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I don't know why Bai Anshun and I are in the current situation. Sweat ran down his forehead, brushed his willow leaf-like eyebrows and handsome face, and fell on my shoulders.

Actually, I don't hate men.Especially a man like Bai Anshun who is handsome, not sissy, and has a masculine air, not only won't hate him, but will arouse a little bit of admiration because he is a half-baked wood.

Therefore, even if he is surrounded by Bai Anshun, who is bare-chested with wheat-colored skin and perfect muscle lines, feeling his strong and warm arms, and exchanging passionate body fluids during exercise, he doesn't feel anything wrong.

The only thing that confuses me is what went wrong to get us to this point.

"Don't be distracted, just concentrate..."

Just when I was thinking about this problem with my heart, Bai Anshun suddenly changed his force as if to punish me, which made me cry out in pain.

"no, do not want……"

I wanted to resist more severely, but my mouth seemed to be begging for mercy in an ambiguous and soft way.I never thought that there would be such a lewd sound in my mouth, and the object of my prayer was a man.

Thinking of this can't help but make me blush, but my face is already extremely hot. At this moment, I can only silently say Bai Anshun in my heart, don't laugh at me because of it.

At this moment, Bai Anshun suddenly stopped.I looked at him suspiciously, and found that his deep eyes that couldn't see to the bottom seemed to be shining with tender care like the starry night sky.

"Hey, it's for your own good. It won't hurt after you get used to it. Come on, see for yourself."

Bai Anshun slowly let go of the hands that were supporting me. I was a little bit resistant at first, and I seemed to gain motivation when I saw his encouraging eyes.

The body, struggling to overcome the fear, trembled and tried to move up and down alone.Slowly, I seemed to experience the pleasure of fullness that Bai Anshun mentioned before.

However, because it was my first time, I finally lost without persisting for a few minutes.

Bai Anshun handed me a tissue, and I sat there and took the tissue and wiped it carelessly.

Bai Anshun said with a smile on the side:

"For someone who's doing a seated barbell for the first time, it's not bad."

So, why exactly did Bai Anshun and I do weight-bearing exercises in the university gym.

About an hour ago, after I parted ways with an unknown senior who hit me up, I suddenly had the will to join the student union.

Indeed, maybe for the student union, I am an ordinary person with mediocre quality and a lot of people in the whole school.However, isn't the original duty of the student union to serve ordinary people like us?

Although in most cases the cart is turned upside down, the attribute of the student union is more like management than service.But precisely because it is management, the student union must be composed of ordinary people.

Since time immemorial, the kings of men have been men.Although every individual human being is a weak and powerless existence, as a human group or society, non-human beings are absolutely not allowed to override human beings.

Therefore, as long as the members of the student union understand these principles, they will definitely have room for ordinary people like me with mediocre qualifications.

That being said, if an ordinary person like me really has the opportunity to enter the student union.That means that ordinary people in the whole school have the opportunity to join the student union, and there are definitely not a few people who are aware of this.If you can't behave a little unusual among ordinary people, you will still not be able to enter the student union in the end.

So, I fell into a logical paradox.

Then, I thought of my acquaintance with the president - Mr. Bai Anshun.

He is the one who helped me, an ordinary person, to enter the university that is slightly above ordinary.

My friendship with Bai Anshun can be traced back to the piece of chocolate he handed over from the first day of kindergarten, so far he is much better than me in every aspect of every stage of life, but I have never been jealous he.

Because Bai Anshun is the kind of person who is so kind that no one can hate him at all.

Otherwise, how could Bai Anshun, who is tall, handsome and rich, maintain friendship with an ordinary person like me for so many years, unless his aesthetics and sexuality are distorted.

After I heard that he was in the gym, I ran over immediately, because I felt that I would be sorry for spending money if I didn’t exercise, so I volunteered to make weight-bearing equipment.

But now I realize that at my level, it is impossible to speak clearly while exercising.

Fortunately, Bai Anshun's weight training has been completed, and the next step is jogging for about 10 minutes.

"Anaerobic exercise and aerobic exercise must be combined to develop a perfect body. Come on, Haofeng~"

Bai Anshun stood on the treadmill and showed a healthy smile. His white teeth and wheat-colored face unexpectedly made people feel cute.

"No, no, I'd better stand here and talk to you, or I'll come in vain."

Bai Anshun did not force others to do anything, and started the treadmill alone. The sound of the treadmill was amplified by the empty room and became the background sound of our conversation.

I also started to express my confusion:

"How can I get into the student council [-]%?"

Before my words fell, or as soon as the words "student union" came out, I felt Bai Anshun's strange eyes and his footsteps pause in details.

"You... didn't meet any strange people, did you?"

Although he was running, it didn't affect his speech in the slightest, but the question made me feel at a loss.Could it be that all the freshmen already knew that I was accosted by a strange senior on the first day of school?

However, Bai Anshun's tone was not a rhetorical question or affirmation, but a real interrogative sentence.So, I decided to hide the matter of senior sister.Thinking about it now, if I told him about this, it would be nothing more than being imprisoned in the basement for about a week after being knocked unconscious by him, which is nothing compared to the disasters in my next four years of college.

"No, I just thought, I just thought that since I have a lot of free time in college, it's better to do something meaningful."

After hearing my negative answer, Bai Anshun seemed to relax suddenly.Although I mind a little, but I don't think I have the right to get to the bottom of it.

"Haofeng is really a hardworking person. Shouldn't you do something you like to do when you get to university? It will be more painful than the third year of high school when you enter the Shura field like the student union~"

Compared with hard work, Bai Anshun is not qualified to say me.Bai Anshun, who is obviously born with much better conditions than me, has never slackened his efforts in all aspects, which is one of the reasons why I can't feel hatred for the rich against him.

The reason why Bai Anshun has reached his current value is the joint creation of his innate intelligence and acquired hard work, so I am willing to bow down.

But, only for today, I don't want to back down.

"The student union isn't necessarily that busy, is it? After all, it's not a real society."

Bai Anshun wiped the sweat from his forehead with a towel, and said something that caught my attention:

"Ja, the work of the student union is not difficult for a genius. However, it is too difficult for Luo Haofeng."

Although the strange senior sister said a lot of similar things before, but from the mouth of Bai Anshun, a close friend, it was as if a sharp knife had been coated with a layer of poison, which made people despair.

Bai Anshun seemed to realize that he had made a slip of the tongue, and hesitated to speak.An awkward silence froze between the two for a while, only the sound of the treadmill turning and Bai Anshun's running footsteps getting louder and louder in the large empty gymnasium, as if the weeds had robbed them of it without human supervision. Like the land of crops.

"Sorry, but let me explain."

Like every conflict with Bai Anshun, he is always the one who speaks first, which is probably one of the reasons for his affinity.

"Because it is not a real society, there is no actual work pressure and life pressure."

Bai Anshun increased the speed of the treadmill, but his voice was not affected at all.

"That is to say, from the very beginning, the student union was a metaphysical existence. It was not an organization established because of a specific job. It was because of the existing student union that it found something to do for the student union who had nothing to do. .”

It is not because there is light in the world that there is light in the world.Is it because there was light first that this world came into being?

For a moment, I fell into the reverie of an unknown uncle sitting behind a table, propping his chin with his hands and saying to his subordinates in a low voice, "there must be a student union".

"Isn't it strange that every university in this country has a student union no matter how small it is and how few students it has?" Bai Anshun continued.

I thought about it for a while, and it seems that this is indeed the case. When I mention university, I will definitely think of the student union, but I have never had such a real sense of what the student union does.

"It is not difficult to understand this point. The students who must exist metaphysically have no pressure to survive, and because of self-evident reasons, they gather the elites of the whole school. Of course, the elites absolutely do not allow themselves to be Idle people who criticize. That is to say, the student union that has surpassed the level of food and clothing, drought and flood, will pursue higher-level goals in a more extreme way.”

It is true to say so, but if you have no worries about food and clothing, shouldn't you be doing nothing instead?

I expressed my doubts, and Bai Anshun frowned, as if thinking about how to refute me.

"Ja, as the saying goes, 'Born in sorrow, die in peace'. But, once it is clear that there will be no sorrow in life and death, what will you do?" Bai Anshun's thinking was too jumpy, so I couldn't keep up. superior.

"Won't die at all? Like a vampire?"

Bai Anshun nodded suspiciously, because he was still running, so I'm not sure if it was a natural shaking or a nod.For the time being, I will follow the vampire's way of thinking.

"Look at the prosperity of the world, and travel around the world." Such a perfect life is simply a little bit of fantasy, and you will feel happy.

"Delete all the sunny parts of your fantasy." As soon as Bai Anshun said, the picture in my mind immediately became much darker, but soon I found Victoria Harbor under the brilliant lights.

"Then fix the scene you're imagining now, and then start to speed up, and imagine you've been standing there for ten years... no, about 100 years."

The ships on the Victoria Harbor are going back and forth rapidly in my mind, and the phases of the moon, which can be identified in units of months, are constantly rising in the east and setting in the west.I seemed to be a real vampire observing and anxious about the world.

But no matter how much you wait, the scene in front of you will disappear when the east turns pale, and no matter how hard you struggle, it will be meaningless.

Ah, I really want to see, I really want to see the golden yellow of the rising sun sprinkled on [this] beautiful harbor.But, that would kill me, I put myself in the shoes of a vampire.

"Imagine, you stay here for another 1000 years." Bai Anshun induced at the right time.

I don't know when the fishing fires and lights seemed so fragile, and I started to feel sick because of it.It doesn't matter if it's interlaced light and shadow, or the lights are brilliant, but they are not as warm and absolute as the sun's brilliance.The change of the four seasons seems to be familiar to the heart. Before the tomorrow imagined in the mind comes, one already knows what the scenery of tomorrow will look like.

Enough is enough, enough is enough!I must see the long-lost sunshine, and I secretly made up my mind to wait for the sunrise.

When the white mist in the east rises, I am more excited than any sunrise in the millennium.I will not hold back, not even death can stop me.

Finally, when the first ray of sunlight hit my pupils in the morning, in a corner of Victoria Harbor thousands of years later, I merged with the scorching sunlight and passed away with the wind.

"understand?"

Following the regular sound of running, I slowly opened my eyes, and returned to the gymnasium of University C, where Bai Anshun was looking at me.

"It seems... I understand."

Bai Anshun smiled in satisfaction, and began to explain this situation with words that I didn't quite understand.

"According to Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, when survival and safety needs have been thoroughly addressed, affection and belonging needs are less present for an organization, and esteem needs are satisfied for well-known reasons. Then only self-actualization remains This need.” Bai Anshun didn’t notice that I didn’t understand what he said, “It is very difficult for metaphysical students to achieve self-realization in practice, because their "self-purpose" itself is "nothing". Therefore, With the ever-expanding need for self-realization, the student union will sacrifice the insignificant survival and safety to reach the impossible fifth stage.”

Because I didn't quite understand it, I could only accept it silently and couldn't refute it. After a while, I thought: "These things can't just be your nonsense, right?"

Bai Anshun shook his head and slowed down the speed of the treadmill.

"I just previewed the "Management" textbook in advance."

Saying such a matter of course, the way Bai Anshun stepped off the treadmill and wiped off the sweat from his neck and face with a towel, if I were a girl, I would definitely scream.The so-called "handsome guy without dead ends" probably looks like Bai Anshun, right?No, in fact, before going to university, I always thought that Bai Anshun was perfect in every aspect, not just his appearance.

"So, don't you plan to do some student work?"

Bai Anshun put down the sports water bottle, exhaled and said:

"I'm considering joining the student council office."

For the first time in my life, I wanted to beat Bai Anshun, but my reason told me not to do it.Not to mention that if I attack Bai Anshun, most likely he will let me. Even if he really stands still and lets me hit, I may not be able to hit him.I still have such common sense.

After all, if you think about it calmly, a person like Bai Anshun should be linked to the student union as a matter of course.If with his strength, he is only subservient to an inconspicuous society, it would be a bit wasteful from the perspective of optimal allocation of social resources.

However, didn't Bai Anshun say that the meaning of the existence of the student union itself is "nothing"?From this point of view, is it possible that the student union, which has gathered many talents, is a waste of social resources?

"No, the meaning of "nothing" does not mean meaningless. Gathering the elites on campus, turning their meaning into "nothing", and pursuing the ultimate on the road of "nothing" is a kind of meaning in itself. After all , This is also one of the necessary restrictive measures of the agency that means "nothing" in order to prevent the recurrence of the "unspeakable incident" that happened on the "unspeakable day". "Looking at Bai Anshun's solemn expression, I seem to I suddenly felt that in the short period of half a month from the university report to today, the distance between us seems to have become less intimate than before.

"After all, genius is a dangerous existence for ordinary people. Do you know how many geniuses have brought disasters to human society in history?" The leader of the provincial inspection.

"However, if the geniuses are gathered together, according to the principle of mob, the infighting between the geniuses will reach the level of an ordinary team. Therefore, it is not so much that the student union gathers the whole school to better accomplish something. It’s better to say that it’s a tool to imprison geniuses here so that they can’t accomplish anything.”

What Bai Anshun said is not unreasonable, but compared to the topic I have been discussing before, what I am more concerned about now is that Bai Anshun, who has not seen each other for only one holiday, has grown to this point.It's like in a long-distance running, I thought I should be able to see the distance when I looked up, but found that the other party had already patted my shoulder from behind.

In fact, I shouldn't worry about the distance between us getting farther, after all, we are just friends.I didn't want to develop any relationship with him other than friendship.The fact of the matter is that after the incident that caused me to go to C University happened, the relationship between the two of us escalated to the level of friendship.

I do hope that through a summer of penance he will calm down to a normal friendship.

But if it's the reason that he made a girlfriend first, it's okay.Being far away from the ideological realm still makes me a little unacceptable.To put it simply, I can't admit that this guy in front of me has secretly grown up again where I can't see it.

"So, the student union is not what you think, Haofeng." Bai Anshun concluded for me, "I think Luo Haofeng is not suitable for the student union. Luo Haofeng, who is neither a genius nor an elite, if he must join the metaphysical student union, That would lose the original "nothing" meaning of joining the student union, and become a metaphysical joining the student union. In this case, for Luo Haofeng, it is not pursuing the meaning of "nothing" that the student union calls, but pure meaninglessness."

After finishing speaking, Bai Anshun showed that sunny smile again, his white canine teeth looked very cute.

Don't show such a harmless smile after scolding people in a high-sounding manner!This makes it impossible for me to hate you at all!asshole!

In the end, Bai Anshun gave me this suggestion: "Actually, you just need to join any club you like. There is no need to be so tense in college life. For Luo Haofeng, you just need to enjoy life. I still have to find the student council president, so I’ll take my leave~”

Then hurried into the lounge, packed up his things and fled.

I instantly remembered the rumors of some unspoken rules, although the possibility of that is not high.However, since Bai Anshun deeply hurt my ordinary self-esteem today, I very much hope that such rumors are true.

Also, pray that the student council president is a man.

Since it is rare to go to the gym, I also stepped on the treadmill after the matter was settled.Three minutes after the speed was adjusted to the speed at which Bai Anshun was talking to me while running, I lay down on the chair next to me and gasped for breath.

Well, maybe I really shouldn't be competing with these monsters.

So, I spent the whole night thinking about which clubs to join.

Although it is not after considering utilitarian purposes, it is enough to consider personal hobbies.

For a campus like C University with about 2 people, 88 clubs are not too many.However, for personal choice, the 88 societies have almost covered all hobbies.

Music related?Pentatonic insufficiency, unable to understand music theory, pass.

Sports related?See above for details, pass.

Anime club?I always feel that I have to do high-profile animation-related things after I went to college, which is a bit unspeakable, pass.

Culturally relevant?Although I am a liberal arts student, it does not mean that I love history, pass.

Game Club?Photography club?This kind of association that can easily surpass individual efforts by relying on RMB players and equipment parties is not in line with my values, pass.

Lying alone on the upper bunk of the dormitory, I flipped through the brochures introducing clubs one by one, and sifted through the dazzling clubs one by one, but I still didn't decide which club to join.

Maybe it was because of the excessive exercise before, I fell asleep like this in a daze, and I didn't even notice that my current roommate Bai Anshun didn't come back all night.