My name is Dazai
Chapter 99
"Meow!" Zai Miao kicked the leader Zai hard.
Although it has temporarily become a human being, cats still seem to prefer meowing.
The strength of the leader Zai is really weak, it is a miracle that he can drag Zai Miao away.
After being kicked, he naturally had no way to continue to hold on to Zaimiao. Fortunately, he was sitting on the ground, otherwise he would have fallen directly with this kick.
Zai Miao now looks like a twelve or thirteen-year-old boy, but that's how he looks.
Zaimiao is petite, a little bigger than a hand with five fingers spread out, but it is indeed an adult cat, completely deceiving by its appearance.Zaimiao, who looks like a kitten, always gets the most favors from stupid humans.
When a cat looks like a milk cat, it will naturally become a legal lady when it becomes a human.
With the cat's physical strength bonus, it quickly got rid of the leader Zai.
Tangun looked at Zaimiao, who was about to break free, turned around and ran away: "Dazai, I'm sorry to trouble you."
He had to go back to his room quickly and change into a piece of clothing, a piece of clothing that would not be easily stripped.
Tangun felt as if he was a piece of meat that fell into the wolf's den, and if he didn't run quickly, he would be eaten.
The writer Ango laughed super loudly, and there was no friendship in him at all.
"Meow, Tangun!" Before Zaimiao could catch Tangun, He Shizai and Miss Zhizi grabbed his legs and fell to the ground with a grunt.
Zaimiao opened his mouth and lowered his head to bite Miss Zhizi.
Although he has always been a smart cat with a very high IQ, and his inability to speak is simply due to the lack of a speaking structure, but he is indeed a cat.
Very aggressive.
Not to mention Zaikebio's sex, the internal fighting is absolutely top-notch.
Fortunately, Zai Miao is more like a human being now, otherwise he would definitely have cat hair flying all over the place.
Tangun changed his clothes as fast as he could, then ran downstairs and covered Zaimiao with his bathrobe.
It's fine for a cat to be naked, but when it becomes a human, it's a big problem.
As soon as they heard Tangun open the door, the three Dazai immediately squatted down obediently, and put on a look of "I'm so cute, I'm so obedient".
It's a pity that the slap marks on the face have not disappeared, and the good time to pretend to be cute has been missed.
"Tangun, he's super fierce!" Miss Zhizi pointed at the slap marks on her face and began to act like a spoiled child.
"You hit meow yourself!" Zaimiao refused to take the blame.
"The slap marks on your face you said were not made by yourself." Hei Shizai sneered, as if mocking the cat's innocence.
"You hit this one!" Zai Meow noticed Tangun's approach and kicked the ground quickly.
"Meow~" Zai Meow rubbed the top of his head against Tangun's chest - he was not tall and wanted to rub his chin, "I like Tangun, doesn't Tangun like me?"
He became more and more proficient in speaking.
"Ha, just your height..." Hei Shizai suddenly laughed, "Is it not as big as a slug?" , the legs are not as long as mine?"
Probably Zai Niao is the only Dazai who is smaller than Chu.
"It's just a slug! Didn't I snatch all the food I found!" Zaimiao's tail stood up proudly.
Did Tangun think that even if Mr. Nakahara turned into a cat, he would not be able to escape the fate of being harmed?
What a bad relationship between Osamu Dazai and Zhongyuan Zhong.
"Hey, not as big as a slug." Hei Shizai sighed, "If you still can't play around with the slug, wouldn't it be more shameful."
"But I'm cuter, you're already old." Zaimiao, who looks twelve or thirteen years old, laughed at the 16-year-old Hei Shizai.
Hei Shizai: "...Huh?"
He who said that writers slaughtered old men all day seemed to have created retribution.
Zaimiao is very good at acting like a baby, and he doesn't think as much as other Dazai.
Although he is a sensitive cat, Tangun has already maxed out his trust value, and naturally also maxed out his favorability.
As a cute little animal, without human scheming, pure and unaffected.
Then, when the favorability value is maxed out, you will honestly express your desires.
"Tangun, I want to be with you..." Zai Miao opened his mouth to speak honestly.
Tangun quickly covered Zai Meow's mouth.
"Wow!"
"Tangun, you caught it..." the leader Jae pulled out the knife he carried with him, "Come on, I will perform a small operation on it, very quickly."
Zai Meow didn't panic, but looked at Tangun who was covering his mouth with innocent and trusting eyes.
Writer Zai gets proud when he has Tangun, and so does Zai Meow.
They all had pure trust in Tangun.
As long as Tangun is around, no one can hurt them.
"He's just an ignorant kitten, Dazai, please spare him." Tangun said helplessly.
Zai Miao flexibly freed her head from Tangun's grasp: "I'm not ignorant! I heard it last night! You and that guy are in the room..."
"Mating. Mating?" The leader Jae covered his cheeks, "Oh, I'm so shy to say it directly, cats are cats, and they don't understand the art of human communication. That's a negative distance communication with Tangun."
"That's... only, can, communicate with, me." The leader Zai turned the knife quickly, and his eyes continued to stare at the part he thought Zaimiao needed surgery.
Shut up both of you!Tangun's heart was broken, he was a little overwhelmed that all the Dazai were so open about these topics.
As expected of Dazai.
Zai Meow bit Tangun lightly, and signaled him to let go: "You hypocritical human being, when you say such things, you are not actually doing the same thing as me."
"Does Tangun think I'm hypocritical?" The leader Jae's tea smell almost filled the room.
Tangun sighed deeply.
The lover you choose, you have to choose on your knees.
"It doesn't matter if it's hypocritical or not, Dazai is cute no matter what." Tangun said with his eyes closed.
"Tangun...why do you talk with your eyes closed?" "It's kind of cruel to me to say that with your eyes open," Tangun replied.
"Tangun?!" The leader Jae was shocked.
"But it's still cute after the mischief is over." Tangun laughed.
The leader Zai put away the knife, and walked quickly to Tangun's side, relying on his height advantage, when Zaimiao was stronger than him and pushed him away resistingly, he pulled Tangun over.
Under the background music of Zai Meow's wailing, he kissed Tangun: "Tangun has become naughty, and you are joking with me like this."
"Barely it's just a little fun." The leader Zaisong said, letting go of Tangun.
Zai Miao felt that he had become the stuffing in the sandwich cake, "meow meow meow" angrily, and grabbed the leader Zai's clothes.
However, the current nails are not cat's claws, and the leader Zai's clothes are thick and unable to break through the defense, almost impotent and furious.
"Meow meow meow! You despicable guy meow!" Zai Miao grabbed the suit of the leader Zai and made a sizzling sound.
The leader Zai's hand suddenly pinched Zaimiao's tail.
"Meow!" Zai Miao frowned instantly, instinctively wanting to jump away.
The leader Zai simply made room for him.
Zaimiao fell to the ground, hugging his tail.
The leader Jae hooked Tangun's neck, jumped onto Tangun's body, and hooked his legs around his waist.
The corner of Tangun's mouth twitched, and he stretched out his hand to support the buttocks of the leader Jai.
"Did you see? Tangun is mine! His arms are mine!" The leader Zai hugged Tangun tightly like a sloth.
"You are hypocritical! What you do is completely the same as me meow!" The hairs on Zaimiao's tail stood up, "If I didn't know how to speak before, I would have asked Tangun for mating. What? And your place!"
"Wake up from the dream and see the reality." The leader Zai proudly put his arms around Tangun's neck.
"As long as I'm sleepy, Tangun will sleep for me!" Zai Miao continued to speak violently.
"Sleep for you? If you're talking about cats running on Tangun's lap while he's taking a nap or sleeping on his hands while he's working, then it is." The leader Jae casually poked at the fact, "Speaking of which, is sleeping on your knees a knee pillow? I haven't tried it yet, but Tangun will ask me to try it later."
"...Okay." It's obviously a serious thing, why can it be so unreasonable as they say? Tangun thought about who is the experienced one between himself and the leader Zai, otherwise why is he more relaxed than he is? open.
"Dazai, is your tail okay?" Tangun hugged the leader Zai, ignoring the tiring frantic conversation between the two Dazai, and bent down to check on Zaimiao's condition.
When he bent down, he had an inexplicable feeling that he was ten months pregnant. He lowered his head and wanted to ask the leader Zai if he could get off him. He didn't want to be a kangaroo carrying cubs, but the leader Zai's eyes were so innocent and pitiful He could only swallow the question back.
"I was eaten to death." Writer Ango covered his eyes.
"Meow, it hurts so much." Zai Meow raised his head to look at Tangun, with tears in his eyes.
I don't see the bravery that just quarreled with the leader Zai at all.
Tangun reached out and stroked Jaimow's tail.It seems that there is no major problem. The leader Zai used skillful energy and did not hurt Zaimiao, but the Dazai family creature is too afraid of pain.
He gently rubbed the pinched place of Zaimiao's tail with his fingers: "Okay, okay, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, it hurts and flies away."
He looks at Zaimiao now as if he was looking at a child. Although he utters obscenities, he says that because he is ignorant.
The way of coaxing him can't help but become the way of coaxing children.
In fact, Zai Meow seems to really like Tangun coaxing children. He showed a comfortable expression as if he was being warmed by the sun: "Meow~" Tangun is very good at stroking cats and rubbing his tail. The strength is just right.
"Tangun..." Zai Meow hooked Tangun's calf with his tail, as if he was acting like a cat when he was a cat.
Zaimiao's ears trembled slightly, Tangun couldn't hold back, touched Zaimiao's head, and pinched Zaimiao's ears with his hand.
"Honey, do you like cat ears and cat tails?" the leader Zai asked, blowing in Tangun's ear, and by the way he stretched out his hand, grabbed Zaimiao's tail, and separated its tail from Tangun's legs.
Tangun felt a dull pain in his waist again: "What do you want to do?" "Hmm, it seems that I bought the right things last night?" The leader Jae added, "Of course it's not a murder weapon, I am like that. People? It's a fun little toy."
Toy?Definitely not a serious toy.Tangun knew that the leader Jae was not serious and he was not human at all.
After finishing speaking, the leader Zai lowered his head and muttered again: "It's just to buy these little toys...otherwise the things would have arrived last night."
Tangun: "..." Do you buy this toy together with the murder weapon?Will others think that your style of painting really doesn't match?When he thought about it, his eyes felt a little hot and painful.
Or in other words, it will make up your mind.Lure to dismember?As brutal as a black widow?
Tangun sometimes wondered where the calm and mature leader Jae he had met for the first time was gone, did someone switch his bag when he wasn't paying attention?
Although it has temporarily become a human being, cats still seem to prefer meowing.
The strength of the leader Zai is really weak, it is a miracle that he can drag Zai Miao away.
After being kicked, he naturally had no way to continue to hold on to Zaimiao. Fortunately, he was sitting on the ground, otherwise he would have fallen directly with this kick.
Zai Miao now looks like a twelve or thirteen-year-old boy, but that's how he looks.
Zaimiao is petite, a little bigger than a hand with five fingers spread out, but it is indeed an adult cat, completely deceiving by its appearance.Zaimiao, who looks like a kitten, always gets the most favors from stupid humans.
When a cat looks like a milk cat, it will naturally become a legal lady when it becomes a human.
With the cat's physical strength bonus, it quickly got rid of the leader Zai.
Tangun looked at Zaimiao, who was about to break free, turned around and ran away: "Dazai, I'm sorry to trouble you."
He had to go back to his room quickly and change into a piece of clothing, a piece of clothing that would not be easily stripped.
Tangun felt as if he was a piece of meat that fell into the wolf's den, and if he didn't run quickly, he would be eaten.
The writer Ango laughed super loudly, and there was no friendship in him at all.
"Meow, Tangun!" Before Zaimiao could catch Tangun, He Shizai and Miss Zhizi grabbed his legs and fell to the ground with a grunt.
Zaimiao opened his mouth and lowered his head to bite Miss Zhizi.
Although he has always been a smart cat with a very high IQ, and his inability to speak is simply due to the lack of a speaking structure, but he is indeed a cat.
Very aggressive.
Not to mention Zaikebio's sex, the internal fighting is absolutely top-notch.
Fortunately, Zai Miao is more like a human being now, otherwise he would definitely have cat hair flying all over the place.
Tangun changed his clothes as fast as he could, then ran downstairs and covered Zaimiao with his bathrobe.
It's fine for a cat to be naked, but when it becomes a human, it's a big problem.
As soon as they heard Tangun open the door, the three Dazai immediately squatted down obediently, and put on a look of "I'm so cute, I'm so obedient".
It's a pity that the slap marks on the face have not disappeared, and the good time to pretend to be cute has been missed.
"Tangun, he's super fierce!" Miss Zhizi pointed at the slap marks on her face and began to act like a spoiled child.
"You hit meow yourself!" Zaimiao refused to take the blame.
"The slap marks on your face you said were not made by yourself." Hei Shizai sneered, as if mocking the cat's innocence.
"You hit this one!" Zai Meow noticed Tangun's approach and kicked the ground quickly.
"Meow~" Zai Meow rubbed the top of his head against Tangun's chest - he was not tall and wanted to rub his chin, "I like Tangun, doesn't Tangun like me?"
He became more and more proficient in speaking.
"Ha, just your height..." Hei Shizai suddenly laughed, "Is it not as big as a slug?" , the legs are not as long as mine?"
Probably Zai Niao is the only Dazai who is smaller than Chu.
"It's just a slug! Didn't I snatch all the food I found!" Zaimiao's tail stood up proudly.
Did Tangun think that even if Mr. Nakahara turned into a cat, he would not be able to escape the fate of being harmed?
What a bad relationship between Osamu Dazai and Zhongyuan Zhong.
"Hey, not as big as a slug." Hei Shizai sighed, "If you still can't play around with the slug, wouldn't it be more shameful."
"But I'm cuter, you're already old." Zaimiao, who looks twelve or thirteen years old, laughed at the 16-year-old Hei Shizai.
Hei Shizai: "...Huh?"
He who said that writers slaughtered old men all day seemed to have created retribution.
Zaimiao is very good at acting like a baby, and he doesn't think as much as other Dazai.
Although he is a sensitive cat, Tangun has already maxed out his trust value, and naturally also maxed out his favorability.
As a cute little animal, without human scheming, pure and unaffected.
Then, when the favorability value is maxed out, you will honestly express your desires.
"Tangun, I want to be with you..." Zai Miao opened his mouth to speak honestly.
Tangun quickly covered Zai Meow's mouth.
"Wow!"
"Tangun, you caught it..." the leader Jae pulled out the knife he carried with him, "Come on, I will perform a small operation on it, very quickly."
Zai Meow didn't panic, but looked at Tangun who was covering his mouth with innocent and trusting eyes.
Writer Zai gets proud when he has Tangun, and so does Zai Meow.
They all had pure trust in Tangun.
As long as Tangun is around, no one can hurt them.
"He's just an ignorant kitten, Dazai, please spare him." Tangun said helplessly.
Zai Miao flexibly freed her head from Tangun's grasp: "I'm not ignorant! I heard it last night! You and that guy are in the room..."
"Mating. Mating?" The leader Jae covered his cheeks, "Oh, I'm so shy to say it directly, cats are cats, and they don't understand the art of human communication. That's a negative distance communication with Tangun."
"That's... only, can, communicate with, me." The leader Zai turned the knife quickly, and his eyes continued to stare at the part he thought Zaimiao needed surgery.
Shut up both of you!Tangun's heart was broken, he was a little overwhelmed that all the Dazai were so open about these topics.
As expected of Dazai.
Zai Meow bit Tangun lightly, and signaled him to let go: "You hypocritical human being, when you say such things, you are not actually doing the same thing as me."
"Does Tangun think I'm hypocritical?" The leader Jae's tea smell almost filled the room.
Tangun sighed deeply.
The lover you choose, you have to choose on your knees.
"It doesn't matter if it's hypocritical or not, Dazai is cute no matter what." Tangun said with his eyes closed.
"Tangun...why do you talk with your eyes closed?" "It's kind of cruel to me to say that with your eyes open," Tangun replied.
"Tangun?!" The leader Jae was shocked.
"But it's still cute after the mischief is over." Tangun laughed.
The leader Zai put away the knife, and walked quickly to Tangun's side, relying on his height advantage, when Zaimiao was stronger than him and pushed him away resistingly, he pulled Tangun over.
Under the background music of Zai Meow's wailing, he kissed Tangun: "Tangun has become naughty, and you are joking with me like this."
"Barely it's just a little fun." The leader Zaisong said, letting go of Tangun.
Zai Miao felt that he had become the stuffing in the sandwich cake, "meow meow meow" angrily, and grabbed the leader Zai's clothes.
However, the current nails are not cat's claws, and the leader Zai's clothes are thick and unable to break through the defense, almost impotent and furious.
"Meow meow meow! You despicable guy meow!" Zai Miao grabbed the suit of the leader Zai and made a sizzling sound.
The leader Zai's hand suddenly pinched Zaimiao's tail.
"Meow!" Zai Miao frowned instantly, instinctively wanting to jump away.
The leader Zai simply made room for him.
Zaimiao fell to the ground, hugging his tail.
The leader Jae hooked Tangun's neck, jumped onto Tangun's body, and hooked his legs around his waist.
The corner of Tangun's mouth twitched, and he stretched out his hand to support the buttocks of the leader Jai.
"Did you see? Tangun is mine! His arms are mine!" The leader Zai hugged Tangun tightly like a sloth.
"You are hypocritical! What you do is completely the same as me meow!" The hairs on Zaimiao's tail stood up, "If I didn't know how to speak before, I would have asked Tangun for mating. What? And your place!"
"Wake up from the dream and see the reality." The leader Zai proudly put his arms around Tangun's neck.
"As long as I'm sleepy, Tangun will sleep for me!" Zai Miao continued to speak violently.
"Sleep for you? If you're talking about cats running on Tangun's lap while he's taking a nap or sleeping on his hands while he's working, then it is." The leader Jae casually poked at the fact, "Speaking of which, is sleeping on your knees a knee pillow? I haven't tried it yet, but Tangun will ask me to try it later."
"...Okay." It's obviously a serious thing, why can it be so unreasonable as they say? Tangun thought about who is the experienced one between himself and the leader Zai, otherwise why is he more relaxed than he is? open.
"Dazai, is your tail okay?" Tangun hugged the leader Zai, ignoring the tiring frantic conversation between the two Dazai, and bent down to check on Zaimiao's condition.
When he bent down, he had an inexplicable feeling that he was ten months pregnant. He lowered his head and wanted to ask the leader Zai if he could get off him. He didn't want to be a kangaroo carrying cubs, but the leader Zai's eyes were so innocent and pitiful He could only swallow the question back.
"I was eaten to death." Writer Ango covered his eyes.
"Meow, it hurts so much." Zai Meow raised his head to look at Tangun, with tears in his eyes.
I don't see the bravery that just quarreled with the leader Zai at all.
Tangun reached out and stroked Jaimow's tail.It seems that there is no major problem. The leader Zai used skillful energy and did not hurt Zaimiao, but the Dazai family creature is too afraid of pain.
He gently rubbed the pinched place of Zaimiao's tail with his fingers: "Okay, okay, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, it hurts and flies away."
He looks at Zaimiao now as if he was looking at a child. Although he utters obscenities, he says that because he is ignorant.
The way of coaxing him can't help but become the way of coaxing children.
In fact, Zai Meow seems to really like Tangun coaxing children. He showed a comfortable expression as if he was being warmed by the sun: "Meow~" Tangun is very good at stroking cats and rubbing his tail. The strength is just right.
"Tangun..." Zai Meow hooked Tangun's calf with his tail, as if he was acting like a cat when he was a cat.
Zaimiao's ears trembled slightly, Tangun couldn't hold back, touched Zaimiao's head, and pinched Zaimiao's ears with his hand.
"Honey, do you like cat ears and cat tails?" the leader Zai asked, blowing in Tangun's ear, and by the way he stretched out his hand, grabbed Zaimiao's tail, and separated its tail from Tangun's legs.
Tangun felt a dull pain in his waist again: "What do you want to do?" "Hmm, it seems that I bought the right things last night?" The leader Jae added, "Of course it's not a murder weapon, I am like that. People? It's a fun little toy."
Toy?Definitely not a serious toy.Tangun knew that the leader Jae was not serious and he was not human at all.
After finishing speaking, the leader Zai lowered his head and muttered again: "It's just to buy these little toys...otherwise the things would have arrived last night."
Tangun: "..." Do you buy this toy together with the murder weapon?Will others think that your style of painting really doesn't match?When he thought about it, his eyes felt a little hot and painful.
Or in other words, it will make up your mind.Lure to dismember?As brutal as a black widow?
Tangun sometimes wondered where the calm and mature leader Jae he had met for the first time was gone, did someone switch his bag when he wasn't paying attention?
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