My name is Dazai

"Tangun~Tangun~" Tangun was awakened by Dazai.

Tangun rubbed his eyes, "Good morning, Dazai."

Dazai's sleep time is a mystery.

Tangun used to think that Dazai was good at sleeping, after all, he dozed off every day when he was in the Supernatural Secret Service Division, but after living with Dazai for a while, he found that this guy didn't seem to be like that.

Going to work and sleeping is just pure fishing.

A few days ago Tangun played games with him all night, the next day his liver was going to explode but Dazai was still in good spirits.

It's just a born overtime embryo.

Dazai handed the phone to Tangun: "Tangun, my butt hurts ~ quickly ask for leave for me."

"Huh?" Tangun took the phone in a daze.

The phone is already dialing up.

With a few beeps, Tangun finally came back to his senses: "Do you want to ask for leave?"

"Yes, yes, my ass hurts when Tangun made me do it." Dazai nodded vigorously beside Tangun, "I can't stand up with my legs at all."

"Then why didn't you ask for leave yourself?" Tangun felt that the phone was hot, so he shoved the phone into Dazai's hand irresponsibly.

"It's Tangun who made my butt hurt, of course Tangun is responsible! Why won't you call me for me! Is Tangun the kind of scumbag who won't take responsibility for getting someone pregnant?"

"You won't be pregnant either!"

"The point is, will I get pregnant? And Tangun, aren't you familiar with Kunikida and the others? How many times have you met in two years?"

"I'll be embarrassed!" Tangun's ears were flushed, "How can I say to your colleagues, 'Dazai can't go to work today because I can't get you out of bed'! It's completely killing me in society! "

"Won't I feel embarrassed?" Dazai said loudly.

"I don't think you two will be embarrassed." A slightly deep voice rang out, "Now that you are arguing so vigorously, how can you be embarrassed?"

Tangun: "..."

I completely forgot that the phone was in the dialing state before.

"And you, Dazai... My plan doesn't include the fact that my partner is made unable to get out of bed." Kunikida flipped through his notebook and said, "Just like you, getting into the water and hanging yourself has become a common occurrence. The guy, how could he be tired because of this kind of thing?"

"This is a different Kunikida, just like a hip-hop dancer who suddenly runs ten kilometers every day will have muscle soreness. The body parts used are different."

Dazai said to Kunikida seriously, "Also, Kunikida, do you know that if you don't take a good rest after doing it, you may be permanently disabled."

"Re-really?" Kunikida was taken aback by the serious consequences.

"Yes yes yes, write it down quickly." Tangun looked at Dazai and said excitedly to the phone, he silently covered his face.

It was the first time he knew how Dazai and Kunikida got along.

This kind of thing... how is it possible!

He seems to have foreseen the development of things after that.

"I lied to you." Dazai said.

Tangun wanted to laugh, but felt a little sympathetic to Kunikida.

He heard Kunikida furious: "Dazai, you bastard! Hurry up and get me to work!"

Dazai blinked and handed the phone to Tangun.

It's like when a cat gets into trouble, puts its head on the shit shovel officer's leg and pushes him to the pot.

Satisfied, Dazai lit the fire, and then asked Tangun to put out the fire with a cute face written all over his face.

The corner of Tangun's mouth twitched, he took the phone, and walked out of the room to put out the fire for Dazai.

What should I do if the kitten is naughty?

Of course, choose to forgive.

Tangun asked for leave for Dazai and went to work after cooking.

He rubbed his waist and pushed open the office door, Dazai actually came back with revenge and would squeeze his way dry.

It is impossible to say that Tangun is not tired, but he is in a good mood.If possible, he would actually like to ask for leave, but he skipped work last night, so it would be inappropriate to ask for leave today.

But when he opened the door, he felt something was wrong.

There is someone behind his desk.

"... Ango? Kobayashi?" Tangun had a bad feeling.

"Tangun, how was your date last night?" Ango crossed his hands.

Tangun's eyes wandered to Kobayashi.

Kobayashi lowered his head slightly, as if implying that something was hopeless.

Ango shook the document in his hand: "How is it? Why isn't Tangun talking anymore? It doesn't look good to be so silent..."

Tangun coughed softly, "Xiaolin, you go out first."

Xiao Lin closed the door cowardly, he wanted to go out a long time ago, who could stand the assistant officer sitting there with a weird smile on his face and saying nothing.

Who wants to get involved in the conflict between the boss and the boss's boss.

Ango showed a smile: "Tangun, it seems that you don't work enough..."

"Do not……"

"May I add a little burden to you?" Ango flipped through his phone, as if he was thinking about which job to throw to Tangun.

"Ango, listen to my explanation!" Tangun wondered if he had a conflict with Chuya last night, whether he could get away with exercising or suppressing the port mafia.

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen! Tonight you can honestly work overtime for me!" Ango said as if making trouble out of no reason, "That guy Dazai is a devil, and you have such a personality, you can't refuse at all He! Why don't you just let you work overtime!"

"Ango, I was wrong! There will be no next time!" Tangun's eyes widened, and he resolutely refused to work overtime.

"I don't believe it!" An Wu showed a cruel smile, not knowing who the cruelty was aimed at, "Let Dazai alone guard the empty boudoir!"

Tangun: "..."

"Ango, why did you hurt me in revenge for Dazai?"

Ango stood up: "Whoever is Tangun, you have handed over the handle to me."

"That's it... Dazai, I'm sorry I can't go back to accompany you tonight..." Tangun cried and called Dazai.

"Tangun..." Dazai's voice was sinister, "The first night after breaking my melon, you left me alone at home, do you think I will agree to such a thing?"

"Sorry..." Tangun said sadly.

An Wu is really ruthless.

Assign him so many tasks at once.

"Tangun, turn around." Dazai said suddenly.

There was a knocking sound on the glass.

Tangun froze, he turned his head and opened the heavy black curtains.

Dazai was scratching at the window sill.

Tangun couldn't wait to open the window. One of Dazai's legs was bent, kneeling on the window sill, and the other leg was still hanging out of the window? .

"The moonlight is so beautiful." Dazai grabbed Tangun's chin, forcing him to look up.

Tangun's eyelashes were also snow-white, and his sky-blue eyes reflected Dazai's figure. His body was shrouded in moonlight, giving him a hazy feeling.

Dazai's heart beat slowly.

Tangun seemed to be some kind of fairy under the moon.

He couldn't help getting closer to Tangun, smelling the same shampoo on his body as his, and couldn't help sending out an invitation: "So, beauty, are you having an affair?"

Dazai asked on Tangun's lips, as if he would kiss him if he got an affirmative answer.

He had thought of this remark a long time ago, but at this moment, he spit it out unintentionally.

Tangun put his arms around Dazai's waist, hugged him and fell backwards, his and Dazai's lips pressed together.

The two fell to the ground.

"Okay, keep your voice down so that no one else will notice." Tangun said softly.

The author has something to say: Little Theater - Tangun: Wait, didn't you say your butt hurts?Can you still climb the window?

Dazai: Hey.

Ango: The Supernatural Secret Service Division prohibits cheating!

Dazai: Ango...

Ango:?

Dazai: If Ango doesn't agree, I'll hang myself at the gate of the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

Ango:! ! ! !

Tangun:! ! ! !

Tangun: Dazai, my job!

emmmmm, that's the end of social animal sandalwood?It seems that there is nothing more to write.