My name is Dazai

"Alice-chan, try this dress~" When Nakaya left Mori Ogai, the rippling voice of a lolicon leader seemed to be echoing in his ears.

"Alice sauce~" "Just one piece~" "I will give you a change of clothes and cake~" This kind of dialogue with wavy lines really makes people want to call the police.

Chuya picked out his ears, intending to find Dazai.

Nakaya is already very familiar with the route to find Dazai.

But he retreated at the door.

Obviously his hand had already grasped the doorknob, but he just didn't have the courage to pull it away.

Chuya's ears are very good, so he can hear the movement inside the door.

"Tangun let me touch it~" "Mi!"

"Touch it~" "Mi!"

"Don't you like this dress? It's the same suit as mine!"

"Meow!"

"Tangun~" "Just this one~ After changing it, comb Tangun's hair~" "Wow!"

The cat meowed gradually.

Nakaya's hand holding the doorknob was shaking wildly.

He almost thought he was back in the chief's room.

"Dazai you bastard..."

This kind of dialogue is too perverted!

You can't beat Mori Ogai in the middle, but you can still beat Dazai.

He almost wanted to vent all his anger on Dazai.

This kind of mental pollution ability... Is it true that Dazai was taught by Mori Ogai?

The door flew out.

The white cat meowed and jumped off the table, looking at Chuya Nakahara curiously.

White cat fur flutters.

But the cat just glanced at him casually, then turned and walked away, as if he didn't want to get close to Zhongya Zhongyuan.

Dazai quickly dodged Nakahara Chuya's attack, and said in a long voice coquettishly: "Tangun, Chuu wants to hit me too~" Tangun squatted on Dazai's chair and licked his paws.

if not?If you want a kitten to beat you back, it’s impossible. Look at his paws, and then look at Zhongye’s arm. Isn’t the kitten’s claws about to be broken by Zhongye?

While dodging Chuya's attack, Dazai cried, "Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Just once~" Chuya's anger gauge was probably going to be full.

Did Dazai look down on him by talking to the cat so loudly while dodging? !

"Shut up!" Zhong also kicked the table into pieces.

Dazai quickly hugged the white cat and rolled on the ground.

"Meow!" The white cat was terrified by the violent little man.

also stopped.

"Has the slug finally realized it was wrong?" Dazai still had the same style of killing people without paying for his life when he opened his mouth.

"I said... Dazai, isn't the cat you caught a milk cat? Isn't it growing too fast?" Nakaya looked at the white fluff in Dazai's arms that almost filled Dazai's chest.

Tangun: "..." Oops.

Because he prefers to be a cat, he simply turned into an adult cat after losing his horse.

And his adult cat body...is a cat that spread out and would occupy the entire chest of a person.

"Because Tangun is fluffy." Dazai grabbed Tangun's neck.

Tangun's neck immediately became ridiculously dented with a large lump.

"Actually, this cat is too fluffy, so it looks big." Although the action was to choke the cat, Dazai doubted that Tangun was so fluffy that he couldn't stop choking even if he tried hard, what's more?What's more, he just held it vainly.

Tangun shook his head, by the way?Shaking off Dazai's hand, he lowered his head and began to lick the messed up hair on his neck.

A qualified Neptune cat needs to take care of its appearance from time to time.

Dazai reached out, took out the comb in his pocket, and began to comb Tangun's hair right next to the wreckage of the table.

Dazai packed all the combed hair into a big bag.

It seems to be full of white fur inside.

The scene was very weird.

Tangun came out of Dazai's arms and got into the ruins of the table.

Dazai immediately lay down on the ground, stretched out his hand to hook Tangun: "Tangun Tangun, come out quickly, let's try on some clothes."

"Meow!"

Dazai grabbed Tangun by the hind legs, pulled the cat out from under the table, then clamped Tangun between his legs, and forcibly changed him into a suit and shirt.

The white cat's fur was very thick as Dazai had shown before, which made it very funny when Tangun put on that cat suit, like a tall and thick fat man wearing an S-size tights.

"Pfft." Dazai didn't mean it.

As Tangun struggled, his hair became disheveled again, and he meowed angrily.

"I'm sorry, Tangun, I'll change it for you right away." Dazai unbuttoned his clothes.

Only then did Tangun obediently cooperate.

"That's enough, Dazai." Zhong said impatiently, "The leader told you to go to a meeting in half an hour."

"I know? I know? I know." Dazai waved his hand, "Chuya, let's go..."

Dazai stopped talking suddenly: "Wait a minute."

Chuya turned his head and noticed that Dazai's eyes were very sharp.

He immediately became nervous: "What's wrong?"

The filth kicks in.

He and Dazai still developed a tacit understanding, and seeing Dazai so nervous, he couldn't help becoming nervous.

Dazai reached out and took a cat hair from Chuya's pants.

"Really, I almost let a slug take away part of Tangun." Dazai behaved very nervously, he put the cat hair into the bag with great care.

Zhong Ye exploded directly. He raised his leg and drew a line in the air?Curve, smashing the table into pieces with a bang: "Dazai!"

The gesture of a cat hair is really to provoke him!

"Meow!"

The white cat jumped up and hid to the side.

Violent imps are scary!

The author has something to say: Small theater——Chuya: Is your cat really not fat?

Dazai (pouring water): It's not fat, it's really fluffy, look...

Tangun (horrified): Meow meow meow meow meow meow! ! ! ! ! ! !

Chuya: Suddenly pouring water on the cat, you are too stupid, aren't you?