My name is Dazai

How does a cat's day start?

Woke up by a pile of odds and ends and vibrations.

"Mi..." Tangun opened his eyes.

Dazai lifted up the entire cat litter and was looking at Tangun's pink pad from below.

Because Tangun couldn't hear, he habitually pressed the pads under his body to feel the vibrations when he slept.

That said, Dazai had a hard time seeing Tangun's pink pads.

Tangun withdrew his paw that was stabbed by Dazai, and stuffed it under his body.

There is a pair of strange things in Tangun's cat litter.

For example, pottery cats, woodcarving cats, white cat puppet, white cat figure...

These are all made by Dazai himself.

In Dazai's words, doing these things is kind of addicting.

And after Dazai finished the things, he liked to pile them up next to Tangun, as if seeing a bunch of cats squeezed together was very pleasant.

This caused Tangun to occasionally turn over while sleeping and be hit by various toys.

Dazai put down the cat litter and picked Tangun up.

"Mi..." Tangun rubbed against Dazai's arms and continued to sleep.Two years have passed, and he is very used to being hugged by Dazai.There's nothing I can do if I'm not used to it, Tangun just wants to sleep, and Dazai likes to take him with him anytime and anywhere.

His and Dazai's sleep time is not in the same order of magnitude at all.

Tangun slept more than sixteen hours a day, while Dazai...

Anyway, maybe Tangun slept too much, and almost never saw Dazai sleeping.

Since Dazai knew that he was a monster, he didn't even need a cat bag. He hugged him or hung him around his neck as a plush scarf. After all, Tangun is a cat that can be stretched and can be stretched very long. It is quite accurate to say that it is a scarf with a long tail.

"Let's go to Lupin after completing the task!" Dazai said cheerfully, pulling Tangun's eyes away forcibly.

Tangun waited for Dazai to let go, and quickly closed his eyes.

Dazai just stood there hugging Tangun.

After a while, Tangun's ears perked up vigorously, and he opened his eyes to look at Dazai: "Meow!"

Tangun still likes going to bars very much, but the consumption of bars is a bit heavy for a kitten, and normal people don’t give cats alcohol, and he doesn’t bother to make money on weekdays, so Tangun didn’t go to bars as often when he was living alone. many.

So decisively began to eat soft rice.

... No, in the past so many years, he was basically eating soft meals, finding random girls on the street to touch porcelain.

But he was very satisfied with Dazai's soft rice.

Although occasionally a bit nervous, he is still a man, but his grooming skills are really good, he will invite Tangun to drink, and he will prepare expensive food for Tangun...

and……

Tangun felt that he liked Dazai quite a bit.

What kind of people do kittens like?

If you want to talk about it, then Tangun would say that of course it must be someone with beautiful fur and superb hunting ability - it would be even better if it was a woman.

Although Dazai is a man and a human being, Tangun's aesthetics of people follows that of human beings, so Dazai is indeed beautiful in his eyes.

That is to say, apart from the gender inconsistency, Dazai is in line with Tangun's aesthetics.

Dazai also liked Tangun enough.

...But Dazai is a little different from other human beings. After all these years, only Dazai took off his vest, and his liking has become different.

Dazai, who had finished assigning tasks, sat upstairs, with his feet dangling and his legs dangling, watching the actions of his subordinates below: "Tangun, sitting here is so comfortable!"

"Meow." Just don't accidentally let me fall.

Every time Dazai wants to talk to Tangun, he will poke Tangun, otherwise Tangun will keep looking at the picture below.

"Will Tangun get hurt if he falls?" Dazai asked curiously.

"Meow." Tangun leaned on Dazai's shoulder and shook his head.

With the height of this building, Tangun is sure to land without injury, otherwise it wouldn't be so leisurely lying on Dazai's shoulder.But even so, he didn't want to fall, even if it didn't hurt, it would hurt.

"...Tangun is not afraid of heights." Dazai sighed regretfully.

This Tangun is really special. Not only is he not afraid of heights, but he also accepts the death of others well.

In other words, there is a considerable sense of alienation about the cannibalism of human beings.

Tangun is not human.

Tangun: "..." I'm afraid of heights, what do you want to do? Rather than saying that Tangun is not afraid of heights, it's better to say that he enjoys heights a little bit.

Cats are natural hunters, and a love of heights is innate.

The high-altitude view is good, and the prey can be observed more conveniently.

But upon hearing this, Tangun angrily bit Dazai's hair: "Woo!"

"Hahahahaha, I was wrong, I was wrong..." Dazai's hair is curly, so it can still be bitten firmly, maybe Tangun can hang on his hair.

Tangun couldn't see Dazai's face right now, so he couldn't read his lips, but he bit it for a while and then let go.

However, the teeth got stuck in Dazai's hair.Curly hair can make Tangun bite firmly, but it also makes Tangun a little bit hard to let go.

"Aw..." Tangun took some time to shake off completely.

Dazai laughed out loud.

Feeling a little embarrassed, Tangun jumped off Dazai's shoulder, jumped to his side, and quickly patted Dazai with his meat pad: "Meow ow ow ow!"

it was all your fault!Why don't you comb your hair in the morning!

But Dazai laughed even louder.

Tangun didn't exert any force when Maomao punched repeatedly, not only did it not hurt, but he also found it too cute.

It is not very harmful and extremely insulting.

Tangun was furious: "Meow!"

What kind of disqualification in the world is clearly disqualified as a shit shovel officer!

Fortunately, he was still thinking about liking Dazai a little bit!

The author has something to say: Small Theater · After Tangun's cat fist combo - Dazai: Ah, there are cute cat paw prints on the clothes~ Ango: I have completely fallen into a cat slave.

Ango: By the way, Dazai, why do you have so many cat toys piled up next to Tangun?

Tangun (nods his head): Sleeping will be uneasy.

Dazai (holding his face): When a bunch of Tanguns are crowded together, I feel like I am opening a harem.

Tangun: ...

Ango: ...

Odasaku: Dazai, Tangun’s consent is required to open the harem.

Tangun: Meow! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Ango: The point is not to ask for consent!

Dazai: I don’t think it’s necessary to ask for permission. After all, whether it’s wood carvings, clay or dolls, it’s all Tangun~ Odasaku: Is that so?That seems unnecessary.

Tangun (angry): I'm going to demolish the house, meow!

There is only one update today, and there is a high probability that there will be only one update tomorrow.

I have to stay up late tonight for the mid-term exam, and there is an exam tomorrow, so concentrate on studying.

But also love me and give me a comment meow~