My name is Dazai

"It's almost over." Dazai looked at the chaos below, and ran away with Tangun in his arms before it was over.

Dazai will leave so many criminal records, definitely not because Dazai has no ability to avoid it, but simply because he doesn't care whether these records will be left or not.

He hasn't made up his mind yet about whether he will defect in the future, but people always have to make preparations in advance.

If you defect, what will you do next?If he went to the Armed Detective Agency, the salary probably wouldn't be enough to keep Tangun.

So far, Tangun has only raised his affection for him from below the level to liking him, but this liking has nothing to do with love for the time being.

Tangun's behavior is very feline, cats are not dogs, they don't have the idea that they will never leave, even when they are being raised, they will have the idea of ​​leaving, let alone downcast.

Isn't the reason why Tangun stays with Dazai now is because Dazai is willing to give him the prepared ingredients?

Dazai didn't dare to bet on whether Tangun would leave.

So let's see how far he can bind Tangun in the matter of defecting.

How could Mori Ogai fail to see some of Dazai's thoughts? In fact, as long as you are not too stupid, you can see this through a little research on Dazai's almost innocent file, let alone a Z like Mori Ogai?fox.

But he couldn't figure out Dazai's purpose.If he had to say it, Dazai would probably be showing off his intelligence like a child.

Mori Ogai wanted to drag Dazai into the water. After all, although he didn't think Dazai would defect, when he was in contact with Dazai before, Dazai looked completely unlovable. Such a person would have no reason to defect .

He is now a little unsure what the optimal solution will be.

Whether to firmly use tricks to blacken Dazai's files or just let it go, the former can make Dazai tied to the port mafia ship, but it may usher in Dazai's disgust.

Mori Ogai let it go for now.

Anyway, Dazai's innocent file will disgust many people, and there are plenty of people who want to drag him into the water. It depends on how Dazai handles it himself, but that is not his fault.

Tangun didn't care about getting angry anymore, he jumped on Dazai's shoulder, meowing happily.

Dazai stretched out a hand, and Tangun pushed his head up and rubbed it twice.

Going to a bar next?

"Mi—" Tangun widened his beautiful eyes.

Dazai patted Tangun's head: "It's only at this time that you act like a baby and take the initiative to rub me."

"Miuuuuuuu~" There are some things you can't think about, but when you think about Dazai, you start to care a little bit.

"Tangun, if one day I have no money, will Tangun still like me?" Dazai sat in front of the bar, put the cat on the bar, and said to him.

"Dazai-kun, this sentence is like a rich woman who raised a handsome boy fell in love with a handsome boy who was raised by herself." An Wu came down the stairs and complained about him.

"Meow." Tangun called out to Ango as a greeting.

Ango stretched out his hand, and Tangun put his paw on it and pressed it, which was regarded as a handshake.

Ango and Tangun didn't have any other ideas for shaking hands. The theory of depravity can work on objects, but cats are not objects no matter how you look at it, so he simply likes cute kittens.

It's just that people are wearing clothes, and clothes are considered objects, so he can get a little information by photographing people.

Dazai ignored Ango, but pulled Tangun's head back: "Tangun~" "Meow..." Tangun put his paw on the top of Dazai's head and patted it.

"Look, Tangun is comforting you." Ango sat down and said.

"Eh..." Dazai looked at Tangun, "I think it's more ambiguous 'don't think too much, silly boy'."

"This statement is too pessimistic." Ango shook his head and objected.

Tangun moved a little guiltily to the side.

As expected of Dazai who can guess what he is talking about just by meowing.

He really said so.

"Tangun, why are you running?" Dazai grabbed Tangun's tail.

Although Dazai didn't tell the truth, Tangun still felt a little stomachache.

"Miwu." Tangun turned his head and fell down on the table with a thud, exposing his belly, looking at Dazai, trying to pass the test with cuteness.

"No matter how you look at it, I think Tangun is so smart." Ango tried to rub Tangun's stomach, but was blocked by Dazaige.

Dazai blocked Ango's view of Tangun with his back.

"Dazai?" Ango asked in surprise.

"It's okay to shake hands with Tangun, but touching them is absolutely forbidden." Dazai said angrily? .

The bar owner wiped the glass with his hands. He almost thought that the wine in the bar had gone bad and turned into vinegar. Otherwise, why would the vinegar smell so strong?

"Why?" Ango almost choked to death from the smell of vinegar.

"Would you let someone touch your mother's belly?" Dazai stared at Ango.

"...No." Ango felt a toothache. He didn't know where Dazai came up with a weird metaphor. This kind of metaphor made people feel green on the top of his head, "But Tangun is just a cat..."

Dazai didn't wait for Ango to finish speaking: "Tangun is me Z? Pooh!"

Ango: "..."

Bar owner: "..."

Tangun: "..."

Tangun silently, silently hid his belly, shrinking into a cat ball.

This sonorous and forceful declaration obviously stunned everyone present.

"If it's a cat, can Dazai get an answer to his marriage proposal?" Oda Saku appeared and said what should be complained about.

"It is possible, Tangun is no ordinary cat." Dazai touched Tangun's big buttocks with his hand.

An Wu pushed his glasses, as if he was trying to cover up some embarrassment: "That's right, I haven't seen a cat that can drink."

Dazai did not continue the previous topic, but took the drink list and put it in front of Tangun: "Tangun, what do you want to drink?"

Only then did Tangun get up, and tapped some wine on top with his paw, the bar owner understood.

It was not the first time Tangun had come to drink, and the bar owner knew what Dazai would ask for if he ordered it.

Tangun didn't feel guilty at all when ordering wine, as if the previous embarrassing incident hadn't happened at all, the cat's face was extremely thick.

"I've never seen a cat that can order wine, but I've never seen a person who drinks for a cat." Anwu didn't know who to complain about, "Who is the problem between you two?"

Tangun walked up to Ango with graceful steps, raised his paw and punched him in the face.

Phew, you're the one with the problem!

This punch is not the same as the fast but completely painless Maomao punch that hit Dazai, it is completely real.

Dazai burst out laughing.

Tangun has always had a bad attitude towards grown men.

"Ango was beaten by a cat." Odasaku watched calmly, "Are you defending Dazai?"

"Mi——" Tangun didn't pay attention to what Odasaku said, he stood in front of Ango with his tail wagging.

"You really understand what I'm saying?" Ango covered his face and gritted his teeth, but he didn't dare to fight back. Tangun is a huge big cat, standing there majestic and majestic. It's too childish to compete with a cat. It's even more embarrassing if you can't beat it, "Is this cat literate? Just ordered wine before!"

"Hehe, Ango is not normal anymore." Dazai laughed at the side.

"Didn't you say Tangun couldn't hear you?" Oda Saku asked.

An Wu pinched the bridge of his nose: "If it's a cat, maybe it's pretending not to hear."

"It's true that the cat has a bad temper, but Tangun is relatively gentle, right?" Oda Saku said.

This time Tangun noticed the vibration on Odasaku's side, and just as he was about to make a move, he saw the second half of Odasaku's words.

Forget it, just drink happily and be gentle today.

The white cat let Odasaku go, and wandered back to Dazai.

Ango looked at Odasaku in shock: "I didn't expect you to say such flattering words." "Tangun has a good temper." Odasaku said, "Dazai was drunk, kissed and gnawed on the cat He licked again, Tangun didn’t scratch him, maybe the other cat has scratched his face already?”

Dazai covered his face: "Yeah, I just count on this face to eat."

"Ruanfan?" Ango inexplicably felt that Dazai was someone who could do such a thing.

"I hate it, I only eat Tangun's soft rice." Dazai twisted up in the seat, like a shy girl.

An Wu: "... You'd better wait until the next life to eat the soft food of the kitten."

Tangun was also looking at Dazai with disdainful eyes.

This guy looks like a douchebag now.

The author has something to say: Small Theater——Tan Meow: Maomao Boxing!

Ango: Sure enough, you are retaliating for the bunch of jobs I assigned you in the article on Social Animal Tan!

Oda: ...

Tan meow (stare).

Oda: ...

Tan Meow: let you go.

Oda: Thank you.

Dazai: Tangun has become the top of the food chain.

Sandalwood (licking paws and washing face).

On the Differential Treatment of Cats——Bear Child·Female (Tail Pulling).

Tangun (gentle): Miu...

Bear boy · male (twist tail).

Tangun (threat): Huh!

Pretty girl (touch).

Tangun (acting like a baby): Meow meow ~ adult male (stretches out his hand).

Tangun (maomao flying kick): Pa.

Dazai: The difference in treatment is obvious...

Digging, digging, digging in the comments...

Miu "tail flick"