Ghost King's Vicious Dog

Chapter 87 is out!

"But I have to give you a name."

Jiang Tian roughly counted, there are three small stone spirits and two small stick monsters.

He picked up a pure white pebble spirit, "Your name is Xiaoyi."

Picking up the little stone spirit with yellow patterns again, "Your name is Xiao Er."

Pointing to the remaining black stone, "Your name is Xiao...cough, your name is Sansan."

The last two little stick monsters, the long one is called Wangcai, and the short one is called Laifu, they are very festive.

Jiang Tian raised his hands and pressed them down to calm them down, standing in a row on the table like military training.

Then he crossed his arms and looked at them carefully, and a certain nerve in his brain related to making money became active again.

He said enthusiastically: "If it can be mass-produced and sold on the salted fish, it costs three yuan and five yuan, and it will definitely be sold out in an instant."

Little Stone and Little Wooden Stick froze for a moment, then started crying again.

"Wow wow wow..."

You cry and it cries too, one leads to another, and the scene is completely out of control for a while.

Jiang Tian frantically coaxed them for a long time, and vowed again and again that he would never sell them, no matter how much money he gave them, so they stopped crying, and Jiang Tian finally got rid of the brain-piercing sound.

These little things don’t need to eat, and they don’t have mouths. They only need to bask in the sun occasionally, and absorb a few drops of water to keep alive. They don’t shed hair and don’t need to shovel shit. Pet.

Jiang Tian deliberately did a few experiments, and found that besides water, the little things can also absorb all liquids such as milk tea, soda, beer, etc., as long as you dip your hands in a little milk tea and wipe it on the small stones, it will soon penetrate go in.

After the little stone spirit 'drinks' the milk tea, he will be very happy, making a chirping sound, while waving his arms and running around.

So if sunshine and dew are their staple food, drinks are snacks for them.

Most of the small rock spirits and small stick monsters like sweet drinks, only Sansan inexplicably likes beer, and after 'drinking' a few drops, he starts to walk unsteadily, and makes a sound similar to creaking, as if drunk.

Jiang Tian carefully recorded their calls: when they are happy, they cry Java; when they are sad, they cry; creaking and creaking seem to be their singing; when they are angry, their voices become higher and sharper, and they stamp their feet vigorously. .

All in all, very interesting.

After dinner, Jiang Tian introduced the little monsters to Jinan, and told him about his plan to travel far away. It might take a few days to come back, and he had to work hard to look after the house.

"But I will leave Xiaoyi and Wangcai with you, and you won't be bored."

Jinan nodded. Although he was a little bit reluctant, he really wanted to say that he would not be bored at home with a dog.

Jinan is very busy during this period. He is learning English by himself through online classes, reciting [-] words a day, studying literature monographs, researching animal medicine, and publishing a short article on a website as an anonymous author. The article is called "On the World with Dogs" has been widely praised by readers.

But there is no need to tell Jiang Tian about these things. Ji Nan loves Jiang Tian and doesn't want to hurt his fragile self-esteem.

After explaining all this, a few more days passed, and finally it was the day of departure.

It was the first time for Jiang Tian to go camping with Shao Xing. He was so excited the night before that he didn't fall asleep. He got up early the next morning and walked to the door with big bags and small bags. .

Then he saw an eight-meter-long dark gray RV parked outside the automatic fence door of the villa, shining brightly in the bright sunlight, looking high-end and grand.

Jiang Tian was stunned.

"Wait, wait!" Jiang Tian opened the car door, stepped on the pedals extending from below, and jumped up. Looking inside, he saw that the RV was fully equipped with all internal organs, and the innermost part was a soft double bed—— Well, his tent dreams were dashed.

Looking to the side, there are dining tables and chairs, as well as induction cookers, gas stoves, ovens and refrigerators.Very good, now his alcohol stove and small hot pot are also eliminated.

Looking to the side again, there was Chu You sitting in the driver's seat, looking at him with a smile.

This was what Jiang Tian couldn't accept the most. He turned around and complained to Shao Xing who was walking slowly, "Didn't we agree that there were only the two of us? Why is this fox here?"

"This is the driver, baby." Shao Xing said unhurriedly, "You can completely ignore him and pretend that he doesn't exist."

Jiang Tian thought about it too, if no one was driving, he wouldn't be able to cuddle with Shao Xing sweetly on the back bed, and he must have a separate person to drive.

So Jiang Tian accepted the light bulb very unconscionably.

Chu You watched silently from the side, feeling a little hurt.Although he knew his mission long ago, did these two people say it too bluntly, and even said it in front of their faces, it hurts the fox too much!

Shao Xing also got into the car, kissed Xia Jiangtian on the cheek, and thoughtfully said: "I know you want to live in a tent and also want to make a campfire. This RV is just to make you more comfortable on the road. When you arrive at Zhangxi Lake, what do you want to do?" Live anywhere."

Only then was Jiang Tian completely happy. He trotted to the back of the car and sat on the soft bed. There was actually a tilted TV screen above his head, so he could lie on the bed and watch movies.There is a small drawer at hand. After opening it, there are snacks sorted one by one.

This is too comfortable, Jiang Tian rebelled from the tent party to the caravan party in a second.

He was half lying on a pile of pillows, with a can of beer in his hand, watching the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law TV series on TV.

The little stone spirit and the little stick spirit next to him also imitated his appearance, leaning on the pillow in a decent manner, each holding a plastic bottle cap the size of a thumb, which contained milk tea.

Jiang Tian felt that the blessings of Qi people were nothing more than this.

Shao Xing looked helplessly at the side. This bastard resisted more than anyone else when he first saw the RV, and now he enjoys it more than anyone else.

Chu You's driving skills are very good, and the big car is relatively stable. Jiang Tian can barely feel the vibration while lying on the bed.

At noon, Chu You parked the car in a secluded open space, and Jiang Tian used the gas stove in the car to fry two dishes for lunch.

After driving for several hours, the sky outside the window gradually darkened, and finally it was completely dark.

The road to navigate is getting more and more remote, and there are fewer and fewer cars around until there is no one.

In the silence of the night, the roar of the RV engine became more and more obvious. There were dark forests on both sides of the road, and there were only two beams of white light from the headlights, which split the thick night like lightsabers.

The location of Zhangxi Lake is very remote. It can be said that there is no village or shop behind. Usually, no one would go there, and there is only one dirt road leading there.The dirt road was very narrow, only more than four meters wide. Fortunately, there were no other cars, and Chu You drove the RV without hindrance.

However, only half an hour later, Chu You suddenly saw a dead tree lying in front of him, which was very thick and completely blocked the road.

Chu You stopped the car, turned around and reported to Shao Xing, "Master, there's a tree down ahead, I'll deal with it."

Jiang Tian, ​​who was sleeping in Shao Xing's arms, became sleepy when he heard him say this, and he also regained his energy, "I'll go down too."

He jumped off the bed, put on his shoes and followed Chu You out of the car.

Taking a closer look, Chu You felt a little strange.The tree trunk blocking the road looked like a birch tree, but there were poplar trees growing all around it. How could a birch tree fall on the road, and it blocked the middle of the road impartially.

It seems like it was moved artificially.

Jiang Tian didn't notice these details, he rubbed his palms excitedly, and said, "Don't move, I'll see if I can move it by myself."

After finishing speaking, he leaned over and hugged the tree trunk. Just as he was about to move, he suddenly raised his head and sniffed the surrounding air, and some familiar smells were blown over by the wind.

Jiang Tian looked at Chu You blankly, "There seem to be people around."

Chu You nodded, then glanced at the tree trunk at his feet, "Probably from the robbery."

This is a common method used by those desperadoes. They use obstacles to block the road in the middle of the night. Once the driver comes down to check, they will immediately surround him. At best, they rob money and cars, and at worst, they may even kill people. .

Many truck drivers who drive late at night know this, so they don’t dare to get out of the car when they encounter anything on the road, and they will keep a baseball bat in the car for self-defense.

But Chu You really didn't expect it at that time, mainly because he didn't realize that someone dared to rob them.

Jiang Tian was still about to say something, when suddenly a dozen people jumped out from the dark woods, holding knives, guns and sticks in their hands, they surrounded Jiang Tian and Chu You fiercely.

The leader was wearing a black mask, about 40 years old, with fierce eyes, a sturdy body, and tattoos on his arms and legs.His most advanced weapon is an earthen shotgun.

The bandit leader shouted and cursed: "Don't move! Squat down, squat down! Put your hands on your head! If there is anyone in the car, get down!"

Jiang Tian asked suspiciously, "Don't you say slogans?"

The bandit chief probably saw Jiang Tian so calm for the first time, and was stunned for a while, "What slogan?"

"That's it... I will drive this road, and I will carry this tree. If you want to pass by from here, save money to buy roads."

Chu You burst out laughing, patted Jiang Tian on the shoulder, and sighed: "That was so many years ago, it's not popular now."

Jiang Tian refused to accept, "I always yell like this on TV."

The two sang together as if they were talking about a cross talk, and the fire of the bandits next to them was aroused. Without saying a word, the bandit leader pulled the trigger and fired a shot into the sky. The sound of the gun was loud and shocked the birds in the forest.

He pointed the gun at Chu You's chest, "Did you two take me seriously? Believe it or not, I'll make a hole in your body with one shot! Anyway, this place is deserted, and no one will kill you all!" Know!"

Jiang Tian seemed to have been frightened by the deafening gunshots just now, and stared blankly at the shotgun in the bandit leader's hand.

The bandit leader was secretly proud, as expected, no one was not afraid of bullets, so he wanted to see who would dare to bully him.

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Tian's eyes lit up, "Did you modify this gun yourself? It's amazing!"

He tugged at Chuyou's arm, looked up at him, "Brother Chuyou, I want it too."

The son of a bitch usually calls Chuyou, either by his real name, or by a dead fox or a male fox, and only when he is asked for help, he will obediently call him brother.

Chu You felt secretly refreshed when he heard it, so he raised his hand, held the barrel of the gun, took the shotgun into his hand without any effort, and handed it to Jiang Tian, ​​"Hold it, wipe it first before playing, it's dirty."

The bandit leader stayed where he was. He didn't see You's movements clearly at all. He only saw that when the other party raised his arm, his gun was suddenly out of his hand. When he looked again, it had changed hands out of thin air and fell into the young man's hand.

Who the hell is this!