My name is Dazai

Yuko is an employee of a jewelry store who is now serving weirdos.

This jewelry store is located in the center of Yokohama. It can be said to be the most high-end jewelry store in Yokohama, and the price is naturally high.

Working here, you can always meet all kinds of people.

I've seen a lot of weirdos too.

For example, coaxing a lover to buy a ring, taking two people to buy a ring together...

This is all weirdo.

But these weirdos are definitely not as weird as the ones she is entertaining now.

"Tangun, what do you think of this ring?" said the man in a black suit and windbreaker, with a dark red scarf around his neck.

He looks handsome, but his body is covered with bandages, and even his left eye is wrapped in bandages, making people wonder if his eyes are injured.

The man in the black windbreaker looked at the people around him with gentle eyes.

The person he is looking at also has a warm aura. Compared with the people around him, his gentleness has a kind of over-mature, helpless and tolerant like a mother at home, and it makes people feel like they are lying on grandma's lap big white cat on.There is a kind of gentleness in this kind of tenderness.

The person called Tangun pushed his glasses: "Does Dazai like it?"

"Yes, I like it." The man called Dazai tilted his head and rubbed towards him like a black cat.

The two of them are sweet and sweet. Although they are a same-sex couple, it is definitely not the reason for Yuko to say that they are weird.

If it's just a same-sex couple, it can't meet Yuko's weird standard.

"I like it very much too..." A man dressed in a fashionable dress was lying on the counter, "Tangun give it to me too."

"Is this a wedding ring? I said you..." The man with the red scarf said angrily.

"Brother, I want it too..." Another boy with a bandage on his right eye and a bandage on his left cheek said coquettishly.

"Speaking of jewelry, it really is more suitable for girls. No matter how much you imitate the tone of a girl, you will not be able to compare with a real girl like me." Another woman with a bandage on her body said, admiring all kinds of wedding rings , "Look, there are more and more beautiful types of women's rings."

Jewelry designers seem to prefer to please women.

"Tangun, I don't have any money." The woman said confidently, the words "quickly buy it for me" were almost written all over her face.

"Meow~" A cat jumped onto the counter and patted the glass table with its paws.

Four feet... counting cats is five boats.

What's even more frightening is that no matter they are humans or cats, they all have similar looks.

The four also had dark brown curly hair, iris eyes, and good looks, and three of them were wrapped in bandages.

And that cat... gives the illusion that this cat is the cat version of these people.It was a curly black cat with white paws and white on the chest and belly.Around the neck was the same blue jewel bow tie as the woman, and there were bandages on the paws.

If it is said that this is not a family, Yuko would not believe it.

If it wasn't for the difference in age and gender, Yuko would have believed that this is not only a family, but also born of the same egg.

Yuko has never heard of buying a ring on four boats.

These four boats are a family... This kind of thing only happens in novels!

So outrageous!

Yuko was so shocked that she burst into foul language, but she still had a standard business smile on her face, and began to introduce the ring.

Tangun's gaze stayed on her for a moment, and he felt an urge to cover his face.

His life experience told him that the salesman in front of him was thinking something amazing.

And...probably...his reputation suffers again.

Tangun thought what kind of disaster this is.

Today he sneaked out with the leader Zai, but it might be inappropriate to say that he was sneaking around, at most he pretended to go grocery shopping today.

Tangun didn't want to lie to Dazai, but he deeply realized that if other Dazai knew what he wanted to do today, then today's schedule would definitely not go smoothly.

It is absolutely impossible for him to get bored with Dazai, nor would he find Dazai bothersome.

But his rationality still told him that if he wanted to successfully complete today's task, he should hide from Dazai.

Just like the curious and mischievous black cat at home bites the charging cable every day, if you want to charge your phone successfully, let the cat leave first.

The place where the leader Jae brought him was the most upscale jewelry store in Yokohama.

Of course, Tangun didn't think there was any problem with this.

Although the price of things here is high, he feels that this is worthy of Dazai.

Only the best is worthy of Dazai.

He believed so firmly, and has always done so.

Even if the leader Zai didn't bring him, he would look for it.

Tangun still had a good amount of his savings.

He usually has nothing to spend money on, and his royalties are quite high in this world.

Although the rings were expensive, and he bought three, he didn't think it was too much pressure.

After all, he doesn't spend money without counting like the writer Zai, buying a bunch of useless things.

So there is still a lot of savings.

Although it would cost a lot of money to buy three rings in this store, it was a price he could afford.

However, just when the leader Zai started picking, a litter of Dazai appeared behind him.

Dazai always has an inexplicable feeling for Tangun, even if the leader Zai erases all clues, if the other Zai want to find Tangun, they can still find it.

This is a small tail that is difficult to shake off.

That is the scene now.

...the beginning of a catastrophe.

"This is a wedding ring, I said, why are you joining in the fun?" The leader Zai fired at the writer Zai.

"What, a ring is a ring, but just jewelry." The writer Jae tried his best to belittle the romantic feelings of the ring, as if he didn't come here because he was jealous that the leader Jae could get Tangun, the ring that symbolizes love, "Who says rings can't be given between friends of."

"No one has ever seen rings given between friends." The leader Zai supported the counter with one hand, and said to the writer Zai, "What is the meaning of what, this is not something you can erase with a single sentence."

"Okay, you see it now." The writer Zai raised his chin.

"It's not good to ask for such a valuable thing with a friend, right? Would it be too shameless?" the leader Zai asked.

"What's the matter, I can also give it to Tangun." The writer Jae disagreed.He really thought so, and would do so.

The leader Zai showed a treacherous smile that a writer Zai could see: "But...do you still have money?"

Writer Zai: "..."

"If I remember correctly, you don't have the habit of saving money." The leader Jae said proudly, "It's not like me."

He looked at the other Dazai again, and said contemptuously, "You are the same, right?"

The leader, Zai, is definitely more capable of managing money than the other Dazai.

Dazai have no pursuit of money, which makes it easy for them to spend all the money they get.

No one else can stop it.

But the leader Zai is different.

Compared with other Dazai, he has experience in managing Hong Kong gangsters, and managing money has become a habit.

For the leader Jae, the days of being a leader are not something to show off, but the things brought by that time can be used now, he can be clean, as if the days before were not so dark.

Hei Shizai was silent for a moment.

Tangun can't remember because of Dazai's weird cooking, but on that day, Hero Shizai received a manuscript fee.

Although the price is lower compared to the works of writers Jae and Tangun, it is not a small sum.

If it is said that it is affordable to buy a ring, but as usual he got the money and spent it, bought a bunch of games, and when Tangun was sleeping, he curled up in his room and played games.

Don't care about your savings.

This also led to him still having no money.

Miss Zhizi has no money from the beginning to the end, and she has no idea of ​​making money.

With Tangun raising her, she was raised as a matter of course.

Dazai with cat attributes don't care about this kind of thing.

... Not to mention Zaimiao.

The leader Zai received the astonished eyes of other Zai who were full of "Are you Dazai".

"In the final analysis..." Miss Zhizi tossed her hair and began to yell at the leader, "You invested Tangun's money, right?"

"Yes." This matter cannot be concealed, and the leader Zai also admitted it straightforwardly.

"You have to share Tangun's money, right?" Miss Zhizi walked up to Tangun.

"I don't need to..." Tangun didn't think so.

He is not very used to some of the current financial management operations, because writing and taking care of Dazai has no intention to study, and the money is basically put in the bank to earn interest, and it is not very useful on weekdays.

Since the leader Zai wanted to use it, he gave it.

Instead of investing in the bank, it is better to play with the leader.

He was too reassuring about Dazai.

"Don't you just give it if Tangun doesn't need it?" Miss Zhizi didn't discuss with Tangun, she knew very well that talking to Dazai about Dazai's matter would be fruitless, and Dazai would have to fight Dazai.

"I can't help it, Tangun spoils me so much." The leader Zai put his face on one hand and sighed.

"Then...it's okay for Tangun to favor us, right?" Miss Zhizi grabbed Tangun's arm and rubbed her face on his shoulder, "Tangun, you can't treat one more favorably than another~ You see, that guy made so much money with your money. many……"

The corners of Tangun's eyes twitched slightly.

"If we don't earn, it's our loss." Miss Zhizi pointed to a ring on the counter and said, "This is Tangun's compensation for me."

"Yeah, I agree!" Hei Shizai also said.

Tangun sighed: "As expected of the Dazai..." It was exactly the same when making trouble out of no reason.

"Did Tangun really not give it to us? Let's not talk about the wedding...it's just a decorative ring?" Miss Zhizi raised her head, her eyes filled with tears, "Tangun was taken away by that guy, Tangun really doesn't remember anything Leave it to us?"

Tangun felt a little pain in his heart... Although he didn't feel that he had done anything wrong, rationality and sensibility are often separated.

"It's not that you can't give rings between friends, it's just a secular statement. If Tangun really minds...not wearing it on the ring finger of his left hand." Writer Zai's expression was gloomy, and he turned his head away, "Oh, yes, Tangun would mind this kind of thing now. Obviously we are best friends..."

Tangun clutched his chest, feeling that his heart was about to burst in pain.

Do you want to give up friendship because of love?No, writer Jae is his best friend and that won't change.

"Meow..." Zai Meow stared at Tangun, as if he was talking about something.Tangun inexplicably thought of yesterday's scene, that sluggish Zaimiao.

"Brother, can this be my birthday present next year?" Hei Shizai said pitifully, like a child who met his beloved toy but his parents refused to buy it, so he could only make such a pitiful request.

Tangun's heart was completely pierced by the Dazai, lying on the counter in pain, he took out a card with trembling hands, and announced a number: "If you want it, I will give it to you... This is all my savings. "

He's going broke.

"Tangun... woo..." The leader Jae covered his face and cried, "Tangun is good or bad."

Tangun...

Tangun was completely torn.

He didn't dare to raise his head, and lay down on the counter, making a vague voice: "Sorry, Dazai..."

Yuko: "...Pfft."

Neptune's retribution has come.