My name is Dazai

Kunikida of the Armed Detective Agency has a saying that a certain bandage spirit is a poor god who was born under the broom star.

If Tangun knew this evaluation, he would definitely feel that he was mean.

Dazai is so cute, how can he use this kind of words to describe him.

So it would be felt that such a harsh evaluation of Tangun was favored by the poor god.

There is only one fate of being favored by the poor god...

"Uh..." Tangun looked at the bill in pain, he could figure it out with just a glance, "You really are, what can you do if you leave me 500 yen?" Several Dazai present were all smiling.

Um?The smiling faces all looked at the leader Zai.

How could this guy be so happy? Leader Zai looked like an upstart, with rings on his left ring finger, middle finger, and right ring finger, and a smile on his face.

Miss Zhizi suddenly thought of something, her face changed: "You did it on purpose!"

"Yeah, I feel like you guys still remember this." The leader Jae bowed and inserted his fingers into Tangun's, "Honey, are you bankrupt?"

"Yeah, what is bankruptcy if it's not bankruptcy?" Tangun had a disillusioned expression on his face, "Can you stop laughing so happily, what's there to be happy about?" "No, it's really worth being happy." The leader Zai took Tangun's left hand and kissed the ring on his left hand lightly.

The ring on Tangun's finger was put on for him by himself.

"In this way, Tangun can only be raised by me." The leader Zai looked at Tangun's dazed look, and repeated it, using more explicit words, "I have taken over and raised him."

Tangun's expression went blank.

He has a wealth of experience in life, but he is completely zero in terms of being taken care of.

He raised Dazai and Ango...

But not raised.

"Ah!" Miss Zhizi patted her forehead with her hand.

Dazai present has no money.

Even the writer Zai who has been earning money is a moonlight clan, and his daily food and drink expenses are basically spent on Tangun's money.Although the writer Jae will repay the money forcefully at the beginning of the month, but in the second half of the month, Tangun will still have to take care of him.

"Wait, this can't be called nurturing..." Tangun sat up abruptly, "You also said before that our current relationship is similar to getting married, this can't be called nurturing."

"Hey, but I'm playing a role similar to 'wife'." The leader Jae changed his face, "You want your wife to earn money to support the family, Tangun is so bad..."

"... Dazai, if you like..." Tangun was speechless.He himself minds this kind of thing, but if the other party is Dazai, then he doesn't care at all.

Besides, his wife, Tangun, felt that she was more or less a wife. He always did the cooking, cleaned up all kinds of messes, and cleaned the places that were inconvenient for the housekeepers.

When the leader Zai came home, he knelt at the door and said, "Welcome back, dear, you have worked hard today."

Tangun himself sometimes wonders if he is too virtuous, what role is the leader Jae... probably a son.

If he wasn't a son, he couldn't be so capricious.

"I don't want it." The leader Zaila refused in a long voice.

It would be nice to be able to lie comfortably and watch Tangun being hollowed out by him, it was better than being easily drained dry by Tangun.

The leader Jae knew that he would occasionally show "Tangun, are you okay?", but part of his expression was fake; Think about the question "Can you do it, Dazai?"

If you want to surpass the old driver in terms of physical strength and experience, forget it?

Anyway, if it's Tangun, he doesn't care.

"So..." Tangun covered his face.

So why should I mention the choice I made?

"And..." The leader Jae pulled Tangun's hand down.

Tangun became inexplicably nervous.

"And Tangun can't ignore the group of wild cats next to him, can he?" The leader Jae turned his back to the light, his face was mostly covered by shadows, "Use my money to raise other cats..."

"Tangun..." The voice of the leader Zai was low, "It's okay if you don't want to be taken care of by me, just leave them alone. It doesn't matter if you don't have crabs or wine, you won't die of hunger."

"How is it? Tangun is a good deal, right?" The leader Jae showed a devilish smile, then turned to look at the other Dazai, "It's okay if you don't want me to take care of Tangun, you want you to have the backbone to be next to Tangun." Before the monthly manuscript fee was sent out, he said that Tangun would not be in charge."

Miss Zhizi scolded that this was a serial trick.

But the others slay every opening.

They all loved being taken care of by Tangun.

and……

No crabs, no wine, no Tangun's care...

Will Dazai die?

Surely it will!

Tangun and the other Dazai thought at the same time.

The leader Jae waited leisurely for Tangun's answer.

He had caught Tangun's weakness.

No matter what answer Dazai makes, he will not lose.

But he already knew what Tangun's choice would be like.

"... Dazai, do as you said." Tangun said weakly, he knew that Dazai was teasing him again.

His own choice is probably in the plan of the leader Zai.

"What's your name Dazai? My dear." The leader Zai raised his eyebrows and said.

"...Dear..." Tangun paused, but he was not as shy as before. After all, he shouted the word "Dear" more than once. Squeezing Tangun's hand: "Hey, dear~ But what is my dear choice..."

"That..." Tangun was stuck. His mind was full of the word "nurture" now, and he couldn't think of a replacement word. He was stuck for a long time before he thought of a way, "That let me use you The money to support another Dazai..."

Why did he feel so bad when he said this!

Tangun's shame was about to explode.

This sentence is as bad as nurturing.

"Hey, it's so long, I don't understand." The leader Zai licked his ear with his little finger.

"...Honey, take care of me..." Tangun said in a low voice.

"The voice is too low." The leader Jae said, "If Tangun doesn't want to repeat it a few times, then speak louder."

Tangun closed his eyes, he already knew that Dazai was deliberately playing tricks on him.

He raised his voice and said in a loud voice, "Honey, keep me!"

This sonorous and forceful Ruanfan speech attracted the attention of people around him.

Tangun grabbed the leader Zai's windbreaker and buried his face in his clothes, his face was red up to the neck.

I'm going to lose my face...

He let out a groan.Moan.

He didn't even dare to think about how others would look at him, but he could definitely think that other people's eyes were definitely enough to set him on fire.

Several Dazai laughed "噗嗤" at the same time, as if Tangun's shameful speech was not for them, which perfectly explained what it means for a cat to have no conscience.

Tangun gripped the leader Jae's windbreaker tightly, trying to disappear in place.

The leader Jae bowed slightly, and hugged Tangun who was pulling his windbreaker, like hugging his shy white cat, stroking his back tenderly, like smoothing his fur, saying while stroking : "Of course it's okay, my dear~" Writer Zai: "..."

Hei Shizai: "..."

Miss Zhizi: "..."

Zai Miao: "..."

Can't laugh anymore.