I'm admiring the Zerg [Interstellar]
Chapter 16 The Love Bug
He Yi's shocked numb expression, in Zhao's view, is the extreme dissatisfaction with himself. He is so upset that he wants to admit his mistake but he doesn't know what mistake he made.Looking at the indifferent back of the male insect, his body moved faster than his heart.
Step forward to stop the male insect.
The females in the restaurant who saw this scene were all sweating for him.They all recognized Admiral Zhao.Although He Yi's disguise was very successful, Admiral Zhao's face was the original one.The famous Light of the Empire knows a thing or two about cubs.
Therefore, while worrying about General Zhao offending His Highness He Yi, the females would be furious, and at the same time condemn General Zhao for acting recklessly without knowing the rules.
"Xiong lord, I was wrong...I was wrong, I..." If he hadn't remembered the rule that Xiong lord had made not to kneel down, he would have prostrated himself to plead guilty by now.
He Yi looked at the female insect who was eager to admit her mistake over and over again, and her heart softened.He took the hand of the female worm that was sweaty due to excessive tension, leaned slightly and kissed the dry and warm back of the hand, and said softly, "It's not your fault, let's go, we still have movies to watch."
What can Ah Zhao do wrong?
The fault is himself, he is out of tune with this world.
Some time ago, he nestled in the villa and did not leave the door. He only learned about the world and the Zerg society from the virtual network.Now, in reality, he faces the social reality of Zerg's male superiority and female inferiority, and cruelly reveals the last trace of luck deep in his heart.
He really can't go back.Here is a brand new world, a cosmic galaxy with no zombies and no human bases.
He thought he was lucky.Although he is on this insect planet that subverts the three views, he is not alone in his heart, because he has the best gift given to him by the heavens, a lifelong companion—A Zhao.
He Yi looked at the female worm who was following her step by step in front of her, stopped and raised her hand to stroke the fine strands of hair on his forehead to his ears, and smiled brightly: "Don't worry, I'm not angry with you, are you hungry? Let's go first Go to the supermarket to buy some energy blocks and nutrient solution, you haven't had dinner yet."
Zhao's tense heartstrings relaxed.In the blink of an eye, he was lost in the dazzled smile of the handsome and handsome hero, and answered in a low voice: "Well, good."
The females in the dining room were amazed at His Royal Highness's surprisingly good temper.At the same time, he couldn't help sighing: Admiral Zhao is worthy of being the light of the empire, and his charm is unmatched!In just a few sentences, His Royal Highness the male worm was coaxed into a happy smile, which can be regarded as a model of practical teaching to please the male worm.
They have to memorize such precious teaching materials and study hard!I don't know who had the courage to record what happened in the restaurant from beginning to end with an optical brain and send it to the star network to earn a wave of attention.After a long time, this sneak shot video became one of the precious historical materials for the imperial worms to study the daily love between the young worm emperor and the light of the empire.
It was only later that He Yi realized that ordinary restaurants outside were not as prominent as the nobility of males and the lowliness of females like couple restaurants. At least, there were seats, and only occasionally one or two females who were punished by males would kneel.
The so-called lovers restaurant is a place specially created for female insects to curry favor with male insects.
There, the females held the males, respected the males, lowered their figures as much as possible, and cared for the tall and sensitive males.A sense of fragile self-esteem.It's just to stand out from the crowd of thousands of females to win the favor of males so that they can lay eggs.
Reproduction is the most primitive instinct engraved in the genes of female insects, and it is the mission that flows in their blood.
For example, right now, He Yi is sitting in the male worm waiting area outside the movie theater, watching his Azhao happily line up with other female worms in the snack area, just to please the male worm he likes.
He Yi: It's really... a sweet trouble.
"Xiongzhu, the big Coke with ice and caramel-flavored popcorn you want is ready," Zhao strode over and spread his palms to reveal the small space storage buttons in his palms.
He glanced at the expression of the male insect without any trace, and tentatively said: "I... also bought other snacks, you can change them, if you don't like it..."
Having said that, he lowered his eyes and pursed his lips.Will Xiongzhu blame him for self-assertion?
He Yi pretended not to see the female worm's small movements, and replied with a smile on his face: "Well, then thank you Zhao for your kindness, I am very happy."
The ice blue eyes of the female insect slowly became brighter.
He Yi narrowed his eyes: It seems... females should be pampered more.
This time the movie was chosen by He Yi, and it starred the female superstar Rock.by.mandatory.Love as one Zerg romance blockbuster.Excellent reputation.
Movies, as the cultural heritage of the ancient Zerg, have not been submerged in the torrent of history, and the movie industry is flourishing.With the development of science and technology, movie theaters keep pace with the times, improving the movie-watching experience of insect residents in all aspects.
He Yi attached great importance to this trip to the cinema, and made up a lot of common sense about watching movies, which can be said to be well prepared.
Just as he was leading the female worm towards the movie theater, a shout came from behind him: "General Zhao, Your Excellency He Yi, what a coincidence."
It's Phoebe.
It was the baby face who took photos secretly and refused to add friends.
The proud He Yi didn't want to talk to him.
In fact, Phoebe is also very innocent, he just ticked the box to reject strangers' friend verification.
The innocent Phoebe posted enthusiastically, "I met you two again, which movie did you choose? Is it the one with the highest rating, "Deeply Loved by the Replacement"?"
He Yi hummed dispensably.Not going to talk much.
The coquettish female next to Phoebe stepped forward to salute, "Sang Cha has met His Highness and General Zhao."
Regardless of whether it is a female slave or a female monarch, married females without high military ranks will salute His Royal Highness S-rank males to show respect.
He Yi nodded, "Excuse me."
His eyes stayed on the face of the sub-female for a moment, this was the first coquettish sub-female he had seen on the insect planet.Isn't Phoebe's female servant Zee's staff?
Seeing that He Yi seemed to be interested in Sangcha, Phoebe hugged Ya Nu affectionately, "Let me introduce, this is Sang Cha, my seventh female attendant."
"How about it? Have time to play together?"
"Chacha, would you like it?" Phoebe turned her head and asked the Asian female in her arms.
"I hate it, the hero is really bad~" Sang Cha blushed and nodded coquettishly.
Phoebe laughed contentedly.
He Yi seemed to understand but didn't understand. He only felt that his eyes were a little hot and he had goose bumps all over his body. He frowned and didn't speak.
Zhao at the side understands that Phoebe wants this alluring sub-female to serve the hero, and this shameless Chacha actually agrees. ——big guts! !
Zhao: The fist is hardened.
However, he didn't even have the stance to stop it.The male worm takes a fancy to the married female, and only needs the permission of the female worm and her male lord to have a dewy relationship.This will only get the envy of other bugs instead of blame.
But... this is his hero.
Why, why... give it up to others? !
He hasn't even gotten a sliver of dew from the male worm yet, this staff officer Ze Ze has eaten the little white flower several times, and he dares to snatch it openly!
Zhao was surprisingly angry.
He Yi's mental strength caught a trace of Ah Zhao's emotions. Although he was puzzled, he looked at Phoebe and refused, "No, we don't have time. Let's go first. See you later." He pulled the female and turned around just go.
He Yi's inner OS: You are in a relationship, don't bother!
"Hey, wait for me, Your Excellency He Yi, I have something to tell you."
Phoebe, who was rejected, quickly chased after her, "Have you received the invitation letter for the Army Women's Reception?"
He Yi was forced to stop, feeling a little impatient with the bright light bulb that disturbed his good business several times, "What's wrong?"
"Admiral Zhao didn't tell you about the military women's reception once a year, he probably just didn't want you to go~" Phoebe had an expression of "I guessed so, please thank me".
He Yi looked puzzled, what was he doing with a male at the army female reception?
Zhao An glanced at the meddling Phoebe, then turned his head and explained eagerly: "Xiong Lord, I didn't, I just... just haven't had time to tell you yet." He looked at He Yi nervously.
In addition to the high-ranking military females and their male masters, the members of the Army Female Cocktail Party also have a number of S-rank male His Royal Highnesses, which is essentially a party.color.A blind date banquet for transactions and interest competition.Yes, he really wanted the hero not to go to the reception.But he didn't have the guts, he just delayed the time and wanted to inform a few days later.
Unexpectedly, his secret thoughts would be exposed by Phoebe on the spot.
He's unlucky.
I met Phoebe, a troublesome Tie Hanhan.
He Yi didn't care about the female worm's concealment at all, "It's a big deal, just give me the invitation letter later."
He looked at the light bulb Phoebe without a word: "Now I know about the reception, is there anything else? Let's go if there is nothing."
As soon as he finished speaking, he hid like a plague, trotted with the female, and entered the movie theater in a flash.
Leaving Phoebe and Sangcha staring at each other.
Auditorium No. 6, double seats.
"Crack clap."
He Yi chewed on the popcorn and glanced around.There are not only double seats, three-person seats, but most eight-person seats in a row in the theater. No matter what kind of seats, they are all sound-proofed from each other, and they can also be turned into a box mode when necessary to block the prying eyes of the outside world.
Why cut off the outside line of sight?He Yi said: He understands, he understands very well.
"Crack, crack...cough cough...cough cough." He managed to choke himself.
"Master, eat slowly and drink some water first." Zhao handed over a bottle of mineral water, and patted the male on the back with a worried face.I secretly decided to complain about the poor quality popcorn in this small shop later.
Popcorn: ... I have endured what I shouldn't have endured.
After taking a few gulps of saliva, He Yi, who had recovered, shook off the colored waste in his mind, and sat upright.
The movie begins.In the movie, the S-class male protagonist and the E-class beautiful female meet at a banquet. The male who fell in love at first sight took the initiative to confess his love, and the two fell into a sweet love...
He Yi stared intently.While reading it, I thought: Hmm... that's a good confession, so write it down.Hmm... This kissing position is not bad, write it down.Hmm... this action is very teasing, so write it down.
In Zhao's eyes, He Yi seems to be fascinated by the beautiful female protagonist.The male nods while watching, squinting comfortably
I don't know what I'm thinking about.
Zhao: It's not that he fell in love with this Asian girl, she drank Coke while standing upside down!
He let out a foul breath, took out a piece of popcorn from the snack board in the middle of the seat, and fed it to the mouth of the male, and said with a smile: "Master, how is this subfemale acting?"
The little bug inside him was about to kick the vinegar jar over.
He Yi opened his mouth to hold the popcorn.
While chewing, he said: "The acting skills are very good, and the emotion is in place." His eyes were still fixed on the kissing protagonist on the screen, without blinking.
Zhao: Very good, the jar of vinegar has been overturned?
作者有话要说:感谢在2021-10-0722:02:31~2021-10-0823:39:22期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: LuciFiel. Jiuyin 9 bottles; account has been canceled 7 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Step forward to stop the male insect.
The females in the restaurant who saw this scene were all sweating for him.They all recognized Admiral Zhao.Although He Yi's disguise was very successful, Admiral Zhao's face was the original one.The famous Light of the Empire knows a thing or two about cubs.
Therefore, while worrying about General Zhao offending His Highness He Yi, the females would be furious, and at the same time condemn General Zhao for acting recklessly without knowing the rules.
"Xiong lord, I was wrong...I was wrong, I..." If he hadn't remembered the rule that Xiong lord had made not to kneel down, he would have prostrated himself to plead guilty by now.
He Yi looked at the female insect who was eager to admit her mistake over and over again, and her heart softened.He took the hand of the female worm that was sweaty due to excessive tension, leaned slightly and kissed the dry and warm back of the hand, and said softly, "It's not your fault, let's go, we still have movies to watch."
What can Ah Zhao do wrong?
The fault is himself, he is out of tune with this world.
Some time ago, he nestled in the villa and did not leave the door. He only learned about the world and the Zerg society from the virtual network.Now, in reality, he faces the social reality of Zerg's male superiority and female inferiority, and cruelly reveals the last trace of luck deep in his heart.
He really can't go back.Here is a brand new world, a cosmic galaxy with no zombies and no human bases.
He thought he was lucky.Although he is on this insect planet that subverts the three views, he is not alone in his heart, because he has the best gift given to him by the heavens, a lifelong companion—A Zhao.
He Yi looked at the female worm who was following her step by step in front of her, stopped and raised her hand to stroke the fine strands of hair on his forehead to his ears, and smiled brightly: "Don't worry, I'm not angry with you, are you hungry? Let's go first Go to the supermarket to buy some energy blocks and nutrient solution, you haven't had dinner yet."
Zhao's tense heartstrings relaxed.In the blink of an eye, he was lost in the dazzled smile of the handsome and handsome hero, and answered in a low voice: "Well, good."
The females in the dining room were amazed at His Royal Highness's surprisingly good temper.At the same time, he couldn't help sighing: Admiral Zhao is worthy of being the light of the empire, and his charm is unmatched!In just a few sentences, His Royal Highness the male worm was coaxed into a happy smile, which can be regarded as a model of practical teaching to please the male worm.
They have to memorize such precious teaching materials and study hard!I don't know who had the courage to record what happened in the restaurant from beginning to end with an optical brain and send it to the star network to earn a wave of attention.After a long time, this sneak shot video became one of the precious historical materials for the imperial worms to study the daily love between the young worm emperor and the light of the empire.
It was only later that He Yi realized that ordinary restaurants outside were not as prominent as the nobility of males and the lowliness of females like couple restaurants. At least, there were seats, and only occasionally one or two females who were punished by males would kneel.
The so-called lovers restaurant is a place specially created for female insects to curry favor with male insects.
There, the females held the males, respected the males, lowered their figures as much as possible, and cared for the tall and sensitive males.A sense of fragile self-esteem.It's just to stand out from the crowd of thousands of females to win the favor of males so that they can lay eggs.
Reproduction is the most primitive instinct engraved in the genes of female insects, and it is the mission that flows in their blood.
For example, right now, He Yi is sitting in the male worm waiting area outside the movie theater, watching his Azhao happily line up with other female worms in the snack area, just to please the male worm he likes.
He Yi: It's really... a sweet trouble.
"Xiongzhu, the big Coke with ice and caramel-flavored popcorn you want is ready," Zhao strode over and spread his palms to reveal the small space storage buttons in his palms.
He glanced at the expression of the male insect without any trace, and tentatively said: "I... also bought other snacks, you can change them, if you don't like it..."
Having said that, he lowered his eyes and pursed his lips.Will Xiongzhu blame him for self-assertion?
He Yi pretended not to see the female worm's small movements, and replied with a smile on his face: "Well, then thank you Zhao for your kindness, I am very happy."
The ice blue eyes of the female insect slowly became brighter.
He Yi narrowed his eyes: It seems... females should be pampered more.
This time the movie was chosen by He Yi, and it starred the female superstar Rock.by.mandatory.Love as one Zerg romance blockbuster.Excellent reputation.
Movies, as the cultural heritage of the ancient Zerg, have not been submerged in the torrent of history, and the movie industry is flourishing.With the development of science and technology, movie theaters keep pace with the times, improving the movie-watching experience of insect residents in all aspects.
He Yi attached great importance to this trip to the cinema, and made up a lot of common sense about watching movies, which can be said to be well prepared.
Just as he was leading the female worm towards the movie theater, a shout came from behind him: "General Zhao, Your Excellency He Yi, what a coincidence."
It's Phoebe.
It was the baby face who took photos secretly and refused to add friends.
The proud He Yi didn't want to talk to him.
In fact, Phoebe is also very innocent, he just ticked the box to reject strangers' friend verification.
The innocent Phoebe posted enthusiastically, "I met you two again, which movie did you choose? Is it the one with the highest rating, "Deeply Loved by the Replacement"?"
He Yi hummed dispensably.Not going to talk much.
The coquettish female next to Phoebe stepped forward to salute, "Sang Cha has met His Highness and General Zhao."
Regardless of whether it is a female slave or a female monarch, married females without high military ranks will salute His Royal Highness S-rank males to show respect.
He Yi nodded, "Excuse me."
His eyes stayed on the face of the sub-female for a moment, this was the first coquettish sub-female he had seen on the insect planet.Isn't Phoebe's female servant Zee's staff?
Seeing that He Yi seemed to be interested in Sangcha, Phoebe hugged Ya Nu affectionately, "Let me introduce, this is Sang Cha, my seventh female attendant."
"How about it? Have time to play together?"
"Chacha, would you like it?" Phoebe turned her head and asked the Asian female in her arms.
"I hate it, the hero is really bad~" Sang Cha blushed and nodded coquettishly.
Phoebe laughed contentedly.
He Yi seemed to understand but didn't understand. He only felt that his eyes were a little hot and he had goose bumps all over his body. He frowned and didn't speak.
Zhao at the side understands that Phoebe wants this alluring sub-female to serve the hero, and this shameless Chacha actually agrees. ——big guts! !
Zhao: The fist is hardened.
However, he didn't even have the stance to stop it.The male worm takes a fancy to the married female, and only needs the permission of the female worm and her male lord to have a dewy relationship.This will only get the envy of other bugs instead of blame.
But... this is his hero.
Why, why... give it up to others? !
He hasn't even gotten a sliver of dew from the male worm yet, this staff officer Ze Ze has eaten the little white flower several times, and he dares to snatch it openly!
Zhao was surprisingly angry.
He Yi's mental strength caught a trace of Ah Zhao's emotions. Although he was puzzled, he looked at Phoebe and refused, "No, we don't have time. Let's go first. See you later." He pulled the female and turned around just go.
He Yi's inner OS: You are in a relationship, don't bother!
"Hey, wait for me, Your Excellency He Yi, I have something to tell you."
Phoebe, who was rejected, quickly chased after her, "Have you received the invitation letter for the Army Women's Reception?"
He Yi was forced to stop, feeling a little impatient with the bright light bulb that disturbed his good business several times, "What's wrong?"
"Admiral Zhao didn't tell you about the military women's reception once a year, he probably just didn't want you to go~" Phoebe had an expression of "I guessed so, please thank me".
He Yi looked puzzled, what was he doing with a male at the army female reception?
Zhao An glanced at the meddling Phoebe, then turned his head and explained eagerly: "Xiong Lord, I didn't, I just... just haven't had time to tell you yet." He looked at He Yi nervously.
In addition to the high-ranking military females and their male masters, the members of the Army Female Cocktail Party also have a number of S-rank male His Royal Highnesses, which is essentially a party.color.A blind date banquet for transactions and interest competition.Yes, he really wanted the hero not to go to the reception.But he didn't have the guts, he just delayed the time and wanted to inform a few days later.
Unexpectedly, his secret thoughts would be exposed by Phoebe on the spot.
He's unlucky.
I met Phoebe, a troublesome Tie Hanhan.
He Yi didn't care about the female worm's concealment at all, "It's a big deal, just give me the invitation letter later."
He looked at the light bulb Phoebe without a word: "Now I know about the reception, is there anything else? Let's go if there is nothing."
As soon as he finished speaking, he hid like a plague, trotted with the female, and entered the movie theater in a flash.
Leaving Phoebe and Sangcha staring at each other.
Auditorium No. 6, double seats.
"Crack clap."
He Yi chewed on the popcorn and glanced around.There are not only double seats, three-person seats, but most eight-person seats in a row in the theater. No matter what kind of seats, they are all sound-proofed from each other, and they can also be turned into a box mode when necessary to block the prying eyes of the outside world.
Why cut off the outside line of sight?He Yi said: He understands, he understands very well.
"Crack, crack...cough cough...cough cough." He managed to choke himself.
"Master, eat slowly and drink some water first." Zhao handed over a bottle of mineral water, and patted the male on the back with a worried face.I secretly decided to complain about the poor quality popcorn in this small shop later.
Popcorn: ... I have endured what I shouldn't have endured.
After taking a few gulps of saliva, He Yi, who had recovered, shook off the colored waste in his mind, and sat upright.
The movie begins.In the movie, the S-class male protagonist and the E-class beautiful female meet at a banquet. The male who fell in love at first sight took the initiative to confess his love, and the two fell into a sweet love...
He Yi stared intently.While reading it, I thought: Hmm... that's a good confession, so write it down.Hmm... This kissing position is not bad, write it down.Hmm... this action is very teasing, so write it down.
In Zhao's eyes, He Yi seems to be fascinated by the beautiful female protagonist.The male nods while watching, squinting comfortably
I don't know what I'm thinking about.
Zhao: It's not that he fell in love with this Asian girl, she drank Coke while standing upside down!
He let out a foul breath, took out a piece of popcorn from the snack board in the middle of the seat, and fed it to the mouth of the male, and said with a smile: "Master, how is this subfemale acting?"
The little bug inside him was about to kick the vinegar jar over.
He Yi opened his mouth to hold the popcorn.
While chewing, he said: "The acting skills are very good, and the emotion is in place." His eyes were still fixed on the kissing protagonist on the screen, without blinking.
Zhao: Very good, the jar of vinegar has been overturned?
作者有话要说:感谢在2021-10-0722:02:31~2021-10-0823:39:22期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: LuciFiel. Jiuyin 9 bottles; account has been canceled 7 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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