I'm admiring the Zerg [Interstellar]

Zhao turned his head and stared at the Ya female on the screen, and said sourly: "Yes, he is not only good at acting, but also good-looking."

"The wine-red hair is beautiful and cute, the purple eyes are mysterious and romantic, and the little white face makes the worm feel pity..."

"Yangliu has a slender waist, she is so charming, she looks vulgar..." The more he said, the more he felt aggrieved.

Crazy slander in his heart: he has a foxy face, so ugly!

The more He Yi listened, the more he felt that the popcorn in his mouth was no longer fragrant, so he turned his head and asked, "Ah Zhao, do you like this Asian girl very much?"

Zhao stared at the screen with a cold look in his blue eyes, and said quietly, "I like it, why don't I like it?" He liked it so much that he wanted to dump 800 yuan on him with his own hands.

He Yi smashed it down, why is this popcorn a bit bitter?

Azhao, he wouldn't think about...female femininity, would he?

I don't know if it's too late for him to change his personality now?

Yiyi, don't panic, these are all small scenes!

After He Yi stabilized his mind, he turned sideways and reached out to cover the female's eyes.He maliciously blew hot air into the ear of the female, and deliberately lowered his voice, "Azhao, it is illegal for females to love each other."

Admiral Zhao, who was hammering the vixen in his mind, was confused by the male worm's tricks.His breathing was stagnant, as if a depth charge had been thrown into his heart.

There are always sweet bubbles.

"Master, your ears are itchy...don't...don't blow your breath." The warm breath kept lingering in his ears, and he didn't want to dodge it, but one after another numbness spread from his cervical spine like an electric shock, The bones are crisp.

The male worm stretched out the tip of his tongue and lightly touched his blood-red earlobe, and hummed softly:

"Do you like that sub-female, or me?"

Zhao was so stimulated that he groaned, and the claws resting on his knees shook instantly, and the tip of the sharp claws unique to female insects showed a head.

"I like... I like you." Zhao hurriedly hid his paws behind his back, his blue eyes wandering, "Then, what about you, the hero?"

"What about me?" He Yi tilted his head.

"Do you like him, or... like me." Zhao lowered his head and didn't dare to look at the hero's expression, he was afraid that the hero would answer that he liked them all, and he was even more afraid that the hero would answer that he liked the sub-female more.

He Yi caught the female's claw and held it between his fingertips, as if he was playing with a novelty toy, "Of course it's you, who told you that I like that subfemale? Don't think about it, I just answered you and his acting skills That's right, it was you who said so many good things about him that I almost thought you..."

He Yi didn't continue to speak, but Zhao understood what he hadn't said. He twitched the worm's claw uncomfortably, but he didn't twitch, and didn't dare to move any more. He let the male worm sway his eyes.alley.

"hiss--"

He Yi withdrew his hand in pain, a few drops of blood appeared on his fingertips.He froze for a moment: Are the claws of female insects so sharp?

Zhao looked up and saw the blood on the male worm's hand, and his face turned pale with fright.Quickly hold the finger of the male insect and put it in the mouth to hold it. The claws of the female insect are slightly poisonous, and the saliva can detoxify the poison.

"It's okay, it doesn't hurt at all." Before He Yi had time to heal himself with wood-type energy, he was taken aback by A Zhao's overly frightened expression.

Looking at Ah Zhao's pale face, He Yi raised his uninjured right hand and scratched the tip of his nose, "Do the nails of female insects grow long? Have you ever trimmed them? Will you accidentally poke yourself?" He asked several questions in an attempt to divert Ah Zhao's attention.

Because He Yi only saw the punishment regulations for cutting bones, wings, wings, and nails in the "Zerg Marriage Law", but he didn't see nail cutting, which made him mistakenly think that Zerg nails are the same as human beings, but they are slightly sharper after turning into insects.

Therefore, the ignorant He Yi at this time did not know that the bone wings, bone wings, and insect claws are the three major weapons for female insects to fight, and it is absolutely impossible for female insects to cut them off by themselves, unless... the male lord punishes them.In fact, due to the extremely high hardness of insect claws, they must be uprooted to remove them. The lifespan of female insects whose insect claws are pulled out is halved. Only the "Insect Race Criminal Law" lists such harsh and cruel punishments as "pulling insect claws". .

After hearing He Yi's question, Zhao seriously thought about the current political situation. The Federation had just been beaten to surrender, and the empire was stable. It seemed that there was no need for war, so his loss of the insect claw probably wouldn't affect anything.He tried to force a smile: "Xiongzhu, I can make an appointment for a one-time nail extraction so that it won't pop out again." And he will never hurt Xiongzhu again.

He thought for a while, and then said: "If you like, you don't have to do the surgery, I'll let you pull it out yourself." Although letting a hero who has no medical experience pull it out, it may make him pass out from the pain.

He Yi saw something strange from the extremely ugly smile on the female insect's face. He was dubious, took out his finger that had stopped bleeding a long time ago, and directly searched for "female insect nail clipping" on the optical brain, and then he broke out in a cold sweat.

Almost, he almost...killed Ah Zhao.

His throat was a little congested, "Azhao, the nails are left, we won't pull them out."

"Then... are you going to cut the bones and wings?" Zhao's expression was calm, as if he was discussing something other than his own body.

He Yi's chest felt uncomfortable, and he gently held the female's fluffy head, his dark eyes looked into the water in the depths of the female's blue eyes, "I didn't want to punish you, and I never thought of hurting you." , When I first came to Wormstar, I didn’t understand a lot of common sense, and I didn’t know the importance of worm claws to female insects, so I asked those stupid questions.”

"Are you stupid, why didn't you remind me just now?"

"But, I hurt the hero, so I should be punished." Zhao blinked disapprovingly.

He Yi was caught off guard and choked. After a while, he took a deep breath and helplessly analyzed according to the female's brain circuit, "If I punish you, I will feel bad, won't it hurt me even more?".

Zhao: It seems to be so reasonable, but why do you feel that there is something wrong?

He stroked it carefully again, um, logical.

Seeing that the female worm seems to have listened to it, He Yi's tight breath gradually dissipated. He picked up the coke beside him and swallowed it. Once the fat house happy water entered his stomach, he felt relieved. "Let's continue watching the movie." Bar."

The film continues.By chance, the beautiful female protagonist finds that she is just a stand-in, and the male has an unforgettable white moonlight in his heart, and the abuse begins.

abuse.The love scene was once bloody.

He Yi looked a little smug.Get ready for some more popcorn.

Zhao's eyes flickered, and as soon as he grasped the male worm's right hand, his eyelashes trembled slightly, "Master, there's a lot of blood, I'm so scared..."

The trembling and panicked tone of the female worm prompted He Yi to look away from the film, hold the female worm with his backhand, pinch it twice, and comforted him softly: "Don't be afraid, this is just a movie, and it's all fake." He was a little puzzled, How did such a cowardly woman become an admiral?

He imagined the scene of the female worms crying and moaning while killing the worms, and carefully recalled the stern and unruffled female worm in the memory light sphere. Maybe... the more afraid of fighting, the more powerful it is?

He Yi stood up and found the red button on the seat, and turned on the box mode, "If you are afraid, don't watch it, you go to sleep first, I will call you when the movie is over."

Looking at the double seat that instantly turned into a big bed, Zhao was speechless: Shouldn't he be hugged and comforted?Why doesn't the hero play his cards according to the routine?

He took off his shoes dejectedly and crawled slowly onto the bed: What went wrong?Is his expression not sincere enough?Or is the tone not flirtatious enough?

He obviously forgot that those who were hugged and comforted in his memory were all females.

After settling down the female worm, He Yi started chewing popcorn again.

However, how could Admiral Zhao, who was so resourceful on the battlefield, be overthrown by such a small failure.He failed to make a plan and made a plan, deliberately did not take out the pillow in the dark compartment, but secretly poked and gently rested his head on the male's strong thigh.

The male just froze for a moment, then chewed the popcorn as if nothing had happened.

Seeing that the male was not angry, he boldly rubbed his head.

The male's thighs collapsed.

Admiral Zhao, who was aggressive, turned his body sideways, put one hand on the male's thigh, closed his eyes tightly, and looked like he was hugging the "pillow" and sleeping "seriously".

The male's breathing was a little short.

The corners of Admiral Zhao's lips turned up: Now, the hero should not be in the mood to watch that Asian female actor, right?

As he expected, the distracted He Yi sighed secretly and dropped the popcorn in his hand, closed his eyes and began to recite Buddhist scriptures: form is emptiness, emptiness is form...

It wasn't long before He Yi calmed down, and before his hand touched the popcorn, Admiral Zhao repeated his old trick.

After repeating this several times, he also probably saw the female insect's small thoughts, but he was not willing to expose it.

He Yi: The world is safe and sound, can you live up to the popcorn?

Relying on his strong willpower, He Yi was able to finish watching the short movie of the first date under the intentional or unintentional teasing of the wicked female insect.

After returning to the villa, he ordered a wall calendar on the star network to hang on the bedside, counting down the days of adulthood every day, and every time he tore off a page, he felt happier.

He squinted his eyes and thought: When the time comes, I must personally tell Azhao——

If you flirt with males, you will be punished!

The days that followed were pretty much the same as usual.In a blink of an eye, it was the day of the reception.

The reception was held at San Similan Castle, the northern fortress of Pasol Star.This is a networking reception between the military department and the male worm protection association.Participants were either members of the high-ranking military female and male protection associations, or their families and close-knit nobles.

At the reception, every dining table and coffee table was filled with pastries and fine wines, and dozens of luxuriously dressed female waiters shuttled among the worms with trays in their hands.

The members at the meeting held their wine glasses reservedly and talked about romance, and the more active ones were males above A-level and military females above the major general level.

The males are accompanied by two or more female attendants.In contrast, He Yi, who only brought a worm with Admiral Zhao, looked very abrupt.He Yi didn't get together with those males, but led General Zhao to find a remote corner to enjoy some snacks quietly.

Admiral Zhao, on the other hand, stood beside the sofa where he was sitting expressionlessly.

He Yi took a hard bite of his snack, very dissatisfied with A Zhao who refused to sit down anyway.Although most of the military females at the reception did not choose to sit down, they did so to show their docility and submission to the male, or to give the male master a face.

But he doesn't need a long face, he has to stand up to feed the female worm a snack.

He Yi: Tired.jpg

President Howard also attended the reception. He spotted He Yi, so he walked over slowly.Beside him were five females, and the one supporting him was a very pure-looking young sub-female.

President Howard held the wine glass in his right hand, and after standing still, he smiled and said:

"Your Excellency He Yi, why is a worm hiding here and drinking? Is General Zhao not serving you well?"

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