finger, "Okay, okay, don't cry, I like you too."
The little stone spirit immediately became happy, waving his noodle-like arms on his palm, and screaming.
The other small stones and wooden sticks saw it, and they all ran over, jumped on Jiang Tian, grabbed his clothes and climbed up, as if they all wanted to be touched by Jiang Tian.
Jiang Tian had no choice but to let them line up on the table and touch their heads one by one.
Shao Xing watched from the side, very satisfied.
Compared with Jinan's pets whose thinking mode is no different from that of humans, this little thing with an IQ of only [-] is much cuter.
Jiang Tian was also very happy, but his happiness was different from Shao Xing's.
There were three reasons why he was happy, one was that these little things were really loved and cute, and the other was that Shao Xing still kept these little rags he picked up, and he was really touched.
The last reason is Jinan. Jiang Tian has to go to work during the day, so it is difficult to play with him often.Ji Nan stayed alone in the huge villa waiting for him to go home, so he should be quite lonely.
But now, with these lively little guys, Guinan will not be alone.
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