My name is Dazai

Naturally, no one can successfully switch bags.

The ferocity of the Dazai family creatures is not something that ordinary people can take them out of.

And Tangun had a terrible intuition about Dazai.

It is impossible to admit wrong.

Therefore, the performance of the leader Zai is the commonality of normal Dazai family creatures.

Now it's all about revealing your true nature.

"By the way, Tangun!" Zai Miao jumped up suddenly, his movements were sudden, showing the cat's nervousness and uncertainty to the fullest.

Tangun was taken aback by it.

"Tangun wait for me a moment!" Zai Meow jumped into the kitchen, as if he wasn't the one who stuck to Tangun just now.

Tangun didn't know why, but seeing Dazai enter the kitchen, he felt a stomach ache.

He was finally able to put the leader Jae down.

Tangun helped the leader Zai tidy up his clothes, and looked in Zai Meow's direction: "What's the matter with him?" "Singularity." The leader Zai sighed and said, "Because disqualification in the world is the elimination of abnormalities in a broad sense. Yes, when Disqualification in the Human World meets Disqualification in the Human World, in addition to most of the offsets, it is also likely to produce various types of singularities, and this singularity will probably have countless effects."

The antonym of elimination is generation.

The opposite of removing all powers is most likely producing all powers.

The leader Zaixin said that the singularity produced by human supernatural powers is the strongest singularity that is theoretically possible. Although the probability of occurrence is extremely small and uncontrollable, is it possible?

And Tangun, whose ability is named "Dazai Osamu", really has the possibility of becoming the strongest person with abilities.

but……

He glanced at Tangun who was helping him adjust his collar.

Hyun-sook has both a male mother and a human being.A wife-like person doesn't expect him to have the slightest bit of ambition.

"But this cat is lucky." Miss Zhizi said unhappily, "The effect of the singularity is uncontrollable, and it doesn't happen every time."

"Creating a singularity, turning a cat into a human... This cat is too lucky." Hei Shizai was very jealous.

This effect cannot be achieved without lucky EX.

The Dazai family was not lucky.

For example, meeting that lolicon, for example, making friends who are either spies or are hit with the early death flag...

Maybe his daily suicide failure is a manifestation of good luck, but in the eyes of others, Dazai Kebio himself thinks it is a manifestation of bad luck.

Tangun went to rummage through the medicine cabinet again, and helped Miss Zhizi and Hei Sizai treat their wounds, and he had no time to relax.

In fact, both of them don't need to deal with wounds, after all, they are supernatural powers.

However, Miss Zhizi and Heo Shizai obediently asked Tangun to help.

Cats will never dislike the poop shoveler for smoothing their fur comfortably.

"Tangun rub it for me more." Miss Zhizi grabbed Tangun's hand and motioned him to rub the place on her face where Zaimiao slapped her more.

It's like a black cat is holding on to the shit shovel officer's hand.

"Meow, look at Tangun, this is the meal I cooked for you." Just as Tangun was rubbing Miss Zhizi's face helplessly, Zaimiao appeared with a plate, "Did Tangun not eat this morning?"

On the plate was crabmeat from a crabmeat can, arranged in the shape of a cat's claw.

"Ah." Tangun let go of Miss Zhizi's face, and took the plate with both hands, "Thank you."

Miss Zhizi glared at Zai Miao, but was greeted with Zai Miao's grimace.

"Does Tangun like it?" Zai Meow asked cheerfully, "I like crab meat the most!"

"Opening cans is not cooking for yourself at all!" Miss Zhizi said.

"Dazai Maomao has done a good job." Tangun happily stroked Zaimiao's head.

So what if you just open a can?

This is the surprise that would make any cat owner mad with envy.

Whose cat will push the can to the shit shovel officer?Not to mention it's in the shape of a cat's claw.

The canned cat's claw crab meat made by Zai Miao is already a daydream of the shit-shoveling officer.

If he still cooks, Tangun will probably ascend to heaven on the spot.The combination of Maomao and Dazai will indeed allow him to have such a performance, so the level of opening cans is just right, and Tangun will not be shocked by the excitement of "Maomao cooking" on the spot.

Tangun was so happy that he just wanted to pet the cat.

It was a super surprise.

"They all cooked for Tangun." Zai Meow was praised, and fell into Tangun's arms, rubbing back and forth, and yelling "meow meow", "The claws were inconvenient before, but now they are fine!"

This way of acting like a baby seems to be exactly the same as that of the leader Jae.

Is it the leader Zai Xiang cat or Zai Meow is indeed a Dazai family creature "Tangun..." The leader Zai stared at Zaimiao and called Tangun.

But Tangun seemed to be confused by the cat, and he didn't hear the leader Jae's voice at all.

The other Dazai laughed.

Although Zai Miao's current appearance was an eyesore, it made them happier to see the leader Zai deflated.

"Can I eat now?" Tangun really didn't notice that the leader Zai was calling him, nor did he feel that the leader Zai's black energy was about to rise to the sky, but turned to ask Zaimiao.

"Of course you can, meow." Zai Meow dragged Tangun to the dining table to do it.

The leader, Zai, began to look online for "how to sterilize a cat by himself".

Tangun actually had no particular interest in crab meat, and the taste of canned crab meat was not as good as fresh crab meat. His standards were actually very high.

Even if canned crab meat is placed in the shape of a cat's claw, it is still canned crab meat, and the essence will not change.

But when he thought that it was given to him by Zai Miao, and it was put into shape, he felt that it was delicious all of a sudden.

"It's delicious." Tangun really didn't coax the cat, at this moment he really felt so.

Zai Meow approached Tangun's cheek quietly, like a cat hunting, very quiet.

Then, as if he had found an opportunity, he swung Tangun's head violently and brought it close to Tangun's lips.

"Crack."

Maomao is a smart cat. He knows that the most intimate kiss for human beings is to put the mouth close to the mouth, and it seems to stick out the tongue.

He didn't quite understand why, but it must have been eaten.

He was smarter than the leader Jae, that stupid guy who only knew how to grab air, he specially picked Tangun to grab food while he was eating.

Grab crab meat with people you like.

Zaimiao cocked her tail excitedly.

Humans' reactions were incomparable to those of cats, Tangun could only watch Zaimiao come out.

It looks like it's sticking out its tongue a little perverted.

Tangun was stunned.

The world seemed to be full of malice, and at that moment, Zaimiao turned back into a cat.

Facts have proved that Zaimiao is not the cat of Lucky EX.

Zai Meow landed on Tangun's shoulder with a snap, sticking out his tongue in a daze, perfectly explaining what a silly cat is.

It sank instantly, and the whole cat shrunk into a small ball, which Tangun could hold with one hand.

"Dazai, Dazai?" Tangun wanted to lower his head, but found that his neck flickered, he covered his neck with one hand, and poked the languid Zaimiao with the other hand.

"Meow..." Zai Miao covered his face with his paw.

"Dazai, you are really..." Tangun picked up Zaimiao with one hand, and hugged him into his arms, "Canned crab meat is delicious, and I like you very much, but don't say anything about it. "

"Meow!" Zai Miao screamed miserably, as if he was really about to be sterilized.

The leader, Zai, watched all this silently. Seeing the current scene, he put away the gun in his hand, went to search the medicine box, found the plaster, and helped Tangun put it on.

Tangun spent all his time coaxing Jae-meow this day.

Obviously he was the victim...

It was a chaotic day, Tangun didn't pay attention to the leader Jae except in the morning.

Zai Miao was languid for a day.

In the end, Tangun had no choice but to go out for a walk with Zaimiao in his arms, coaxing the cat at the same time.For some reason, he had the feeling that his son couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, and that he, an old father, was causing trouble for his child by sneaking around in the middle of the night.

In fact, Tangun himself knew in his heart that maybe Zaimiao's later depression was completely faked, just like Miss Zhizi said that Zaimiao wanted him to rub the pain after being beaten by Zaimiao.

The discomfort may be really uncomfortable, but it is definitely not as uncomfortable as they show, and it does not last that long.

It's purely pretending to be pitiful to get more love.

The black cat at home is the best at acting.

Tangun was well aware of this.

Dazai never pretended to be careful.

But so what if you know?The black cat you pet must be pet to the end.

However, Tangun still found this unserious pretending very cute, like a child begging for candy for various reasons.Being cautious is not annoying, but it makes Tangun a little happy.

Fortunately, he has good physical strength, and his walking speed is not fast. When he came back and put Zaimiao on the ground, he didn't feel tired except his heart.

Tangun walked up the stairs, Zai Meow following behind him.

Tangun put his hand on the doorknob of the room, and Jaimow squatted aside.

He has a feeling that he has an extra little tail.

Zaimiao is very clingy to him today.

He stared at Zai Miao for a while, and thought that there seemed to be no problem with Zai Miao following him.

The leader Zai won't be able to strip naked in the room...

He pushed open the door, took a look, then closed the door, stretched out his hand and pushed Zaimiao out: "Don't follow me in today."

"Meow!" Zai Meow meowed loudly.

Tangun was unmoved and could not be shaken.

The leader Zai didn't take off his clothes, but he wasn't much better either.

The leader, Zai, was lying in the box. His two long legs were too slender to fit into the box, so his curvaceous, white long legs rested on the cardboard box.He was only wearing one piece of clothing—Tangun's shirt, a cat's tail dangling slightly on the cardboard box, and on the top of his head were black cat ears that blended with the color of his hair.

Although Tangun was shorter than Chief Jae, Chief Jae was thin and thin. Even so, Tangun's shirt was loose.

Tangun quickly entered the door, noticing one of Zai Meow's paws coming in, he quickly pushed Zai Meow's paw out of the door.

"Meow~ good evening, Tangun." The leader hooked his toes, and the pink toes were a little cute.

Tangun felt a pain in his back: "Dazai, don't you think the frequency is too high?"

Just made it the night before yesterday.Although he had no memory, when he woke up, his waist felt hollow.

"Is it high?" The leader Jae leaned against the edge of the box, "It feels like Tangun is more than capable."

"...Why do you say that?" Tangun looked at the moving tail curiously.

"Well, it's probably because I feel that I've squeezed Tangun dry, but Tangun is still very leisurely to die with others." The leader Zai put his feet on Tangun's shoulders, "But it's quite comfortable in the box. Tangun really likes cats~" He stuffed several pillows inside, and it was naturally very comfortable.

"That cat has it, and I can have it too, but I don't have the kind of idiot I have." Although they are both Dazai, it is obvious that human Zai has a considerable advantage over cat Zai, "But that cat is really It's so annoying, obviously this is a surprise I prepared for Tangun, but the tail of that "cat" is still wagging gently, attracting Tangun's attention.

Tangun twitched his tail, he thought it was the prop that the chief jae put on the box, but he pulled it, but it didn't move, instead he heard the chief jae groan.

Tangun: "..."

"Ah, Tangun is so impatient." The leader Zai turned his head away and glanced at Tangun with a bit of shyness on his face.

"...Where is your tail attached!" Tangun collapsed again.

The leader Jae put his other leg on Tangun's shoulder: "Hey...Tangun can see for himself."

Leader Jae was still holding a remote control in his hand, and Leader Jae opened it casually, only then did Tangun notice the faint vibration.However, the leader Jae's expression didn't change at all: "Actually, I don't feel that much. Only by doing it with my favorite Tangun can I understand why others find this happy."

Tangun took a step back, and both of Chief Jae's legs slipped off his shoulders.

The leader Jae's expression became astonished.

Tangun picked up the leader Jae from the cardboard box and put him on the bed: "I won't play tonight, let's have a good rest."

The leader Zai suddenly flew into the air, his expression was blank for a moment, and then he gradually became angry.

He whimpered and bit Tangun's arm: "You are not a man!"

The combination of boyfriend shirt, cat ears and cat tail can be rejected... Could it be that Tangun was spoiled by him?

"Are you really thinking about the real cat's ears and tail?" The leader Zai looked like he was crying.

There was the sound of a cat's claws scratching at the door, apparently it was Zaimiao, who heard it.

Whether it's Tangun or the leader Jai, one can imagine Zaimow's smug tail.

Tangun reached out and snatched the remote control, and turned it off: "Have a good rest. Does your butt hurt?"

Chief Zai: "Woo..." How could it not hurt?Every Dazai is afraid of pain...but it's also very cool.

Before he had time to continue complaining, he felt Tangun holding him in his arms: "Okay, okay, tonight is... to sleep with a cat?"

The leader Zai puffed up his cheeks.

"My neck also flashed..." Tangun thought of Zaimiao's slap in the face, he almost thought his cervical spine was about to split, "Let me take a rest."

It's normal for a cat to become a human and not be able to control the strength.

As soon as Tangun closed his eyes, he felt the leader Jae touch him. He opened his eyes in a panic, and what he saw was the leader Jae's sly gaze: "Tangun... isn't there a reaction? Come and play with me." , meow~" Tangun: "... Dazai, where do you get so much energy?"